The badger and the fouled river. - joneworlds@mailbox.org In the summer after the brewery shut down for good, the water from the taps turned sour and yellow. It smelt of illness, and was not fit to consume. The pump-house drew from the river, but there was nothing they could do for it. One day, I went to the river's edge, and smelled the foul water there. A badger came out from between the reeds, and cocked its head in a knowing way. It spoke to me in a soft voice. "Up the valley, at the confluence, there is work you must do." And so I drove all day up the highway in my white car, only for it to break down by evening. It took me a week to walk home. The badger lent me a red car. I drove up the valley for a second time, only to break down again nigh on the same spot as before. And another week it took for me to walk home. And then I stole a black car, and for a third time I drove up the valley. This time, I made my journey at night. By morning, the highway crossed over near the confluence of the rivers. There I stopped, and down on the rocky bank I saw a strange hut. I got out of the black car, went down, and entered it. There in the hut sat an old woman, as ancient as the earth. Beside her was a cauldron full of something awful, from which a siphon hose drew it into the river, fouling it. And the old woman laughed at me unkindly, and said to me, "Can you keep your door closed, Jone?" And I stared at her for a time, and my shame was great, for I knew I had failed. I left the hut. I returned to the hut a second time the following morning. The old woman had changed into a beautiful young woman. She smiled at me, and said to me, "Can you keep your door closed, Jone?" And I stared at her for a time, and my shame was great, for I knew I had failed a second time. I left the hut. I entered the hut a third time the following morning. The woman was now changed into a warrior with a helmet. She was dressed in kevlar armor. She stared at me evenly, and said, "Can you keep your door closed, Jone?" An hour passed, as we stared at each other. And then she crossed her arms. A second hour passed, as we stared at each other. And then I put my hands on my hips. A third hour passed, and we stared at each other. And then, we went to the cauldron and together spilled its contents upon the rocks and into the earth. The siphon hose drained out, and the river started to run clean. The warrior and I, hand in hand, came back to the black car, and we went away from that place. Though we search each day, never again have we found that badger by the river.