17 June 2024.

It's been a while! What do I write here? In order to 
satisfy your desires, heres some weird headlines:

Study finds monkeys with cute butt more likely to mate 
than those who don't have one.

Joe Biden actually does something for once.


With that over with, let me talk random things.
I'm falling into love with trains and furniculars. Those
things work with only water ballast! I also like planes.
Did you know? A British monk in the 12th century attached
feathers to his arms in order to fly and he uhh.. 
sustained fall damage. I did a similar thing with umbrellas
and managed to not break my legs, although the umbrella
folded upside down midway!

Don't try it though, the neighbours got angry because of
the noise it made.