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                          TOP 11 AVGN EPISODES
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Somewhat arbitrarily  chosen list of  my favorite AVGN[1]  episodes in
order of  publication. If  you make  it to  the end  of the  page I'll
reveal my number 1.


Episode 001: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
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  Obscurity #.........
  Badness   ###.......
  Nerd Rage #####.....

  - "This game sucks."


Episode 005: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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  Obscurity #.........
  Badness   ####......
  Nerd Rage ######....

  - "Wait, you can just walk over it?"


Episode 012: Friday the 13th
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  Obscurity ###.......
  Badness   ######....
  Nerd Rage ######....

  "You're  dead.  Your friends  are  dead.  Your family's  dead.  Your
  fuckin' pets  are bein' skinned  alive. Your mom's a  fuckin' whore.
  You suck at  life. The whole world hates you.  You're goin' to Hell.
  Live with it. Game Over."


Episode 014: The PowerGlove
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  Obscurity ######....
  Badness   #########.
  Nerd Rage ####......

  "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad"


Episode 026: Sega 32X
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  Obscurity #######...
  Badness   ######....
  Nerd Rage ######....

  "It's on life support."


Episode 032: Atari Porn
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  Obscurity #########.
  Badness   ########..
  Nerd Rage ###.......

  "The object of the  game is to eat 'em every time  he beats 'em. You
  score one point for each and  every drop you swallow without a miss.
  But should you miss, shame on you,  you lose one turn. After all, it
  could have been a famous doctor or lawyer."


Episode 056: Dick Tracy
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  Obscurity ####......
  Badness   #######...
  Nerd Rage ##########

  "WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?!"


Episode 090: Action 52
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  Obscurity ########..
  Badness   ##########
  Nerd Rage #######...

  "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199!!"


Episode 095: Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde Revisited
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  Obscurity #######..
  Badness   #########
  Nerd Rage ###......

  "The  game does  not  reward  you for  acting  upon your  malevolent
  intentions. It’s a proposed guideline for a set of morality rules to
  be  programmed  in  real  life!  It uses  the  Victorian  era  as  a
  fundamental  depiction of  outward respectability  and inward  lust.
  It’s a metaphor for social and geographical fragmentation. It eludes
  the Freud  theory of  repression, in  which unacceptable  desires or
  impulses are excluded  from the conscious mind, and  left to operate
  on their own... in the unconscious."


Episode 113: Tiger Electronic Games
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  Obscurity #..........
  Badness   ###########
  Nerd Rage #########..

  "I'd have more fun setting the time on a digital watch."


Episode 163: The Town With No Name
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  Obscurity ##########
  Badness   ##########
  Nerd Rage ####......

  "My name's not Shane, kid!" 


My favorite episde
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Footnotes
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[1] gopher://gopherpedia.com:70/0/Angry%20Video%20Game%20Nerd