Teen Cabbage in... the Love Oasis
~walghvogel
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Teen Cabbage approaches the Wizier's dancing girls, a spasm in his
throat causes him to stutter out, "I would like to buy one of you
the customary Hickory Farms Summer Sausage Gift Basket."

"Congratulations, I am now your wife," one coos, furrowing her
eyebrows until they relocate under her nose, as if a pencil-thin
mustache.