Should I find myself in that situation, it's likely I'd decline,
   unless my privacy intrusion was particularly clever. Then I
   might allow it.

   "HERE, TAKE ME! TAKE ME GOVERNMENT! HERE - HAVE MY HARD DRIVE!
   HAVE ALL OF ME!" I'm a bit of an Internet whore. I'd probably
   have ALL 65535 of my ports open - BOTH WAYS, although a few
   ports got abused, so I had to firewall them - the computer
   equivalent of a chastity belt.