CRAZY CREDITS LIST 1.12
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Document Revision 1.1 - 17/03/94
Release date: 27th April 1994
This document contains a list of things that happens at the end of movies
during the showing of the credits.
See what you missed by leaving early! :-)
Contacts
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The CRAZY CREDITS database is maintained by Mark Harding (ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk)
It was previously maintained by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>
All submissions must have "CRAZY CREDITS" in the subject line.
New Entries this month
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# Chase, The
# Robocop
# Volunteers
# Wayne's World 2
Updated entries this month
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Facts & Figures
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* The list currently contains 84 entries.
* The list will is posted to rec.arts.movies every month.
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First some examples:
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# Lethal Weapon 3
- During the credits you can hear that another bomb has been discovered. When
Martin and Roger show up in their car, they have this discussion again
whether or not to go in. Just as they stop at the building, the whole
building explodes and you can hear Martin saying, while backing up the car,
"I hope nobody saw us".
# Masters of the Universe
- Skeltor says "I'll be back!".
# Singles
- Outtakes after credits on video version
- Steve (Campbell Scott) goes to a house looking for Linda (Kyra Sedgwick), but
a woman at the house (Debbie Mazar) tells him that she's moved out to live
with some guy.
- Steve walks down the street past the mime (Eric Stoltz) to the magazine stand
where the magazines on the rack start talking to him, giving him advice. He
goes home to his apartment.
- David (Jim True) walks down a street. His voiceover says that Steve's search
for the perfect girl is a trap, and that he lives his own life like a French
movie where everyone is cool and no attachments are made. He enters a
beatnik club where a woman (Lara Harris) recites a poem in French. She sits
down with him for a brief conversation in French and they leave together.
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Other Lists
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List | Maintained by | Updated
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Actors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
Actresses | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Biographies | Mark Harding <ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk> | 03/17/94
Character Names | Steve Hammond <shammond@indirect.com> | 01/24/94
Cinematographers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Composers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Costume Designers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Crazy Credits | Mark Harding <ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk> | 03/17/94
Directors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
Editors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/09/94
Goofs | Michael Gaines <render1@teak.njit.edu> | 03/23/94
Movies | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Plot Summaries | Colin Tinto <colint@spider.co.uk> | 03/09/94
Producers | Andre Bernhardt <ujad@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de> | 03/23/94
Production Designers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
Quotes | Lars J Aas <larsa@colargol.edb.tih.no> | 03/24/94
Ratings | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
Soundtracks | Ron Higgins <rhiggins@carroll1.cc.edu> | 03/23/94
Trivia | Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au> | 02/01/94
Writers | Jon Reeves <reeves@zk3.dec.com> | 03/23/94
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CRAZY CREDITS
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# Adventures in Babysitting
- Shot of the thug who chased the little girl outside of skyscraper whimpering
about being stuck out there.
# Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The
- The King of The Moon - Ray DiTutto (Actually, it was Robin
Williams, but for some reason, he didn't want to be
credited, even if he had the best part in the movie.)
# Airplane II: The Sequel
- Gaffer (What's a Gaffer?) ... Larry Gilhooly
- Best Boy (Electric) ......... Frank McKane
- Worst Boy ................... Adolf Hitler
# Airplane!
- Gripology ................................. Pete Papanickolas
- Generally in charge of a lot of things .... Mike Finnell
- Author of A Tale of Two Cities ............ Charles Dickens
- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplica-
tion, distribution, or exhibition may result in civil
liability or criminal prosecution. So there.
- Man (Howard Jarvis) in taxi abandoned by Robert Hays looking at his
watch: "Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
# Aliens
- The laserdisc version includes the sound of a face-hugger scurrying from
left to right as the final credits fade.
# American Werewolf in London, An
- ...any similarity to persons living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental"
# Angel Heart
- Scene during credits shows Mickey Rourke's character desending
to 'Hell' inside of an elevator. Final shot looks(?) like he hung
himself on the way down. (Could be just a freeze frame of the
last shot)
# Annie Hall
- Christopher Walken's name is spelt wrong in the credits.
# Assault of the Party Nerds
- Still Photographer .......... David Wittkower
- Other Still Photographer (Who Showed Up 3 Days Without His Camera)
.......... Kevin Minor Hayward
- The Guy Who Cheats At Softball ....... Rafter Man
- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
United States and other countries. Unauthorized
duplication, distribution or exhibition may result
in civil liability and criminal prosecution.
Just go ahead and try something.
# Being There
- Peter Sellers repeating a line in the hospital-bed scene, but laughing
uncontrollably each time. This line does not appear in the movie, and some
versions of the film don't include these outtakes.
# Better Off Dead (1985)
- David Ogden Stiers fixing the garage door
- the successful launch of Badger's space shuttle, made from
household items.
- "the film's over... you can go home now."
# Big Business (1988)
- Seen about two-thirds of the way through the credits: "Don't Go, It's Almost
Over"
# Bird on a Wire
- Credits scroll down instead of up
# Blues Brothers, The
- Woman on the Cutting Room Floor
# Brewster McCloud
- During the credits, all the actors turn up as Circus Performers and are
introduced by the Ring Master - ending with Bud Cort, who lies dead in
the center ring.
# Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- TV interviews with people who were at the dance attacked by vampires.
- Amilyn (Paul Reubens) revives to go through some more death throes.
# Buford's Beach Bunnies
- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplication,
distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability
and criminal prosecution. Don't mess with us, buddy.
# Chase, The
- After credits have finished, Charlie Sheen, in a clown suit, sitting
behind the wheel, recites the "I love the smell of napalm in the
morning" speech from Apocalypse Now.
# Chopping Mall
- Robot rolls up to camera and says: "Thank you. Have a nice day."
(Movie's plot is that security robots run amuck at a shopping mall and
that's what they said after they'd killed somebody).
# Comfort and Joy
- Alan `Dickie' Bird (Bill Paterson) is heard taping and screwing up a radio
commercial for the ice cream fritter product whose recipe he sells at the
end of the movie.
# Eat and Run
- a bfd production
(the "f" is silent)
# F/X2
- Shot of helicopter flying and exclamations of non-pilot crook trying to keep
it in the air.
# Fatal Skies (V)
- The doddering old sheriff draws his guns and aims that at the audience:
"Halt! Don't make a move! You can avoid me, but you can never escape!"
# Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Ferris comes out of bathroom: "You're still here? It's over. Go home."
# Field of Dreams
- The Voice ................ Himself
# Gate II
- At the end of the movie the hero is raised from the dead at his funeral, and
then two others who were also killed climb out of the coffin. After the
credits a hamster that was sacrificed earlier in the movie crawls out of the
coffin as well.
# Glitch!
- Bra Wrangler ............. Woops Mygod
- Zit Remover .............. Lucienne Pimpel
- Orange Juice Squeezer .... Big Hand Luke
- Palm Reader .............. Madame Ortega III
- Negative Cutting ......... Supercuts (Ha! Ha!)
- (No, Seriously...) ....... Mary Duerstein
- Look for the soundtrack album in your neighborhood
record store and if you cannot find it, write to your
senator or bring a tape recorder to the theater
the next time you see this movie.
- The producers wish to thank all those who didn't smoke
on the set and to express their sympathy to those
who did smoke and were fired thereafter.
(Heart and Lung Association, eat your heart out!)
- Our gratitude must be extended to all those who did
not do drugs on the set. The list is too long to mention.
Those who did do drugs are listed separately in police
and morgue files.
- We appreciate the participation of Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola,
Dr. Pepper, Seven-Up, Shasta, Miller Beer, etc., etc.,
in making this picture cooler.
- WARNING
This picture is protected by all kinds of stuff. Tamper with it,
go to jail. Before you make a copy to send to your aunt in
Podunk, look out the window. The Feds are gonna get you.
And for all those foreign !@#$%$ who hate movies,
remember Mr. Dubois? He's working for the producers now.
- The characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis, limos, goons, and
Mafia families in this motion picture are absolutely fictitious.
Any similarity with characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis,
limos, goons, and Mafia families, dead, alive, or anywhere
in between is strictly coincidental.
# Gone with the Wind
- George Reeves is credited as playing the part of Brent Tarleton, and Fred
Crane is billed as Stuart Tarleton. This is incorrect: Crane played Brent,
and Reeves played Stuart.
# Great Muppet Caper, The
- Gonzo takes a picture of the whole audience
# Great Outdoors, The
- Subtitled conversation between two raccoons --
Raccoon #1: "Why's Jody sitting in the lake?"
Raccoon #2: "You didn't hear? She got shot in the ass!"
Raccoon #1: "Oh no! Don't tell me..."
Raccoon #2: "Yup... She's bald on both ends now!"
# Grumpy Old Men
- Various outtakes shown during the credits.
# Guyver, The
- No Zoonoids were injured in the making of this movie.
# Highway 61
- Assistant Sound Editor ... Velcrow Ripper
ADR Recordist ... Velcrow Ripper
# Hot Shots
- TOPPING FOR BROWNIES
1/2 cup butter 3 squares butter chocolate,melted
2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional)
2 egg yolks,beaten
Cream butter until light and lemon coloured.
Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.
-THINGS TO DO AFTER THE MOVIE
_start a story hour at the local library
_help someone learn to read
_teach someone to use a computer
_help someone learn to speak a new language
_organize a physical fitness programm
_visit a dairy and see how milk is handled
and prepared for delivery
-Bar Advisor.........John 'JB' Bandy
- NOBBY BUNS
4 cups sifted flour 1 1/2 cups sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon 1 cup butter
3 eggs
Cream butter until well softened and add to
sugar and eggs.Mix quickly with flour.Drop mixture
from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie
sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.
-(At the end of credits,just before "Any similarity etc.":
IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATRE WHEN THESE CREDITS
BEGAN , YOU'D BE HOME NOW.
# Hot Shots! Part Deux
- Fun Fact: Actor Richard Crena invented tartar sauce.
- The title scrambled in this movie...T-2
- Interesting Fact: Baseball Superstar, Darryl Strawberry spends his winters
thinking up new excuses.
- Secret of The Crying Game...............SHE'S A GUY
- POP QUIZ:
1.Who was the art director?
2.What did Miloyevic do?
3.Which character did say :"You yankin' creep"?
- A voice at the end of the credits says "Hot Shots Part Deux was filmed
in Hollywood before a live studio audience."
- In the list of songs, Michael Bolton is given credit for: "I Got A Lot Of
Hair For A Bald Guy And If I Wear It Like This You'll Never Notice."
- At the end of the credits, there is some backwards speech. It says "His
boat has been demolished."
# I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Kung Fu Joe (Steve James) crawls up to a cop at the scene of the film's final
confrontation: "Slade. I must find Slade." [rips off his shirt]
"Kung Fu Joe is here!"
Cop: "Sorry buddy. They've already gone." [walks away]
Kung Fu Joe: [calls after him] "Yo brother, do you got a bandaid?"
# Innocent Blood
- The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production
are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, vampires, places,
buildings and products is intended or should be inferred.
# League of Their Own, A
- Shots of the real AAGABL old-timers playing baseball.
# Lethal Weapon 3
- During the credits you can hear that another bomb has been discovered. When
Martin and Roger show up in their car, they have this discussion again
whether or not to go in. Just as they stop at the building, the whole
building explodes and you can hear Martin saying, while backing up the car,
"I hope nobody saw us".
# Linguini Incident, The
- Rabbits ................ Hugh & Heff
- Special Effects Bras by Bart Trickel
# Look Who's Talking
- James brings Mikey to see his new sister:
Mollie: "Hi honey."
James: "Mikey, this is your sister Julie."
Mollie: "Hi Julie."
Mikey: "Hi Julie."
Julie (voice of Joan Rivers): "Don't start with me kid. I've had a day you
wouldn't believe. Can we talk?"
# Look Who's Talking Too
- Sperm Wrangler ......... Blair Clark
- Mikey's little sister Julie falls down. Roseanne Barr's voice: "Oh, my tush
hurts."
# M*A*S*H
- Movie credits are read over PA system
# Married to the Mob
- Michelle Pfeiffer and Matthew Modine dancing on the steps outside a building.
# Masters of the Universe
- Skeltor says "I'll be back!".
# Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- There are no credits at the end of MPatHG. The screen goes black
and music plays for at least 5 minutes. All the credits are
in the beginning
- Under the disclaimer about "All similarities to actual events....", there
is a line which reads "Signed Richard M. Nixon"
- M0nti Pyth0n lk den H0lie Grailen
- R0tern nik Akten Di
- Wik
- Als0 wik
- Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden this yer?
- See the l0veli lakes
- The wonderful teleph0ne system
- And mani interesting furry animals
- The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
- Including the majestic m00se
- A M00se once bit my sister ...
- No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se
with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
Nordfink".
- We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
- Mynd you, m0se bites Kan be pretty nasti...
- We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
- M00se trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA
- Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT
M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
M00se trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
- Large m00se on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
- Suggestive poses for the
M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
- The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
- The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
- Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
# Muppet Movie, The
- Close-up of Animal shouting "Movie over! Go Home! Go Home!"
# Mutant on the Bounty
- Outtake of actors cracking up over scene where dead alien splatters all over
their spaceship cabin.
# Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, The
- Sound Mixer ................ Richard Bryce Goodman
Mr. Goodman's Hearing Aid .. Beverly Hills Ear Boutique
- Hairdressers ........
Set Dressers ........
Cross Dressers ...... George LoCash
...... Vance Collins
- Film Loader ......... Steven Robert Lund
Loaded Filmer ....... Phil Elberg
- Secretary to Mr. Weiss ..... Mimi Wolan
Wardrobe for Mr. Weiss ..... Beverly Hills High, Wide and Handsome
- Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
- In Case of Tornado: South-west corner of cellar
- Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft
Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren
Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye
What the Hell is a Grip? .... Person responsible for maintenance and
adjustment to equipment on the set
- General Foreman ...... John Hoskins
General Schwarzkopf .. Welcome Home
Foremen .............. Guy A. MacLaury
.............. Joseph Santre
.............. Bernard McPherson
.............. Michael Bunch
George Formen ........ 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 60 Lost: 3 KO's:65
- Production Painters ..... Nick Bridwell
..... Donnie R. Puga
Impressionist Painters .. Vincent Van Gogh
.. Edgar "Skip" Degas
- Driver Captain ....... Ray McLaughlin
Co-Captain ........... Dan Brooks
Navigator ............ Rabbi Brian Thau
Bombardier ........... Alan Ladwig
- Deep Sea Drivers ..... Steve Brodsky
..... Jimmy Ferrara
..... Wayne Campbell
..... Gina August
- Stock Librarian ...... Suzy Lafer
Stock Answer ......... "I'll have it ready in the morning"
- Stunts:
Phil "Kamikaze" Adams
"Crazy" Bruce Barbour
"Reckless" Dwayne McGee
David "Headlong Plunge" Powledge
Jeff "Thud" Ramsey
Don "Headfirst" Pulford
"Dangling" Kaye Wade
Charlie "White Knuckles" Brewer
Eugene "Splat" Collier
Mickey "This Guy's Really Nuts!" White
Jimmy "Tailspin" Jue
Eric "Aaarrrgggghhhh" Norris
Lobster Stunt Breast ........ Miss V
Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt ... Chuck Le Fever
- Voice of George Bush (John Roarke): "All right, let's see if I've got this
straight now. Energy efficiency - good. Drilling in arctic national wildlife
refuge - bad."
[A knock]
Voice: "Uh, Mr. President, is everything okay in there?"
President: "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." [sound of toilet flushing]
# Netherworld
- Two well-dressed corpses sitting at a table. One sips a drink and asks "What
is this tafia shit anyway?" (referring to the drink). The other one says, "I
don't know."
# Oscar (1991)
- Face on the Cutting Room Floor ........ Joe Dante
# Phantasm II
- Final credit (copyright notice): "...violators will face severe
civil and criminal penalties and the wrath of the Tall Man."
# Planes, Trains & Automobiles
- Advertising exec William Windom examining a bunch of pictures.
# Promised Land
- Best Dog ... Cheetah
# Rain Man
- Throughout the movie, Raymond is taking pictures. The pictures that he takes
are shown as the background for the credits.
# Raising Arizona
- Baby Wrangler
# Repo Man
- Credits scroll down instead of up
# River Runs Through It, A
- No fish were killed or injured during the making of A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT.
The producers would like to point out that, although
the Macleans kept their catch as was common earlier
in this century, enlightened fisherman today endorse
a "catch and release" policy to assure that this priceless
resource swims free to fight another day. Good fishing.
# Roadkill
- Hardly any animals were killed during the filming of this movie
# Robocop
- The standard copyright notice at the end of the film includes a warning that
violators will be dealt with by Enforcement Droid.
# Roger and Me
- The Flint Plasma Center is open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday. They are closed Saturday and Sunday.
# Running Man, The (1987)
- Announcer's voiceover: "The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway
Paramilitary Uniforms, Orville Pure Procreation Pills, and Cadre Cola - it
hits the spot.
Promotional considerations paid for by Elton Flame Throwers,
Wainright Electrical Launchers, and Hammand & Gates Chain Saws.
Damon Gillian's wardrobe by Chez Antoine, 19th century
craftsmanship for the 21st century man.
Cadre trooper and studio guard's sidearms provided by Colt
Chester, the pistol of patriots.
Remember, tickets for the ICS studio tour are always available
for class A citizens in good standing.
If you'd like to be a contestant on The Running Man, send a
self-addressed, stamped envelope to ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local
affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable!
I'm Bill Hilgen. Good night and take care!"
# Scanners
- Assistant to Mr Heroux ... Kim Obrist
Kim Obrist is the name of the lead female character.
# She's Having a Baby
- Various stars suggesting baby names -
Kirstie Alley, Harry Anderson, Jay and Michael Astin, Dan Aykroyd, Matthew
Broderick, John Candy, Dyan Cannon, Belinda Carlisle, Ted Danson, Judi Evans,
Woody Harrelson, Robert Hays, "Magic" Johnson, Michael Keaton, Joanna Kerns,
Penny Marshall, Bill Murray, Roy Orbison, Cindy Pickett, Annie Potts,
John Ratzenberger, Ally Sheedy, Lyman Ward, Wil Wheaton, Warren Zevon.
# Singles
- Outtakes after credits on video version
- Steve (Campbell Scott) goes to a house looking for Linda (Kyra Sedgwick), but
a woman at the house (Debbie Mazar) tells him that she's moved out to live
with some guy.
- Steve walks down the street past the mime (Eric Stoltz) to the magazine stand
where the magazines on the rack start talking to him, giving him advice. He
goes home to his apartment.
- David (Jim True) walks down a street. His voiceover says that Steve's search
for the perfect girl is a trap, and that he lives his own life like a French
movie where everyone is cool and no attachments are made. He enters a
beatnik club where a woman (Lara Harris) recites a poem in French. She sits
down with him for a brief conversation in French and they leave together.
# Sister Act
- Newspaper and magazine clipping of the nun choir.
# Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
- (Thank You For Reading The Credits)
# Smokey and the Bandit II
- Outtakes during the credits.
# Splash
- Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah swimming and coming to an underwater city.
# Strange Brew
- Bob and Doug talk about their movie.
# Stuff, The
- Brooke Adams holding a container of Stuff as in a commercial: "Enough is
never enough."
# Summer Job
- Court Jester ........... Kim Kennedy
# Terminal Exposure
- Beverly Hills Unit:
Psychiatric Consultant .. Dr. Edmond Nutz
Chiropractic Consultant . James Rolf
Tanning Consultant ...... U.V. Red
Palimony Consultant .... Marvin Rippolfson
Silicone Consultant ..... B.G. Brest
Japanese Gardening ...... Kurosawa Klippers
Spago Liaison ........... Tom Kaplan
Executive in Charge of Croissants .. Georges Bide
Executive in Charge of Pool Cleaning .. Gary Sweep
- The makers of this motion picture consumed mass quantities
of pizza, orange juice and water during the production. They
never used drugs and have no intention of doing so in the future.
Say "no" to drugs and have a long and happy life. Unless,
of course, you are run over by an RTD driver, in which case
you will have a short but happy life.
- Any similarity between asses portrayed in this motion picture
and real asses, living or dead, are purely coincidental.
- The Producers would like to assure that no animals were injured
in the making of this motion picture. Unfortunately, the same
cannot be said of some of our actors.
- But seriously, folks...
Any unauthorized duplication, distribution and exploitation
of this motion picture will result in criminal prosecution
and for all you video pirates out there, that means get your
hands off our movie or we'll come after you with a loaded gun.
- When in California, visit the Omega Studios. The tour lasts
only 30 seconds and is cheap, especially for blondes over
5 ft. 8 in. with blue eyes, who may win an intimate dinner
for two with the producer of this motion picture.
# This Is Spinal Tap
- Rob Reiner interviews all the members of the band.
# THX 1138
- Credits roll up instead of down, and are at the beginning of the movie.
# Top Secret! (1984)
- Focus Puller Tony Strachan
Clapper Loader John Fletcher
Focus Loader Jack Williams
Clapper Puller Tom Brown
Puller Clapper Joe Taylor
Clapper Clapper Edward Davis
Flipper Flapper Jane Thomas
- Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat And The Fiddle
- Foreez A Jolly Good Fellow
- This Space For Rent [ this is in the middle of an otherwise blank screen ]
# Tune in Tomorrow...
- The opening credits are read over the radio instead of being shown.
# Uncle Buck
- John Candy's voice shouts, "Wake up!"
# Viva Max!
- "all characters depicted in this motion picture except John Wayne are
ficticious and any similarity to actual persons....."
# Volunteers
- Tom Hanks' character has surname "Lawrence". Hanks saves
the village. As film fades to black for credits, a large
group of "volunteers" gather around Hanks. Just as black
for start of credits shows, chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence,
Lawrence..." are heard. Absolutely a tribute to scene of
O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia marching across traintop
to chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence..."
# Wayne's World
- Wayne: "Right, excellent movie. All right!"
Garth: "Good one!"
[Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their basement couch]
Wayne: "All right. Well that's all the time we have for our movie.
We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an
underlined revisionist conceit that belie the film's emotional attachments
to the subject matter."
Garth: "I just hope you didn't think it sucked!"
Wayne: "Okay, so thank you for coming. Good night and party on!"
Garth: "Party on, Wayne!"
Wayne: "Party on, Garth!"
[Fade to black]
- [Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their couch looking at magazines]
Garth: "You know, I don't think anyone's going to tell us when to
leave."
Wayne: "Yeah, good call Garth. Uh, I bet we're just going to sit
here and when they're finished they'll fade to black."
[Fade to black]
Garth: "I can't believe they did that."
Wayne: "I told ya."
# Wayne's World 2
- Wayne and Garth have to clean up after the Waynestock event.
They are supervised by the Indian who led them to Jim Morrison.
The Indian has a tear running down his cheek after looking at the mess left
behind.
Wayne (to Indian) : "Don't worry, we'll clean it up."
# Young Sherlock Holmes
- Old lady: "Can I help you?"
Man: "I'd like a room please."
Old lady presents register: "You sign here."
Man signs the name "Moriarty".