Officer, I mean no disrespect, but I understand my rights. I have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. 
I have a right to refuse to consent to any search of my body, and personal affects. I wish to exercise all my rights. 
If I am under arrest I wish to invoke and exercise my Miranda rights and be allowed the opportunity to obtain the advice of my attorney. 
If I am to be taken into custody I request a reasonable opportunity to make arrangements to secure my property. I do not consent to any impoundment of my property. 
If I am not under arrest, I want to leave. If I am free to leave, please tell me immediately so that I can go about my business.