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This "delivery guarantee" inside a Minuteman II ICBM silo

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|u/evil_timmy - 1 hour
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|Quick thought: we've got thousands of ICBMs just gathering dust, and
|sometimes I do have to wait longer than I'd prefer for my Amazon
|orders...