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|u/admiralargon - 6 hours
|
|The only good scene in this movie was the scientist basically admitting
|the park was bullshit and they gene spliced whatever they needed/ wanted
|to fill the gaps to generate better appeal.
|u/evilamnesiac - 6 hours
|
| “if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite
|different. But you didn’t ask for reality, you asked for more teeth “
|u/Keyboardpaladin - 5 hours
|
|Thank you World's Biggest Jurassic World Fan
|u/seoulsoup - 3 hours
|
|Ngl whether you’re a fan of JP/JW or not you gotta admit this was
|a cold line.
|u/zxxQQz - 2 hours
|
|Absolutely, yeah🧊❄️ Icecold
|u/Helfette - 2 hours
|
|Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
|alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
|u/lambofgun - 2 hours
|
|now ladies!
|u/Fair_Buyer_9991 - 2 hours
|
|"Yeah?"
|u/610158305 - 1 hour
|
|Now we didn't break this thing just for 2 seconds
|u/Daggmaskar - 57 minutes
|
|Now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing
|u/BlyatUKurac - 1 hour
|
|
|u/Flawedsuccess - 2 hours
|
|The right amount of teeth
|u/Excellent_Routine589 - 2 hours
|
|The first one was damn good IMO…. And then the sequels happened
|lol
|u/HelpMaleficent5604 - 1 hour
|
|Jurassic world was least an attempt to revisit the concept with
|updated ideals. Love the films but yeah JP1/JW1 then the rest
|really wouldn’t watch again unless nothing else was on
|u/DalbyWombay - 13 minutes
|
|I think for the most part Jurassic World succeed in that. The
|weakest part honestly was the Raptor sub-plot.
|u/volcanologistirl - 2 hours
|
|Honestly I’m both a cinephile and have a bit of a paleo
|background and I’d rather chug bleach than watch another
|Jurassic World movie, and that includes the first. I genuinely
|don’t know what sober people see in those films.
|u/EpicAura99 - 2 hours
|
|beeg dinos
|u/DummyDumDragon - 1 hour
|
|Big lizard, chomp chomp
|u/SendStoreMeloner - 1 hour
|
|You can't enjoy a movie unless it's 100% accurate? The visuals
|were amazing for its time. The story was ok.
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|I can’t enjoy a movie unless it’s good, or so bad it’s good.
|You latched onto the wrong thing to focus on for the
|critique, there. :)
|u/SendStoreMeloner - 1 hour
|
|How can you say I latched on to something wrong? You don't
|get to decide that. >I can’t enjoy a movie unless it’s
|good Most people considered it amazing for its time. The
|first one was a huge hit. It's something about you then
|and your taste if you don't like it.
|u/bondsmatthew - 1 hour
|
|If you're really into something it can hard to suspend
|disbelief. I've read that *some* animators or prop masters
|have a hard time watching movies because they're always
|looking out yknow
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|I can suspend disbelief infinitely if the underlying movie
|is fun. See: The Core. JW was just an unbelievably
|terrible film. The critique is more from the cinephile
|side than the dino side.
|u/Top-Round-2359 - 1 hour
|
|Jurassic Park or Jurassic World? Jurassic Park - 100%
|agreed, Jurassic World (which op mentioned) was 9yrs ago,
|and it has good visuals but nothing groundbreaking.
|u/orru - 1 hour
|
|Jurassic World was fun as hell to watch. Zero depth but that's
|not what they were going for.
|u/fyrdude58 - 1 hour
|
|An escape from reality? Like every other science fiction
|film? I mean, I don't want to spoil it for you, but Captain
|Kirk isn't going to slingshot around a black hole to go to a
|Galaxy Far Far Away and use the Force to defeat the face
|sucking Alien before John Connor destroys Skynet.
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|I think holding up JW next to The Terminator, Star Wars, and
|Star Trek is an interesting choice. I’d probably compare it
|more to a made-for-TV disaster flick trying to cash in on
|the late 90s craze, but with a bigger budget and worse
|writing. If the cinema equivalent of getting violently
|concussed by a marketing department is your escape from
|reality, than who am I to judge?
|u/fyrdude58 - 1 hour
|
|Don't forget Alien.
|u/Real-Mouse-554 - 1 hour
|
|Paleo background is the answer. Whenever a movie is made by
|something you know a lot about, it will usually suck for you.
|Movies take so many liberties with reality for entertainment,
|that it’s usually better not to be aware of them.
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|Nope, The Core absolutely slaps and that’s far more my
|specialization than any dino stuff. It’s not the paleo
|background that’s an issue (and most paleo folks I know
|actively like the liberties taken by the Jurassic Park
|series for Reasons™️). I think it’s bad storytelling, bad
|direction, an abuse of their VFX house, and a blatant cash
|grab that was afraid to be its own thing apart from the
|potential franchise money that they sought by casting as
|wide a net as possible.
|u/2stepsfromglory - 2 minutes
|
|I completely agree with you. It's just another lazy reboot
|trying to use nostalgia to draw audiences back to a
|popular IP without bringing any new or interesting ideas,
|with a bad cast, lame dialogues and an excess of digital
|effects which makes the dinosaurs look faker than in a
|movie from three decades ago. The worst thing is the
|people that act as if it was some kind of meta-commentary
|to try to make it seem like it's a deeper film than it
|really is.
|u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 - 1 hour
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|It's just a mindless movie with dinosaurs, enjoy your bleach.
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|The problem is that “mindless” extended to the entire
|filmmaking process. Jurassic Park was a cinematic
|masterpiece of the disaster film genre and Jurassic World
|was “What if we MCU’d that franchise and milked it dry?”
|u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 - 1 hour
|
|I agree, most hit movies milk that cash cow to death and
|in the process ruin the entire franchise, like Indiana
|Jones. Sometimes you just need to leave well enough alone.
|On the other hand, everybody likes big dinosaurs.
|u/volcanologistirl - 1 hour
|
|The big dinosaurs are great on screen and are a unique
|and interesting storytelling device which, in GW, were
|wasted by not doing any unique, interesting storytelling
|with. They took the existential horror of Jurassic Park
|and made it a sub-par MCU film, complete with Starlord
|and the Guardians of the Raptorcy.
|u/InnocentTailor - 2 hours
|
|I like the film too. If nothing else, it made a plausible
|dinosaur park I would’ve loved to visit in real life.
|u/AwarenessNo4986 - 3 hours
|
|Lol
|u/Ccaves0127 - 3 hours
|
|I don't think this movie gets nearly enough credit for being a meta
|commentary on itself and commercialism. They're bringing back an old
|park and adding a bunch of fake shit to the dinosaurs because kids
|don't think dinos are cool enough anymore...Jimmy Buffet carrying
|margaritas...I think this movie is definitely pretty smart about
|what it's doing
|u/mikebrownhurtsme - 3 hours
|
|Than it has the terrorist-fighting dinosaurs subplot with the
|Kingpin, and you wonder what the fuck were they thinking
|u/Battleraizer - 3 hours
|
|Diversifying from just running a theme park zoo business
|u/Skuzbagg - 2 hours
|
|Velociraptors on motorcycles didn't pan out so good.
|u/Battleraizer - 2 hours
|
|Should have done card games on motorcycles instead
|u/space_keeper - 1 hour
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|Children's card games on motorcycles!
|u/Raeziel59 - 1 hour
|
|Yuseiiiii
|u/Featureless_Bug - 1 hour
|
|You've gotta weaponize the raptors
|u/totalcrazytalk - 2 hours
|
|I think that's the most believable part. If we were able to
|clone a dino that was remotely like the raptors in the jp
|franchise. We would try to weaponise them 1000%
|u/mikebrownhurtsme - 2 hours
|
|But they play it so straight in a rather light-hearted summer
|blockbuster where there are jokes all throughout and it's not
|nitty and gritty at all. No one comments on how absurd it is,
|and to make it even worse they bring it back in the second one
|where again no one comments on how ridiculous it is having
|T-Rexes fight Al Qaeda It's fkn insane lol
|u/mothguide - 2 hours
|
|T-Rexes fighting Al Qaeda was a great idea. What was a bad
|idea was Ishtar
|u/Singedallalong - 2 hours
|
|These men are pawns!
|u/shaunika - 2 hours
|
|One two three four, two two three four
|u/totalcrazytalk - 2 hours
|
|I'll give u that it is definitely a tone shift for those
|parts.
|u/midnight_riddle - 2 hours
|
|I made a mistake and watched the movie with my cousin, who
|knows a lot about guns and he got pissed at all the scenes
|the guns are just *nerfed* because if guns worked like
|actual guns then the dinosaurs would be dead and it would be
|obvious how incredibly stupid it is to think you're going to
|make a fortune selling these expensive, hard to care for,
|will ditch you at the drop of a hat despite imprinting,
|animals that will make about two seconds before they get
|turned into prehistoric swiss cheese by cheap and reliable
|bullets.
|u/Theslamstar - 1 hour
|
|Your cousin is wrong for this reason alone. The gene
|edited the dinosaurs. We are told this directly. They can
|just use a dumb sci-fi gene editing explanation to say
|they made their skin tougher than a bullet can penetrate
|u/MetalJunkie101 - 10 minutes
|
|Wait, what? A T-Rex fights Al Qaeda?
|u/Homem_da_Carrinha - 1 hour
|
|But why would you try to weaponize dinosaurs in the age of
|drones? I mean, there’s a reason no military in the world
|tries to mount machineguns in leopards or orcas or Komodo
|dragons.
|u/igncom1 - 1 hour
|
|> there’s a reason no military in the world tries to mount
|machineguns in leopards or orcas or Komodo dragons. Because
|they are lame! Also don't militaries already try to
|weaponise Orcas and other marine mammals?
|u/Rexpelliarmus - 1 hour
|
|I mean that’s not done in real life because we don’t have a
|mechanism to make these animals follow our commands like
|they managed in the second movie.
|u/djnw - 48 minutes
|
|Because a weapon that’s good for killing people and a weapon
|that scares the hell out of people are two different things.
|u/InnocentTailor - 2 hours
|
|To be fair, he was mostly postulating throughout the film before
|he bit the dust. The films got stupid when they actually cashed
|on that ridiculous subplot.
|u/thedankening - 2 hours
|
|It was absolutely stupid yes, but tactical combat velociraptors
|is a fucking dope idea and I will die on that hill lol
|u/swargin - 14 minutes
|
|That was the plot of the original Jurassic Park 4.
|http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/58969 The military was going
|to create dinosaur hybrids. There's more concept art out there
|if you look up Jurassic Park 4 Concept Art.
|u/WillFuckForFijiWater - 2 hours
|
|I will defend Jurassic World both as a turn-your-brain-off action
|movie and as an under-the-surface movie. If you want to see cool
|dinosaurs do dinosaur things, it's there. If you're looking for a
|meta-commentary on reboots, remakes, and the theme park industry,
|it's also there.
|u/Lazy-Emergency-4018 - 9 minutes
|
|I dont like the Meta stuff at all. So many movies doing
|commentary on how bad reboots/endless sequels are ... yeah we
|know, so just stop it and dont pretend like you are above it
|just because you make fun of yourselfs.
|u/JoelyRavioli - 2 hours
|
|Jurassic World is the best sequel outside of the Lost World imo.
|u/MartiniPolice21 - 2 hours
|
|I'd say it's better than that to be fair; I don't think it'd a
|coincidence that the two best films in the series are ones where
|dinosaurs are in a park, something goes wrong, and they all get
|out
|u/lambofgun - 2 hours
|
|agreed. its a significant, exponential drop in quality after
|the original movie, but it would definitely be jurassic park >
|lost world > jurassic world. where we are now... i... dinosaur
|auctions... clones... the locusts... chris pratt keeping the
|dinosaurs at bay with the palm of his hand... its so terribe
|u/igncom1 - 1 hour
|
|> dinosaur auctions Isn't that basically the extension of
|what the hunt was about in Lost World? Selling the dinosaurs
|off for profit to the next buyer?
|u/JeremyEComans - 32 minutes
|
|I don't think anything after JP tops the Lockwood Manor
|sequence in Lost Kingdom. So that's my 2nd spot. Then JW. And
|the other three are also dinosaur movies, which, that's good
|enough sometimes.
|u/orru - 1 hour
|
|Imo it's better than LW simply because it doesn't have a random
|half hour 2nd movie tacked onto the end.
|u/ailof-daun - 1 hour
|
|That’s literally the same as the original just modernized. It’d
|have to provide something new, a movie with more teeth to be a
|worthwhile watch
|u/TheScarletCravat - 52 minutes
|
|It's a theme from the original book, that's why. A nod towards how
|meta it is doesn't really excuse its sins though.
|u/GnRgr2 - 47 minutes
|
|The original already said they used other dna to fill gaps, hence
|the asexual egg laying
|u/yetisnowmane - 2 hours
|
|Hard lampshading doesn't make it a good watch though unfortunately
|u/_lemon_suplex_ - 2 hours
|
|They brought Jimmy Buffet back to life?
|u/isthenameofauser - 2 hours
|
|Came here to say this. OP's criticising Jurassic World like it's
|Jurassic Park. No, the premise of the film is that they need to
|make bigger monsters to get people's interest. And yes, it's a
|cool meta-commentary.
|u/Fresh-Army-6737 - 4 hours
|
|Dr Wong!
|u/Minmax-the-Barbarian - 3 hours
|
|That's *Dr. Wu,* played by B.D. Wong.
|u/Fresh-Army-6737 - 3 hours
|
|That's what he wants us to think. But he's been working for
|InGen since the 80s
|u/ImminentDebacle - 2 hours
|
|He always reminded me of Val Kilmer, at least when Val was
|Batman. They talk very similarly and I'd be lying if I said
|Wong didn't look like an Asian Val.
|u/domino_squad1 - 3 hours
|
|More like dr wrong am I right. hahaha….am I right? What even is
|“right” 😔🔫 was I right god was I? FUCKING TELL ME I need to know
|🩸😣🔫
|u/ReallyBadRedditName - 3 hours
|
|lol
|u/_lemon_suplex_ - 2 hours
|
|That dude didn’t age at all
|u/Fresh-Army-6737 - 2 hours
|
|Bd Wong?!
|u/careless_swiggin - 51 minutes
|
|if anything dr wong is the most genus modifier of hox genes and
|bio-engineer the world has ever seen, and is way ahead of everyone
|else give me some junk dna, i will just pretend to use it and be
|god
|u/CooperDaChance - 3 hours
|
|Funny because in the book it was the complete opposite. The
|scientists proposed changing the genome to make them more appealing
|to visitors but Hammond insisted on keeping them as unaltered as
|possible.
|u/JManKit - 3 hours
|
|The book is such a different experience. Dr. Wu had a much bigger
|role and was less likeable bc of the careless way he had
|approached the re-creation of extinct creatures. At one point,
|Malcolm takes him to task for forgetting the names of some of the
|dinosaurs they've created and Wu's defence is 'There are so many
|of them and I have more important things to do.' But Hammond's
|change was the most drastic as he was a real piece of shit who
|eventually got eaten by a bunch of compies near the end. Probably
|for the best that they made him a nice, albeit kind of naive,
|grandpa character for the movie Edit: also, the realization that
|the dinos are breeding is such a cool moment in the book but is
|barely anything in the movie
|u/BawdyBadger - 2 hours
|
|I think as well, Henry Wu was a failed research scientist.
|That's why Hammond got him so cheap. He's talented, but he's
|nowhere near the best. Hammond cheaped out on all his staff,
|except Muldoon strangely. Edit: Sorry, that was Howard King in
|The Lost World. Wu was a graduate student who took over from his
|professor who died.
|u/midnight_riddle - 1 hour
|
|It cannot be understated how STUPID it was for Dr. Wu to
|choose to use male zygotes and alter them so the dinosaurs
|would develop a female phenotype. Picture this: You got
|tasked with making spaghetti for dinner when company is coming
|over. So you concoct this elaborate setup to straighten out
|ramen noodles and alter their texture and flavor so they will
|taste more like spaghetti noodles. You go through packet after
|packet of ramen noodles experimenting with how to turn them
|into spaghetti noodles. Someone finally asks what the hell are
|you doing and why don't you *just use cook with spaghetti
|noodles from the start* and you reply, "Because I'm Dr. Henry
|Wu." Just use female zygotes from the start.
|u/Theslamstar - 1 hour
|
|Girls are gay
|u/JManKit - 2 hours
|
|Was he? I thought it was that Hammond got to Wu early in his
|career, before he'd really gotten his feet set, and then
|offered him control over a huge project that someone his age
|would have needed to wait years to get to head up
|u/BawdyBadger - 1 hour
|
|I haven't read the book in a few years. I got him mixed up
|with Howard King from Lost World. He's a graduate student
|who takes over after his menor dies. Howard King was the
|failed researcher.
|u/JManKit - 1 hour
|
|An interesting part of JP is when Wu realizes that the
|dino making process that he created was now so streamlined
|and smooth, that he was essentially not needed anymore.
|They could do it without him entirely which is why Hammond
|doesn't care to listen to his ideas about putting in the
|new versions of the dinos to make them match visitor
|expectations and be more manageable
|u/MegaGrimer - 2 hours
|
|And it would be rated R if kept true to the book. Could you
|imagine the uproar if they showed the baby getting eaten by a
|dino at the beginning?
|u/JManKit - 2 hours
|
|Woof, I always forget about that scene. The eating of the face
|and the tearing little strips of flesh off would have set the
|tone of the movie as much more of a horror film than an
|adventure/thriller.
|u/lambofgun - 2 hours
|
|if i remember correctly he has to listen to his grandkids play
|around on some intercom system while he gets eaten and it pissed
|him off. such a miserable fuck in the book haha
|u/JManKit - 1 hour
|
|Yeah, they found the PA system for the island and played the
|T-Rex roar over it to scare everyone. That caused him to slip
|and twist his ankle when he tried to run away. He even tries
|to lay the blame for the island's failure on them bc he's so
|pissed at that moment. Then gets got by the compys and good
|riddance
|u/mok000 - 2 hours
|
|I agree, the book is next level, I always felt Spielberg's
|script let it down.
|u/JManKit - 2 hours
|
|I personally wouldn't say that one is better than the other.
|The movie came in at 127 minutes which was pretty dang long
|for the time so I can see why they simplified some of the
|parts. Like I liked the changes they made to Malcolm bc in the
|book, he's more on the annoying side. I do think that the
|realization of the flaws in the counting program would have
|made for a good movie scene but maybe they didn't feel like
|that was too exciting
|u/Tight_Future_2105 - 55 minutes
|
|The lawyer was a much more likable character in the book as
|well.
|u/lambofgun - 2 hours
|
|i read the book saw the movie. thats a crazy as hell, but
|true sentence, considering how incredible the movie still is
|u/jew_jitsu - 2 hours
|
|The Dino’s are breeding in the books *because* of gene splicing
|with species that could change gender.
|u/5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi - 2 hours
|
|Yeah, but they figure it out after finding too many dinosaurs
|because of the reveal that JP's Dino counting system was only
|ever programmed to count up to the *amount they made* and no
|one had ever conducted an in-person survey. When 20 Gallimimus
|are in the paddock it counts 20, even if there's actually 40
|in the paddock and 15 are loose in the park. As opposed to
|the movie where they just stumbled across a wild nest with
|eggs in it.
|u/Silly_Manner_3449 - 2 hours
|
|>Dino counting system was only ever programmed to count up
|to the amount they made and no one had ever conducted an in-
|person survey This is my favourite scene in the entire
|book. The buildup to it is great, and then when it's finally
|revealed... I mean you kind of know it's about to happen,
|but that's what makes a book great. When things are
|forshadowed in a way that you know it's going to happen and
|you just sit there, turning pages, waiting for the payoff.
|u/JManKit - 2 hours
|
|Oh I know what I meant was the way they got confirmation in
|the book was cool. In the book, they talk about how the island
|has a camera system that has near round the clock eyes on the
|dinos and a computer program uses that data to count the
|number of animals every few minutes to ensure that none of
|them could ever escape. Then they realize that the program
|stops counting once the expected number of dinos is reached,
|meaning there could be more dinos but they never get counted.
|They were so worried about losing dinos that they completely
|disregarded the possibility of more dinos than they released,
|partly bc they trusted their sterilization process and partly
|bc they didn't realize some of the genes they spliced in were
|from creatures that could change gender
|u/LurkerNoMore-TF - 2 hours
|
|”Growing a dick ain’t no big deal. You just activate a froggy
|gene in your DNA and…pow!”
|u/lambofgun - 2 hours
|
|is that a line straight from the book, i cant remember.
|sounds like michael chriton hired stephen king as a ghost
|writer.
|u/ApocalyptoSoldier - 13 minutes
|
|Trans dinosaurs
|u/5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi - 2 hours
|
|Not true though, there's a part of the book where they explain the
|dinosaurs have been made to look more appealing over what's
|realistic, to move slower if people are expecting them to be slow
|and so on. The frog DNA was in the book as well as the film.
|Nothing in Jurassic Park *or* World is natural.
|u/daversa - 2 hours
|
|Well he spared no expense.
|u/MossyPyrite - 1 hour
|
|Isn’t Hammond dead by that point in the series though?
|u/Tis_CaptainDeadpool - 4 hours
|
|Why did Jim Halpert do that
|u/qwertyrave - 3 hours
|
|[wrong guy](https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/B._D._Wong)
|though. Randall Park wasn't in the Jurassic series.
|u/Sea_Tooth_7416 - 3 hours
|
|He got the wrong guy when it was the Wong guy all along.
|u/qwertyrave - 3 hours
|
|two Wongs don't make a right though
|u/CooperDaChance - 3 hours
|
|Identity theft is a serious crime, Jim.
|u/MegaGrimer - 2 hours
|
|It happens to millions of families every year!
|u/Tis_CaptainDeadpool - 1 hour
|
|oh, maybe I am a little racist
|u/Courwes - 31 minutes
|
|You people are so desperate to make the same old tired stale jokes
|you can’t even get them right anymore.
|u/silverclovd - 59 minutes
|
|Yeah, don't care if it was in a mediocre movie that's a dope-ass
|line.
|u/Livid_Bet6665 - 3 hours
|
|That's not very amnesiac of you
|u/PradaWestCoast - 2 hours
|
|That’s the handwave to explain the lack of feathers
|u/datbackup - 2 hours
|
|Sir if I made a Jurassic world sub would you post quotes in there
|every day? Or at least weekly? I mean… i lack your deep knowledge
|of this film.. is it quotable enough to make the juice worth the
|squeeze?
|u/Hattix - 2 hours
|
|I laughed out loud at that openly retconning statement. It was like
|the writers were all "People know our 1990s shrink-wrapped leather
|lizards aren't really how dinosaurs looked. We gotta do something
|but preserve our monsters' brand identity"
|u/Might-960 - 2 hours
|
|I love how this explains why many of them don't have feathers, when
|scientifically they should have.
|u/OriginalName13246 - 2 hours
|
|"I never asked for a monster !"
|u/Pixelplanet5 - 1 hour
|
|yea this movie really made the entire problem of such a park being
|in private hands very obvious.
|u/ghosttaco8484 - 1 hour
|
|"Look, all I want is some sharks with some frickn' laser beams
|attached to their heads."
|u/001235 - 15 minutes
|
|That was one of the biggest points in the original book. Dr. Wu
|literally tells Hammond that since the have mastered the art of gene
|splicing, they could make the dinosaurs as docile as sheep. "You
|could have a dinosaur petting zoo, complete with triceratops rides."
|John Hammond didn't want that, either. He wanted them to be scary.
|The later movies, including Jurassic World get into more of that,
|but the OG JP missed it.
|u/houVanHaring - 2 minutes
|
|What, you remember this, but not to bring the requested milk?
|u/Nightingdale099 - 6 hours
|
|They would never replicate the first book which is a group of
|scientists roasting the shit out of Hammond.
|u/raspberryharbour - 4 hours
|
|Tonight on Jurassic Gear....
|u/101375 - 4 hours
|
|Hammond splices DNA, James rides a dinosaur and I get devoured by
|Tyrannosaurus Rex.
|u/hailtheprince10 - 3 hours
|
|Can Jeff Goldblum be the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car?
|u/101375 - 3 hours
|
|TV production, uh….finds a way.
|u/InnocentTailor - 2 hours
|
|As long as he can get past Gambon Corner.
|u/Nightingdale099 - 4 hours
|
|Hammond : It's perfectly safe , we have a computer system that
|tracks the number of dinos on the island so not a single one gets
|loose Malcolm : Guess again dipshit
|u/Gentlemanvaultboy - 3 hours
|
|The computer tracking system worked perfectly, it found all the
|dinosaurs they asked it to find. It's not the softwares' fault
|that they told it to only count up to the amount of dinosaurs
|they thought they had.
|u/Select-Ad7146 - 1 hour
|
|I do really like that part, because you can so clearly see why
|they would have made that mistake, but also the mistake is
|obvious when it is pointed out. They were thinking of the
|problem from the wrong direction, they were worried about
|dinos dying off, not being born. So they programmed the system
|with that bias in mind.
|u/BossNassOfficial - 4 hours
|
|HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS DIPLODOCUS!
|u/-boo-- - 3 hours
|
|I don't have to outrun the dino, I only have to outrun you,
|Captain Slow.
|u/shokolokobangoshey - 3 hours
|
|r/BottomGear
|u/we_are_all_devo - 1 hour
|
|\*womp\* Jurassic cheese.
|u/jeanclaudebrowncloud - 31 minutes
|
|All we know is, he's called the Steg
|u/Rufus--T--Firefly - 4 hours
|
|It would have been a much different movie if they had included the
|bit of them hunting raptors with a rocket launcher.
|u/CrownOfPosies - 4 hours
|
|Or included one of the opening chapters where one of those smaller
|dinosaurs eats a baby’s face in a maternity ward on the mainland
|showing that dinosaurs were getting off the island without them
|even noticing
|u/ninthtale - 3 hours
|
|Wasn't the prologue of JP the book the intro to JP2 the movie?
|u/CurtisLeow - 2 hours
|
|Yeah there were multiple scenes in the Lost World film that
|were taken from the first book. The waterfall/river stuff was
|from the Jurassic Park book. The small dinosaurs eating the
|bad guy, that scene was based on how Hammond died in the first
|book.
|u/XF10 - 2 hours
|
|The "bird cage" scene from 3 was based on the first book too
|u/GreyouTT - 51 minutes
|
|It’s the best part of the movie from a horror perspective
|too.
|u/Gen_Ripper - 3 hours
|
|I thought that was a other island, but either way the rest is
|true
|u/Temnodontosaurus - 3 hours
|
|"Rumors of my dinosaurs breeding and escaping to the mainland are
|FAKE NEWS!" "I know more about dinosaurs, genetic engineering and
|theme parks better than, I think, almost anybody."
|u/Effective_Bee_2005 - 2 hours
|
|damn I almost made it 5 minutes on reddit without one of you
|obsessively needing to reference him
|u/LurkerNoMore-TF - 2 hours
|
|I mean…he is very likely to make this a side project in his quest
|for genetically engineered catgirls…
|u/The_Good_Hunter_ - 5 hours
|
|Which was part of the point of the original novels anyway, the
|dinosaurs have always been bullshit
|u/clearfox777 - 4 hours
|
|Yep even in the first movie they had to fill the gaps with frog dna
|u/InnocentTailor - 2 hours
|
|…which is what led to the breeding issue - a facet in the overall
|collapse of the park.
|u/not2dragon - 4 hours
|
|Eh, the earlier movies had a point about how the dinosaurs weren’t
|sluggish or cold blooded like the general public thought. The
|Dilophosaurus was just speculative paleotonology.
|u/CooperDaChance - 3 hours
|
|Also the Dilophosaurus in the movie was tiny. IRL they’re like, 2-3x
|the size easily.
|u/Exotic-Strawberry667 - 2 hours
|
|The velociraptor is about turkey sized, but being chased by
|turkeys, just doesnt make for a good plot, so they based them on
|Utah raptors.
|u/Auran82 - 2 hours
|
|I think it was after the Deinonychus, certainly not as catchy of
|a name, the Utahraptor was even bigger. Source: I was a
|dinosaur tragic as a child
|u/PackOk1473 - 1 hour
|
|Ackshually Utahraptor ostrommaysi was discovered during Jurassic
|Park's post-production. The raptors are meant to be
|Velociraptor antirrhopus, more commonly known as Deinonychus
|antirrhopus
|u/OofOuchMyTesticles - 4 hours
|
|Don’t forget the scenes with Bryce Dallas Howard’s absolutely
|ridiculous badonk in them
|u/Unlikely-Werewolf304 - 3 hours
|
|Why would I do that
|u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT - 3 hours
|
|Didn't they edit it down for the posters lol
|u/JohnWoosDoveGuy - 1 hour
|
|Do you have any, erm, evidence for my,.... research, yes that's
|it. Pictures perhaps?
|u/effa94 - 28 minutes
|
|[they toned it down for the poster](https://www.reddit.com/media
|?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7m257vppy1a91.jpg)
|u/_lemon_suplex_ - 2 hours
|
|I feel like she’s underrated, she’s one of the hottest women I’ve
|ever seen in my opinion. Massive crush since seeing her in a
|SpiderMan 3
|u/FaronTheHero - 4 hours
|
|I don't have a problem with that being part of the lore at all. Real
|world science is increasingly proving that these classic images we
|have of dinosaurs are more like mythical creatures akin to dragons
|rather than what any of the species actually looked like. So there's
|an additional appeal to the idea the scientists of Jurassic Park/World
|were never recreating the past, but pushing the boundaries of what
|kind of living creatures science and nature were capable of creating.
|u/deathbylasersss - 4 hours
|
|They are getting pretty good at guessing how the skeletal systems
|would be arranged and oriented. There are only so many body plans
|that would make sense/be feasible. Fossils are sometimes found that
|are almost perfectly preserved with all the bones arrayed exactly as
|they were when the animal died. You can tell how muscles would have
|attached to bones by how robust they are in certain places and make
|comparisons to modern creatures as well. Soft tissue is another
|story though, because muscle and especially skin is not preserved.
|We really have no idea what the coloration of skin, scales, and
|feathers would have been like. Stuff like a Spinosaurus' signature
|sail is even debated. It could have been a large fleshy hump for all
|we know.
|u/suxatjugg - 1 hour
|
|I heard they did figure out feather colour from the DNA?
|u/deathbylasersss - 1 hour
|
|There is no non-avian dinosaur DNA. It would have degraded
|millions of years ago and you can't get it from mosquitoes
|trapped in amber, even if it is a rad narrative device.
|u/LeonSigmaKennedy - 3 hours
|
|"Yeah for some reason all the dinosaurs had genes for growing feathers
|which made them look lame as shit so we scrubbed them out. Also we
|gave the Dilophosaurus the ability to spit acid which is sick as fuck"
|u/Themetalenock - 4 hours
|
|It's pretty much a scene ripped out of the book. Pretty sure that wu
|Makes the same point to John in the novel version of Jurassic Park.
|Prof Wu has much more of a prominent position in that book than he
|does in the movie
|u/IAmWeary - 3 hours
|
|Don't the raptors tear his guts out in the book?
|u/Themetalenock - 3 hours
|
|you're referring to john, who ironically enough meets his en at
|the compys
|u/IAmWeary - 3 hours
|
|No, I mean Wu. I seem to remember he dies with his intestines in
|a velociraptor's mouth and his hand gets chomped too. I think it
|was on the roof of the building that Malcolm and the others were
|hiding in? It was so long ago that I read that book...
|u/Themetalenock - 2 hours
|
|Honestly I have no clue, I remember for some bizarre reason
|that the movie an the book just Kinda Forgets the scientist
|outside some dialog that they were evacuated prior to the
|storm
|u/highdefrex - 1 hour
|
|Yeah. When all the characters were trapped in the lodge with
|the raptors trying to get in through the roof, Wu opened the
|door to let Ellie in, got ambushed, and shredded alive.
|u/JManKit - 2 hours
|
|They rip into him from the back. They managed to lure him out of a
|building and then leap onto him from above to start tearing into
|him
|u/Player_yek - 4 hours
|
|when the dinosaurs look like bird
|u/DinkleDonkerAAA - 4 hours
|
|They had to add that, now that we know that dinosaurs didn't look like
|the ones in the old movies
|u/Momochichi - 4 hours
|
|Stupidest part of the movie for me was how they lamented how kids
|nowadays reduced dinosaurs into "monsters", and always wanted more
|teeth and claws.. and then they reduced a dinosaur movie series into a
|monster movie series with more teeth and claws.
|u/fearless-fossa - 2 hours
|
|Tbh, in the first JW movie I saw it as the intentional message of
|the movie: "We're just here making a movie with bigger teeth and
|bigger stakes and bigger everything because the studio and the
|casual audience love that stuff, not because we consider this actual
|art"
|u/CheatsySnoops - 3 hours
|
|At the rate of the franchise, they may as well go big and have a
|genetically engineered dragon made from various DNAs.
|u/MathPlus1468 - 2 hours
|
|Next trilogy: ''Jurassic Teeth''
|u/bilgobabbinsa - 3 hours
|
|And the dude running away from dinosaurs, but only after grabbing
|three martinis
|u/omega-boykisser - 4 hours
|
|Oh come on, now. There's a difference between minor modifications and
|entirely different species. If they can do that, they might as well
|start bioengineering superhuman soldiers or some shit. Surely that
|would make more money.
|u/lovebus - 3 hours
|
|The original idea was that they found a mosquito with Dino DNA. From
|that one sample, I guess they were able to extrapolate EVERY dinosaur.
|u/Manofalltrade - 3 hours
|
|Which follows the prior fan theory that also fixes the bad science in
|the first movie. Hammond faked it all. DNA can’t last that long, and
|the JP dinosaurs didn’t have feathers but did look like what people
|thought at the time. He just invested in genetics and breeding till it
|looked good. World basically just bought all the tech, research, and
|scientists to continue the work.
|u/KS-RawDog69 - 3 hours
|
|"We Franken-fucked every last one of these abominations together so
|they look cool."
|u/New-Interaction1893 - 2 hours
|
|That is a point that get established already in Jurassic Park 3, and
|suggest a bit even in the first movie when they said that those
|dinosaurs aren't cold blooded. They said that they aren't real
|dinosaurs, but a bunch of genetic codes of normal animals put together
|with a "dinosaurs shape code" put on it. What they get doesn't have
|both the physiology or the behaviour of the original dinosaur.
|u/_lemon_suplex_ - 2 hours
|
|That scientist dude had barely aged from 1994, it was nuts.
|u/Courage-Rude - 2 hours
|
|If only Hitler got his hands on those experiments!
|u/InnocentTailor - 2 hours
|
|That was even mentioned on the tie-in website that was crafted for the
|film. In-universe guests mentioned how these dinosaurs weren’t
|accurate to the science and were just cooked up for the theme park
|experience.
|u/dino_drawings - 2 hours
|
|Then proceeded to give that scene the middle finger with a “flashback”
|to the Cretaceous in the last movie.
|u/sabett - 2 hours
|
|I believe that's book accurate
|u/Hatpar - 1 hour
|
|The first novel has this idea by the geneticist that the dinos are
|essentially boring and he is working on more spectacular animals.
|u/flintlock0 - 1 hour
|
|BD Wong? He needs to be in more stuff. Favorite was him as Hugo
|Strange on Gotham.
|u/crozone - 1 hour
|
|Yeah they filled some gaps... They didn't make an entire dinosaur from
|scratch.
|u/kmoonster - 1 hour
|
|Michael Crichton had a subtext running through the first book that
|followed this line of thought, I was always disappointed it took
|however many movies for that pretense to show up in any meaningful
|way.
|u/Pradfanne - 10 minutes
|
|To be fair, that's literally a plot point in the first Jurassic Park.
|It get's explained at the start of the park by a cute cartoon DNA
|string. And later the all Female Dinosaurs are laying eggs ~~because
|the water made the frogs gay~~ because of the Frog DNA that made some
|of them male. LITERALLY plot relevant! Heck right at the very start
|of the first movie, the MC tells you Dinosaurs are ancestors of birds
|and had feathers. Yet no feathers to be seen, because Gene splicing!
|u/WaterNo9480 - 5 minutes
|
|This was probably a meta commentary. "this movie is bullshit, we
|scene splice whatever we need / want to generate more advertising
|revenue"
|u/MisterBadGuy159 - 4 hours
|
|Technically, mosasaurs aren't dinosaurs, they're most closely related to
|monitor lizards (or possibly snakes, it's somewhat debated). https://pr
|eview.redd.it/b5i02oc2he1e1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437ea
|5637d4c289ac9bc6fb9f21669a0b82f857f
|u/giga___hertz - 3 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/zvo5cuxdze1e1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=w
|ebp&s=c6e4ffbe50614002a9fa5ddd295d34a36a64b59b
|u/Your_Asthma - 3 hours
|
|They were also only about 1/3rd the size shown in the movie.
|u/VP007clips - 1 hour
|
|They addressed that in the movie. After the death of Hammond, the
|ownership of InGen and the park was transferred to a new company.
|They no longer cared about accuracy and authenticity and instead
|focused entirely on profits. And with the idea of dinosaurs existing
|becoming more commonplace and boring, they began to want more scary
|dinosaurs. They stopped producing pure dinosaurs and started making
|heavily modified chimeras, combining amd modifying whatever DNA they
|could find to make bigger, scarier, and more dangerous dinosaurs
|with more teeth and more aggression.
|u/Arilyn24 - 4 hours
|
|I call posting this post on r/shittyshittymoviedetails
|u/xandry123 - 1 hour
|
|AkScHuAlLy
|u/TheHumanPickleRick - 24 minutes
|
|
|u/RockettRaccoon - 5 hours
|
|/uj all of the Dinos are genetically modified from living creatures.
|They aren’t clones of ancient creatures, that’s kind of the whole point
|of the Jurassic World trilogy
|u/DollarReDoos - 37 minutes
|
|I feel like people always forget/ miss spectacularly that there are no
|real dinosaurs in the first movie or the original book. They're all
|genetically engineered monsters in a theme park from the very
|beginning.
|u/ExtremlyFastLinoone - 5 hours
|
|Dude the scientist admitted the dna from mosquitos were basically
|useless, they literally just Frankensteined a bunch of animals and
|called them dinosaurs
|u/thisismypornaccountg - 3 hours
|
|Technically they got A LITTLE dinosaur DNA and then used a computer to
|fill in the rest with modern animal DNA. The series has repeatedly
|said that these are “theme park monsters” and the scientist said that
|these “aren’t real dinosaurs” and “they might not even look like
|this.” In reality the dinosaurs in the original Jurassic Parks in
|1993 were our best approximation THEN. Now that we know more, we can
|see these depictions are wrong, but people are already used to seeing
|them this way soooo…
|u/Mesarthim1349 - 3 hours
|
|Are you sayin in-canon from the 1993 film, the park knew the dinos
|were inaccurate and only gave their best approximation? Or IRL
|this was our best guess in 1993, and in 2024 we now know they look
|different?
|u/thisismypornaccountg - 3 hours
|
|It was the best IRL guess in 1993. The fact that most of the ones
|from the late Cretaceous period like the T-Rex had feathers wasn’t
|widely theorized until the mid-1990s.
|u/J0E_Blow - 2 hours
|
|Thanks but I saw Jurassic Park and know the T-Rex didn't have
|feather. I know that T-Rex doesn't want to be FED he wants to
|*HUNT.*. Plus his vision is movement based so if I'm ever being
|chased all I gotta do is stay **very** still.
|u/fatdadder - 1 hour
|
|Cant find gif cause drinking. #insert drax meme
|u/integrate_2xdx_10_13 - 1 hour
|
|Gotta keep that knowledge handy in case a _A Sound of Thunder_
|situation emerges. I didn’t and now we got some dumbs dumbs
|voting a facist in, my bad guys.
|u/Agifem - 57 minutes
|
|Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2090/
|u/Sguigg - 2 hours
|
|Do we know t rex had feathers? My understanding of the current
|state of research (thanks Dave Hone) was that none of its
|preserved skin/imprints do and larger creatures tend to shed
|layers due to internal heat - look at elephants and rhino's. On
|the other hand, we have evidence that other Tyrannosaurs did
|have feathers so there's definitely the possibility.
|u/VikingRages - 2 hours
|
|Current understanding is that the trex *may* have had
|feathers, but was definitely a chonky boy. Think hippo chubby,
|but more teeth.
|u/jaegren - 1 hour
|
|It's up for debate. I think I've seen reports changed on that
|stance 2-3 times.
|u/NotWet_Water - 1 hour
|
|There’s a very high possibility that T. Rex had feathers but
|every skin impression we’ve found so far has pointed to scaly
|skin so general consensus is that newborns and juveniles had
|light proto-feathers which they lost as they grew up to
|adulthood.
|u/gothmog149 - 1 hour
|
|Woolly Mammoths and Woolly Rhinos were a real thing. I’d
|suggest they had even more insulation than if they had
|feathers.
|u/Sguigg - 54 minutes
|
|> Woolly Mammoths and Woolly Rhinos were a real thing They
|were, in an ice age, with conditions very different to those
|we believe t rex experienced...
|u/misho8723 - 1 hour
|
|If they had feathers, it is believed that it was mostly
|through their juvenile stages
|u/deezee72 - 1 hour
|
|I think the best guess is that the T. Rex likely had feathers
|as a juvenile and lost them as it grew larger due to internal
|heat. That said, it's also fairly likely that it still had
|some residual feathers on part of its body (just like how
|elephants still have residual hair) - perhaps something like a
|feathered crest.
|u/misho8723 - 1 hour
|
|Yeah, but it is believed that they had mostly feathers in their
|juvenile stages, not so much as adults
|u/Resolution-Honest - 1 hour
|
|T-Rex most probably didn't have feathers. We have some skin
|prints of T-Rex and it's big northen american ancestors. It
|doesn't make sense for animal in subtropical climate that moves
|a lot and is so bigto have feather like covering. Earlier
|ancestor of T-Rex like Yutyrannus defibetly had feathers and
|Prehustoric Planet depict them accirding to what we know now.
|T-Rex and Tarbosaurus, big predators in warm climates have no
|feathers (T-Rex has some on top of his head and backs but not
|much), while smaller qianzhosaur and polar nanuqsaur have a lot
|of them. After discovery of Microraptor it was speculated that
|theropods closely related to birds (T-Rex included but more
|likely Trodon, Ornitomimus, Velociraptor) had feathers. However,
|they found simmilar skin covering on dinosaurus on completly
|opposite side of family tree, meaning that all group of dinosaur
|might have some feathers or something like that, even though we
|have concrete evidence some had scales or smooth skin.
|u/IndigoFenix - 1 hour
|
|I don't think it was ever mentioned in the movie, but in the
|original book the fact that a lot of their DNA was filled in by
|modern animals was a major plot point. I don't think they mention
|anything about them *looking* inaccurate, but the seeds for later
|retcons were there from the beginning.
|u/annuidhir - 3 hours
|
|They're wrong anyway, because scientists knew those were wrong
|before the book was even written, and it's talked about in the
|book. It's just that popular culture didn't really catch up until
|recently.
|u/CitizenPremier - 1 hour
|
|Dinos are a lot furrier than you imagined.
|u/GenericAccount13579 - 1 hour
|
|Interestingly enough that’s in-canon from the OG book
|u/TheManWhoWasNotShort - 1 hour
|
|In-canon, they filled the gaps in their DNA with frog DNA which is
|what allowed them to shift genders and reproduce
|u/DoctorApprehensive34 - 57 minutes
|
|It's kinda both. Henry Wu explicitly says it in Jurassic world and
|then there's the whole flea circus metaphor/allegory. It's
|mentioned in the movie but expanded on in the book. It's also
|heavily hinted in the book that he's a PT Barnum style character
|But it could have also very much been based on what we assume the
|dinosaur looked like at the time. A great example of that is
|spinosaurus, spinosaurus that we see in Jurassic Park 3 looks
|nothing like what it actually looked like. Because we didn't
|really know. Hammond and wu wouldn't have known either. And they
|would have made it look how they would have expected it to look
|based on both their knowledge and our knowledge of the time
|u/annuidhir - 3 hours
|
|>were our best approximation THEN No they weren't. Scientists knew
|those were wrong before the book was even written, and it's talked
|about in the book. Popular culture just took a much longer time to
|catch up (partly because of things like these movies and other media
|propagating outdated depictions).
|u/Ovr132728 - 2 hours
|
|Em no The og designs were supervised by actual paleontologists,
|and A LOT of efort was put in by the designers to have them as
|acurate for the time ass posible The main exeption being dilo
|tho, but besides him all designs represent their animals like they
|were understood as at the time
|u/McBaah - 1 hour
|
|If that's the case, why on earth did they give the go-ahead to
|all the broken wrists? In the movies, all the theropods have
|their palms facing down when the actual joints wouldn't have
|allowed it. What probably happened was that they brought
|paleontologists in, got told a bunch of stuff they didn't want
|to hear (feathers, non grasping hands, etc) and then ignored
|them while still being able to say they had experts to consult
|with.
|u/annuidhir - 32 minutes
|
|Em no... Have you even read the book? Or know what the author
|said about it and his purpose? Besides, scientists have known
|since like the 70s that dinos weren't like this. But keep on
|believing whatever bullshit you want LMAO
|u/Spacedodo42 - 2 hours
|
|I’m like 90% sure the book flat out mentions dinosaurs having
|feathers too - I feel like I remember that being Grant’s
|controversial research. They 100% knew they weren’t accurate
|u/koeshout - 7 minutes
|
|Huh. Well, that makes me think that someone at some point would
|actually try making a monster park IRL.
|u/Pradfanne - 32 seconds
|
|The original Jurassic Park in 1993 starts the movie with telling a
|group of people (Including the audience of the movie), that
|dinosaurs are actually related to birds, so I think we had a vague
|idea even back then.
|u/crozone - 1 hour
|
|No. They got like 95% of the DNA and filled the gaps with frog DNA.
|Then they started spicing them up with some other DNA in the later
|movies. But they never invented a dinosaur from scratch.
|u/noctalla - 6 hours
|
|It was a mosqu-sea-to.
|u/RedCaio - 5 hours
|
|Op has clearly never witnessed mosquitos standing on top of the water.
|u/helikesart - 4 hours
|
|I just saw that Prehistoric Planet clip of the mosasaur coming up to
|breath air. It could happen.
|u/Jeremiah_Gottwal - 3 hours
|
|Yo Prehistoric Peak mentioned
|u/Czar_Petrovich - 4 hours
|
|Or beached
|u/Embarrassed_Use6918 - 5 hours
|
|Quiero chupar tu cuello mosqu-sea-to
|u/Apart-Maize-5949 - 6 hours
|
|Dead carcass on shore hard to believe? (as much as the dino DNA bullshit
|we take as the gospel)
|u/Ok-disaster2022 - 5 hours
|
|Now that's and interesting question. Do mosquitos feed in dead
|animals?
|u/Correct_Bottle1686 - 5 hours
|
|Depends on how fresh they are I think. Although I don't think
|corpses found on the shore are usually fresh, then again who knows
|what prehistoric mosquitoes fed on
|u/not2dragon - 4 hours
|
|I think Dominion’s prologue showed us it was possible.
|u/Homem_da_Carrinha - 1 hour
|
|But Mr. Odo doesn’t have blood
|u/Garchompisbestboi - 4 hours
|
|They are attracted to our heat signature and since a dead animal
|wouldn't have one the answer is probably no.
|u/Espumma - 3 hours
|
|How does that work in coldblooded animals anyway.
|u/B_Fee - 2 hours
|
|Mosquitoes use way more than just body heat. Male's don't even
|eat blood, they drink nectar. Most plants don't have heat
|signatures, but do emit odors
|u/MISSISSIPPIPPISSISSI - 2 hours
|
|Mosquitos feed on poikilotherms, heterotherms, ectotherms no
|problem. They are sensitive to CO2 and odors as well as heat.
|u/Apart-Maize-5949 - 3 hours
|
|That's now, not then. Big brain time.
|u/thekingofbeans42 - 3 hours
|
|They might, but amber wouldn't preserve DNA anyway
|u/ElZaydo - 4 hours
|
|Lmao the chance of finding that one in a trillion mosquito who
|happened to suck on a beached mosasaur
|u/Ziyen - 2 hours
|
|It’s explained in the book. Hammond basically just bought all the
|amber for sale all over the world looking for dna. Obviously the
|science is guess work of how they learned what species exactly the
|amber contained. I like to think they were able to generate a little
|3d model or something. They were probably just as surprised to get
|such a large creature.
|u/Vis-hoka - 6 hours
|
|The way that woman died to this monster was so needlessly cruel.
|u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year - 6 hours
|
|I heard the actress had a ton of fun filming the scene though,
|especially the scenes in the acrobatic rig which they then
|greenscreened the backgrounds in etc.
|u/helikesart - 4 hours
|
|Imagine this: you’ve been grinding in Hollywood for 10 years,
|bussing tables, landing small parts, and waiting for your big break.
|Then your agent comes to you with the news: You’ve got a role in the
|new Jurassic Park movie. You’ll look stunning, play a character with
|a British accent who’s engaged and genuinely likable. Amazing,
|right? You’ll get to perform a wire rig stunt. Awesome. You’ll do a
|water stunt in a dunk tank. Eat your heart out Tom Cruise. And your
|character’s death? It’ll be so iconic, people will still be
|passionately debating and discussing it a decade later. Whats not to
|love?
|u/IDontKnowHowToPM - 4 hours
|
|> a decade later How dare you do that math
|u/syrianfries - 4 hours
|
|I think the actress also wanted her death to be as violent as
|possible
|u/helikesart - 4 hours
|
|She sounds fun.
|u/annaftw - 3 hours
|
|She was already big to me 😔 she’s a bbc actress, she was in Merlin
|as a main character.
|u/Enough-Ad-2960 - 3 hours
|
|Ah I thought she looked familiar
|u/helikesart - 3 hours
|
|Oh darn. I had always meant to check out that show. No offense
|intended.
|u/annaftw - 3 hours
|
|Oh haha it’s all good!
|u/BroItsJesus - 32 minutes
|
|Don't do that to yourself. The ending. I'll never get those
|years back
|u/Albacurious - 3 hours
|
|A what actress?
|u/jrbriggs89 - 2 hours
|
|That’s enough internet for you today
|u/South-by-north - 3 hours
|
|She not only had fun, but she specifically requested to be killed
|that way.
|u/RedCaio - 5 hours
|
|Perhaps a little but people overreacted to her death scene so the next
|films overcompensated and only had cartoonish villains die. Which is
|less fun. Nothing wrong with dinosaurs eating innocent extras. That’s
|kinda why we’re here.
|u/warbastard - 2 hours
|
|IMO a good monster/disaster movie shows innocent extras getting
|murked. It makes fear of the monsters/disaster more real if ordinary
|people are getting slammed as those people could be any one of us.
|u/spooderfbi - 46 minutes
|
|It’s weird how the kids show on Netflix, camp Cretaceous, had more
|innocent ppl dying and deaths in general than the movies after JW1.
|And honestly the show is better than those 2 movies
|u/StreetReporter - 5 hours
|
|I’m pretty sure the actress learned her character was going to die, so
|she asked for it to be extremely over the top
|u/misho8723 - 1 hour
|
|Shame that the JP-JW movies needed to be PG so apart from the first
|movies there was very little blood and gore, if any
|u/Fallowman09 - 5 hours
|
|It was because she was the first named female death in a Jurassic park
|movie, so she actually requested that it was over the top and violent.
|u/admiralargon - 6 hours
|
|I was so excited for this movie but it literally can't watch it
|without shit talking every scene. For instance the flying dinosaur
|that attacked her had a beak likely adapted for scooping fish would
|likely have no reason to attack her because she was almost the same
|size as her. literally wouldn't be able to fly with her and why the
|fuck did it try to dunk her like a fucking donut. As the flying
|dinosaur is probably flying for freedom after escaping that way
|overcrowded enclosure. And I know they were going for the SeaWorld
|but there is not nearly enough space to prevent that big swimming
|bastard from breaching and crushing the entire crowd in like 5
|seconds.
|u/LapisW - 5 hours
|
|Didn't it dunk her because she was just too heavy for it, assuming i
|know what scene you're talking about the bird was barely able to
|stay in the air with her
|u/dummypod - 4 hours
|
|All the more reason for them to just ignore her. If the small
|flying dinos have to attack humans they'd probably go for children
|first.
|u/LapisW - 4 hours
|
|Well, obviously, but idk maybe they never felt the thrill of the
|hunt before?
|u/an-existing-being - 4 hours
|
|Yeah thats it. They make a big deal about the Indominus
|finding its place on the food chain when it escaped. The
|flying fucks are no different.
|u/Fallowman09 - 5 hours
|
|Because she was the first named female death in a Jurassic park
|film. So to celebrate that they made it super violent and cruel. The
|actress even asked for it to be like that.
|u/littlebloodmage - 5 hours
|
|She was named?
|u/Fallowman09 - 5 hours
|
|Yeah but I forgor 💀
|u/Dr-McLuvin - 5 hours
|
|Her name was Janet
|u/GoGoGyroZeppeli - 5 hours
|
|Her name was Zara.
|u/Desperate_Passage_35 - 4 hours
|
|Her name was Zara Paulson
|u/valdebenitose - 3 hours
|
|and now her watch has ended
|u/Mirapple - 2 hours
|
|Zara Young was the character, Katie McGrath was the actress also
|know for her roles as Lena Luthor is the CW Supergirl show and
|Morgana in BBC's Merlin.
|u/not2dragon - 4 hours
|
|Where was the first unnamed? Lost world?
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|Yep, the kid
|u/not2dragon - 1 hour
|
|Oh, the raptor gymnastics? Dinosaurs die in JP1 so... Also,
|human kid? I think they lived. There was info about this...
|u/extraboredinary - 5 hours
|
|The carnivorous dinosaurs always act like slasher movie villains.
|Regardless of how much food is available or how recently they have
|eaten, they will hunt and kill nonstop.
|u/SurlyBuddha - 4 hours
|
|This has always bothered me. Trex already chewing down on a steggo
|carcass when a human wanders by? Let’s run and chase and kill the
|human!
|u/wanna_be_green8 - 2 hours
|
|Have you ever observed chickens? Because they prove your second
|sentence true.
|u/K3egan - 4 hours
|
|I mean the Dino that scooped her also had no need to be 20 feet from
|a Starbucks
|u/fish_petter - 3 hours
|
|Animals aren't always experts at everything they do. I've been a
|park ranger for about 10 years now and can't begin to tell you the
|amount of dipshittery I've seen in the animal kingdom. I saw a
|snake dead from trying to eat a fish that was way too big. Bison
|falling into lethal hot springs--or possibly more accurately in this
|case-- juvenile animals learning to hunt and not being that great at
|it. Once I witnessed a small weasel trying to take down a
|California ground squirrel twice it's size, shredding it to ribbons
|while it screeched bloody murder. The pterodactyl probably just
|wasn't a genius.
|u/Reverse_Necromancer - 4 hours
|
|I think you're forgetting that animals are fucking stupid. The
|dunking is literally the consequence of its stupidity, not being
|able to lift it's prey
|u/Umicil - 4 hours
|
|> the flying dinosaur that attacked her had a beak likely adapted
|for scooping fish You really undercut your supposedly scientific
|sounding argument when you describe a pterosaur as a "dinosaur" when
|they famously were not dinosaurs. It shows right off the bat that
|you don't know what you are talking about. For the record,
|Quetzalcoatlus was **the size of a giraffe**, was fully capable
|flight, and was a predator that probably stalked and ate terrestrial
|animals. It was large enough that it's plausible it could still fly
|with the additional weight of a small human. Quetzalcoatlus is
|basically a small plane that eats.
|u/ClosetDouche - 3 hours
|
|>Quetzalcoatlus was the size of a giraffe, was fully capable
|flight You mean to tell me dinosaurs weighed one ton and could
|still fly
|u/Umicil - 3 hours
|
|Again, they were **not dinosaurs**. Flying animals tend to be
|much lighter than terrestrial animals of similar height and
|length. Quetzalcoatlus is believed to have stood as tall as a
|giraffe, but likely had hollow bones and a leaner build that
|made it lighter to assist in flight. Even so, they may have
|weighed over 500 pounds.
|u/Zorafin - 4 hours
|
|It really annoyed me all the times the dinosaurs were running for
|their lives, but just had to risk their lives for a little snack
|while they did
|u/AdministrationShot62 - 4 hours
|
|Youd be no fun at partys
|u/Megneous - 2 hours
|
|> For instance the flying dinosaur ... Pterosaurs were not
|dinosaurs. They were flying reptiles.
|u/rhysdog1 - 34 minutes
|
|easily explainable. it never intended to eat her it was only
|interested in causing her pain.
|u/Invincible-Nuke - 5 hours
|
|If I remember correctly, they specifically did this because it was the
|first female death in the series so they wanted to make it special
|u/ShredMyMeatball - 5 hours
|
|That scene honestly made me feel panic for a moment. Kudos to it
|being effective, but, like, why her? She was just watching some rich
|fuckers children.
|u/the_crepuscular_one - 5 hours
|
|Well, I doubt the dinosaurs care if she *deserved* it.
|u/ShredMyMeatball - 5 hours
|
|Yeah, but the dinosaurs aren't the directors.
|u/Germane_Corsair - 5 hours
|
|Do characters always need to be evil to die?
|u/ShredMyMeatball - 5 hours
|
|No, not at all, but she literally got the most gruesome death
|in the film. Everything after that was fucking nothing.
|u/Germane_Corsair - 4 hours
|
|Don’t quote me on it but I heard it was over the top like
|that because she’s supposed to be the first female named
|character death. That and Katie McGrath loved the idea
|and specifically requested to go all in.
|u/Zoren-Tradico - 3 hours
|
|Well... Technically... First Jurassic park movie, first 5
|minutes with the raptor cage, is a scene usually forgotten,
|but a very innocent poor extra is brutally mauled by a
|raptor for the single purpose to give us the chills
|u/TheLukeHines - 4 hours
|
|I thought that was so weird when I first watched it but in hindsight I
|actually really like that scene. It’s a story about dinosaurs escaping
|and causing havoc, it’s realistic that innocent bystanders would get
|killed in horrific ways and not just the villains who “deserve it”.
|Watching that final shot of her trying to climb out of its mouth as it
|closes and swallows her gives me chills from how terrifying the
|situation is to think about. I’m a fan of a scene that can evoke
|emotion from me like that.
|u/_meaty_ochre_ - 5 hours
|
|It’s the only part of the movie I remember.
|u/AardvarkIll6079 - 4 hours
|
|The actress requested it.
|u/misho8723 - 1 hour
|
|So the other characters that died to dinos in previous movies weren't
|cruel? Why are people so pissed at this death but not about the
|previous ones, where even good guys got eating by them? Eddie in JP2
|was helping the main characters to save their lives and what did he
|get for all that ? Violently torn in half by two T-Rexs .. but yeah,
|let's get pissed at a nameless character death in another JP-JW
|movie.. so stupid
|u/IPlayMidLane - 4 hours
|
|this subreddit frequently reminds me how many people don't actually
|listen to the movie before complaining. The entire plot of the movie
|was that they were making shit up for public appeal and that realistic
|dinosaurs are not what people want, so they hand crafted an omega god
|dinosaur which got loose. No, the movie is not trying to imply that a
|mosquito obtained blood from a mosasaur
|u/Plastic_Impression54 - 4 hours
|
|Well it is shitty movie details, that’s kinda the whole point… missing
|the point
|u/Ozzie_Dragon97 - 2 hours
|
|The promotional website for the film even said explicitly that in-
|universe, InGen had to invent a new method of extending DNA from
|fossils of marine reptiles because they couldn’t use mosquitoes.
|u/MyLittleDashie7 - 2 hours
|
|In fairness, it came out almost a decade ago now. If you watched the
|film once, and didn't enjoy it you probably aren't going to remember
|it in enough detail to see what's wrong with this post.
|u/spinosaurs70 - 6 hours
|
|It had to surface to breathe, so not that stupid?
|u/Educational_Card_219 - 6 hours
|
|It has incredibly thick skin
|u/patrickswayzemullet - 6 hours
|
|At this movies point the scientists probably were beyond cloning and
|just creating based on incomplete DNA and fossils. They mentioned
|this briefly about how they edited some appearances anyway. I dont
|know why they didnt talk about which dinos were clones and which
|ones were created closer to from scratch
|u/spinosaurs70 - 6 hours
|
|Not be equally pedantic but it wasn't a dinosaur either.
|u/Theta33 - 2 hours
|
|counterpoint, incredibly large mosquitoes
|u/lolweakbro - 12 minutes
|
|As opposed to the notoriously thin-skinned Tyrannosaurus Rex?
|u/Matt_McT - 6 hours
|
|Did it surface in shallow fresh water, like a pond or swamp?
|u/spinosaurs70 - 6 hours
|
|It lived nearshore, so it be bitten by a mosquito still isn’t that
|unlucky.
|u/Fallowman09 - 5 hours
|
|Yeah and it had multi inch think armour scaly skin
|u/Germane_Corsair - 4 hours
|
|You could probably explain that away by saying it was injured or
|it’s corpse washed ashore and devoured.
|u/Fallowman09 - 5 hours
|
|Nope they were 17-ish meters long. They lived near the shore, but
|not that close
|u/Cwardy7 - 5 hours
|
|Maybe the Mosquito got it when it jumped out of the water to eat
|something. It was flying extra fast
|u/J0E_Blow - 2 hours
|
|Fastest, hardest sucking mosquito during all the Cretaceous.
|u/fiftyseven - 1 hour
|
|but enough about OP's mother
|u/Misragoth - 4 hours
|
|If you go by the book, they also get DNA from fossils. They just prefer
|the amber since its easier and there is less guess work to fill in the
|gaps. So maybe they had some fossils of a mosasaur
|u/PotatoOnMars - 3 hours
|
|Yeah, that’s why Dr. Grant is working on a dig site funded by Hammond.
|The bones are going to Jurassic Park.
|u/Norwester77 - 4 hours
|
|Underwater marine lizard\* (No, seriously. Mosasaurs were true lizards,
|not dinosaurs.)
|u/Megneous - 2 hours
|
|Nothing gets under my skin quite like people calling shit dinosaurs
|when shit wasn't dinosaurs...
|u/Quirky-Produce7994 - 3 hours
|
|Mosasaurs are not dinosaurs. They are marine squamates. OP, you
|doofus!
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|I mean, it is shitty movie details
|u/Quirky-Produce7994 - 1 hour
|
|Look, we all like a sensible guffaw now and again at the expense of
|famous millionaires, but I will not allow this paleological
|besmirchment. There is a line!
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|Ah, you see, that post is a subtle detail of the failure of the
|education system
|u/Quirky-Produce7994 - 52 minutes
|
|How did I not see it? It's so subversive, so meta! Absolute
|cinema detail subreddit post.
|u/dwighticus - 5 hours
|
|Could’ve been a leech or a lamprey
|u/georgiaraisef - 5 hours
|
|A lamprey that got caught in tree sap?
|u/Dr-McLuvin - 5 hours
|
|Underwater tree sap
|u/Tomas2891 - 3 hours
|
|Check mate atheists
|u/Puntoffeltierchen - 32 minutes
|
|https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1821292116 Well, we have
|fossils of marine taxa in amber, it wouldn't be Impossible
|u/Unusual_Hedgehog4748 - 4 hours
|
|Not a dinosaur
|u/Aggravating-Deer1077 - 3 hours
|
|Who else wants to be vored by giant fish? Give it a big belly that it
|needs to lay on while it gurgles.
|u/J0E_Blow - 2 hours
|
|Have you not heard of sharks..? They live in the ocean.
|u/orangemoon44 - 3 hours
|
|All it takes is a mosasaur getting beached
|u/henriktw - 4 hours
|
|How many calories would this mosasaur need in a day just to maintain
|weight?
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|Apparently, enough for it to be starving for years until fallen
|kingdom
|u/ArmadilloNo9494 - 4 hours
|
|Madlad Mosquito
|u/Clean_Perception_235 - 3 hours
|
|Have you watched the movie? All they wanted was more teeth to make it
|look cool to the visitors so they just took whatever DNA they wanted.
|Even a scientist in one of the scenes said it.
|u/ShiftRepulsive7661 - 3 hours
|
|the moment someone starts to nitpick this type of film it's the end, I
|prefer to turn off my brain and go for the ride, it's just stupid fun.
|u/AardvarkIll6079 - 4 hours
|
|That’s not how they got the mosasaurus DNA. Over the years they found
|other ways of getting prehistoric DNA. Supplemental material to the
|films goes over it
|u/MrSaturnism - 3 hours
|
|Yeah wasn’t it like something like iron scanning?
|u/Veritech-1 - 4 hours
|
|Does anybody else remember the scene where the redhead main character
|(who refused to shut down the park in the interest of shareholder value
|- but is somehow still a protagonist) has her assistant violently
|tortured by pterodactyls and ultimately eaten by this Mososaur? The
|assistant was diligently watching and protecting the two boys and never
|did anything wrong, but they gave her probably one of the most horrific
|and torturous deaths in Jurassic Park franchise history. It was a worse
|death than any villain that I can recall. It always disturbed me how
|violently they killed that woman for basically no reason.
|u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 - 3 hours
|
|Well apparently it was because she was the first Named female
|character to die in a Jurrassic Park and the Actress also wanted it to
|be as cruel as possible and had lots of fun
|u/JRS___ - 4 hours
|
|this picture prefectly illustrates how CGI still doesn't cut it. but
|it's cheap so......
|u/Smooth_Store_8693 - 4 hours
|
|So does that mean I can preserve my DNA if I capture and freeze a
|mosquito that just suck my blood 🩸 🦟
|u/piceathespruce - 4 hours
|
|Mosquitos are a major pest of large marine air breathing predators when
|they get confined to a small area. Conceivably, a Mosasaur could have
|been trapped in a lagoon or beached at some point.
|https://www.science.org/content/article/scienceshot-even-whales-get-
|bitten-mosquitoes
|u/nopalitzin - 4 hours
|
|It was probably a leech, you know the mosquitos of the waterworld
|u/Misty_Esoterica - 1 hour
|
|And then the leech got stuck in tree sap how exactly?
|u/nopalitzin - 1 hour
|
|Umm... Water tree? ┐(´ー｀)┌
|u/LikeAnAdamBomb - 3 hours
|
|And while they're at it, create a mosasaur of kaiju proportions, rather
|than the actual size of the animal.
|u/GnollRanger - 3 hours
|
|They got it's size wrong too. Megaladon was bigger than this thing.
|u/HandsomeGengar - 3 hours
|
|Megalodon’s size is highly conjectural, as we only have its teeth to
|go off of.
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|There are some fossilized individual vertebrae
|u/GnollRanger - 3 hours
|
|When will they make a half human/half dinosaur? Or sapient dinosaurs?
|u/frockinbrock - 3 hours
|
|and BINGO… DINO D N A 🧬👁️👁️
|u/Megalith_TR - 3 hours
|
|A mosa is way smaller than what is portrayed in the movie.
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|Shhhhhhhh, the mosasaurus has the ability to change size at will
|u/tlm11110 - 3 hours
|
|Nah, they just did the land saurs and this one is a Darwinian Evolution
|of those.
|u/MrMetraGnome - 3 hours
|
|I forget everything about this movies, except that one woman who got got
|by a Rube Goldbergian sequence of dinosaurs. That actor must've pissed
|someone off, lol.
|u/HennesseyHennessey - 2 hours
|
|Are you talking about Katie McGrath?
|u/EmperorsLight2503 - 2 hours
|
|Nah she seems to be having fun in the bts
|u/MrMetraGnome - 19 minutes
|
|I would be too if I got the same check cut
|u/The_Formuler - 3 hours
|
|##YOU’RE *ALL* REPORTED
|u/frockinbrock - 3 hours
|
|For real though, even with me suspending belief, the frickin SIZE they
|made the Mosasaur just sucked; it’s not only WAY too big for that
|amphitheater, and that tank, but feeding it would be virtually
|impossible. And it clearly could get out and kill everyone there if it
|wanted too. And then in a sequel I think we see it under water and
|then escape into the ocean; that thing would fuck up the food chain so
|bad, it’s diet for that size of a carnivore in the ocean would just be
|absurd. I don’t know, I understand they are not going for realism,
|but to have something so absurdly overpowered and oversized, and they
|don’t even address it or treat it as dangerous, it just made much of the
|movie a total joke. Like yes I get it they were trying to beat us over
|the head that the humans were irresponsible and incompetent, but they
|did it in a way that not only seemed unbelievable (it’s more like how
|did these people even tie their shoes and get to work without dying?),
|BUT it also lowers the fear and stakes for the whole film. In the
|original films, you really didn’t know who all was going to make it, and
|everyone was amazed and scared of nearly all the dinosaurs. UGH so
|much of JW pisses me off. Like JP3 gave us this awesome preview of a
|Jurassic world park, so it was exciting to finally see that operating;
|and instead it was just cartoon logic, with crappy Physics and CG.
|u/CocoajoeGaming - 3 hours
|
|Well Marine animals can get beached on land.
|u/jasonite - 3 hours
|
|Love it!
|u/sylva748 - 3 hours
|
|Kind of wrong. Rewatch the first Jurassic Park movie. The mosquito bit a
|random dinosaur. Then, like with the Human Genome Project. The
|geneticists at Injen were able to make a Genome for all dinosaurs. Using
|various reptile and amphibian DNA to fill in the gaps. By doing specific
|gene splicing and selection, they can potentially clone any known
|Dinosaur species. Of course, this has many failures in the process.
|Which we can see when in Jurassic Park 3, the Kirbys come across all
|those failed dinosaur clones in the abandoned lab in the large vats. Of
|course this also led the scientists in the new park in Jurassic
|World(Movie 4) to play god and create the Indominous Rex. A dinosaur
|that never existed and was created solely with genetic science. Which
|exactly what Jeff Goldblum's character in the first movie warned the
|original Park would eventually happen. "Well, your scientists were too
|busy thinking if they could that they didn't stop to think if they
|should!"
|u/maroonmenace - 3 hours
|
|NOOO THE BLAHAJ poor baby. Now the boymoders are crying op
|u/HandsomeGengar - 3 hours
|
|In the present day (2024) some people still think that mosasaurs were
|dinosaurs, this is a subtle reference to the failure of our education
|system.
|u/FloppyWoppyPenis - 3 hours
|
|Could have gotten beached.
|u/elbarto359 - 3 hours
|
|Bingo! Dino DNA!
|u/---Keith--- - 3 hours
|
|Didn't they have anomolocaris or something that swam around and would
|bite other animals? Maybe the blood was from that
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|I mean, considering that water trees allow them to get strapped in
|amber. It's plausible
|u/CheatsySnoops - 3 hours
|
|Ermm ackshually, it is a marine lizard! In all seriousness, it
|could’ve been argued to be a case of a surfacing mosasaur getting poked.
|Odds are slim, but not impossible.
|u/Westaufel - 3 hours
|
|And that’s the only useful thing done by a mosquito. Little bastards.
|u/EUIVAlexander - 3 hours
|
|Mosasaur isn’t even a dinosaur :(
|u/Shacky_Rustleford - 2 hours
|
|Um actually a mosasaur isn't a dinosaur
|u/Thorolhugil - 2 hours
|
|Calling it a dinosaur also fits into this fact. Mosasaurs were giant
|marine Komodo dragons. Scent organ on the tongue and all.
|u/mechshark - 2 hours
|
|Bruh lol
|u/Megneous - 2 hours
|
|Mosasaurs were not dinosaurs. They were marine reptiles. Not dinosaurs.
|u/Malewis89 - 2 hours
|
|DNA doesn’t actually last more than 1000 or so years. So the entire
|franchise is pretty much fantasy.
|u/Ry0K3N - 2 hours
|
|If you have read the Jurassic Park book you would know they not just
|used mosqitos to get DNA but grinded down fossils to extract any
|reamaining DNA.
|u/fumphdik - 2 hours
|
|Dang, mosquito larvae sucking blood now?!
|u/fatherthesons - 2 hours
|
|Hey look there was a lot of mosquitos and apparently there was a time
|period where mosasaurs just ruled everything. Odds are a mosquito would
|have been able to bite one when it was on the surface as they did
|breathe air. Then that mosquito got trapped in sap and turned to amber
|for 500000 years. I just don’t see the logic gap here…
|u/JimJohnman - 2 hours
|
|Beyond all the points others have made here, isn't there a plot point in
|JW2 that shows they can also get DNA from bone? Yes, yes I know
|fossilisation would have destroyed any DNA but let's say a bone washed
|ashore and got preserved in permafrost, or mud, or coupon day or
|something. The entire series is built on suspension of disbelief.
|Dislike the movie if you want but don't act like this is incongruous
|with the lore.
|u/nerd_bro_ - 2 hours
|
|hahahaha I never thought about that until now. So funny
|u/Eliseo120 - 2 hours
|
|Did you even watch the movie? They just sorta made whatever they wanted.
|u/LaunchGap - 2 hours
|
|it's bad science but let us have the possibility of dinosaurs among us.
|it's one of the best movies since movie creation.
|u/zoki671 - 2 hours
|
|Why they didnt clone the mosquitos
|u/HAILSTORMBREAD - 2 hours
|
|Maybe they got a prehistoric leech or lamprey frozen in ice that has
|mosasaurus dna. Either that, or prehistoric mosquitoes can swim
|underwater which just makes dinosaur times even horrifying.
|u/Echo__227 - 2 hours
|
|I loved the Jurassic Park book as a kid, studied paleontology and
|medicine in college, and as an adult am grappling with the reality of
|Crichton being a shitty pulp novelist
|u/Independent_Pie_1368 - 2 hours
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|After 65 million years, the fossil became dust as all relevant DNA is
|gone.
|u/12thshadow - 2 hours
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|Shitty extra detail: Mosa is latin for Maas, Meuse, a river that runs
|from France to the netherlands. I live near it, and I can garantuee you
|that this mosasaurus would not fit in the Mosa.
|u/dino_drawings - 2 hours
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|There is a canon different way they got the mosasaurus and some other
|stuff(never said in the movie…). I don’t remember what it was tho.
|u/Resolution-Honest - 2 hours
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|Mosasaur isn't a dinosaur. It is a big lizard related to modern monitor
|lizards.
|u/FinedIntern - 2 hours
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|I just constantly feel stupid…. Is it the mosquitoes from Alaska that
|are able to go under water since they live in wet climates? Only thing
|that could actually explains that occurring
|u/Jumpy_Fish333 - 2 hours
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|Brilliant!
|u/Booze-and-porn - 2 hours
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|In the scheme of that movie, it’s a believable detail
|u/Adorable_Werewolf_82 - 2 hours
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|Correction: It was bitten by a Mosa-quito.
|u/ArcticCelt - 2 hours
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|They should really clone the mosquito which is the real bad ass in this
|story.
|u/asmithmusicofficial - 2 hours
|
|Blockbusters these days are just goofy.
|u/Homem_da_Carrinha - 2 hours
|
|The Mosasaur was a reptile, right? They didn’t breathe underwater. At
|some point it had to come to the surface, thus enabling a passing
|mosquito to draw its blood.
|u/Broken_CerealBox - 1 hour
|
|To be fair, mosasaurus were generally in open waters where mosquitoes
|were basically nonexistent. Even if there was a mosquito there, it
|would only have a split second to pierce its scaly skin and blubbler,
|but the mosasaur would've dived down.
|u/Witty_Ticket_4101 - 2 hours
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|They basically played god with a blender and called it science.
|u/JosephPorta123 - 1 hour
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|Not a dinosaur
|u/Helpful_Ground460 - 1 hour
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|It's likely there was no DNA from the mesozoic because you now it can't
|survive that long anyway, they made up that story to connect their
|assets with the real things, they simply used modern animals and forced
|them to become these monstrosities as attractions suffering like certain
|dog breeds.
|u/SignificantAd1421 - 1 hour
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|Mosasaurs aren't dinosaur though they are monitor lizards
|u/swiwwcheese - 1 hour
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|Ancient mosquitos were badasses !
|u/martinaee - 1 hour
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|u/Ekfego - 1 hour
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|Clap
|u/nxh84 - 1 hour
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|Prehistoric mosquitoes can dive deep enough to suck Mosasaur’s
|blood!!!??? 🤯
|u/Drogalov - 1 hour
|
|I know these films get some shit, Jurassic Park is my favourite film of
|all time and none of them hold a candle. But I still love the new ones
|just for having more dinosaurs on screen
|u/Airportsnacks - 1 hour
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|Without the mosasaur we wouldn't have gotten the best scene in the best
|Jurassic World, Dr. Wu carrying the baby mosasaur around in a fishbowl
|in Lego Jurassic World.
|u/fyrdude58 - 1 hour
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|To be fair, there are a couple of points. 1. The mosasaur could have
|died and immediately been hit by a mosquito. Unlikely, though. 2.
|Genetic modification means that you don't need to have a sample of every
|creature. We could make velociraptors TODAY by modifying chickens. We
|just need to figure out exactly which genes to turn on and off.
|u/SextonFire - 1 hour
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|They never learn ! 🤣🤣🤣
|u/fartmanteau - 1 hour
|
|/r/notadinosaur
|u/Eldergrise - 1 hour
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|That is false information, dna degrades over time and it is impossible
|to get dna from 65million years ago
|u/SergeiYeseiya - 1 hour
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|It was explained in a website used for promotion of the movie that they
|found traces of DNA inside fossilized bones of the Mosasaur using a new
|iron analyser. ☝️🤓
|u/metalpoetza - 1 hour
|
|Mosasaurs were not "an underwater dinosaur" they were an entirely
|different kingdom with lots of species that existed at the same time as
|dinosaurs but we're not dinosaurs at all. Other creatures that are
|often lumped in with dinosaurs but we're not: ichthyosaurs - another
|ancient aquatic group that were dinosaur contemporaries: they included
|the ancestors to modern day turtles Pterosaurs: most famously
|pterodactyl (who wasn't even the biggest known species). Not dinosaurs.
|Don't have surviving descendants.
|u/DenVosReinaert - 1 hour
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|Theoretically it wouldn't be impossible. If a dead one (or near dead)
|washed ashore mosquitos could get to it
|u/Appropriate-Divide64 - 1 hour
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|My biggest problem was the timescale. How long would it take that thing
|to reach adult size? Or a brachiosaurus? Surely decades?
|u/Distinct_Cup_1598 - 1 hour
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|You know that scientifically this was all bullshit. As admitted by the
|movie itself. However, if you really want to cling to in-verse logic,
|then we can safely assume they used the DNA of mosquitos which stung
|Mosasaurs and ho beached like modern day whales and died there
|u/Wretched_Stoner_9 - 1 hour
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|Not possible
|u/JaffaSG1 - 1 hour
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|You‘re so wrong about this! Clearly it was a leech trapped in underwater
|tree sap.
|u/Ray797979 - 58 minutes
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|Lore-accurate answer: they also use fossils, just not as often. It’s
|mentioned in the first novel that they don’t yield as much DNA as the
|mosquitos. But they can get some from them by grinding them up. The
|websites have mentioned the mososaurus fossils being acquired in their
|timeline of events.
|u/NaaastyButler - 47 minutes
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|Just say you can't read omg. This is explained in like chapter 3 in a
|book from the 90s.
|u/BukkakeBird - 43 minutes
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| Mission accomplished
|u/SkinkaLei - 40 minutes
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|I'll never forget how completely undeserved that babysitters death was.
|u/rorzri - 39 minutes
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|In the build up to the movie I read a magazine with a feature on it and
|the director explained how the in universe science has advanced to the
|point they just need the bones to clone the animals and I thought that
|was fair enough and surely they’d mention it in the film but nah
|u/PraetorGold - 30 minutes
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|Any number of biting insects could have done it if the carcass washed on
|shore.
|u/Ouwerucker - 23 minutes
|
|Here a picture of a skeleton of a Mosasaur in the natural history museum
|in Maastricht where the first one is found top compare the size of it.
|https://preview.redd.it/48nrwxohtf1e1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=we
|bp&s=c13f00379ec3ab9c4c76876e00c53af5f9fb1eff It is not the size of
|half Texas.
|u/Narrow-Department891 - 20 minutes
|
|DNA never survives after 1 million years , it gets denatured and decays
|, certainly not inside mosquito
|u/Glittering_Bid_469 - 15 minutes
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|Lol, African mozzies could have achieved this
|u/FreakinGazebo - 13 minutes
|
|We're on to you Janine Teagues! You and Gregory's Halloween costumes
|will NEVER be cool!
|u/Chocolateismy - 7 minutes
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|The shittiest bit of this fact is that the movie was in 2015, when I
|would’ve sworn it was 5 years ago 😭
|u/J3m477 - 5 minutes
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|What a shitty movie with boring details
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