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[SPOILER] Jon Jones vs. Stipe Miocic
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|u/orphan_tears_ - 6 hours
|
|Did I really just spend my weekend watching two old men get beat up?


  |u/Wee_Muggo - 6 hours
  |
  |At least Tyson got paid a fuck ton, and was in with a guy that didn't
  |want to KO him.  Stipe got neither.


    |u/JennyJtom - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe got it a little worse since he's gotta work on Monday


      |u/allnimblybimbIy - 5 hours
      |
      |This is so savage despite the entertainment the ufc sucks so bad
      |for this lmao


        |u/jonih82 - 4 hours
        |
        |Stipe goes to work even though he doesn't need to


          |u/todellagi - 4 hours
          |
          |**Immigrant mentality**


            |u/JoeSicbo - 2 hours
            |
            |MIOPIC!!!


            |u/MaoTseTrump - 2 hours
            |
            |He's eating the dogs, and the cats..


      |u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes - 3 hours
      |
      |Stipe had to get paid at least a couple of millions, right?


    |u/ZaraBaz - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe got to give Jones a free win before he hung up his own gloves.
    |Way a terrible way to go.


      |u/suzukigun4life - 5 hours
      |
      |Got some $$ and a chance to headline MSG. That's still something,
      |no?   I'm trying to cope.


        |u/sour-couch-stench - 5 hours
        |
        |Yeah, dude better have gotten paid fat bags for this.


          |u/notdanflashes - 5 hours
          |
          |Half-off the clearance items on Venom’s website.


          |u/GiantPurplePen15 - 5 hours
          |
          |>Miocic, making his return after nearly four years, was
          |guaranteed a purse of $1 million for this fight. With
          |additional PPV points and potential bonuses, his total
          |earnings could rise to approximately $3 million, depending on
          |the event's financial success.
          |https://www.thesportster.com/ufc-309-purses-for-jon-jones-
          |stipe-miocic-charles-oliveira-and-michael-chandler/#:~:text=Mi
          |ocic%2C%20making%20his%20return%20after,on%20the%20event's%20f
          |inancial%20success.  Its his retirement fund.


            |u/TightAustinite - 5 hours
            |
            |Brown panty night


          |u/choatec - 5 hours
          |
          |Noway stipe came back for anything under 1m IMO


            |u/PrestigiousMess3424 - 5 hours
            |
            |Even Gane cleared a mil to fight Jones, Stipe probably got
            |between 1 and 3 million + PPV points. Although, if the
            |Buffalo Wild Wings I watched the fight at was any indication
            |I hope Stipe opted for a higher guaranteed purse and less in
            |PPV points.


          |u/Foziey - 5 hours
          |
          |Free fight pass til the end of 24’ and couple of Venum coupons
          |if you spend $75 more


          |u/Glocc_Lesnar - 5 hours
          |
          |500k base prolly


            |u/johnmadden18 - 5 hours
            |
            |Why do you say 500k?  Is that the rumor? Are there
            |additional bonuses for how long he lasts into the fight etc
            |(like 250k extra per round)?  I don't know anything about
            |fighter compensation but it seems like 500k is way way way
            |too low for a fighter of Stipe's legacy to come back at age
            |42.


              |u/GiantPurplePen15 - 5 hours
              |
              |Its more.  >Miocic, making his return after nearly four
              |years, was guaranteed a purse of $1 million for this
              |fight. With additional PPV points and potential bonuses,
              |his total earnings could rise to approximately $3 million,
              |depending on the event's financial success.


        |u/ironic-waffle - 5 hours
        |
        |I don’t think MSG means anything to Stipe. He would have take
        |the fight in the Apex if it meant more money probably


        |u/RaylanGivens29 - 5 hours
        |
        |I don’t think headlining MSG in that kind of fight is anything
        |worth talking about. But the $$, I would take those shots.


      |u/assgoat - 5 hours
      |
      |The saddest part is, he didn't even get to hang them up. :'(


      |u/JimmyKanine - 5 hours
      |
      |Why are we acting like getting folded like a beach chair by
      |Ngannou was a better way for him to go out? A payday fight at MSG
      |with a body shot KO is much better way to go.


        |u/Mozhetbeats - 4 hours
        |
        |Yeah, I don’t get that sentiment at all. Survived almost three
        |rounds with a goat contender. Made paper. Dude’s a fighter, and
        |an elite one at that.


      |u/VanSaxMan - 5 hours
      |
      |Right, out of his legacy as am MMA fighter that has to be one of
      |the WORST ways to go out. No reason why he took that fight other
      |than a paycheck....


      |u/gdmr458 - 5 hours
      |
      |It could have been worse, like losing to someone low in the
      |rankings, we've seen similar things.


      |u/lefthighkick911 - 5 hours
      |
      |The way 99% of fighters go


    |u/HHHogana - 5 hours
    |
    |Miocic got paid peanuts for his last fight vs Ngannou.  It's
    |criminal considering how long he fought in UFC.


    |u/myboybuster - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe just doubled his career earnings in 1 fight


      |u/SoCalDan - 4 hours
      |
      |Now he can go lease a Chevy Volt


    |u/zibzobzoob - 5 hours
    |
    |Yeh UFC going to give Stipe a nice retirement bonus of 20 prime
    |energy drinks


      |u/ippo4ever - 5 hours
      |
      |“lifetime supply” fine print said max 20


      |u/potatowned - 5 hours
      |
      |Honestly how much do we think Stipe got paid for this all said and
      |done? Best case scenario $2 million? Realistically $1m?


    |u/GiantPurplePen15 - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe walked out with a guaranteed $1 mil after 4 years of
    |inactivity and to let Jones use him as a punching bag for a bit
    |under 15 minutes.  Probably a bit more after PPV points are included
    |and all that other stuff.  He only came back to secure a bag and go
    |home.


    |u/Knozis - 5 hours
    |
    |Yeah could tell Jake actually showed a lot of mercy as soon as it
    |was obvious Tyson's body was failing him in the 2nd round.
    |Meanwhile this mf Jones was throwing hellacious elbows at his senior
    |citizen opponent lmaoooo


  |u/raspberryharbour - 6 hours
  |
  |You can still make it a trifecta by beating up an old man on Sunday
  |night yourself


    |u/UncleYimbo - 5 hours
    |
    |That's what Conor thought too


    |u/head_empty247 - 5 hours
    |
    |F*ck it. You've inspired me. Unrelated question but, are you an old
    |man by any chance?


  |u/Alpha-Trion - 6 hours
  |
  |At least misery loves company.


    |u/gotnothingman - 5 hours
    |
    |RIP my weekend and mental health (and I was prepared for this)


  |u/regasus12 - 6 hours
  |
  |This is exactly how I felt lol


  |u/cumlover895 - 6 hours
  |
  |this  one was more fucked up than mike  tyson LOL


  |u/IamOlderthanMe - 6 hours
  |
  |Tyson vs Stipe would be awesome as an undercard for Jake Paul vs Conor


  |u/DruPeacock23 - 5 hours
  |
  |Jones makes everyone look old though


  |u/TheLangleDangle - 5 hours
  |
  |As the dust settles, I feel bad about myself. I feel like I’ve
  |contributed to elder abuse or something. I mean, we were all hyped to
  |watch grandpa fights until our fucking eyes told us the truth. I’m
  |kinda sad. It’s like some kind of post fight clarity.


|u/Market-West - 5 hours
|
|Stipe saying he’s done. You can tell he was done way before this fight.
|Good on him hope he got a fat pay check he’s a class act


  |u/MyFifthLimb - 4 hours
  |
  |He was done about 3 years ago


  |u/Deveeno - 4 hours
  |
  |They pulled him out of retirement so he could properly retire in the
  |ring


    |u/ghostmcspiritwolf - 3 hours
    |
    |they pulled him out of retirement so Jones could fight someone with
    |lots of name recognition but not much chance of winning.


|u/IaintComingWithU - 6 hours
|
|Stipe was so slow


  |u/NeitherAlexNorAlice - 6 hours
  |
  |Bro's just cashing a check. Can't blame him.


    |u/Bubonic_Ferret - 6 hours
    |
    |His expression on the stool after round 1 made me feel like he
    |wished it was over already


      |u/overzealous_wildcat - 5 hours
      |
      |Elbows hurt


        |u/TheOneTrueJazzMan - 4 hours
        |
        |Jon Jones elbows hurt a LOT


      |u/Radagascar1 - 5 hours
      |
      |That first round was a vintage JJ beating. No one looks good after
      |that. Hardly anyone survives it


      |u/Call_Em_Skippies - 5 hours
      |
      |That's his face in like 90% of his fights. He has a chin and
      |heart. Wouldn't have surprised me if out of no where he KOed Jones
      |in the 3rd.


    |u/JManKit - 6 hours
    |
    |KO by body kick seems like a decent way to earn a big payout. He did
    |take a bunch of shots to the head and was wobbled earlier but it was
    |better than when he got flatlined by Francis


      |u/SquidDrive - 5 hours
      |
      |At least when he fought Francis he was significantly faster, this
      |was like seeing my dad fight in terms of speed, and he's dead for
      |fucks sake.


        |u/JManKit - 5 hours
        |
        |Oh I mean that when it comes to collecting a pay cheque, a loss
        |by body kick is preferable to a loss by having your soul punched
        |out of your body. Stipe from the second Francis fight would have
        |been a very different opponent for Jon tonight


        |u/VivianRichards88 - 5 hours
        |
        |Jon Jones would definitely fight your dad if it adds to his
        |legacy


          |u/SquidDrive - 5 hours
          |
          |"You think I'm gonna stand there and let you kill me again
          |Jon?"  \-Squid Sr.


      |u/The_OtherDouche - 5 hours
      |
      |I don’t know those body kicks may not turn your brains to mashed
      |potatoes but that shit is going to be fucked for weeks


      |u/babsa90 - 5 hours
      |
      |Is this sarcasm? A back kick to the ribs is a good way to earn a
      |payout?? Jesus Christ


        |u/JManKit - 5 hours
        |
        |Not sarcasm. They're prize fighters so getting hurt is an
        |occupational hazard. But you can get hurt in a lot of different
        |ways and some of them leave very lasting damage i.e. getting
        |KO'd by Francis. At most this will be broken ribs and with
        |minimum of $1 million payout and possibly as high as $3 million,
        |I think a lot people would take that deal. I'm sure Stipe would
        |have rather won but everyone could tell after the first round
        |that that wasn't going to happen so it was more a question of
        |how badly he was going to get hurt


    |u/goodthropbadthrop - 6 hours
    |
    |He had heart but Father Time is a motherfucker


  |u/Spartalust - 6 hours
  |
  |Looked like he was fighting under water


    |u/Proper_squat_form - 4 hours
    |
    |And the way he shuffled his feet at the beginning of round 1 looked
    |like a kid in their first boxing class. His body was not listening
    |to him anymore. 


  |u/Bluepaynxex - 6 hours
  |
  |Back to back nights of elderly abuse. At least we can take solace in
  |the fact that Tom would crush this version of Jon Jones.


    |u/mrshavedsnow - 5 hours
    |
    |Max holloway is ONLY 32 but he's considered old af from the mileage
    |he racked up. Same with jones. Hes ONLY 37 but being in the ufc for
    |16 years makes him old af too


  |u/bobn3 - 6 hours
  |
  |Jones too, but Stipe made him look like Holloway


  |u/scrubdiddlyumptious - 6 hours
  |
  |The slowness in his striking, wincing on every strike, and flat footed
  |90% of the fight. Just a terrible look


  |u/KingKaiserW - 6 hours
  |
  |Stuck in the mud, somehow still landed a bunch of shots on Jones


  |u/K-mosake - 5 hours
  |
  |Meanwhile Joe is dumbfounded wondering why Stipe could not look the
  |same as he did vs DC 2 decades ago lol. Never change Joe


|u/ThunderShark97 - 6 hours
|
|Jones made that look personal, took a lot of frustration he has with
|first responders out on Stipe.


  |u/Ray_Getard_Phd - 5 hours
  |
  |IT WAS YOU WHO MADE ME HIT AND RUN THE PREGNANT LADY!!!


    |u/drspaceman56 - 5 hours
    |
    |Papa Cocaine? Is that you?


  |u/TonyTheLion2319 - 5 hours
  |
  |Headbutted a cop car. Beat up a fireman. Paramedics gonna be on high
  |alert


    |u/BlueJayWC - 4 hours
    |
    |Well, my 64 year old dad is 6 months from retirement.  How about it
    |Jon? For old times sake.


    |u/BetBig696969 - 5 hours
    |
    |Who’s next after paramedics?


      |u/pro_crabstinator - 5 hours
      |
      |Military


  |u/babsa90 - 5 hours
  |
  |Nasty line by you


  |u/TheWholeOfTheAss - 5 hours
  |
  |“You nerd!” he said through the tears


|u/SteveBandura - 5 hours
|
|Joe Rogan before the fight: "I think the long layoff was good for Stipe"
|30 seconds later: "clearly the layoff was never going to help"  (He also
|did this with Chandler)


  |u/Sonnyyellow90 - 5 hours
  |
  |“Stipe looks slow tonight, I’m not sure if it’s because of the damage
  |or what.”  Is it possible that Joe is literally unaware of the concept
  |of aging? He was probably shocked last night when Jake Paul beat Mike
  |Tyson.


    |u/BluesyShoes - 4 hours
    |
    |Joe’s biggest talent is believing whatever is most convenient for
    |his pocketbook.


  |u/Distinct-Wafer-6588 - 3 hours
  |
  |Joe Rogan is such a hypocritical moron. Few people can solve internal
  |cognitive dissonance as fast as this disgraceful ape creature.


|u/Few_Highlight1114 - 6 hours
|
|A 42 year old man lasted longer than Ciryl Gane. Also this fight was
|just sad.


  |u/LT48 - 5 hours
  |
  |Stipe is a lot better wrestler than him, Ciryl got wrestlefucked by
  |Ngannou FFS.


    |u/FriendlyGhost08 - 5 hours
    |
    |Ngannou with no knees


      |u/TheSuperContributor - 5 hours
      |
      |Ngannou-knee.


        |u/TheUnrulyGentleman - 4 hours
        |
        |Kneegannou


      |u/haz826 - 4 hours
      |
      |New mythical fighter: No Knees Ngannou


    |u/SonofAMamaJama - 5 hours
    |
    |Gane needs to go to Dagestan or train with Glover, or something -
    |not sure how he'll get over that ceiling


      |u/DivestEternal - 5 hours
      |
      |Nah it's overrated. There's a reason why only one team has been
      |successful out of that region.  A fighter can spend as much time
      |in Dagestan as they want, but if they weren't born there and
      |trained there all their lives with Khabib's dad, then it's not the
      |same.


        |u/SonofAMamaJama - 5 hours
        |
        |I hear you but it seemed to help Belal Muhammad - I just wonder
        |how else Ciryl can get the wrestling rub


    |u/TantalusMusings - 5 hours
    |
    |Ngannou's wrestling got a lot better near the end of his UFC tenure.


      |u/Zammyjesus - 5 hours
      |
      |Huge difference between his first and second match with Stipe


        |u/TantalusMusings - 5 hours
        |
        |I agree. The Ngannou that won the second Stipe fight is one of
        |the scariest fighters I've ever seen in the octogon.


          |u/Business_Concert_142 - 5 hours
          |
          |D1 Ngannou is still #1 HW in my book.


        |u/Professor_seX - 4 hours
        |
        |Well yeah. First fight Ngannou had like 6 years total MMA
        |experience. The next 3 years in the UFC he probably learned more
        |than he ever did previously in those 6 years.


      |u/LT48 - 5 hours
      |
      |Yeah but he was fighting with a torn ACL that night.


        |u/CaCa881 - 5 hours
        |
        |Two lol


    |u/EatBooty420 - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe did get Islam Judo thrown hard as hell tho


    |u/SquidDrive - 5 hours
    |
    |Ngannou on one leg but whatever.


  |u/knocksteaady-live - 5 hours
  |
  |stipe did not want to be in there around round 1, that ground and
  |pound was so nasty


    |u/paddyc4ke - 5 hours
    |
    |Was amazed at the fact he wasn’t cut to shit by that round 1 ground
    |and pound.


  |u/suzukigun4life - 5 hours
  |
  |I fully expected it to end quickly. The fact that it went into the
  |third was a genuine surprise.


|u/jordanhhh4 - 6 hours
|
|'Aspinall hasn't done enough to deserve the fight, it's either Fedor or
|CroCop next'


  |u/Effective-Celery8053 - 6 hours
  |
  |Jon jones and Jake Paul should share a cell for elder abuse


    |u/drvladmir - 5 hours
    |
    |I wouldn't mind Jones vs Paul tbh.


    |u/northeasternlurker - 5 hours
    |
    |He's only 5 years younger than Stipe. Not 30 years.


    |u/Suitable_Whereas1254 - 5 hours
    |
    |thats crazy cuz age Gap between Jones and Tom is more than Jones and
    |Stipe.


  |u/SureX6661 - 6 hours
  |
  |I wouldn't be surprised he'd challenge a stroke survivor in CroCop


  |u/Hamblepants - 6 hours
  |
  |Jones just called out Hasbullah.


  |u/CreamWithinADream - 6 hours
  |
  |"Give me Takayama"


  |u/jacksonattack - 5 hours
  |
  |CroCop did retire on a 9 fight win streak…   Just kidding, it should
  |be Couture, obviously.


  |u/Koivus_Testicles - 6 hours
  |
  |Fuck that feed him to Mark Coleman


    |u/FatWalcott - 5 hours
    |
    |Played by the Rock


  |u/IamOlderthanMe - 6 hours
  |
  |It is Tyson next


  |u/soroKira - 5 hours
  |
  |dana white calling chuck liddell for jones' next opponent as we speak


  |u/canadarugby - 4 hours
  |
  |Jon Jones vs Jake Paul. But in 2035 so they both feel safe with each
  |other's age.


|u/Scarsforstories - 6 hours
|
|What a fucking waste of a title fight


  |u/Devlnchat - 6 hours
  |
  |The worst part has been to watch DC and Joe try to pretend like this
  |fight isn't a complete sham, and then when Stipe turns out looking
  |like shit they're like "wow, stipe looks so old".


    |u/gotnothingman - 5 hours
    |
    |Joe talkin about this being the biggest test or some shit, like you
    |serious bro


      |u/SnaxRacing - 5 hours
      |
      |Jon’s biggest test yet will be looking at his car keys after the
      |party tonight


        |u/GiantPurplePen15 - 5 hours
        |
        |No pregnant woman is safe tonight.


      |u/621_ - 5 hours
      |
      |I was fucking laughing when I heard Joe say that shit like how are
      |you ignoring Tom Aspinall


        |u/BenShelZonah - 5 hours
        |
        |Daddy said they had to


          |u/sidjo86 - 5 hours
          |
          |Which daddy? They have two


        |u/get_that_ass_banned - 5 hours
        |
        |They are the most company of company men.


      |u/quite_certain - 5 hours
      |
      |Joe Rogan lives in a reality where facts are whatever will get the
      |most money and power for his rich friends


      |u/Susskind-NA - 5 hours
      |
      |Biggest test *IN THE DIVISION*   Insane


      |u/YodaScrotum - 5 hours
      |
      |Joe being actually funny for once


      |u/KampilanSword - 5 hours
      |
      |Joe rogan doesn't have any ethics.


      |u/Constant-Horror-9424 - 3 hours
      |
      |He said biggest test at heavyweight which is true as sad as that
      |is. Gane was even more of a joke than old man stipe


    |u/Glum-Ad7651 - 5 hours
    |
    |DC standing in the middle was cringe man. Poor DC.


      |u/Ordinary_Delay_1009 - 5 hours
      |
      |Company man gonna be a company man.


    |u/bardeg - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe got one last payday and said he's retired.  Can't hate on him
    |for that


    |u/_interloper_ - 5 hours
    |
    |"Stipe has barely thrown any kicks."  Yeah, Joe, no shit. It's Stipe
    |Fuckin Miocic. When has he ever been a kicker? And why the fuck do
    |you think he's going to suddenly become one at 42 years old?  "He's
    |the Greatest HW of all time!"  Yeah, and Tyson was the youngest HW
    |champ of all time. Both are irrelevant stats at this point. Stipe
    |had been out of the cage for FOUR years, and he's 42... and his last
    |appearance was a loss.  Honestly, watching the UFC sometimes makes
    |me think I'm taking crazy pills. The gaslighting is just unreal.


    |u/lucasd11 - 5 hours
    |
    |Honestly I felt the other way. Not that Stipe looked good at all but
    |the few times he actually did land and had Jones running back they
    |quite literally said nothing. Jones would just slightly touch his
    |glove to Stipe on a jab and it was "oh nasty shot from Jon there,
    |Stipe doesn't want to keep eating those".


    |u/DustedGrooveMark - 5 hours
    |
    |For real. Like come on man, we all knew this was how it was supposed
    |to go. If Stipe looked at all impressive, it was going to be a
    |miracle.  It was a good tune up for Jon but I just really don’t
    |think this one adds much to his (incredible) legacy because Stipe
    |basically showed up as a punching bag.


    |u/iSublime - 5 hours
    |
    |Joe before the fight: "I think the time off was a positive thing"
    |Joe during the fight: "I mean, this is what 4 years off will do"


  |u/RadkoGouda - 6 hours
  |
  |Combined 1 win over current ranked HWs between the two ... great title
  |fight


    |u/ZaraBaz - 5 hours
    |
    |Between this and the Tyson fight, this weekend sucked.


  |u/Xebodeebo - 6 hours
  |
  |Not to mention years of the hw division


    |u/TheRETURNofAQUAMAN - 5 hours
    |
    |As is tradition with the heavyweight division


    |u/mperez19 - 5 hours
    |
    |Anyone who actually respects the sport knows Aspinall is the true
    |champ. If someone thinks he's not the actual champion they don't
    |deserve an opinion.


    |u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt - 5 hours
    |
    |Tom deserves better, I'd be fuming


  |u/No-Gift-2350 - 6 hours
  |
  |Before the Jones fan boys get in here that should have been Tom out
  |there absolutely.


    |u/Godzilla52 - 5 hours
    |
    |A good percentage of Jones fans always seem to fluctuate from
    |popping in to obnoxiously dunk on Jones's opponents when he wins to
    |hiding under a rock in obscurity when he's going through some sort
    |of scandal.


      |u/betterplanwithchan - 4 hours
      |
      |>Hiding under a cage  FTFY


  |u/Wonderful-Weekend388 - 5 hours
  |
  |Worst of all he didn’t even retire so he holds up the division for
  |even longer now


  |u/EatBooty420 - 5 hours
  |
  |Is Jones gonna demand an Insane bag to fight Aspinal while trying to
  |angle a Poatan fight (for cheaper) and hold the division up for
  |another year??


|u/Sjdillon10 - 6 hours
|
|I really had to watch 2 senior citizens lose in 24 hours


  |u/Hobbitsliketoparty - 6 hours
  |
  |Worst part is that in both fights the winners thought they did
  |something


    |u/young_frogger - 5 hours
    |
    |The winners are both awful people, too. Among the worst most
    |narcissistic people you'll ever come across.   Society sucks.


      |u/Hour_Wrangler7468 - 4 hours
      |
      |The loser of Tyson vs Paul is a convicted rapist though


      |u/CatEater69420weed - 5 hours
      |
      |If you believe that Jake Paul is on the same same level of evil as
      |jon jones is insane. What has jake paul ever done that makes you
      |view him like jon jones seriously


        |u/Dartagnan_w_Powers - 5 hours
        |
        |Tyson is also a convicted rapist, so in terms of evil he
        |actually comes third out of the four fighters.  Stipe is not in
        |great company here lol


      |u/RRSC14 - 3 hours
      |
      |I’m no Paul fan but there are levels to this and Jon clears Jake
      |by several tiers.


    |u/ZaraBaz - 5 hours
    |
    |This is not the reckoning against boomers I wanted to see.


    |u/enfj4life - 5 hours
    |
    |at least jake was self aware enough to know that he didn't do
    |anything. he held back in his fight, showed respect at the end, and
    |even in the post press conference he said that he held back. he
    |didn't even look that happy or celebrate his win.  JJ as usual puts
    |up the fake christian act and lies about stipe being tough/durable.


      |u/Sjdillon10 - 5 hours
      |
      |Yeah i hate Jake. But there was more than one time he disengaged
      |to not KO Mike


  |u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 - 6 hours
  |
  |We really are living in the shittiest simulation


  |u/knocksteaady-live - 6 hours
  |
  |elder abuse weekend special


  |u/Crispy_Sock_99 - 5 hours
  |
  |“Senior citizens” is crazy man Stipe is 42. He’s obviously nowhere
  |near his prime but he’s also nowhere near as washed as people were
  |making him out to be. He’s the same age as when Glover Texeria won the
  |LHW title


|u/LUFC_shitpost - 6 hours
|
|I am shocked that a 60 year old Miocic who hasn't fought in 4 years
|looked both old and slow. But hey ho, Dana knows best, this is what we
|all wanted.


  |u/DaddyDing-A-Ling - 6 hours
  |
  |Rogan really said we thought this would be Jones biggest test....


    |u/UncleYimbo - 5 hours
    |
    |God always has a bigger test for Jon


      |u/Totally_PJ_Soles - 5 hours
      |
      |Yeah he's gotta make it out of NYC tonight without an arrest.


    |u/The_OtherDouche - 5 hours
    |
    |I think the state of New Mexico gave him that


    |u/Yellow2Gold - 5 hours
    |
    |Rogan knows no other flavor than Jone's nuts.


  |u/suzukigun4life - 6 hours
  |
  |I'm surprised it went as long as it did tbh


    |u/knocksteaady-live - 6 hours
    |
    |stipe got some heart but had no answers


      |u/suzukigun4life - 6 hours
      |
      |Yea he looked slow and beyond washed. He fought with all he had
      |and landed some good shots, but he's been done since that Ngannou
      |fight nearly 4 years ago.


        |u/kxd808 - 5 hours
        |
        |It was extra frustrating because it was clear Stipe had answers
        |for Jones that his body couldn’t follow through on. There were
        |moments where you could see opportunities Jones was leaving open
        |that he should’ve been able to take that he couldn’t. Just an
        |absolute bummer of a fight.


          |u/Jakob_Cobain - 5 hours
          |
          |Yeah Jon also looked like shit outside of round 1. Dude’s foot
          |work was absolute shit. Shitty overall defense really. The
          |second Stipe managed to gather up the strength to burst foward
          |for 3 seconds he started hitting Jon clean.


            |u/CrookGG - 5 hours
            |
            |The fact Stipe at that speed was hitting Jones clean, means
            |he’s never fighting Alex or Tom


    |u/JManKit - 6 hours
    |
    |Yeah I was expecting a head kick finish ala DC. He was hurting Stipe
    |with all the body kicks and was getting him to drop his hands real
    |low to block them. Figured he'd throw one up high eventually and ko
    |Stipe


    |u/Regular_Gear_7814 - 6 hours
    |
    |It seemed like Jones took his foot off the gas a bit in round 2 but
    |I could be wrong. Seemed like a takedown was there all of 2 and 3


      |u/OSPFmyLife - 5 hours
      |
      |Jones doesn’t use his wrestling all that often, if he feels like
      |striking, he strikes. Just because he didn’t take an easy takedown
      |doesn’t mean his foots off the gas, that’s just how he fights.


  |u/TimathanDuncan - 6 hours
  |
  |He looked slower than Tyson and i'm not even joking


    |u/Hobbitsliketoparty - 6 hours
    |
    |Bro, he looked like he was there to secure his kids future.


    |u/TonyPerkisReddit4 - 6 hours
    |
    |Pretty sure Tyson's punches had twice as much power as stipes
    |tonight


      |u/TimathanDuncan - 6 hours
      |
      |In the first 30 seconds 500x the power, after maybe 5x the power
      |Bro looked like he was flailing not actually punching


      |u/Adventurous_Guest179 - 5 hours
      |
      |Stipe is bigger,younger, and more athletic than the Mike we are
      |currently talking about.


      |u/fifoth - 5 hours
      |
      |The few leg kick he threw wouldn't have knocked over a 4 year old.
      |WTH man.


    |u/Biglundtry - 6 hours
    |
    |The way he was moving forward was so fucking sad to watch man


    |u/allcazador - 6 hours
    |
    |Stipe is almost 20 years younger than Mike and his CTE is worse


      |u/kalex504 - 5 hours
      |
      |Nah he’s just from Ohio


        |u/WhatShouldMyNameBe - 5 hours
        |
        |Ohioans don’t talk like that. He’s just a unique specimen.


          |u/Pactae_1129 - 5 hours
          |
          |They should do an X-Files on his species


    |u/Godzilla52 - 6 hours
    |
    |I mean, this went exactly the way everyone thought it would. Doesn't
    |make it feel any less aggravating, but here we are.  A potential
    |silver lining is that we won't have to deal with Jones's shit ever
    |again. (or at least if we do Dana will probably offer him a boatload
    |to fight Tom).


    |u/Yommination - 5 hours
    |
    |He looked like he couldn't even lift his arms shoulder height. Like
    |punching in a dream


  |u/Propuhganduh - 6 hours
  |
  |Thought I watched this fight last night


  |u/odegood - 6 hours
  |
  |Jones calling out fedor next


  |u/cesd3967 - 6 hours
  |
  |literally exactly the same as Paul/Tyson why did I do this 2 days in a
  |row


  |u/FragmentedFighter - 6 hours
  |
  |There is not a chance in hell Jon fights Tom after seeing his skill
  |level tonight.


  |u/doubleABC - 6 hours
  |
  |Mike tyson in the first rd looked better than stipe lol


    |u/f3hunter - 5 hours
    |
    |Maybe that's something to do with being completely sweeped off the
    |feet and receiving some of the meanest hw elbows for half a round.
    |NO.other HW would handle that.


  |u/LocoCoopermar - 6 hours
  |
  |Tom Aspinall had to be pissed watching this


  |u/bestmayne - 6 hours
  |
  |Commentary was working overtime to make this seem like a great win for
  |Jones


  |u/knocksteaady-live - 6 hours
  |
  |inverse jake paul v. mike tyson tonight


|u/ZippityTheZapper - 6 hours
|
|That was so sad to watch. I wish this fight happened 6 years ago. It
|would've been 100x better.


  |u/HHHogana - 5 hours
  |
  |Hell three years ago would at least make both of them move far faster.


  |u/Call_Em_Skippies - 5 hours
  |
  |As a Stipe fan, you knew going in it was his last fight that Dana
  |promised him. He didn't look as bad as people made it sound. Landed
  |good punches, took a lot and last 2 1/2 rounds. Gane Latest 2 minutes.
  |Dude was an amazing heavy weight champion and cleaned the division
  |during his run. His personality didn't fit the UFC but he's a good
  |dude and hopefully his legacy will carry on.


    |u/Xbsnguy - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe is considered the HW GOAT for a reason, but seeing him go out
    |and retire this way is so disheartening. Coming out of basically a 4
    |year retirement just to be paid to be a head on Jones’s trophy wall
    |before Jones also retires is such a poor bookend to an otherwise
    |amazing career. GSP and Khabib had the judgment to leave while still
    |on top and at their peak after stellar runs.


      |u/Sagermeister - 4 hours
      |
      |> GSP and Khabib had the judgment to leave while still on top and
      |at their peak after stellar runs  Bro, GSP did the same thing
      |Jones just did. He left after winning a controversial decision
      |over Hendricks, then came back four years later to fight the
      |weakest MW champion in a decade.  Shades of Jones disappearing for
      |3 years after Reyes and coming back to Gane.


      |u/True2TheGame - 4 hours
      |
      |No way Stipe is HW goat over Fedor.


    |u/CountGensler - 4 hours
    |
    |Good punches?


|u/AML2003 - 6 hours
|
|That body kick for the finish was absolutely vile


  |u/bwoneritis - 6 hours
  |
  |Stipe fell like that kick broke some ribs


    |u/AML2003 - 6 hours
    |
    |Stipe fell like that kick broke his soul😭


    |u/synthetictim2 - 5 hours
    |
    |The sound when it hit certainly seemed like it was a bit more than
    |just a slap of the foot hitting.


      |u/fionn_golau - 5 hours
      |
      |It was his heel, a perfect alignment with his lower leg to
      |concentrate all power. Jones is a master.


    |u/twiztednips - 5 hours
    |
    |He fell like a 42 year old getting kicked in the gut.


      |u/dajazza - 5 hours
      |
      |Legit “man getting hit by football” vibes 🥲


  |u/Antroh - 5 hours
  |
  |It was nothing but heel digging in as well. Looked agonizing


  |u/YeaItsBig4L - 5 hours
  |
  |Holy shit, somebody actually talking about the fight. amazing


  |u/normasfavgene - 6 hours
  |
  |Yeah I hope the paycheck is worth the broken ribs


    |u/lettertojerrygarcia - 5 hours
    |
    |Stipe net worth 4 million. just made between 3-5 million tonight.
    |Jones makes about 10-15m after PPV money is counted.


|u/Daftdaddy - 6 hours
|
|:((  He’ll retire undefeated and will escape the Tom


  |u/smoltanboi - 6 hours
  |
  |he’ll be in jail within a month


    |u/RobbertDownerJr - 6 hours
    |
    |0-10 in tests from god lol


      |u/Dono_X_Dono - 6 hours
      |
      |0-9* they will overturned his lost to Matt Hamil


      |u/Frederic-Brillant-dg - 6 hours
      |
      |jones is undefeated going against karma as well unfortunately


    |u/SorrowfulFlame - 6 hours
    |
    |You must have a lot of faith in him to think he'll last that long.


  |u/Martel1234 - 6 hours
  |
  |“Undefeated”  Matt Hamill disrespected smh


    |u/Deveeno - 4 hours
    |
    |Anthony Smith could've had him too if he had half a braincell


  |u/HenrikCrown - 6 hours
  |
  |Villains always get the happy ending 


  |u/suzukigun4life - 6 hours
  |
  |r/MMA 9/11


    |u/knocksteaady-live - 6 hours
    |
    |sir the second plane just hit stipe


      |u/RarefiedAir1 - 4 hours
      |
      |Stipe has entered the second building to try to put out the fire


    |u/Mediocre-Fennel4812 - 6 hours
    |
    |Not really. 9/11 was unexpected, everyone and their nan knew this
    |would happen.


      |u/akfbkeodn - 5 hours
      |
      |9/11 was unexpected? 🤨


    |u/jaydizzsl - 6 hours
    |
    |It was expected tho


  |u/ghostface1693 - 6 hours
  |
  |Time for Matt Hamill to come out of retirement.


    |u/Moody_GenX - 6 hours
    |
    |He's 48 so that fits.


      |u/The_OtherDouche - 5 hours
      |
      |Old enough but jones might still be skittish just remembering the
      |loss


  |u/ieatcookydough - 6 hours
  |
  |It was like Tyson paul but in ufc


  |u/DrShabooboo - 6 hours
  |
  |If he beat Matt Hammil then Reyes beat him


    |u/anadalusianrooster - 5 hours
    |
    |Lol one judge actually gave Jones 4 rounds in the Reyes fight…still
    |can’t fathom that


  |u/JohnyGPTSOAD - 6 hours
  |
  |Dominic Reyes beat his ass, as far as im concerned that 1 is for
  |Reyes.


  |u/EatBooty420 - 5 hours
  |
  |He'll angle for a Poatan fight while demanding 10 Mill to fight Tom, &
  |hold the division up for another year


  |u/CheapChallenge - 5 hours
  |
  |He cant retire undefeated.  Has a loss on his record.


|u/quiequie - 6 hours
|
|2 Grandpas fighting


  |u/stingraybjj - 6 hours
  |
  |Tom or Francis would maul them from the look of this fight.


    |u/ZaraBaz - 6 hours
    |
    |Jon Jones literally just said about Miocic right now "He's good."
    |Miocic was literally a statue the whole fight.  Meanwhile Dana
    |bigging him up like this was the greatest fight ever.


      |u/rikernine9 - 5 hours
      |
      |im pretty sure Stipe was caught on mic  there telling Dana not to
      |gas him up after the fight.. sad man :(


        |u/Rawdog2076 - 5 hours
        |
        |Stipe at one point literally did the Werdum run on Jon, what a
        |sad last fight


        |u/Wadget - 4 hours
        |
        |Yeah i wish we could hear what was said more clearly, sounded
        |like Dana said 'i'm being honest' (about it being a good
        |performance?) And stipe was like 'im being honest too"


      |u/TorpedoSandwich - 5 hours
      |
      |Jon doesn't actually think Stipe is good. He's just doing his best
      |to dispel the notion that Stipe is washed to make his win look
      |better.


      |u/CrackBurger - 5 hours
      |
      |Jon also said Anthony Smith "was good" 5 years ago after
      |dominating him. Thats just his bland fake props MO.


      |u/gdmr458 - 5 hours
      |
      |>Jon Jones literally just said about Miocic right now "He's good."
      |This was Jones' reaction in 2021 when Ngannou knocked out Miocic
      |>Let’s not forget Stipe lost to DC. Stipe only defended his belt
      |like five times to my 15. The man showed up at 230 to fight
      |against Francis. He is no Jon Jones, I want this fight, excited to
      |see what the UFC think it’s worth  source: [https://x.com/JonnyBon
      |es/status/1376189255215509506](https://x.com/JonnyBones/status/137
      |6189255215509506)


    |u/Melissa9898 - 5 hours
    |
    |They were working real hard to not mention Francis at all the whole
    |broadcast any time they talked about Stipe’s fight history


      |u/Call_Em_Skippies - 5 hours
      |
      |Didn't even show his win in the montage.


      |u/lucasd11 - 5 hours
      |
      |Lol Jones when talking about Stipe post fight said something like
      |"yeah man he's a legend he's been in there with guys like DC...
      |And guys like.. DC.." and then just trailed into his next thought
      |either not knowing who else Stipe had beaten or thinking of
      |Francis and knowing he isn't supposed to say it lmao


    |u/dutchfool - 6 hours
    |
    |tom is the champ of this division. they shouldve gave him the belt
    |tonight instead of jon


      |u/gotnothingman - 5 hours
      |
      |Jones is gonna hold that belt like Conor before retiring and claim
      |he was the longest reigning HW champ


        |u/dutchfool - 5 hours
        |
        |im honestly interested to see how much money dana offers jon for
        |this fight with aspinall


          |u/gotnothingman - 5 hours
          |
          |Yeah will be interesting for sure, Dana knows the fans want it


    |u/RobbertDownerJr - 6 hours
    |
    |Francis would legitimately make him meet that Jesus fellow  that he
    |talks about so much.


    |u/Evilsmile - 5 hours
    |
    |Francis could do us all a favor by knocking out both Paul and Jones
    |in their respective sports.


  |u/GoldMedalDong - 6 hours
  |
  |Elderly abuse weekend


  |u/PetrifyGWENT - 6 hours
  |
  |Yeah, Jones looked really old & slow. It's just that Stipe looked
  |glacier speed. He isn't fighting again.


    |u/HHHogana - 5 hours
    |
    |Yeah both are still tough and know their fundamentals, but there's
    |no way Jones would fight far fresher fighters like Aspinall unless
    |he truly want a retirement fight.


|u/DiligentPhilosophy3 - 5 hours
|
|That shit eating grin when he talks about Jesus, the dude is comically
|psychopathic


  |u/MD_Teach - 4 hours
  |
  |I'm surprised he doesn't start burning up from the inside just by
  |saying the name but I suppose judgement is not mine to make in the
  |end. 


  |u/mortar_n_brick - 5 hours
  |
  |High on jesus for sure


    |u/Most-Inflation-1022 - 5 hours
    |
    |Hope to God he gets popped. Low probability, but goddamn I hope he
    |gets popped for some horse tranquilizer or some shit.


  |u/messejueller21 - 5 hours
  |
  |He was reminding of his brother Chandler in that moment.


|u/Oculus_Mirror - 6 hours
|
|This is what we held up the division for over a year and a half for.


|u/brantrix - 6 hours
|
|Rogan: will you fight Periera or maybe Aspinall?  Jones: I would like to
|thank Jesus Christ..


  |u/KindSpectacle - 5 hours
  |
  |Yeah really rich of this piece of shit to thank Jesus LOL


  |u/thatsmybc - 5 hours
  |
  |For what? The delicious taste of cocaine, steroids and hit & runs?


|u/Squidwardbigboss - 5 hours
|
|42 year old stipe did much better than Gane.   Prime stipe was a
|different animal, now hes just past it. No shame in losing to Jones any
|how.


|u/BeefShampoo - 6 hours
|
|Congratulations Jon, you beat a 42 year old guy nobody wanted you to
|fight.


  |u/Mma375 - 6 hours
  |
  |Spending his post fight speech trying to prove Stipe is still good.


    |u/anononamer - 5 hours
    |
    |Proving stipe is still good by saying hes durable. Thats a back
    |handed compliment.


  |u/boogertee - 5 hours
  |
  |People didn't realise we were living the golden years of MMA when Dana
  |could just bully the best into fighting the best.


|u/95_T - 6 hours
|
|Aspinall would've mauled both of them tonight, holy shit they looked old
|lmao


  |u/Prizmeh - 6 hours
  |
  |The amount of flush shots Stipe got on Jones with no power was crazy.
  |Tom would flat line him.


    |u/Devlnchat - 6 hours
    |
    |Stipe looked worse than Him Miller and he was still hitting Jones.


    |u/LegendsLiveForever - 5 hours
    |
    |tbf, Jones has a good chin. Really solid chin that always holds up..


    |u/No_Progress2434 - 6 hours
    |
    |Stipe throwing them 0 damage punches you throw in your dreams.


      |u/Rawdog2076 - 5 hours
      |
      |This is a good fight to remind people that power is the last thing
      |to go, but it doesn't mean it'll NEVER go, Stipe in his prime was
      |knocking everybody out


      |u/Most-Inflation-1022 - 5 hours
      |
      |Stipe shadowboxed basically. As a huge Stipe fan, honestly just
      |sad to see. I'm sure he can wipe away his tears with the payout he
      |got. But goddamn if Jones iant the biggest ducker in the history
      |of the sport. Aspinall would retire his old ass.


    |u/hitemwiththebingbing - 5 hours
    |
    |Jones makes everyone look like they’ve got no power, I don’t think
    |those shots were landing flush either. Yes Miocic is past it but
    |Jones has always been very good at rolling with punches and never
    |walking onto things.


      |u/BeerBellyBlake - 5 hours
      |
      |yeah Jon’s defense is one of the best parts of his game tbh. He
      |either rolls or backs out of danger whenever he’s at range and
      |also has very good head movement in the pocket. His IQ is crazy


    |u/gotnothingman - 5 hours
    |
    |Once the knees go, the power goes too


  |u/suzukigun4life - 6 hours
  |
  |Dana really opted to book this fight, which nobody but Jones wanted,
  |instead of giving Aspinall the shot he deserved.


    |u/TonyPerkisReddit4 - 6 hours
    |
    |That was to protect jon. This jon ain't making it outta the first
    |against tom


    |u/Throwawayacct1015 - 6 hours
    |
    |I wonder when Dana is finally out of leadership, will it be revealed
    |Jon had some blackmail material over him?  That's the only way this
    |could make sense.


    |u/taterfiend - 5 hours
    |
    |Stupid business move too. Instead of promoting one of the current
    |and future stars of HW, they opt to protect a grandpa from an older
    |era who has maybe 1 fight left.   Having the old guard fight the new
    |blood is how to pass the torch. Think Anderson Silva or Jose Aldo or
    |Tony Ferguson, it's a great way to bring some brand name on someone
    |who isn't yet as widely known.


  |u/Spartalust - 6 hours
  |
  |What a fucking terrible fight


    |u/Guyfacesmash - 6 hours
    |
    |If I'm the ufc I'm embarrassed that I just said those two were the
    |greatest the ufc had to offer so many times. Felt like watching Jake
    |Paul fight 2.0.


    |u/jeric13xd - 6 hours
    |
    |Stipe just looked so washed. Jon is Jon he will be competitive with
    |Tom


  |u/OhiOstas - 6 hours
  |
  |That was my main takeaway... Jon's standup is not it at HW & Stipe
  |just is not it anymore


    |u/Albedo0001 - 5 hours
    |
    |I will say Jones head movement is still solid, but he looked so
    |slow.


      |u/quite_certain - 5 hours
      |
      |That's why the Aspinall fight will never happen. Jon Jones is
      |smart enough to know he's too slow to beat him.


    |u/Xsafa - 5 hours
    |
    |He hit Stipe with the same shit he has hit everyone with his whole
    |career minus spinning elbows or flying knees because he didn't throw
    |them. Not sure how his standup is not it at HW.


  |u/wisestflame73 - 6 hours
  |
  |Yeah, Miocic looked beyond cooked, and he still caught Jones a few
  |times and took him over halfway through the third. Aspinall walks.


  |u/AverageatUFC3 - 6 hours
  |
  |Yeah we can see tonight why Jon doesn't want to fight Tom... Jon's not
  |washed, but he appears to be in the hamper


  |u/LocoCoopermar - 6 hours
  |
  |Felt like Bellator


  |u/CremeCaramel_ - 6 hours
  |
  |I absolutely now believe him when he says he could consecutively run
  |through them on the same night.


  |u/XiaoRCT - 6 hours
  |
  |I think Jones actually looked great, Stipe looked old. It just makes
  |it worst that we'll never see him fight Tom, who knows, it could have
  |been a good fight instead of just Jones being ran through like people
  |assume


    |u/Noriskhook3 - 5 hours
    |
    |These dudes just don’t like jones so they say whatever dumb thought
    |that comes to mind


      |u/juandell - 3 hours
      |
      |I haven't been on here in a couple of years, its r/nba levels and
      |numbers of talking out of their ass casuals in here now.


      |u/Albedo0001 - 5 hours
      |
      |You're right I don't like Jones, but it's not out of line to say
      |he looked slow too.  He was just faster than whatever the fuck
      |Stipe was. Both statements can be true you know...


  |u/Prestigious_Agent_84 - 6 hours
  |
  |Yeah, makes perfect sense now why he openly ducked him so much lol


|u/JorSimpson45 - 6 hours
|
|Least surprising but most disappointing thing of 2024.


  |u/Prestigious_Agent_84 - 5 hours
  |
  |This and the Tyson v Paul fight were by far the biggest fails of MMA
  |and boxing in 2024 or ever, for that matter


  |u/MaroonPrince - 6 hours
  |
  |Undefeated as Duck King


    |u/RobbertDownerJr - 6 hours
    |
    |Quack quack


|u/RussellWestbeast - 6 hours
|
|Not impressed in the slightest. Stipe is clearly shot


  |u/Brutally-Honest- - 5 hours
  |
  |No shit lol. He literally came out of retirement to just cash a check.


|u/Fog2222 - 6 hours
|
|Elderly abuse, Stipe looked like Mike Tyson out there


  |u/Ndcain - 5 hours
  |
  |Man like 2 days ago this would have been a compliment


    |u/DoctorGregoryFart - 4 hours
    |
    |For people who don't know shit about boxing.


  |u/TekkenCareOfBusiness - 5 hours
  |
  |Fucking seving up dream punches... and they still connected! Tom would
  |kill JBJ! I think Alex has a punchers chance of knocking him out too
  |but you know it's just going to be wrestlefuck clinic.


|u/xDisputes__ - 6 hours
|
|turns out 4 years off isn't the best base for MMA


  |u/MyGlassHalfFool - 4 hours
  |
  |4 years coming off a flatline KO in less than a round and a minute. We
  |gotta wait for Connors 4 year base!


|u/surgeyou123 - 6 hours
|
|Pointless.   Aspinall or fuck off


  |u/RadkoGouda - 6 hours
  |
  |Cant believe we froze the entire HW division for this joke of a fight
  |1 combined ranked HW win between the 2


    |u/dnoire726 - 5 hours
    |
    |This is the UFC man, it's only a sport when it suits them. The rest
    |of the time it's basically a (shit)show.


  |u/Jamothee - 5 hours
  |
  |Yeah so over it.  No one needed this fight, Jon needs to fight Tom in
  |by Q2 2025 or simply fuck right off and vacate.


|u/ya_boi_stromboli - 6 hours
|
|🦆


|u/BadMotherFunko - 5 hours
|
|What a shit show. Doesn't help when the commentary consistently is
|telling you how terrible Stupe looks and how slow he is. NO SHIT! It's
|been 4 yrs since he fought. This main event was a joke.


|u/Fracture90000 - 6 hours
|
|Miocic looked like a corpse there, no movement, no power, couldn't even
|extend his arm when throwing jabs. Not even a single proper leg kick
|thrown. Dude is 43 and hasn't fought in over 3 years and is coming off a
|devastating KO from Ngannou.. jon jones the biggest duck there is.


  |u/falltotheabyss - 5 hours
  |
  |Those kicks looked like the play kicks you throw against your
  |girlfriend 


    |u/Fracture90000 - 5 hours
    |
    |Sad to watch.


|u/ButchAF - 6 hours
|
|Sad ass fight


|u/TreeTopBlvd - 6 hours
|
|Not like this. Not like this.


|u/dead_obelisk - 6 hours
|
|Rogan such a fucking cornball bringing up Pereira’s name multiple times
|instead of Tom. He was really prying for it. He jerks off to the thought
|of him fighting Pereira instead of giving the rightful guy a shot


|u/ibenwarforged - 6 hours
|
|Unc Jones out here in the Shonie Carter diaper pulling off some shit
|like this


|u/PeanutFrequent3362 - 6 hours
|
|Yeah Jon is NOT gonna fight Tom lmao


|u/tylrrbb - 6 hours
|
|Good job beating up a 42 year old I guess


|u/Wonderful-Weekend388 - 6 hours
|
|The villain wins and rides off into the sunset 😭😭


|u/Fair-Lab-4334 - 6 hours
|
|Shit, we all knew Jones was gonna win, but seeing Stipe getting his ass
|beat this badly was sad


|u/SergeantSunny - 6 hours
|
|second elder abuse fight I've seen this weekend


|u/Lynch47 - 6 hours
|
|What a farce of a "title" fight.  Stipe had no business fighting for a
|belt.


|u/jablonowski - 6 hours
|
|That did fuck all for JBJ's legacy


  |u/Senth99 - 5 hours
  |
  |But he's an honest, undefeated Christian champion that can do no wrong
  |/s


|u/EmmaAispuro - 6 hours
|
|That was disgusting to watch, should've been the interim champ.. Jones
|is the best; but why was this made


|u/AdmiralMay22 - 5 hours
|
|my only takeaway from this is it seems like if the UFC pays Jon enough
|he'll take the tom aspinall fight. im hoping anyway.


|u/HenrikCrown - 6 hours
|
|C'mon  Tom


|u/Cole3003 - 6 hours
|
|Francis or Tom would fucking kill Jon Jones


|u/shrewdy - 6 hours
|
|Congrats on the elder abuse Jon, that played out exactly like everyone
|predicted.   Now fight the actual next guy in line


|u/Solafein830 - 6 hours
|
|Dude is insufferable


|u/Effective-Celery8053 - 6 hours
|
|This felt like elder abuse


|u/jt_33 - 6 hours
|
|Stipe looked as bad as we all thought he would. He should have stayed
|retired. Zero legacy points for that.


  |u/BluesyShoes - 4 hours
  |
  |He got one last pay day, now just a few more years at the hall for
  |that sweet pension, and he’s never going to be seen again.


|u/staffkiwi - 6 hours
|
|The christians did really add a cheat code will all of that "repent and
|you will be forgiven", how can a guy like Jon Jones be a christian?


  |u/NotEnoughFire - 5 hours
  |
  |It's all just propaganda speak at this point, my guy


  |u/friedguy - 5 hours
  |
  |So what you do is chant "God wills it" while doing shitty stuff.


  |u/mortar_n_brick - 5 hours
  |
  |He's high on jesus


|u/insert-amusing-name - 6 hours
|
|there is no god.


  |u/Spartalust - 6 hours
  |
  |Father time catches up to us all


|u/MrXYoutube - 6 hours
|
|I’d hate to be his wife


|u/Dinosharktopus - 6 hours
|
|Jon Jones would rather call out Jesus Christ than Tom Aspinall lol.


|u/n0bel - 6 hours
|
|To the surprise of no one


|u/Memebaut - 6 hours
|
|went about how i thought it would, commentary was especially awful
|though. hope stipe got paid well!


|u/SSK24 - 6 hours
|
|Seeing Stipe get rocked because he was scared to throw was hilarious,
|thanks Dana for wasting our time.


|u/TenderEndangerment - 6 hours
|
|It will always be funny that Matt Hamill holds a win over Jon Jones.


|u/juiceperks - 6 hours
|
|Bro fuck Rogan beating around the bush and asking about Peteriera. No
|one gives a fuck about that fight.  So sick of this shit.


|u/TurnDownElliot - 6 hours
|
|I'm sorry, but Aspinall absolutely kills this version of Jon Jones.
|Lmao. I can't believe how much Joe and Anik were acting like this was an
|impressive win for Jones. Stipe is 42 and wasn't anywhere near himself.


  |u/Dragon_Bench_Z - 5 hours
  |
  |They literally said stipe looked like shit and jones looked sharp.


|u/mdmbmdm - 6 hours
|
|Aspinall would smoke this Jones.


|u/Skytte- - 6 hours
|
|Man imagine if Jones wasn't a steroid using, wife-beating pussy and
|actually fought Stipe when he was in his prime and the fight made all
|the sense in the world. Dude needed to get violently KO'd, turn 40, and
|sit on the shelf for 4 years for Jones to nut up and do this. Bum. Now
|we need to hear about how GOATed Jones is for beating a retiree lmaoooo.


|u/JackTheHackInTears - 6 hours
|
|What an asshole Jon is in that interview, but looks like as long as he
|gets paid what he wants we can get the Aspinall fight.


|u/MultiPlexityXBL - 5 hours
|
|I knew stipe might look slow but god damn. It sucks to watch. He was
|connecting and just no power in those hands anymore. Stipe is still the
|HW GOAT but its a good time to retire.


|u/kangs - 6 hours
|
|Pereira please don’t take this fight


  |u/Spright91 - 6 hours
  |
  |He will take it. He'd be dumb not to.


|u/1v1trunks - 6 hours
|
|I’m new to the sport but can someone explain why the champ is fighting
|the 8th ranked guy who’s 42 who hasn’t fought in 3 years? Is this the
|Jake Paul of mma? This is boxing level bad match making.


  |u/FlinchMaster - 5 hours
  |
  |Not only has he not fought in 3 years, but he's also got the title
  |fight while coming off a loss.


  |u/Megamoss - 5 hours
  |
  |Stipe is arguably the best heavyweight the UFC has ever had.  He lost
  |his title to Ngannou (who he beat previously), who left the
  |organisation without defending.  But not before lengthy arguments over
  |terms that were never resolved.    Jones sees an opportunity with
  |Ngannou gone and moves up to heavyweight and captures the title while
  |Stipe recovers.  Stipe, who never had a rematch he felt entitled to
  |(don't know why - the finish was definitive) wouldn't take any other
  |fights or retire.  Hence the rankings moving ahead of him.   Cue Jon
  |wasting time, Stipe refusing any other fight and a cancellation here
  |and there and you find yourself in the current situation.  Two guys
  |past their primes trying to do one last fight.   If Jon does fight
  |again in a timely fashion, I don't think he's retaining and Stipe is
  |definitely done.


  |u/Yommination - 5 hours
  |
  |The Duck King


  |u/suicideskinnies - 5 hours
  |
  |It's the fight we all wanted to see.


    |u/No-Chipmunk-9262 - 5 hours
    |
    |In 2019


  |u/zaviex - 5 hours
  |
  |Dana controls ufc matchmaking. He makes whatever he wants. The
  |rankings are nonsense, they don’t mean anything. Dana let this happen
  |because Jones is popular and stipe is too.


|u/heliumflower - 6 hours
|
|stipe looked worse than Mike Tyson did yesterday 😭


|u/EarlyTuscany - 6 hours
|
|Why does elon have duck lips now?


|u/ungarbagegarbage - 6 hours
|
|even ducked Aspinall in the post fight interview


|u/TimsAFK - 5 hours
|
|Well, this will go directly to his already overinflated ego. Great.


|u/tommyc463 - 5 hours
|
|🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐


|u/Whereyoursisterwent - 5 hours
|
|JONES VS ARLOVSKI   We need a REAL test for Jones


|u/Showgmbh - 5 hours
|
|why is jones so good? why am i so sad?


|u/GarrySantiago - 3 hours
|
|This sub is so mad right now.


|u/Da_Bawl_D - 2 hours
|
|Everytime Jon fights it all this hate I understand not liking him
|personally but in the cage how can u not be impressed with his skills


|u/Lan_lan - 6 hours
|
|I'm convinced that Jon is on the spectrum and desperately wants to be
|liked and feel validated by people, but he's too awkward and weird and
|sociopathic for anyone to like him.


  |u/friedguy - 5 hours
  |
  |I'm a Christian who rarely attends church.  That speech reminded me
  |why... Often the most talkative biggest personalities proudly
  |representing their Christianity were the ones with all the skeletons.
  |Only at church, I think some of these guys definitely had people
  |fooled.  Bones is fooling nobody.


    |u/Global_Charge_4412 - 5 hours
    |
    |you can spot a fake Christian pretty easily. They've always got a
    |Philippians tattoo.


    |u/omeeomai - 5 hours
    |
    |"I'M A GOOD GUY! REALLY! I'M REALLY GOOD!"


|u/LeoShun08 - 5 hours
|
|Stipe standing in the range of Jones like an NPC waiting for something
|to happen. The guy completely forgot how to fight.


|u/VikAzeem23 - 6 hours
|
|Reminder.  Jon Jones fighting skills doesn't care about our feelings.


|u/Millhouse96 - 6 hours
|
|now fight someone that isn't a senior citizen, Aspinall in 1 based off
|that showing.


|u/theoverwhelmedguy - 6 hours
|
|Oh my god, he’s talking about Christianity like he’s anything but a
|fucking despicable criminal


  |u/Cusoonfgc - 4 hours
  |
  |Christianity is literally about redeeming despicable criminals though.
  |One of Jesus' Apostles (Paul the one who wrote most of the Bible) was
  |literally a dude who went around executing early believers in Christ.
  |The dude was a murderer and Jesus turned him into a saint.


|u/DungeonsandDietcoke - 6 hours
|
|Imagine what Ngannou would do to Jones


  |u/Kalo17 - 5 hours
  |
  |Rent free


|u/bobn3 - 6 hours
|
|What a terrible showing from both. Jones had like one good half round
|and then just ran out of air. Stipe looked like shit all fight.   No way
|Jones fights Tom looking like that, he's gonna retire


|u/tagillaslover - 6 hours
|
|Felt like this fight shoulda been on Liveleak


|u/vvdqtgdv - 6 hours
|
|Joe Rogan saying everyone thought this was gonna be "Jon's biggest test"
|lmao Stipe was on slow motion as everyone expected.   Aspinall (or
|Ngannou for that matter) would end it quick against any of these guys


|u/Glad-Swordfish8140 - 5 hours
|
|People talking about the age difference yet Jon & Stipe are closer in
|age than Tom & Jon. 💀 Cormier also fought at 41. Some of you guys just
|love to hate and that’s the truth 🤷‍♂️


|u/RobotTheKid - 5 hours
|
|Fucking comfortably destroyed him lol.


|u/Ehopira - 5 hours
|
|The only fight that make sense right now is jones vs hamill 2. Hamill
|just destroyed Jones elbows with his own face. Please dana sign him, he
|is only 48.


|u/egreenm - 5 hours
|
|That was a demonic ass liver kick 😅


|u/KeepYourDemonsIn - 5 hours
|
|A lot of fantasy talk about Tom making short work of Jones.


  |u/Sad-Tower-4174 - 5 hours
  |
  |Absolutely, it’s insane to me.   I know Toms a black belt but I’m
  |curious how he would fight off his back against Jon if he ended up
  |there.


|u/HawaiianPunch42 - 6 hours
|
|Embarrassing post fight interview


|u/jutoocold - 5 hours
|
|Am I the only one that was impressed by Jon?


|u/A1_PunisherPipkins - 6 hours
|
|FUCK JON JONES


|u/Efficient_Film_149 - 6 hours
|
|“Jesus loves you so much” he whispered as he ran over the pregnant
|woman 


|u/jrwilson717 - 5 hours
|
|The amount of salt in here is wild😂😂😂😂 Goat jones got y’all emotional.


  |u/FineSpeech - 3 hours
  |
  |These Reddit geeks calling Jones a pussy is hilarious. Acting like
  |Aspinal would wipe the floor with him is maybe even funnier.


|u/vanilla--mountain - 6 hours
|
|Embarrassing all round


|u/thoang1116 - 6 hours
|
|The Reigning, Not Defending, Disputed Champion


|u/ErecShaun06 - 5 hours
|
|He’ll outprice himself of the Tom fight and blame the UFC


|u/Dtoodlez - 5 hours
|
|I'm not a jones fan, but it's undeniable how good he is


|u/kinglittlenc - 5 hours
|
|So many delusional haters in this sub. The second Jon beats Aspinall
|y'all will be calling him an overrated bum just like Gane.


  |u/Wrongallalong - 5 hours
  |
  |Like Gane, Reyes, Cormier, Smith, etc - Just Russian trolls and
  |overweight LEO's moving the goalposts.


|u/ShortDickBigEgo - 6 hours
|
|Maybe jones will fight Mike Tyson next you guys! Wow such GOAT


|u/bratuta - 6 hours
|
|whoever wanted this matchup can suck both Danas and Jons cock, fuck you
|all for this, Tom could have finished both this guys in first round


|u/DaveyJonas - 6 hours
|
|Jon looks slower than he did at LHW and being older, obviously. But his
|striking is still creative and switches it up really really well. *if*
|the Aspinall fight happens, it would be fucking exciting.


|u/Market-West - 6 hours
|
|Gotta give it jones. He is very smart. Hey I’ll fight but lay me huge.
|Can’t knock him for that. But man he’s such a fucking phoney. The
|Christian stuff you know he doesn’t gfaf but will milk it


|u/CreepyConspiracyCat - 6 hours
|
|Stipe looked stiff AF lol


|u/twiztednips - 6 hours
|
|Jones dancing like he just did something beating a geriatric Stipe.


|u/Single-Truth4885 - 5 hours
|
|Evil prevails again


|u/turnupsquirrel - 5 hours
|
|Jon jones legit almost killed stipe out there, absolute GOAT were
|witnessing


|u/scourgescorched - 5 hours
|
|meaningless win. that was a shell of the stipe we all knew. i hope Stipe
|got paid handsomely, at least.


|u/jadequarter - 5 hours
|
|i know yall hating jones but glover texeria at 42 won the light
|heavyweight title against a 38 yr old jan so stipe had a chance  that
|1st round inside trip was something stipe, even at 37yrs old, would not
|have been able to prepare for. he would have still gotten hellbowed and
|would have been compromised going into round 2 and 3


|u/reddick1666 - 5 hours
|
|It wasn’t for Oliveria and Charles this would’ve lost a lot of first
|time viewers as fans. Embarrassing main event and title fight to add to
|it.


|u/Longbeach_strangler - 4 hours
|
|Jon looked old and slow tonight too.  Lucky for his he was fighting to
|corpse of a contender.


|u/Engineswaphonda2000 - 2 hours
|
|Fuck he’s so good lol


|u/moshima - 6 hours
|
|back to back nights of elder abuse


|u/PrimeR9 - 5 hours
|
|The greatest athlete of all-time, all sports included!  Jon Jones 🐐


|u/sdpr - 6 hours
|
|What an absolute troll. I fucking hate this guy so much.


|u/No-Animator-6348 - 6 hours
|
|Fuck you /r/mma


  |u/Ray_Getard_Phd - 5 hours
  |
  |Always a valid statement.


|u/jadequarter - 6 hours
|
|that spinning back kick to the rib was SICK tho


|u/A-DTB - 5 hours
|
|I know it’s fun and popular to hate on Jon, rightfully so he’s a POS,
|but you’re delusional if you think Tom is gonna wipe the floor with him
|lmao.


|u/Spyk124 - 6 hours
|
|Weekend of elder abuse. Silly


|u/Doomjas - 6 hours
|
|Who moved better, Tyson or Stipe?


  |u/Lopsided-Pattern-982 - 6 hours
  |
  |Tyson lol


|u/sanmateostrangler - 5 hours
|
|Jon went full homelander in the end


|u/Ash_C - 6 hours
|
|“How good is jon jones?”  We’ll know if he fights Tom Aspinall


  |u/Accomplished_Mud2722 - 5 hours
  |
  |That was said about Jon Jones last 15 opponents, give him some cred
  |for once. Sure he is a horrible person but the greatest of all time in
  |the cage that is just facts.


|u/seargantgsaw - 6 hours
|
|You guys really believe jon looked old here? I thought he looked pretty
|sharp. Shame he's still gonna duck tom.


|u/Curious_Reflection62 - 5 hours
|
|Holy shit I’ve never seen this sub so mad it’s actually insane😂😂 why do
|they let an mma fighter they’ve never met affect them so much? I can
|hear the seething through the phone. Jon won, he’s an incredible mma
|fighter and one of the best to ever do it. If you can’t accept that,
|then don’t watch


    |u/juandell - 5 hours
    |
    |I'm not a big fan of Jon as a person....   Anybody who has been
    |following this sport long enough and being honest with themselves
    |has to recognize this by now as much as it may sting. Gotta be the
    |GOAT.


|u/caca_poo_poo_pants - 6 hours
|
|What a joke.


|u/Bald-Volkanovski - 6 hours
|
|Wow stipe looked like a 42 year old crazy that


|u/Diciestaking - 6 hours
|
|Not another Unc beat down


|u/Hobbitsliketoparty - 6 hours
|
|That was honestly pathetic. Stipe just sat there and let him do
|anything.


|u/Butter_field - 6 hours
|
|That fucking sucked, absolutely pointless fight


|u/luke363636 - 6 hours
|
|Clown show from all involved


|u/NoCoFoCo31 - 6 hours
|
|🦆


|u/JO28 - 6 hours
|
|There was no reason for this fight to be made. Stipe looked terrible in
|his last fight which was 2021, what was expected three years later?


|u/Xi_32 - 6 hours
|
|Math proven. 37 > 42.


|u/IrishInEdin - 6 hours
|
|"How good is jon bones" "Jon looked very good"  Damn, I guess he should
|have no problem fighting Aspinall then right Anik, Rogan?


|u/p1chaku - 6 hours
|
|this week was all elderly abuse, first mike then stipe


|u/BigBoyFroggy - 6 hours
|
|Stipe looked how everyone expected 💀


|u/Enterprise90 - 6 hours
|
|Stipe looked like a past his prime heavyweight that hadn't fought in
|four years.


|u/metalgearsolid2 - 6 hours
|
|Why did they even let Stipe fight. So slow. Why he rush and had success
|and then back out again.


|u/peeyoob - 6 hours
|
|Yep, that was a 42 year old man with a full time job alright. Thanks for
|the memories Stipe.


|u/Ethen_Claridge - 6 hours
|
|Everyone carrying on about stipes age like jones isn’t 39


|u/Cdux - 6 hours
|
|RIP Aspinall. Will never happen now


|u/SwiftlyKickly - 6 hours
|
|This shit sucked. Sad af.


|u/alwaysberyl - 6 hours
|
|This fight was ass cheeks 😭


|u/Illustrious_Box4678 - 6 hours
|
|Jones looks so fucking old wtf, drinking killed this man


|u/appletinicyclone - 5 hours
|
|Joe made fun of Paul Craig's accent but could barely understand what
|miocic said    All the best to Stipe on his retirement


|u/JudaiDarkness - 5 hours
|
|I was hoping so much Stipe could do it. But age caught up to him and it
|was evident. He was too slow and stiff and Jones had a great game plan
|here.


|u/DemonsNMySleep - 5 hours
|
|That spinning back kick finish is literally Rogan's wet dream, lmao


|u/maple-queefs - 5 hours
|
|Elder abuse weekend!


|u/VFT202 - 5 hours
|
|r/MMA punching the air 


|u/scumraid - 5 hours
|
|All I heard in the post fight interview is “if the UFC doesn’t pay me
|enough I will not fight Tom” that’s why he couldn’t just call him out
|and say he’s next. This fight shows nothing it was against an old worn
|out Stipe who looked like he didn’t even want to be there.


|u/Dngrox - 5 hours
|
|They should make the UFC roster run a mile so when they get old we have
|a metric to see how much their fitness declines. Every big name Jones
|fought was over the hill smh. Please make the Aspinall fight happen.


|u/mrbeavis19 - 5 hours
|
|Jon with the famous "splayed finger framing" defense. Herb didn't warn
|him once. What a joke.


|u/jspeights - 5 hours
|
|RIP aspinal.


|u/kndrtgst - 5 hours
|
|This is your GOAT, beating on old men (again)


|u/haldir87 - 4 hours
|
|Outcome as expected. Miocic looked so old and scared after round 1


|u/Redneckshinobi - 4 hours
|
|Maybe Jake Paul can fight Stipe next


|u/TheUnrulyGentleman - 4 hours
|
|Incoming Jones making a request for a ridiculous amount of money to
|fight aspinall, Dana tells him no chance, Jones retires. Watch it be
|another repeat of the original Superfight with him and Ngannou that was
|suppose to take place.


|u/Albokiid - 4 hours
|
|Stipe saying he’s done….looked to be done for the whole fight week smh
|he knew he’d lose


|u/RB5Network - 4 hours
|
|That was genuinely the most disrespectful send off to probably the
|greatest heavyweight of all time. The UFC doesn’t care about pure
|credentials, and you can tell Stipe is completely burnt on UFC as an
|organization. He didn’t give two fucks stepping out of the cage.


|u/BigBadBanjo1 - 4 hours
|
|Jon looked great and on point . Great footwork and head movement. Strong
|and fast . He will beat anyone they put in front of him. Stipe looked
|good strong and tough as a tank but fell into Jon’s game plans and
|slowly picked apart . Great to see two legends go at it. Ps fuck Thomas
|the train engine big chin fake teeth dork .


|u/balboa_no_asap - 2 hours
|
|I can’t wait to watch Jones hold the division hostage for another two
|years and then end up retiring 


|u/Gochavtandil - 2 hours
|
|He is gonna pretend to negotiate for an Aspinall fight for a year to
|hold onto the belt for as long as possible then retire.