Citrus ranking
~leeksoup
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Citruses are my favourite fruits. I like many other fruits too, but
the citrus family keep releasing banger after banger.

This is my ranked list of citruses, in order of how much I like
them:

1) Oranges
2) Limes
3) Blood oranges
4) Clementines and other mandarins
5) Lemons
6) Yuzus
7) Others I haven't tried
195) Grapefruits

Oranges are excellent in every way. I have a plan to eat more
oranges, since every year I feel like orange season will pass me by
and I haven't had enough. It will be enacted by bringing oranges to
work as snacks to have during the afternoon breaks throughout the
season. At home, I might just forget about the oranges I have. But
at work, I'm eager to actually *be on break* while I'm on break,
and eating fruit provides an excellent distraction from any
annoying tasks I'm dealing with. And in my endeavour to save money,
I will capitalise on the fac that in-season oranges are very cheap.
In terms of the fruit itself, I will give it the maximum 10 points
in every category, winning it the Best Citrus Ever Award. Some may
claim peeling an orange is annoying, but I ignore that whole thing.
I just cut them in slices with a knife.

I don't eat limes on their own (with one exception - the slice of a
lime you get with a pad thai, that one I'll sink my teeth into for
fun). But they're excellent in drinks, and all sorts of baked
goods. Small, punchy, tasty, and they have that sour edge to them.

Blood oranges are tasty, and they're just different enough from
oranges to be an exciting change every once in a while. One of my
friends tried warning me against blood oranges once, claiming they
were bitter and unpleasant, but I'm pretty sure she meant red
grapefruit, which is called "blood grapefruit" in my language.
Also, I should commit to the bit and buy a blood orange for my
snack for Thursday. It's a tiny little Halloweeny touch to raise my
coworkers' eyebrows when I'll be talking about spooky stuff anyway.
A little blood (orange) will fit in just right.

Clementines are your typical tasty little fruit. Easy to peel, easy
to take apart, easy to eat. And they are very tasty too. They are
the obvious easy option for those who value comfort. Nothing wrong
with that.

Lemons are given more fanfare than limes without being that much
better to justify it. Lemon flavours in sweets and bakery stuff are
wonderful, but the lemon loses to the lime in the raw fruit
department - the fruit itself, and its juice, they aren't as tasty
as the lime. This is my hot take.

Yuzus, I haven't actually ever had a yuzu. I've inferred the
flavour from yuzu-flavoured things I've sometimes had the chance to
buy. The position on this ranking could change wildly once I get my
hands on one, someday.

I haven't tried a grapefruit in years. My memories tell me it's
bitter and unpleasant, but my palate might be quite different
nowadays. I've even learnt to eat olives, who knows what else I
might learn to like?