Things an INFP would say.... "If that makes sense..." "I don't
   have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem"
   Standing quietly at the party, as I tend not to say much, if
   anything. "I'm having trouble describing my visual thoughts"
   "............" "Is there anything I can do to help? I'm here for
   you." Something about Kurt Cobain lol CREATIVITY IS THE
   FOUNTAINHEAD OF ALL IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE. THE
   UNIVERSE ENVELOPS US IN THE LOVE THAT CONNECTS ALL PEOPLE IN ALL
   TIMES AND ALL PLACES TO ALL POINTS CONNECTING EVERYTHING TO
   EVERYTHING. IF YOU'RE NOT CREATIVE, YOU'RE WORSE THAN DEAD.
   YOU'RE A TEMPLATE. "I don't know..." followed by an explanation
   I love cats.... "Sorry I'm late!" "I'll shutup now..." We all
   have our demons. I want to learn as much as I can before I
   perish. I want to die with a book in my hands. Oh gosh, so many
   of these are things I usually say I'm just a statistic. You are
   so cute "sorry" I'm sorry!! ARE YOU MAD AT ME??? OK... more
   stereotypes of myself. *sigh* I'm no good at this. Ah! a) I'm no
   good at this. b) Just a second, lemme finish what I'm doing
   first c) go ahead. whatever you say I'm sure your right.
   [learned helplessness... I think INFPs fall into that a lot] d)
   i want to understand everything e) why? f) what's the point? g)
   sorry h) I'll just wait here. i) I'M GOING TO DO THE THING THAT
   CHANGES EVERYTHING J) you have no idea what's like in here. k)
   if only I could crawl inside you and see the world through your
   eyes.... "like how, you know... errr uhh nvm.. -,.-;;;" Do you
   hate me?? *meep* are you sure you're okay? I'm sorry. "I'm okay"
   "Why can't we/they/it _____." (usually followed by something
   idealistic) "I'M UNIQUE - oh shit I'm not am I?" "What if we..."
   "I like your dimple!" "I just love all people, so many new and
   different people that I can't focus on one and I get lost in
   that diversity, it's not that another person is better, just
   different." ...See More Deep down, we're all the same. Every one
   of us is unique and special and deserves the chance to express
   themselves freely without being judged. A crowd, cant we just
   skip it?... okay but i dont want to stay all night "I had a
   dream about this." I want to live in a community of poets,
   artists, musicians and creative people where we're free to
   create and share and we all get along because we understand each
   other on a deeper level than most of humanity. Unfortunately,
   I'm stuck in this dump. "Maybe it's just me." "Maybe it's just
   me but..." "Maybe it's just me but I feel like..." a-are you
   mad? ok.. you seemed mad at me. Because if you are, i'm sorry.
   Are you okay?? I dont know EXACTLY what I want to do with my
   life. I like too many things Nobody understands me.
   "Feelings.... damn feelings!" am I stupid? or just weird. stop
   talking to yourself! Are you OK? No one gets me.. I feel
   misunderstood OH YOU LIKE THAT TOO!? AWESOME! '' i'll try ''
   "I'm just like... ya'know~" I'm feeling so nostalgic!! "I like
   turtles..." It's okay. Really I understand. *writes a poem* I
   feel so out of place. *stares at something too long in deep
   thoughts*, hm. maybe I seemed weird here. maybe not, what is
   maybe anyway. *smiles* "In a second.." yelled angrily as I
   hurriedly try to do 200 tasks at once as a 201st one is added.
   "Let's make plans!" *2 days later* "No, I changed my mind, don't
   come over today, I'm spontaneously sick"...See More "...and
   yeah..." "People will be there? Lol nope, have fun for me." "I
   promise"* [breaks promise]* Someone else breaks promise. "YOU
   PROMISED! Now I can't trust anyone." The world is full of
   hypocrites and I don't know why everybody can't see it? Me too.
   I love seeing "my words" with other peoples faces next to them
   and I didn't even have to type them! "ohh" "are you okay?"
   "maybe" "wow" "thank you" "sorry if I bother you" Noone
   understands my eccentricity So what's up? Infp: oh, not much,
   blush I'm not like you, I'm not one of you haha " I am shy.." I
   find myself saying this alot online Tries to explain something.*
   Gets cut short due to being Told "get to the POINT!" Feels
   offended. Gives up telling story altogether. Grows quiet. I'm
   not very good at communicating this verbally. ... I'm much
   better at putting it in writing "Social norms are evil and keep
   me from expressing my true self!" (Social norms often exist for
   good reasons, and honey, maybe you're just an asshole. Us INFP's
   can have wonderful qualities but often miss our own pride and
   selfishness I have noticed. Oh and often reject tradition
   without thinking about why it exists in the first place.) "I
   like these kinds of posts..." No stereotype fits me! Ok, maybe
   some of them sort of fit me, but I'm not like the stereotypes.
   And while social norms are necessary for the functioning of
   society, I feel that it's important to not let the norms define
   who we are or where we fit in. We are all individuals and should
   be allowed to express ourselves freely. *blabbers incessantly*
   annnd then a long awkward pause as I get self conscious and try
   to think of something interesting. "Waait, what? I totally
   forgot what I was saying-" "Oh this reminds me.." "I'm sorry."
   "It's a bad habit." "It's just like... Uh, the reason is.. I
   mean. Well because.. Fuck it, I don't even know what I meant in
   the first place." "this conversation was about Jupiter and now
   I've magically changed the subject to lemons. I have an
   attention span problem." where we look at the situation we find
   ourselves in and go, "Huh - look at the situation we find
   ourselves in? Isn't it interesting?" I'm sorry I feel so bad for
   him/her/them/it/anything that has something bad or sad happen to
   it. I'm a child trapped in a grownups body. Oh wait... that
   *has* to be a universal sensation... Sorry, what was I talking
   about? Sorry, I feel stupid now, sorry. I'm hogging up the
   conversation aren't I?