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|u/Crazydude366 - 10 hours
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|fortunately her stepbrother noticed her... but he had no intention of
|freeing her
|u/TheFalcon633 - 9 hours
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|Goodness gracious, I am practically on the edge of my seat with
|suspense good sir.
|u/DataSittingAlone - 6 hours
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|Dan he pulled his cock out
|u/aguywhoplaysgames404 - 6 hours
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|What is this cock you speak of?
|u/Birkanwar - 5 hours
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|A cylinder attached to a larger object
|u/PixelGamer352 - 5 hours
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|It is of utmost importance that said cylinder remains unharmed
|u/sharles_legreg - 3 hours
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|It's a cylinder.
|u/Gordans_A_Lie - 1 hour
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|It’s a reference to a thread about a dude who got his
|cylinder stuck in an M&M tube.
|u/Excellent_Routine589 - 7 hours
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|What kind of fetishes yall think they are browsing?
|u/Leoleoleozz - 7 hours
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|Anything food related, and bbw.
|u/Excellent_Routine589 - 7 hours
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|“What are you doing step-famine?!”
|u/Apart-Assignment8352 - 6 hours
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|“Oh no… I can pay for my weekly rations of 2 blades of dead grass…
|Maybe theres another way i can pay you…”
|u/batt3ryac1d1 - 4 hours
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|You know they're going crazy with the fat bitches.
|u/Doc_Occc - 7 hours
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|Instead of nukes, we should be dropping furry hentai on North Korea.
|u/GarroThposer - 7 hours
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|I want this timeline
|u/OneOfManyIdiots - 6 hours
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|Watch South Korea reads his comment and changes up the rice
|balloons.
|u/DeficiencyOfGravitas - 2 hours
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|Why do you think the Norks have been sending poop balloons south? Too
|much aerial porn.
|u/Alarming_Payment_185 - 9 hours
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|"ok bro, lets go pray to the almighty lord kim jong un"
|u/I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA - 5 hours
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|Good work
|u/SparklingPseudonym - 4 hours
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|>back home Lol, k.
|u/Usual-Excitement-970 - 5 hours
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|Imagine not knowing that guys in porn are generally on the larger size
|and thinking that's what every white guy is packing.
|u/jtblue91 - 3 hours
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|Haha yeah, you keep telling yourself that buddy.
|u/Mosbang - 8 hours
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|Can you hear the moaning
|u/Oklimato - 2 hours
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|Now I am become Gooner, Jerker of Dicks.
|u/emojis_bad - 10 hours
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|I need the lore
|u/GarroThposer - 7 hours
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|Russia got N. Korean soldiers. The more you look into it, the worse it
|gets. Like how they were falsified as Russian citizens, how they have
|0 combat experience...and how they're consuming adult content on an
|industrial scale. Hence, the step sister being stuck in the laundry
|machine.
|u/emojis_bad - 6 hours
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|I know that. I want the laundry machine lore
|u/o_Sval - 6 hours
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|💀 bro explained the wrong lore
|u/emojis_bad - 4 hours
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|Ok. Seriously, if someone could give the original stepsis
|laundry machine video, it would be nice
|u/Riku_70X - 1 hour
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|Bro wants to start porn at episode 1 💀
|u/SnuggleMuffin42 - 1 hour
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|What IS Internet Porn Episode 1 anyway? Has to be ASCII porn
|on Usenet forums, no? > It all began when Jim realized you
|can assemble 8==D with ease, everything after was but a
|footnote to this acheivement.
|u/superduperfish - 1 hour
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|A young woman is attempting to clean her apparel in the
|washing machine. Tragedy strikes as she finds herself unable
|to extricate herself from said machine. Suddenly, a fortuitous
|turn of events! Her step brother enters! This man could easily
|liberate his afflicted sibling. The woman's joy turns to shock
|as her siblings unrelated by blood instead liberates not her,
|but his member, and removes her undergarments. He then fucks
|the shit out of her.
|u/emojis_bad - 1 hour
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|Again, I know the story and the plot. I just want the link
|to the video so I can watch the original video that started
|it all. I've watched many variations but the hype for the
|original really makes me wanna watch it. So, help a brother
|out and give me the 'sauce' if you will
|u/GarroThposer - 8 minutes
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|That's not lore!! That's the original!!! Find it ok your
|own! Like "Step sister stuck in the washing machine
|original" would probably do it. I'm not looking that shit
|up for you. You asked for lore, expecting a source? Fuck
|you.
|u/elbambre - 1 hour
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|Is there one or was it like the scientific discoveries, when
|the foundations had matured, multiple people arrived at it at
|once
|u/NotSamuraiJosh26_2 - 6 hours
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|Damn North Koreans are on Reddit already ?
|u/Kenny070287 - 4 hours
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|Just the one
|u/homiechampnaugh - 4 hours
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|You people will believe anything
|u/jtblue91 - 3 hours
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|No it's real, I was there, I was the Web Browser.
|u/davidmatthew1987 - 2 hours
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|I'd rather believe they are jacking off all day rather than they
|are used as cannon fodder and very much dead with no hope of
|even getting their dead bodies to their loved ones. Ignorance
|is bliss.
|u/darknetconfusion - 3 hours
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|they will not come home, all part of the plan
|u/FantaFanatic411 - 7 hours
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|WW3 comes around we just give these mfers internet access, they'll be
|busting loads instead of sending nukes
|u/Oli1917 - 6 hours
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|They will wonder what the hell a laundry machine is.
|u/serberusno1 - 8 hours
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|As if any of them are gonna make it home
|u/Filipino56 - 6 hours
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|Oh some of them will but not exactly in one piece
|u/jtblue91 - 3 hours
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|Good God, are you telling me that the North Koreans have mastered
|the art of the Fusion Dance?!
|u/DM_ME_BIG_CLITS - 4 hours
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|Yeah, even if they survived combat, there is no way they would be let
|back into the country after having had access to the uncensored
|internet
|u/FinezaYeet - 5 hours
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|They have to explain laundry machines and being too thicc to get stuck
|first.
|u/DerKernsen - 5 hours
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|Is the joke that they’ll make it home?
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|u/norefillonsleep - 4 hours
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|Those North Korean soldiers might not realize this yet, but they ain't
|going home. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/north-korean-troops-
|survive-brutal-806053.amp
|u/jtblue91 - 3 hours
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|What in the actual propaganda is this shit? If you had the ability to
|think critically you'd probably deduce that NK troops deployed to
|Russia/Ukraine would be there to gain combat experience and to bring
|this experience home where it can be studied and adapted to the
|existing force. Heck, I'd be surprised if NK forces don't completely
|restructure after the war.
|u/Mundane_Tomatoes - 2 hours
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|Bull shit. Do you think Kim needs anyone coming home spreading
|information about the outside world? Those troops took a one way
|trip.
|u/jtblue91 - 1 hour
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|Yeah so all the NK Olympians who don't seek asylum and return home
|are sent to the Gulag?
|u/norefillonsleep - 1 hour
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|https://abcnews.go.com/International/reasons-north-korean-
|athletes-defect/story?id=52961172
|u/Penis359 - 1 hour
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|They ll have to explain laundry machines first
|u/vikr_1 - 1 hour
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|Half of them probably don't even know, that black people exist
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|u/Poglosaurus - 1 hour
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|You think they're going back ?
|u/Intelligent_Suit6683 - 1 hour
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|They don't even know what a laundry machine is...
|u/Aerion_AcenHeim - 47 minutes
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|the aftereffects of this war on north korea will be rather amusing (and
|possibly horrifying) to see... the internet is one hell of a drug.
|u/noel0900 - 42 minutes
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|They first need to explain what a laundry machine is
|u/JagsOnlySurfHawaii - 41 minutes
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|You think they are smart enough to download and fill the hard drive to
|take back with them
|u/boneboy247 - 5 minutes
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|Now I am become step, the destroyer of asses
|u/Mega_Buster_MK_17 - 4 minutes
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|This...is going to snowball into the complete collapse of the North
|Korean regime Pornhub will be the end of the Kim dynasty
|u/zoki671 - 4 hours
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|Assuming NK's know what a laundry machine is
|u/RonHarrods - 1 hour
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|They're stuck in the 80's. Not in the 10's
|u/marchelloooo - 4 hours
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|Don't think they are coming home 😅
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