Teen Cabbage in... the Love Oasis ~walghvogel ------------------------------------------------------------------ Teen Cabbage approaches the Wizier's dancing girls, a spasm in his throat causes him to stutter out, "I would like to buy one of you the customary Hickory Farms Summer Sausage Gift Basket." "Congratulations, I am now your wife," one coos, furrowing her eyebrows until they relocate under her nose, as if a pencil-thin mustache.