1 - Goblins came out of the hole.
joneworlds@mailbox.org

Okay, well, they call me Jone. I've been digging a
hole deep  into the  hillside above  the retaining
wall behind my home. That's  a whole other story I
will have to tell you about some time, but I think
that  will have  to  end now.   I'm digging  away,
minding my own business, when I accidentally break
through  the  side  of   a  goblin  lair  chamber.
They're  not  too pleased  about  it.   So I  turn
hastily back  and jump  out of  the hole,  go back
into my  kitchen and shut the  door.  And wouldn't
you  know it,  they all  come pouring  out of  the
hillside,  waving their  little maces  and running
and shouting,  and whatever. And pretty  soon they
are running  amok all over the  neighborhood. Kids
are  crying, dogs  are  barking,  cars alarms  are
going off, neighbors are  just losing their minds,
as if they've never seen a hobgoblin warrior eat a
cat before.  Just bonkers. They're mostly all gone
now,  back into  the hole  I guess,  and that's  a
relief,  but what  a mess.   You think  it's gross
when you find  some random dog poop  on the grass,
wait  until  you're  trying  to pick  up  after  a
passing goblin  platoon. The strata was  not going
to  be impressed  if they  had ever  discovered my
hole in the hillside, but  now with all this, it's
going to be bad...