just wait here like the rest of us. You'll get your turn too.
   Don't be impatient - somewhere between now and then you might
   find an answer or two that works for you.

   You don't get off that lucky. No sir! And if you need to take
   meds to control your impulse to be _this_ kind of curious, DO IT
   'cause dang it, if I gotta be stuck here figuring all this stuff
   out, so do you.

   You're not alone. Thousands of years of humans have tried to
   figure it out, some the impatient way but most the slow way,
   like you've been doing, I've been doing, we've all been doing.

   Maybe somebody came back to tell us. Maybe nobody has. Either
   way, that's about the most selfish experiment ever because,
   you're mostly likely NOT going to be able to come back and tell
   us, WHATEVER is or isn't after death.

   You're strong. Stick with it. Look, here:
   [1]http://youmakemereal.com
   you made me real. We make you real. You're real. Stay. Lots of
   other ways to study it. You'll get your chance for personal
   experience and if you rush it you'll miss out on other human
   experiences that you, me, and nobody knows about yet that you
   will have.

References

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   1. http://youmakemereal.com/