But computers are REALLY weak compared to where they SHOULD BE -
   they're SO 1D. "flip / excluded middle / flop" - and let's do it
   REALLY fast. Bah humbug. Weak. Nice advances in video, storage
   space... and I love the rise of the Internet and social
   networking - marvelous for the next few generations. But... so
   far to go. Barely even begun.