67 - Can't afford these shots.
joneworlds@mailbox.org

I'd sure like to get a covid shot by now, but that
whole  effort  is  kind   of  stalled  out  around
here.  The vaccine  shipment  trucks keep  getting
hijacked, and so all you can find are black-market
shots at prices  I can't afford yet.  The Olds are
right in  there selling  stolen vaccines  with the
best   of  them.   Which  seems   kind  of   extra
exploitative to me, given that they can't even get
the covid germs, but  whatever. If it wasn't them,
it'd just be more  crooked homo-saps instead, same
difference. But anyways, the  Olds sure aren't shy
about it.  The other day  I was buying  tacos from
this food  truck run  by a  couple of  dwarfs, and
they had  $1500 Pfizers and Modernas  scribbled in
there  on the  menu  below the  guacamole. I  just
can't afford  that right  now. Hell, I'm  not even
springing for the guac these days.

Sometimes I  think I should call  the police about
stuff like this  I see for sale. But  on the other
hand, the cops themselves  have some of the better
prices on  stolen vaccines. I got  pulled over for
an illegal  U-turn the other day,  and the officer
offered me an Astrazeneca for like $850. That's as
good  as I've  seen  so far.  Maybe  I should  get
saving and  take him up  on it next time.  For the
moment, I just  bought $20 of crystal  from him so
he wouldn't get  pissed off and ticket  me for the
U-turn. Del always insisted  to me that meth cured
covid, and  joint pain,  and heartburn,  and about
everything. But I'm not so sure about all that.