Posted By: Greg (Greg Anderson)
Date:      Tue Dec  1 00:00:51 1992
Title:     Greg's List of Really Neat Things to do in Public Restrooms

  At the prompting of Abby, here's my list.  I think this is all of them to 
date:

      Greg's List of Really Neat Things To Do In Public Restrooms 

  1.  In an otherwise deserted restroom, while only you and another person are 
in the stalls, say to yourself in an awe-inspired voice, "Neat...blood."

  2.  Bring a filled water balloon into the stall, and wait until some 
unsuspecting person sits in another one.  After a large grunt, drop the 
balloon from about 3 feet, and after the splash, punctuate with 
"Aaaaaaaahhhhh...."  Then, wait 2.5 seconds, and exclaim, "Hey!  There's a 
keeper!"
  2a.  Permutation:  After dropping the balloon, say to yourself "Hey!  It's a 
boy!"  This is even better if you're male.

  3.  First, a whole-wheat breadstick must be found.  Pre-soak the 
breadstick, and bring it in the stall with you.  After sufficient grunting 
noises, heave the breakstick into the stall of the victim.  A sheepish "Oops" 
rounds out the event.

  4.  Walk into the bathroom, holding the pre-soaked breadstick.  As you walk 
in front of an occupied stall, say to yourself "Uh oh...I'm not going to make 
it!"  and drop the breadstick in front of them.  "Oops" is an order again.
  4a.  Permutation:  Have someone follow you in, and after dropping the 
breadstick, have them pick it up and exclaim, "Hey!  There's a keeper!"


  That's all for now.  If I come up with any more, I'll be sure to append 
them.  =)

  Gregmakesbathroomsfunforthewholefamily
 

               "Oh god this song has just farts to music"
        
                  --Abbydear, babbling about some song
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