Count this as the first lesson learned. If you're nervous and on your last day of work before your trip, drinking nothing but Monster all day is probably one of the worst ideas. Seriously. What the hell, past me? 

Also, working on figuring out a new way to format these. Might be easier to just do one long doc updated at the top and timestamped, as opposed to a dozen txt files. Will tinker. When I can stop twitching.