MISHIEF AND FUN by XxCasperxXxSuicidexX DISCLAIMER: now before we start in light of recent events some of these ideas may get you into some serious trouble as with the events of columbine and other tragic shootings throughout the country in past years. also no one is in anyway responsible for your actions but you. so if you blow a fucking hand off or hurt or even kill somone or get arrested or any thing like that becuase you're A MORON that's on you. also and this is highly important DON'T SMOKE CRACK!!!!!! hahahahaha NOW THAT ALL OF THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY ONTO THE GOOD STUFF. FIREWORKS ALWAYS A CLASSIC there are several types of fireworks but i'll stick with the basics and most readily available. 1. ladyfingers(the small ones in rows of such and such number) : now these are classic and always useful in thousands of ways. we'll cover a few and you can use your own imagination for other ideas. when kept in rows and lit these are affective for clearing out crowds. for example back in '96 myself and three friends where in class and i happened to have a few packs of these on my at the time. we all got together during lunch and set them off in different parts of the school at different times roughly about two minutes apart. this made for a nice effect especially when one of our buddies ran throuhg the halls screaming he's got a gun he's got a gun. now as i said before this isn't such a good idea now after all the school shootings. but try it during a parade or in a club or even at the mall just do yourself a favor and don't scream anything about a gun. that wouldn't be very smart. 2.m-80's cherry bombs etc: now these bad muthafuckaz can blow your hands off so be ETREMELY CAREFULL!!! anyway the classic uses are as follows. blowing up toilets or "fishing". if you have water proof ones which aren't to hard to find you can flush them down toilets which will blow the it to hell, or toss them in a body of water and see what floats up. these can also be used to blow up just about anything you can think of. now i don't agree with hurting animals for fun.personally that shit is really lame. but hey to each is own right? so if you want to blow up your cat's ass that's on you, you fucking weirdo. there are un-countable things to do with these so use your imagination. 3. ahhh good old bottle rockets: now these come in many shapes and sizes from small to huge. there are regulars, large, 2 oz.,4 oz.,6 oz. and the list goes on. there are some that explode some that wistle some that have dazzling affects the choice is yours. i usually stick with any except the gay ones like paratroopers and the likes of kiddie ones. now you can do alot with these. shoot them at what ever you want, wake up the neighborhood at 3 in the a.m, blow shit up(of course) what ever the possibilities are endless. now depending on the type you can come up with different things or different ways to do even the same shit over and over. i'm leaving this kind of a grey area since the design is basic and hasn't changed in centuries and the ideas some might think of could be dangerous so your basically on your own here. 4. rockets( the big stationary ground ones): now these fuckers are killer. they're smaller versions of pro affects. they're pretty cheap too at only around 8 dollars for a box of 24 depending on which brand they are. i've had numerous nights of fun with these bad boys. i'll give you an example.... one night a two friends and i were out and about all night creating mischief and wreaking havoc.well some people we had fucked with decided to come fuck with us luckily i have a backpack kit filled to the brim with goodies with me on these nights. one such goodie was a rocket. we were in a parking lot and they came after us so to make a long story short i lit the fucker and we ran they ran right next to it as it went off and it was so loud and so bright they stopped after becoming disoriented. the police picked them up five minutes later and arrested them for trashing shit and setting of fireworks. i love it when a plan comes through. but that's not why i'm here. these can be used to scare, wake up, or terrorize andy neighborhood in the middle of the night. they work extremely well as a decoy for any one who may be after you for whatever reason.also in a survival situation these come in handy as a replacement for a flare, roman candles also. but whatever you do use extreme caution with these they are very dangerous if you aren't a safe distance away!!! it's like i said use your imagination and there are a shit load of other fireworks out there but these are my main favorites, they're reliable and the most easily purchased and or available in most places. NOW REMEBER FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES SO POSSESING THEM CAN BE A SERIOUS OFFENCE SO PLAY IT SMART. IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL IN YOUR STATE OR TOWN OR WHATEVER DON'T SET THEM OFF IN YOUR YARD OR IN A PLACE WHERE YOU'LL GET CAUGHT. HELL EVEN IF THEY'RE LEGAL IN YOUR TOWN OR WHATEVER DON'T SET THEM OFF IN A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET IN SOME DEEP SHIT. USE YOUR HEADS!!! now i'll show you a few methods to make a time delay for ignition. the tried and true cig extender: take an ordinary cigarette and smoke it down to a point where it'll brun long enough for you to get away to a safe area. now depending on the application you can just get the cig lit and then go from there or smoke it halfway or whatever but i suggest no more than half way. now you take a pin or something similar and poke a hole in the cig at the point where the filter paper starts. poke it all the way through. now place the fuse into the whole all the way through but be careful not to ignite it on accident. this is why i say leave atleast half of a cigarette to work with. now place it where you want to and walk away or run or fly i don't give a shit just get away. there you go a simple and very affordable fuse extension. this coes in handy in buildings or places where you don't really have a chance to light, toss, and run. for example we used a cig extender to ignite a huge cake(the big boxes that shoot a high number of rockets)during an outdoor pep rally our freshman year of college. this gave us enough time to strole away back to our dorm and watch from our window. if you buy your fireworks from a showroom or stand of a reputable dealer you will sometimes be able to buy what they call safety fuse. it usually comes in ten foot waterproof sections for roughly five to seven dollars. this is the same high quality fuse the pros use when they do the big shows on the 4ht of july or whenever. i'm not exactly sure of the burn rate you'd have to discuss that with them but fi you're just using it for fun like i mentioned with the example above you should be relatively safe provided you aren't a backwoods waterhead retard. now as with any fuse or extender never go by what the burn time is said to be. estimate that you'll have less time so you can hall ass the fuck out of there. it's better to be safe then to be hurt,killed, or arrested. now there are many hommade fuse ideas on the net but i've never used them for the simple fact that they may be wrong or may be dangerous themselves. stick with the best known like safety fuses and the cig extension. OTHER CLASSICS here's a short list of pranks and such some old school some newer 1.soaping windows 2.eggs 3.ringing dorrbels and running 4.the flaming shit bag(but be carefull with this you don't want to burn the house down and get screwed) 5.prank phone calls(there are so many different things you can do with this be creative and think of something better than prince albert in a can or ordering pizzas to someones house) 6.flour bombs(if you don't know how to make one use a coffe filter some flour and water. rubber band or tie the top closed and throw them at things) 7. water balloons(i know, i know that's kids stuff but not when they're filled with piss, doe esrtus, or human feces mmmmmm feces) 8.smoke bombs(pretty self explanitory) 9.slingshots/bb guns(this is another grey area because they can be harmfull and also illegal use care with these) 10.paintballs/paintball guns(fun fun fun but also sometimes illegal. if you can get paintballs but no paintball gun just chuck them at shit or compine with a slingshot) 11.markers/spraypaint(tag something or draw and or write on shit but can also get you a heafty fine) 12.break something( it's always fun) 13.mailbox smashing(if you've ever seen dazed and confused you know this one it's a classic but it's a fedaral offence so it's heavy jail time you're facing if you get caught so i don't recommend this) 14.steal flags or other items off people's lawns, porches, etc. then put them back after a night or two and watch the looks of confusion on their faces 15.pool hopping( always fun on hot summer nights. get some hot chicks to go skinny dipping may occur if you're smooth enough. this can be considered trespassing so be aware that police may show up) 16.basic vandalism(not recomending it unless you're about 10 years old and can get away with it. but seriously i don't recomend it) 17.use some of those fireworks mentioned earlier this is the perfect time and place 18.just have a huge party it's always fun to have a rager with a bunch of people just have an escape rought if piggies or parents suddenly drop in for a visit i know there's more i could put but i can't think of any thing else right now sorry about that guess you're on your own from there. i'll maybe type another version of this with new ideas added and what not if i can think of anything good. JUST HAVE FUN AND DON'T GET YOURSELF FUCKED OVER PEACE version 1.0 (1999) XxCasperxXxSuicidexX for the gravediggaz clan