What Am I Missing?

Truthfully I am out of the loop, and that's intentional and perhaps
unavoidable, what with
- the spouse dying of a vicious tag team of ninja cancers so I am
  keeping isolated. I write letters but no mail came in today. 
- sad news of violence and deaths down south
- people sharing unfounded uspol conspiracies thus exposing their 
  charmless lack of perspective and critical thinking
but I am missing something good. So tell me something good.  Or
share something funny. Or share with me a well-written tutorial for
some skill that'll improve my enjoyment here. 

email: christyotwisty@sdf.org

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