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|u/Judgement915 - 6 hours
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|I dunno man, the last time a clown served me food, it tasted funny….
|u/BiBoFieTo - 6 hours
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|Is clown jizz rainbow colored? Asking for a friend.
|u/theindieboi - 1 hour
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|Don't know, but last time my roommate had one over, there was
|honking noise from his room. So there's sound for sure.
|u/Melodic-Geologist532 - 6 hours
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|As long as the Hamblurger isn’t with him, should be fine. Last time
|all I got was my drink.
|u/OnTheList-YouTube - 3 hours
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|Hamburglar
|u/Melodic-Geologist532 - 3 hours
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|Thanks
|u/AllUltima - 1 hour
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|Watch out for the 2-person McHeist. Ronald shows up at your front
|door, and the Hamburglar goes in your back door.
|u/deepturned180isdeep - 6 hours
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|https://youtu.be/lz0IT4Uk2xQ
|u/Alarming_Breath_3110 - 6 hours
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|Better Ronald from McDonald’s than Jared from Subway
|u/Allenpoe30 - 6 hours
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|I had a Dasher called Killer once. Don't worry. Nothing happened. I am
|OK.
|u/OnTheList-YouTube - 3 hours
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|It's One Killer! Run! RUUNNNN!
|u/RRM1982 - 6 hours
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|I wanna set up an Uber eats under the name Hamburgular! And whenever
|someone orders Mickie Dee’s I’m just gonna swipe it. 😂
|u/alwaysfatigued8787 - 6 hours
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|When you meet him, just make sure you don't show any fear. Grimace
|certainly understands why.
|u/DrunkenMcSlurpee - 6 hours
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|If it's Grimace tackle him
|u/LeecherKiDD - 7 hours
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|Congrats😉
|u/Huge-Click-841 - 6 hours
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|Yurpppp
|u/SereneStreamX - 6 hours
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|When Ronald delivers, you know it’s about to be a Happy Meal™
|experience.
|u/Newhollow - 6 hours
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|Irene P. Waters: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.
|u/quickpear475 - 6 hours
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|🤣😂
|u/LinkDelicious3999 - 6 hours
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|Better hope it’s Ronald and not Pennywise.
|u/Gumbercules81 - 6 hours
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|Oh shit... RUN
|u/Kresche - 5 hours
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|This would make for a lit AF meatspin animation
|u/honkyponkydonky - 5 hours
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|He is gonna rainbow in your burger
|u/EagleTree1018 - 5 hours
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|It's a pretty sad world if you're paying someone to bring you McDonalds.
|u/Tripsy_mcfallover - 4 hours
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|I heard the economy was bad...
|u/BigBrothersMother - 4 hours
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|This is called trickle down economics. The fat cats affording 2 items
|from McDonald's delivered by door dash. If it wasn't for them, the
|dashers would be out of business.
|u/NCHouse - 4 hours
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|Brave of you to still get McDonald's after their big E. Coli thing
|u/Roulette-Adventures - 4 hours
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|I want a word with that fucking clown!
|u/Revelation_Now - 2 hours
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|Prepare your anus
|u/danmanx - 1 hour
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|Not trying to hijack the thread but my first time ordering doordash
|Wendy's my driver's name was Wendy! She and I both laughed about it!
|u/Laslomas - 48 minutes
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|So how much do you tip a billionaire clown without looking cheap 🤔
|u/Worldly_Chemist7506 - 6 hours
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|😆
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