Kenneth Udut
   Yup.
   Tried changing my name a few times and had different ideas, but
   nothing seemed right until I made a few Fictitious Names
   registered in the state of Florida.

   I became Somebody, owned by Nobody.
   And Kenneth E Udut is owned by Somebody.

   My birth certificate *also* has that name. A little poetry and a
   bit of social anarchy I suppose.