LAUGHING CHERUB QUOTESWow!

 

"Buddha isn't married because his wife would've said, 'What--you're going to sit around like 
that all day!?'"
--Gary Shandling

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about 
romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
--Our Good Friend, Anonymous!

"Hey, my body is in perfect shape.......(um, round is a shape, isn't it?)"
--Laughing Cherub's older sister

"Boy, I feel safer now that Martha Stewart's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama 
Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the 
yard and haul her ass to
jail."
--Tim Allen

"The trouble with Italian food is three days later, you're hungry again."
--Anonymous

"Sex is one of the three best things we have. I don't know what the other two are..."
--Helen Gurley Brown

 
"God is watching the comedy channel...and WE'RE what's on."
--Swami Beyondananda

"Unless you're the lead dog on the sled team, the view is all pretty much the same."
--Rev. David Leach

"Remember, STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards!"
--Laughing Cherub