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|u/Closed_Aperture - 7 hours
|
|He wasn't having any of the bullshit. "You gonna shoot me? Get the fuck
|out of here."
|u/Wulfrank - 6 hours
|
|Calling his bluff was a huge gamble. I once read of a homicide where
|the victim's last words were "What're you gonna do, shoot me?"
|u/Raging-Badger - 6 hours
|
|Bro’s “ex military” makes me think his thought process was “if you
|shoot me, the VA might actually get me to a doctor this month”
|u/cantankerouscrabcake - 6 hours
|
|Sad but true
|u/TheMoatCalin - 3 hours
|
|And the defense secretary pick wants to make it
|[harder](https://youtu.be/6SA2TmZxblU?si=6zjbjfriR7QbUduo) for
|vets to get disability benefits.
|u/Raging-Badger - 3 hours
|
|And the Attorney General pick has been investigated for sex
|crimes and drug use on not one, not two, not three, but at least
|4 times to my knowledge
|u/TheMoatCalin - 3 hours
|
|One is a 17 year old girl and there are witnesses. He showed
|pics and videos of nude women on the [House
|floor](https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/politics/matt-gaetz-
|photos-women/index.html).
|u/Raging-Badger - 3 hours
|
|Making the Cabinet the “Good Old Boy’s Club”
|u/one-off-one - 5 hours
|
|It takes less than that. Man tried to rob a landscaper “I don’t have
|any money” robber shoots him in the head
|https://www.wlwt.com/article/cincinnati-corryville-shooting-
|landscaping-nicholas-kernan/43987658
|u/viciecal - 4 hours
|
|What the fuck I thought this kinda stuff only happened in south
|America It's wild to think that there's this possibility that
|one day, you life will just end because some MF decides to 'just'
|shoot you in the head... for no reason
|u/CalligrapherOwn6333 - 4 hours
|
|I mean it can get much worse. There was a mentally ill man in
|Montreal who got a hold of a gun and started executing people on
|the street. They got him after the third one. It was my first
|year up here and I remember thinking, wait, that's not supposed
|to happen in Canada, what the fuck?
|([source](https://www.coastreporter.net/national-news/suspect-
|killed-3-victims-likely-at-random-had-mental-health-issues-
|montreal-police-5657511))
|u/Evatog - 3 hours
|
|Statistically speaking, you are more likely to get struck by
|lightning than get randomly shot in the head in the US. unless
|you are in a gang, regularly interacting with gangs, or a kid in
|school.
|u/Definitely_nota_fish - 32 minutes
|
|That third one is actually extremely depressing if it is true
|u/Evatog - 29 minutes
|
|It is true that school faring children are statistically one
|of the highest at risk groups for being shot in the past
|decade. Outside of gang related crime in a few very small
|areas, not a whole lot of people actually get shot. At least
|not from a specific group.
|u/Definitely_nota_fish - 27 minutes
|
|That's just sad. The fact that A nation does basically
|nothing when kids are more likely to be shot than adults.
|If that isn't a crisis, I don't know what is
|u/KeyAccurate8647 - 2 hours
|
|Humans are unpredictable animals that unfortunately have access
|to firearms
|u/Visual-Square7648 - 2 hours
|
|That’s funny. I soon as I saw the comment I thought i bet you
|that’s in America.
|u/kolejack2293 - 4 hours
|
|That is extraordinarily rare in the US, but of course it can
|happen. It can happen anywhere, even the safest countries.
|Psychopaths gonna psychopath.
|u/pokelord13 - 6 hours
|
|Quote from man stabbed: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
|u/MrStarrrr - 5 hours
|
|*gets stabbed*
|u/kindofabitcch - 1 hour
|
|
|u/aphextwin007 - 2 hours
|
|What you egg?
|u/suckaduckunion - 6 hours
|
|Nah that was just a scene from American Gangster lol
|u/ConsciousPatroller - 6 hours
|
|"Huh? In front of everybody?" *gets shot*
|u/MrStarrrr - 5 hours
|
|“Go on I dare you! DO IT I DARE YOU! You won’t do it, you’re a
|pussy. Faker bitch” *gets shot*
|u/Maximum-Row-4143 - 5 hours
|
|Enjoy jail. Upgraded from robbery to attempted homicide charges.
|u/Altruistic-Ad-408 - 1 hour
|
|Of great comfort to the person that gets shot.
|u/Boozdeuvash - 3 hours
|
|*by Denzel Washington no less!*
|u/TheIVJackal - 6 hours
|
|"Cemetery is full of people who were in the right"
|u/mydixiewrecked247 - 3 hours
|
|interesting. I watched this homicide take place in American Gangster
|u/JordanHawkinsMVP - 5 hours
|
| >I once read of a homicide You mean you read a meme online about a
|stabbing.
|u/alwaysinebriated - 5 hours
|
|What are you gonna do stab me? Guy who was stabbed
|u/69xX420Xx69 - 5 hours
|
|There’s a lot of videos where those are the famous last words
|u/Merry_Dankmas - 4 hours
|
|My buddy's grandpa had a similar bluff calling incident a while
|back. He's the stereotypical angry new Yorker. Biggest asshole I've
|ever met in my life. He said some time back in the 90s, a guy tried
|to rob him in the Keys. According to him, he just went off on this
|dude and verbally crucified him. He called him every name, slur,
|offense, belittlement and nasty word you can imagine. Dude just
|absolutely laid into him and demeaned him in the most belittling way
|possible. The robber guy tried to interject but grandpa cut him off
|and kept going. His notable phrase of the whole ordeal was "Youre
|gonna have to stab me or suck my balls". Apparently the guy got
|tired of it and left. Gramps let some cops know but he doesnt know
|if they ever found the guy. The worst part though is he didn't
|actually know what was gonna happen. He didn't think the guy was
|full of shit. He was just really pissed off and lost his temper.
|Could have ended very poorly. Now, did this actually happen? Idk,
|it was only him so I can only take his word for it. But the guy is a
|raging prick and the story is very in line with how he behaves so I
|can believe it.
|u/Mean-Abies3819 - 4 hours
|
|My first thought was “that man has seen some shit”. The kinds of
|things normal people have nightmares about.
|u/Spiritual_Navigator - 6 hours
|
|The look on his face right before he says "ex-military" says it all
|u/dontcaredontworry - 4 hours
|
|Grandpa has nostalgia from Nam
|u/bentheone - 3 hours
|
|I did that once. I said "what are you gonna do ? Stab me ?" To a knife
|waggling banger I exposed trying to pass sugar for heroin. It was
|right smack in the middle of the worst neighborhood, in front of at
|least another 20 assholes. I was just out of the office, carrying my
|computer case and all. I realized what I did the day after.
|Addictions make your brain tell you that kind of shit is okay.
|u/Just-Some-Person530 - 7 hours
|
|“Digital world bro.” Lol.
|u/OnceMoreAndAgain - 5 hours
|
|Reminds me of a scene from The Sopranos in one of the later seasons.
|In the early seasons, the Sopranos mob would force all the mom & pop
|small businesses to pay "taxes" or w/e to the mob as a cost of the
|mob's "protection". You know, the classic mob hustle. Well, in one of
|the later seasons two guys from the mob go into a Starbucks and try to
|intimidate the manager into paying these "taxes". The manager is some
|22 year old looking guy who basically says "look, I know what you're
|trying to do here, but this is a franchise, man. the corporate office
|will notice if any money is missing and they'll just fire me and
|someone new will come in who won't know about this arrangement". And
|the mob guys are like "shit... well, fuck... our thing doesn't work
|with Starbucks then... what the hell is the world coming to?" Kinda
|funny to think how the mob's strategy doesn't work on these big
|franchises since there's no one in any of the stores with any real
|power to give the franchise's money to the mob. It's so de-
|centralized. Edit: Here's the scene:
|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gsz7Gu6agA One of the most poignant
|scenes in the whole show imo even though it's not a significant scene
|to the plot of the show.
|u/Time_for_Stories - 3 hours
|
|I live in Thailand and I remember 20 years ago the popular tourist
|islands were all mafia-run. Everything overcharged an insane amount,
|there was a taxi mafia, a convenience store mafia, basically
|anything that could milk money from tourists had some mafia
|involvement. Then around 10 years ago all the big chains started
|opening up and they tried getting into those too. But the people who
|own these chains are the massive local conglomerates who just
|licensed the brands from abroad, they are very politically connected
|and flooded the island with military for a few years. Handguns don't
|do much against tanks and body armor. So that's how 7-11 took down
|the mafia
|u/m0d3rm0d3m3t - 2 hours
|
|But did the mafia just close shop? or did they move on to some
|other form of businesses? Which island BTW?
|u/Time_for_Stories - 50 minutes
|
|The issue was more that it’s already difficult for a normal mom
|and pop shop and compete with the big box retailers. If you need
|to pay protection money on top of that then you’re just
|underwater. So people just refused to pay the mafia since they
|didn’t have any money and the mafia can’t extort money from
|people if they don’t have any.
|u/fundraiser - 5 hours
|
|good post. patsy's brother, whatever happened there.
|u/MadGrimSniper - 5 hours
|
|Whatever happened there?! I’ll tell you what happened there!
|u/stop-mumbling-idiot - 4 hours
|
|That animal, Gigi
|u/IntlPartyKing - 4 hours
|
|it's so centralized, not de-centralized, right?
|u/OnceMoreAndAgain - 4 hours
|
|De-centralized, because there are so many Starbucks stores that
|Starbucks doesn't give a shit if something happens to one of them.
|Meanwhile, a mom & pop shop cannot afford to "sacrifice" their
|store, because they only have one store. The entirety of a mom &
|pop store is one location. The entirety of Starbucks is spread out
|across a huge number of locations and no one location is
|important.
|u/IntlPartyKing - 4 hours
|
|not the way "de-centralized" is usually used, but I
|gotcha...thanks for clarifying
|u/Just-Some-Person530 - 5 hours
|
|Never watched the show (don’t hate) but I get what you’re saying
|here. It’s like dinosaurs meeting cavemen. A whole lot of “wtf and
|well, fuck.
|u/bubbaholy - 5 hours
|
|There were like 65 million years in between the two.
|u/Just-Some-Person530 - 4 hours
|
|Metaphorical bro. I know my timelines. There was fire then cold
|then Jesus dogs (dinosaurs) then monkey men then Jesus then we
|devolved back into monkey men flinging poo but still look like
|Jesus people.
|u/bubbaholy - 4 hours
|
|Yeah, just never know who's reading it.
|u/brwhyan - 4 hours
|
|great post. but I want to say it's very centralized, not de-
|centralized. Just not centralized at a level that this mob can be
|effective.
|u/CitizenPremier - 4 hours
|
|"It's over for the little guy" kinda also sounds like a comment on
|the end of ma-and-pa shops. Not that gangsters ever did anything to
|help them, they just regret not being able to bully big
|corporations...
|u/JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU - 2 hours
|
|"it's over for the little guy"
|u/silverB11 - 6 hours
|
|This is why you never underestimate the elderly. Wisdom over youth any
|day.
|u/CarsonIsFun - 6 hours
|
|Lmao not yesterday
|u/Any_Extent_9366 - 6 hours
|
|We're talking about real life.
|u/Father_Chipmunk_486 - 6 hours
|
|So is he
|u/Myquil-Wylsun - 5 hours
|
|Real as the WWE
|u/Hot_Angle_9835 - 1 hour
|
|Tyson walked away with a big ass bag of cash for 16 minutes of
|work. I'd say that was one of the smartest moves a 58 year old
|could've made.
|u/Just-Some-Person530 - 6 hours
|
|Elderly lol. Dude is like 6 years older than me and I’m in my prime.
|Not really but he is closer to my age than yours I imagine
|u/CitizenPremier - 4 hours
|
|The dude is like 55 and you're all "wow, he knows about credit
|cards" lmao
|u/green_gold_purple - 5 hours
|
|For real. So sick of “boomer” ageism. Humanity has survived on the
|experience and wisdom of elders. There’s just as much unwarranted
|hubris from young people as there is ignorance from those that can’t
|learn and evolve. It’s almost like old and new knowledge are both
|valuable and necessary.
|u/Flabbergash - 1 hour
|
|Maybe because young people have been vilified and shit on and shot
|down their entire lives
|u/Drengi36 - 44 minutes
|
|Rince and repeat for every generation since time began.
|u/Prophayne_ - 2 hours
|
|I typically would have agreed, but our elders let us down in that
|regard. Every generation one was very "children are the future"
|centric, believed in schools, in kids getting fed. Neighbors
|helping one another. Now? Wisdoms all gone. The only advice you
|get from the elderly here is how to be afraid of people of a
|different skin color, how to be afraid of technology and the
|future (unless it makes old people rich), and don't try to put
|children or the world before any stock prices, so help the lord in
|heaven. The hubris of youth will never change, everyone thinks
|they know better than everyone. Usually there was a tempered voice
|having already dealt with the trials and tribulations of life to
|restrain that hubris. Now all of the voices are full of hubris and
|pride. Not a drop of wisdom left.
|u/Calm-Explanation-192 - 3 hours
|
|omg you think the driver is elderly? lmao. not quite.
|u/spider-venomized - 6 hours
|
|hilarious when it's the old teaching the young
|u/Radefa1k - 5 hours
|
|Isn't that how it always is? Most teachers are older than their
|students and so on
|u/cIumsythumbs - 5 hours
|
|Kids teach you a LOT. And self-reflection is only part of it. A
|kid with a special interest or hobby will learn that shit inside
|out and gleefully share it with you.
|u/jx2002 - 5 hours
|
|Seriously, how is this funny? Like, if your teacher is younger
|than you, you should be concerned. Not always, blah blah
|exceptions, but I def want someone older/wiser than me teaching me
|basically _anything_ I don't already know
|u/Just-Some-Person530 - 6 hours
|
|He should’ve roasted the shit out of him. He should’ve been like
|“you coming at me with your 1972 ass stick ‘em up ass motherfucking
|bullshit? Get the fuck out of my car.“
|u/BBQGUY50 - 6 hours
|
|I am an uber driver I have a dummy wallet with 20 dollars and old credit
|cards. The kicker it also has a tag on it so I can see it on my find my
|phone app. Armed robbery (all on camera) say goodbye to your freedom
|for 5-10 years
|u/biggysharky - 6 hours
|
|I remember watching one of these SAS survivor show ages ago, one of
|the tips he gave when travelling abroad is to have a dummy wallet with
|expired cards in it and a wad of useless paper money in, if you get
|jacked throw the wallet at them and bail. They won't go through the
|wallet and verify the contents, to them it looks like they hit the
|jackpot.
|u/Four-Triangles - 6 hours
|
|When I lived abroad I had a special bank account and atm card for
|police bribes/tickets. They’ll say you can pay the fine right now
|and take you to get money and guess what, that’s not as much as the
|fine, but it’s close, and they’ll take it. So $200 for emergencies
|in that account so I can protect the rest of my money.
|u/mlstdrag0n - 6 hours
|
|Jebus where do you travel to?
|u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 - 5 hours
|
|This is very common in the Philippines where police sometimes
|wait 4 months before they get their wages.
|u/mlstdrag0n - 5 hours
|
|Are those the guys walking around with assault rifles? Or is
|that private security?
|u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 - 4 hours
|
|No just LTO or road police with speedguns. They are only
|around big cities, as most smaller cities would never make
|budget for speedguns. Also traffic enforcers paid by the
|city will stop you for making a illegal u turn and try to
|score money. Because the city never pays them on time. The
|entire country if you are rich, there are no rules just
|inconvenience... you can pay your way out of almost anything
|and you don't even have to try to bribe them ... they
|suggest it. (And any retired fat old American with a 1000
|dollars of pension money a month is rich here compared to
|making 8 dollars a day ...) And knowing their financial
|situation I can't blame them, they are just providing for
|their families. The guys walking around with assault
|rifles is al para military, counter terrorism. They are
|absolutely essential here. Those checkpoints plus drone
|surveillance has made us much safer from mword terrorists
|then 10 years ago. They get paid on time and make relatively
|descent money. . But they mix with regular army so much that
|you can't really call them paramilitary anymore. The police
|also has counter terrorism unit.
|u/Romanopapa - 4 hours
|
|Police units, specially on checkpoints, do carry rifles
|and not just military. Even their uniforms are “military”
|style already.
|u/krazye87 - 4 hours
|
|In Phillipines they usually have shotguns lol.
|u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 - 3 hours
|
|The security guards in front of shopping malls and banks
|yeah, we where talking about the armed man at all the road
|checkpoints.
|u/Visible_Owl_8842 - 3 hours
|
|Can confirm. I was in a city (Makati) that I didn't really
|frequent. Got pulled over for running a left turn red light at
|an intersection (the left turn stoplight was WELL hidden) and
|a couple of enforcers were already waiting for me as soon as I
|turned left. So this was a common spot for them to pull over
|people. They were telling me that it would be Php 3,500
|(~$60) in fines and a seminar. Both are completely made up,
|but the ticket itself would set me back because the next time
|my license was renewed, they would give me a 5 year license
|instead of a 10 year one. OR, as the enforcer said it, I
|could just settle the ticket with them right there and then.
|I could've given them a Php 500 (~$8.50) bill but I instead
|handed over a crisp $100 bill since I received a stack of prop
|money from a friend as a gag gift. It literally says MOVIE
|PROP all over the thing. They happily accepted it and let me
|go immediately, probably due to the intense heat at the time
|and they were just happy to receive money. I saw them looking
|at me in the rear view mirrors as I sped off. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
|u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 - 3 hours
|
|they thought you gave them almost 6000 php! A good 2 week's
|wage
|u/Visible_Owl_8842 - 3 hours
|
|I know, right? I mean, I was also fully prepared to
|receive a ticket and pay any fines since what I did was a
|real violation anyway. But before I could even accept a
|ticket and sign it, the enforcer just told me that I could
|settle it right there and then. Which obviously isn't
|allowed under law, but he's allowing it. So I took that
|option.
|u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 - 3 hours
|
|These enforcers basically work on commission, although
|it probably technically exists I don't think they even
|have printed tickets with them at all. The cities all
|know this as well. It's a let's-all-not-talk about it
|situation. Still they have to be careful because they
|can get ratted out, if a citizen makes a video of such
|an encounter the city has no choice but to fire and
|charge them even if they don't want to and are entirely
|okay with not prioritizing the payment of their wages.
|You'd think that the city would mis a lot of income from
|fines this way but apparently it's not like that there.
|When I first came to the Philippines I made an illegal
|turn with my car and was stopped but my wife was not
|with me, and the guy did not speak English. I showed him
|my Canadian driver's license and he just did not know
|what to do next as we could not communicate. So after a
|couple of awkward minutes, I pointed "I am going to go
|now, okay? and just left.
|u/CallMeMrButtPirate - 4 hours
|
|This is like half the planet my friend.
|u/Busy-Director3665 - 4 hours
|
|Large swaths of the world are like that. If you're traveling
|in Mexico for example make sure you have cash for bribes (Unless
|you're in the touristy cities where cruise ships dock).
|u/Goku420overlord - 4 hours
|
|They do that shit in Thailand
|u/corvettee01 - 5 hours
|
|>throw the wallet at them and bail You want it GO GET IT!
|u/lorgskyegon - 5 hours
|
|Gotta get a silver money clip. STREET SMARTS!
|u/disposableaccountass - 5 hours
|
|I engraved my shiny metal clip with “Pure Solver” If I get robbed
|by someone that actually reads I can just tell them I like
|crosswords.
|u/Throw-a-Ru - 5 hours
|
|Sterling Solver sounds like a detective out of a 5-minute
|mysteries book.
|u/Colonel_Phox - 4 hours
|
|Right! You can get fake money [on Amazon](https://a.co/d/7RYWbqe)
|that looks legit to the quick naked eye (careful observation would
|reveal its fake but by then they're out of your life). I wonder if
|the criminals would be stupid enough to try to spend it.
|u/Fragrant-Hamster-325 - 4 hours
|
|Prior to visiting Colombia I saw a few videos about people getting
|mugged. The criminals are well aware of these tricks. They made one
|guy take off his shoes and socks because people are told to hide
|cash in there. Lift up his shirt too. The guy only had about $20 on
|him because he was told not to carry a lot of cash for this exact
|reason. Once they had his wallet they counted the money then
|stabbed him anyway for having too little. On a side note: The
|touristy parts of Colombia I went to were nice and had no issue.
|u/Kinsbane - 4 hours
|
|For anyone curious, https://propmoney.com/ A former friend of mine
|runs a recording studio. and once when we hung out, she gave me a
|fake $20 bill. It felt real as fuck, and I wasn't paying too much
|attention but there was definitely something off about it. I
|whispered to her, "Dude did you counterfeit this?" She laughs and
|goes, "Look at the back" So I flip it over, and where you'd
|normally see the White House, it was a picture of the front of her
|studio, and the "$20" was an offer for 20% off a 2-hour recording
|session.
|u/suckaduckunion - 5 hours
|
|This is a top tier comment - Uber and taxi drivers (and tourists in
|shitty areas) should absolutely have a dummy wallet. The geotag thing
|is a bit corny tho, you ain't Batman and the police aren't assigning
|detectives to "follow that lead" lol. But the wallet thing is a great
|idea
|u/NotBreadnought - 5 hours
|
|They'll dump the wallet after taking the money. They might leave the
|cards too if they realize they're expired. Geotag would get you your
|decoy back so you wouldn't have to get a new set of cards and a
|wallet.
|u/ImNudeyRudey - 5 hours
|
|Ha, THAT'S why my dummy wallet is genuine Louis Vuitton, so they
|KEEP it so I can TRACK em! I wasn't born YESTERDAY, PUNK.
|u/NotBreadnought - 5 hours
|
|Mines elephant foreskin, beat that sonny. Everyone wants to keep
|a elephant foreskin wallet because of the elegant feel and look
|of the leather. Whoever takes it is on my radar till the end of
|times...
|u/is_it_gif_or_gif - 5 hours
|
|You should pair it with a kangaroo-scrotum coin pouch.
|u/NotBreadnought - 5 hours
|
|Way ahead of you boyo, even got the nuts in it still. Roo
|got laid out on the side of the road so I took the chance
|of... relieving it... of it's scrotum.
|u/psychicmist - 5 hours
|
|even if they keep the wallet, they're probably gonna find the tag.
|u/TrustTheFriendship - 3 hours
|
|When I got mugged walking home, the dude tossed my wallet a few
|blocks away into someone’s yard. He took my cash and credit cards
|but left everything else. The couple whose yard it landed in saw
|my address on my license and knocked on my door to return it to me
|the next day. Helped restore my faith in humanity. That saved me
|a lot of hassle with my license and other cards, plus I was like 2
|punches away from a free pizza slice and didn’t have to start
|over. Wish I could say I handled it like this guy though. When
|the dude pointed a gun at my head I figuratively shit my pants
|(fortunately, only figuratively). But after a moment I was able to
|remember to throw my wallet and phone far enough that he’d have to
|go pick it up and I sprinted away.
|u/ItsNate98 - 5 hours
|
|I heard John Green say one time that he keeps an extra wallet on him
|in case he gets robbed/mugged and has it embossed MM for "mugging
|money" lol.
|u/Dramatic-States - 6 hours
|
|You think a robber is going to carry your wallet on him? Lmao. They'd
|take what's valuable and toss it IMMEDIATELY.
|u/Boogleooger - 5 hours
|
|criminals are not known for their intelligence. A bank robber once
|signed for the money he was stealing
|u/Dramatic-States - 5 hours
|
|Any experienced criminal is smarter than you think. Sure there
|are some stories you've heard on "America's dumbest criminals",
|but the average person doesn't want to get caught and knows the
|basic things to avoid to reduce their risk greatly. You don't
|keep evidence on you. Especially if it has no value.
|u/AntibacHeartattack - 5 hours
|
|If you're robbing a taxi driver at gunpoint you're probably a
|desperate idiot, not an experienced criminal.
|u/Pr_fSm__th - 3 hours
|
|You take a tracker card, they are shaped like credit cards and then
|you put one of those custom credit card designs on it to almost
|completely fake the appearance. Hopefully fools them long enough to
|find out where they live. Then you turn their family into chili and
|force the perp to eat it as their last meal.
|u/Dramatic-States - 3 hours
|
|Their you go lol. Handle it yourself is the only real option
|unfortunately. Cops can't do shit about your tracker that's
|"allegedly in a stolen wallet". It might be a tracker in your
|wallet that was stolen, but you could also be a crazy person doing
|god knows what for god knows what reasons.
|u/Pr_fSm__th - 3 hours
|
|Like having just a bunch of dummy wallets with tracker cards,
|standing around ATMs , waving the wallet around to invite
|thieves, so you can later hang their bodies where the world can
|see? Bane-style?
|u/Dramatic-States - 3 hours
|
|I like your style.
|u/Pr_fSm__th - 3 hours
|
|Oh my, thank you good sir.
|u/rydan - 4 hours
|
|Not really. Nobody cares if you get robbed. The only time they care
|is if there is a current threat. Given you gave up your wallet you
|deescalated the situation. Thanks for your report, we'll add it to
|the stats for your neighborhood.
|u/Shutln - 4 hours
|
|Wow thanks for putting that out there. I think I might honestly just
|walk around with a dummy wallet in every day life now. You’re an
|absolute genius.
|u/BBQGUY50 - 4 hours
|
|So far I have never needed to use it. I don’t even have a real
|wallet in my car. I have my id in my change drawer
|u/oO0Kat0Oo - 5 hours
|
|I have a $50 phone and cards on me. No cash. What do I care if it's
|stolen? Oh no. I need to be mildly inconvenienced for a few days while
|I get new cards and a phone...
|u/cause-equals-time - 3 hours
|
|Yeah, I got mugged. It's a lot more than "mildly inconvenient."
|Like you need an ID to replace cards, but your ID has been stolen.
|So you have to go through a whole bullshit process where they give
|you a paper temporary license, which basically everyone with
|scrutinize and have a manager verify or whatever. Then I had to go
|and file claims with my credit card company, my bank, etc. And
|doing all that without a phone is tough... and you can't really get
|a new phone without an ID, so you're stuck in a bullshit circular
|process
|u/ShockTheMonster - 5 hours
|
|To all the people calling the passenger in the back "useless", that mf
|did EXACTLY what he needed to do, absolutely fucking NOTHING. He didn't
|use his big stupid ego, jump into a situation that this ice-fucking-cold
|taxi drive had handled, and get someone shot trying to be a hero. He
|stayed out of the way, he didn't cause any distractions, he didn't cause
|anyone to get trigger happy, he didn't start getting physical with the
|robber and get gramps shot so that he could feel like a "big strong guy
|who fought the robber" when he got home that night. He stayed. The
|fuck. Out of it. Good man.
|u/Alternative_Yak3256 - 3 hours
|
|These people watch too many movies, back seat did exactly what he was
|supposed to do. Only other rational thing he couldve done was run away
|u/emir0723 - 2 hours
|
|I’m pretty sure it’s just 14 year old kids
|u/Alternative_Yak3256 - 2 hours
|
|Yeah I keep having to remind myself of that when comments mildly
|annoy me lol
|u/IHaveNeverBeenOk - 1 hour
|
|Not to mention, the natural drive for self-preservation is incredibly
|strong. We are all very naturally inclined to stay low when shit not
|involving us is going down. I know, every young boy and probably many
|young women fantasize about being the hero in this kind of situation,
|but that's all that is... Fantasy. And, as you correctly point out,
|trying to be the hero here could have easily got someone else shot.
|Homeboy in the backseat did nothing wrong (unless he didn't give this
|driver a 100% tip. This driver deserves at least one double pay ride.)
|u/danofrhs - 2 hours
|
|He could have easily reached around the front, putting the perpetrator
|in a headlock, and incapacitate him. /s Like literally what is he
|supposed to do?
|u/Dramatic-States - 6 hours
|
|Did the driver have a gun too? Why did he say "you don't want to get
|shot" to the guy trying to rob him? I'm thinking maybe he flashed a gun
|on the robber before he said that.
|u/accidentallyHelpful - 6 hours
|
|I've seen this posted 10 times and I have to say yes Ex military had
|a gun
|u/Dramatic-States - 6 hours
|
|It only makes sense right? I mean there's no other reason to say
|what he said to an armed robber. Would also help explain his
|ability to stay calm and collected. He has a gun and actually knows
|how to use it effectively.
|u/accidentallyHelpful - 6 hours
|
|When he says GTFO his right arm is flexed and his face changes
|u/Dramatic-States - 6 hours
|
|Does he push dude out, or does dude just jump out on his own?
|u/accidentallyHelpful - 6 hours
|
|I think the door was never closed and that small s-move with
|the steering and a shove ?
|u/Dramatic-States - 6 hours
|
|Yeah he might have even still had one leg/foot out the door
|the whole time too.
|u/accidentallyHelpful - 6 hours
|
|Honestly, I've caught a ricochet intended for someone else
|-- and If I drove a taxi I would have decoy wallets and
|phones ready to hand over after seeing a few of these
|videos There's no reason he couldnt be shot in that
|scenario
|u/Princess_forbidden - 7 hours
|
|Guy in the back was trying so hard to be invisible.
|u/Bobbiduke - 5 hours
|
|
|u/GregorSamsaa - 6 hours
|
|I’m surprised he stayed in there. I would have peaced out and been
|halfway down the block before either of them realized what happened
|lol
|u/mamallama12 - 6 hours
|
|That was my first thought, too, and then I thought, but then my
|driver would drive away, and I'd be left in a strange neighborhood
|with the robber having been ejected from the departing vehicle that
|I was just in.
|u/Silverton13 - 5 hours
|
|Lmao for real, youre halfway down the block and the same robber
|approaches you talking bout "Where the money at?"
|u/RoughDoughCough - 5 hours
|
|He still should have gotten out and sprinted. The driver was a
|dumb ass and could have easily gotten them both shot. Fucker
|flipped a coin with both their lives.
|u/devinprocess - 2 hours
|
|Too bad not every taxi passenger is trained as a seal team 6 take down
|expert.
|u/jojo_reference-guy20 - 5 hours
|
|He's mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that he's
|invisible to the naked eye.
|u/Dillenger69 - 7 hours
|
|I'd like to think I'd handle it that way, but probably not.
|u/AntibacHeartattack - 5 hours
|
|90% of the time you don't get shot and you get to go on the local news
|and reddit. The other 10% that guy's crazier than you assumed and
|straight up shoots you. Not really worth it imo.
|u/Reddituser8018 - 4 hours
|
|Yeah, even if your wallet doesn't have any money in it, just hand it
|over.
|u/brannigansl4w - 1 hour
|
|Also they can just panic or flinch and accidentally discharge, and
|end up killing someone without intending to fire the gun in the
|first place. It's definitely not worth the risk
|u/TheBlanc2 - 6 hours
|
|You have to be a pathetic human being to attempt robbing an old man as a
|taxi driver. Like is your life so horrendous that the only way you could
|afford to live is this?
|u/Life_as_a_new_weeb - 4 hours
|
|I'd honestly wager that in the other guys' situation, the answer was
|probably yes. He clearly wanted no real fight and had no clue what to
|do when the ex military guy didn't just blindly hand over his money.
|u/redwoodavg - 6 hours
|
|If I were in the backseat i would tip epically once the ride was over.
|u/lime-inthe-coconut - 7 hours
|
|Fuck him. Love that
|u/Siegfriedsflame - 6 hours
|
|you don't fuck with gary oldman
|u/stiffyonwheels - 6 hours
|
|Old man has seen some shit a lot more frightening than this asshole.
|u/bread_makes_u_fatt - 7 hours
|
|After that fight yesterday old dudes deserved this W 😂
|u/wowza100 - 3 hours
|
|Was a robbery yesterday....of the world's attention and time since the
|announcement.
|u/T1m3Wizard - 6 hours
|
|Dis they get him?
|u/14X8000m - 6 hours
|
|"What are you going to do, shoot me?"
|u/silenc3x - 4 hours
|
|- Quote from man who was shot
|u/BlueShift42 - 6 hours
|
|How did he get rid of him? Was it the turn and acceleration g-forces
|that caused him to fall out of the car? Did he leave on his own? Did he
|shove him off camera?
|u/blackrabbit2999 - 4 hours
|
|the robber exited the car on his own because the driver just started
|driving off. the robber can't get out of the car if it is moving. if
|he shoots the diver, the resulting car accident will kill the robber
|because he is not wearing a seat belt. if he stayed in the vehicle the
|driver will probably drive to the nearest police station.
|u/maleijn - 6 hours
|
|It's a digital world bro? 😅 so should he ask where is your phone? Lol,
|but seriously he's a badass!
|u/rp_whybother - 6 hours
|
|It's all so tiresome
|u/movie_gremlin - 7 hours
|
|Dude in the back was no help.
|u/Prestigious-Flower54 - 7 hours
|
|I think the dude in the back was just hoping no one got shot and
|wasn't trying to accidentally make that happen. Can't say I blame him.
|u/Believe0017 - 6 hours
|
|He did the right thing by staying quiet. No need to escalate
|unnecessarily. Sometimes less is more. Realistically there’s nothing
|he could have done. This isn’t a movie.
|u/BobDonowitz - 5 hours
|
|Also a gun only requires movement of a finger to fire. Seated
|behind the guy with the gun gives you no options. You do anything
|and the driver is getting shot.
|u/TheKingOfBerries - 4 hours
|
|>this isn’t a movie Tell u/movie_gremlin that lol
|u/NorthCatan - 6 hours
|
|Everyone thinks they're an action movie star when they're behind a
|phone/keyboard.
|u/movie_gremlin - 7 hours
|
|True, I mean its easy to judge when not in the situation. He might
|have been trying to remain calm until it was time to not be calm.
|u/Prestigious-Flower54 - 6 hours
|
|He also may have just froze. We all like to think if faced with a
|situation like this we could be the hero but the reality is self
|preservation is a powerful instinct and the majority of us would
|probably try to keep a low profile until directly threatened.
|u/UAPboomkin - 6 hours
|
|Yeah I can agree with that. Earlier this year I was almost hit
|by a car. I saw it coming (dude made a left turn without looking
|where he was turning, I was crossing the road well before he
|even came around). I could have easily jumped out of the way,
|even continuing to walk meant I would have narrowly avoided it.
|But those headlights shone down on me and I panicked, jumped
|forward, jumped back, I looked like a quarterback when they get
|the ball and are trying to evade the defense. I was so pissed at
|myself afterwards because I so easily could have avoided getting
|hit but I panicked. My reaction was really surprising to me.
|u/ProbablyNotPikachu - 3 hours
|
|Not sure where you're from, but if it's anywhere in the states
|I'm surprised you could even see. Over half of the drivers I
|see on the road today have *blinding* headlights.
|u/Forsaken-Income-2148 - 6 hours
|
|He made the right call regardless of reason. He was a hero by
|not making anything worse. Being a hero doesn’t mean beating up
|the bad guy it means making the right call in a given situation.
|u/FormalKind7 - 5 hours
|
|100% what if he tried to jump the guy from behind and the gun
|went off? Escalating violence with an armed man to save
|someones wallet is not a good call.
|u/movie_gremlin - 6 hours
|
|100% true
|u/VisualAd7318 - 5 hours
|
|Absolute agree. When you're just trying to go about your daily
|life and all of a sudden there's someone threatening to shoot
|a person, freezing is nothing be ashamed of. It's an innate
|response. Fight/flight/freeze/fawn and you don't get to
|pick, especially if it's an emergent situation like this
|u/banjosuicide - 5 hours
|
|Also some dude having to cancel his cards and have them
|reissued is pretty minor compared to someone dying. I don't
|understand people's willingness to die over something so
|minor as replacing a bit of plastic or, in the worst case,
|having to dispute some charges on their credit card that
|were made before they had the card frozen.
|u/ButterflyInformal390 - 5 hours
|
|Yeah, unless I'm carrying my life savings with me, I'd
|never resist a robbery, even if I'm carrying a gun on me
|and could fight back. It's never worth it, my life is more
|important than whatever few hundred I might have on me.
|Sure, it'd be a cool story to tell at the bar if I managed
|to be an action movie hero and somehow shot him first.
|That's likely not gonna happen though, what usually
|happens is you reach for your waist and get shot within
|half a second.
|u/VisualAd7318 - 5 hours
|
|Exactly. Someone already has you at gunpoint. It doesn't
|matter if you have a gun, because you already have one
|pointed at your face.
|u/RedditsModsRFascist - 4 hours
|
|From experience I can say it's best to get calm when
|you have no power.
|u/PPLavagna - 2 hours
|
|And from the back seat what could the guy do to help
|anyway? Either run, or try something and almost
|certainly get the cabbie shot, maybe even by accident.
|u/ClassicCode8563 - 2 hours
|
|A great poet once said, “You ain’t phasin’ the
|amazin’, while your gun’s raisin’ mine is blazin’.”
|u/VisualAd7318 - 5 hours
|
|With most cards you can do that in like 3 clicks in the
|app now. Bro, take my card. The bank has me covered, and
|you're getting away with whatever you're getting away
|with.
|u/revolmak - 4 hours
|
|I really appreciate that you had a strong opinion out the gate
|but were able to see and understand other perspectives. Sounds
|easy but it's way too rare, particularly on the internet
|u/bailey25u - 6 hours
|
|The 5 responses to fear Fight Flight Freeze Friend Faint
|Edit: changed feint to faint
|u/MarsJon_Will - 6 hours
|
|Wait, it's not dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge?
|u/bailey25u - 6 hours
|
|Only if a wrench is involved
|u/NeatStick2103 - 6 hours
|
|We can all be deer in headlights. We don’t have as much agency
|as we like to think we do
|u/detour33 - 6 hours
|
|That explains why my brother got robbed in new York and 3 guys
|and a girl were just watching, videotaping even! It's cool
|they all got a year in jail. Good Samaritan act!! :)
|u/demonchee - 6 hours
|
|freezing during a flight or fight vs recording an incident are
|not equivalent though. this guy had just froze up. it's not
|the same situation
|u/FormalKind7 - 5 hours
|
|The recording is actually helpful evidence though, and it is
|probably a bad idea for your average person to confront an
|armed person. It is one thing if you are going to save
|someone's life but escalating violence trying to save
|someones wallet could just get someone hurt.
|u/Rubbersoulrevolver - 4 hours
|
|He’s referring to the Seinfeld finale lol
|u/anotherinternetjerk - 4 hours
|
|Ha ha!! Scrolled looking for this.
|u/Drunk_Cartographer - 4 hours
|
|Sorry to be cynical but they aren’t recording for good
|evidence they are recording for views on their social
|media. It’s scummy behaviour.
|u/gamblors_neon_claws - 4 hours
|
|No I saw this when it was happening, they were real dicks
|about it
|u/Interesting_Union_62 - 6 hours
|
|Not familiar with your local law but does that expect them to
|engage with the robber? Because I feel being from a safe
|distance and gathering evidence could prove valuable.
|u/detour33 - 6 hours
|
|I'm sorry, it's a Seinfeld plot
|u/Prior_Angle - 5 hours
|
|r/unexpectedseinfeld
|u/I_make_switch_a_roos - 4 hours
|
|ahhh i see. sounded sus haha
|u/Sonoponop - 5 hours
|
|It happened in Mass on Seinfeld you hipster doofus.
|u/FormalKind7 - 5 hours
|
|It is probably a bad idea for your average person to
|confront an armed person. It is one thing if you are going
|to save someone's life but escalating violence trying to
|save someones wallet could just get someone
|hurt/stabbed/shot.
|u/Slava91 - 6 hours
|
|I feel like I’ve seen this acted out somewhere…
|u/Anotherbadsalmon - 4 hours
|
|Or that Woody Allen movie where the guy says "hello, my name
|is Dave, I will be your mugger tonight" .
|u/detour33 - 6 hours
|
|Since you have no /s and I don't want you to think I'm
|serious, it's a Seinfeld ep:) last one
|u/Slava91 - 6 hours
|
|I know homie. I got your ref. Not sure if others did. But
|I got you
|u/Prestigious-Flower54 - 6 hours
|
|I'm a little sad no one seems to be getting this reference.
|u/detour33 - 5 hours
|
|I was getting down voted for a sec there lol
|u/Throw-a-Ru - 5 hours
|
|What's the *deal* with all of these *downvotes?*
|u/detour33 - 5 hours
|
|Last I heard, , , they don't even go down!!! WHATS UP
|WITH THAT
|u/Throw-a-Ru - 4 hours
|
|\*canned laughter\*
|u/pn_1984 - 3 hours
|
|That's a shame
|u/Pandelein - 5 hours
|
|I c wat u did thar
|u/trod999 - 5 hours
|
|Are you sure it wasn't Latham, MA?
|u/khanfusion - 5 hours
|
|i understood that reference
|u/coleman57 - 4 hours
|
|Worst episode ever.
|u/Otherwise-Strain8148 - 4 hours
|
|Choosing not to get involved in a third party crime shouldn't
|be a crime alone. Videos are good evidence so they actually
|provided something solid to the case.
|u/FocalorLucifuge - 5 hours
|
|No such thing as a guilty bystander. It saddens me that, with
|every passing day, more and more Seinfeld references are
|passing way over the heads of Redditors.
|u/detour33 - 4 hours
|
|Same:((
|u/baddoggg - 4 hours
|
|There really is no hero move in this situation. If you're armed
|you can put it to the kids head but he might panic and shoot the
|driver. If you're unarmed, the best thing you can do is not
|antagonize the situation. You're not wrestling the gun away
|from him from the backseat and that has a high probability of
|causing him to accidentally pull the trigger bc I'm guessing
|he's not practicing trigger safety.
|u/anal_opera - 3 hours
|
|I freeze up at the drive through speaker. I'm pretty sure it
|doesn't even have a gun.
|u/SweetRabbit7543 - 4 hours
|
|I mean absolutely freezing is probably the most likely thing any
|of us would do it’s a complete shock to the system to have that
|happen
|u/Anzai - 3 hours
|
|Playing the hero over a wallet isn’t really worth it anyway.
|Someone points a weapon at me, I’m giving them my stuff. I can
|always get more stuff. Honestly, even if I had a gun myself,
|I’m not shooting someone over a couple of bucks.
|u/No_Rich_2494 - 1 hour
|
|Try saying that when those couple of bucks are supposed to buy
|the only non-stolen food you can have for a week. I stood up
|to a mugger once. I had no choice, because I was broke. He
|turned out to be a coward.
|u/Anzai - 35 minutes
|
|Fair enough. And I actually have stood up to three guys who
|jumped me in Addis Ababa, trying to steal my bag and drag me
|into a closed down street market. I probably could have
|just given them the bag and run, but I didn’t, and managed
|to just do the psycho macho routine to scare them off. To
|be fair, they were all high as shit on huffing glue or
|something, and I didn’t see any weapons, but there were
|three of them and it was pitch black, nobody around near
|midnight. Adrenaline kicked in and fight or flight follows.
|I picked fight that time also, but only because I didn’t
|think flight would work. So I guess you’re right, you never
|really know until it happens what you’ll actually do,
|regardless of what you might logically think you’d do if you
|imagined that same situation.
|u/No_Rich_2494 - 17 minutes
|
|Fuck. I thought I was badass doing that 1v1 in the UK, but
|3v1 in Ethiopia? Nope. Nope. Fucking NOPE!
|u/Anzai - 7 minutes
|
|I’m definitely not badass. I was shitting myself, but I
|knew that showing that would make me a target so I just
|acted like I knew how to fight and did it all the time.
|Like I was relishing the chance, and not about to wet
|myself! It worked, but I can’t fight, and if they
|weren’t all twitchy and drugged up it probably wouldn’t
|have. I just got lucky. In London actually I also got
|mugged, and it didn’t go nearly as well. And against my
|own advice, I tried to hold onto my bag again, so I
|really don’t practice what I preach! This Irish
|traveller guy, who I had bought several beers for
|throughout the night and chatted to for about an hour,
|when he was leaving said ‘and I’m taking your bag with
|me’. I thought he was joking, cause we’d been friendly
|for a while, but he tried to take it and I hooked my
|arms through it when I saw he was serious. I was sitting
|and he was standing, and he hit me five times real fast
|in the face when I couldn’t protect myself, knocked out
|a tooth and made me lose consciousness. No way the fake
|tough guy routine would have worked on him. He was a
|bare knuckle boxer for money, his knuckles were all
|scabbed up. I knew he was dodgy but there were also
|hundreds of people around in Trafalgar Square so I
|didn’t think he’d try something. So I lost my bag,
|iPod, a tooth and consciousness. Probably should have
|just given it up in that case!
|u/No_Rich_2494 - 5 minutes
|
|Standing up to muggers is always a gamble. I only did
|it because I had nothing to lose, and I got lucky.
|u/brockoala - 6 hours
|
|Then why tf did you say "dude in the back was no help"? Like you
|would've done any better?
|u/RBuilds916 - 5 hours
|
|I could have gotten all the of us killed.
|u/Fall-Maiden - 4 hours
|
|Settle down overachiever
|u/ShadySididonreddit - 3 hours
|
|Love the honesty
|u/ForensicPathology - 2 hours
|
|Such a different tone from the original comment, I didn't even
|realize it was the same guy until I saw your response.
|u/Pandelein - 5 hours
|
|Yeah he can’t see much from the back, has no clue if the guy in
|front of him is pointing a gun at the driver or not, and with the
|“you gonna shoot me?” talk, it’s fair to imagine he could make
|things a whole lot worse by making the robber panic.
|u/ComprehensiveFig837 - 4 hours
|
|What was he gonna do give him a sleeper hold?
|u/No-Truck-2552 - 2 hours
|
|Lmao. Your self awareness is almost hilarious.
|u/Garchompisbestboi - 4 hours
|
|I don't think I've ever seen someone back pedal so quickly between
|two comments.
|u/TvAMobious - 3 hours
|
|Be nice, until it's time to not be nice - a fucking legend!
|u/KingJzeee - 2 hours
|
|Funny how this comment is the answer to your own first comment
|lmao
|u/secmess - 5 hours
|
|Lmaooo "movie_gremlin", prob some autistic movie lovers and think
|you can handle it all cool and stylish like your favorite actors
|huh kiddo?
|u/Artistic-Sherbet-007 - 6 hours
|
|If you’re in the back what’s the best outcome? If you interject the
|perp is stuck in the car. Best case is you do nothing and the guy
|bones out.
|u/Chang_Diesel - 6 hours
|
|All the keyboard warriors here expected they guy at the back pull
|out a fucken pencil
|u/eggressive - 12 minutes
|
|Ofc, everybody knows this drill. Get out a sharp pencil and
|stick into the perp’s ear disabling him instantly. Then proceed
|outside and Jason Statham his buddies.
|u/tghast - 2 hours
|
|Yea I’m not gonna get my Uber driver shot because I wanna play
|hero over some cash.
|u/MisterLongboi - 7 hours
|
|Exactly, that's a tense situation
|u/StupidSexyQuestions - 4 hours
|
|I genuinely can’t believe these reactions sometimes complaining
|about doing nothing. I see it constantly these days. The dude in
|the back is a normal guy that maybe has a desk job. What do you
|want him to do? Sometimes being as non reactive as possible so you
|don’t escalate the situation is the best solution. Everyone knows
|how dumb it is to tell a normal person to “calm down”, now imagine
|trying to disarm a person with a gun. Most people who commit crimes
|(particularly in terms of robbery) are scared/desperate as well.
|It’s very rare to get a psychopath that just wants to inflict harm.
|From what I can tell it’s backing that scared person in a corner
|that typically instigates the violence when they have a weapon.
|u/Prestigious-Flower54 - 4 hours
|
|It's main character syndrome combined with that American cowboy
|dream. Everyone wants to think they could grab the kid one armed
|then when the kid went to use the gun they would twist it out of
|his hand and turn it on him till the cops showed up. Then they
|would be in the news and maybe get a medal. The reality would be
|two people with bullet wounds and a kid with a gun running. This
|is gonna sound boomer as fuck but it really is action movies and
|video games giving people this false sense of their ability to
|deal with these types of scenarios.
|u/SV_Essia - 3 hours
|
|Agreed. It also depends on how far the situation has escalated.
|Like, some people are getting assaulted, potentially
|injured/killed in front of you, the situation can be desperate
|enough that you have to do something, regardless of the risks
|involved. But in this situation? I'd 100% expect the driver to
|just give his wallet and drive away, why would I risk people
|getting shot over 200 bucks?
|u/Real-Swing8553 - 5 hours
|
|He's trying not to get shot.
|u/Jealous-Ease6924 - 3 hours
|
|once I'm done inhaling cheesy puffs I'll explain how I would have
|saved the day
|u/DoomedKiblets - 3 hours
|
|Dude in the back was making the right move for both of them at that
|point
|u/ToastNomNomNom - 7 hours
|
|No he should not get involved taxi man read the kid and called his
|bluff. If the random dude gets involved it becomes an altercation and
|this dude strapped who knows where the bullets start flying.
|u/triciann - 6 hours
|
|He was honestly very helpful by not getting involved. He could have
|easily escalated it.
|u/shutemdownyyz - 6 hours
|
|Exactly. If dude had a gun and he reaches around who knows what
|happens next. Him shutting up and staying calm definitely helped.
|u/Glittering_Tea1109 - 4 hours
|
|IA. Everyone knows taxi don't have money anymore because of those
|things (at least where I live) but that guy in the back might have
|that and it's a blessing the robber didn't even noticed him at all.
|u/youy23 - 6 hours
|
|What did you want him to do? Lick his neck?
|u/GarushKahn - 6 hours
|
|ngl .. if i rob some one and feel some stranger licking my neck am
|out of here ASAP xD
|u/spiceofnight - 1 hour
|
|If I heard someone unzip their fly I’d be running.
|u/expsg18 - 6 hours
|
|Give him a back-rub, de-escalate all that tension
|u/Honster_Munter - 3 hours
|
|Hmmm. This is the taste of a weak ass bitch!
|u/lmpervious - 3 hours
|
|If you were in the front seat of a car, and you knew someone sitting
|in the back seat wanted to harm you, how safe would you feel? Would
|your main concern be getting licked?
|u/Clean_Breath_5170 - 5 hours
|
|"Hmm, nice neck." Then whisper to his ear, "Back of the car, now."
|u/PoppaB13 - 6 hours
|
|What did you expect the guy into the backseat to do? Grab the guy with
|the gun, from behind the seat, and choke him out? You don't know if
|he was calling or texting for help. He was smart and stayed calm.
|That's the best option when someone has a gun out and is threatening
|another.
|u/7thTo28th - 3 hours
|
|Bro u/movie_gremlin would've **fucked this boy's shit up**
|u/Little_Court_7721 - 1 hour
|
|Removed his shoe lace, and reached over and strangled the robber
|unconscious like they do in the movies, he'll not stand a chance!
|u/Pokemon_Trainer_May - 5 hours
|
|I carry a knife but I don't know if stabbing the guy would put me in
|jail for life or not
|u/theDomicron - 4 hours
|
|I carry a knife but would never want to use it for self defense
|unless it was 100% necessary
|u/IIIlIllIIIl - 5 hours
|
|Never bring a knife to a gun fight
|u/Historical_Walrus713 - 4 hours
|
|Who cares if you'd get put in jail? You'd be fucking dead from
|getting shot lmao, people don't instantly die just because you
|stab them.
|u/PJ796 - 3 hours
|
|Did anyone in this video die? No. Obviously there wasn't a need
|to stab the guy to death.
|u/boipinoi604 - 6 hours
|
|If I'm the driver, and you're the passenger, I hope you don't make a
|dumb move that triggers the robber's gun.
|u/Standingcedars - 6 hours
|
|Exactly. This is a video showing the best possible outcome. No one
|got hurt, and no wallets stolen. I’d say the passenger did the exact
|right thing.
|u/BulmasEx - 6 hours
|
|Driver was handling it. Better not to escalate.
|u/h3dee - 5 hours
|
|Absolutely did the right thing. Didn't move, just kept everything
|simple. Even moving around could have made things go over the edge
|u/RBuilds916 - 5 hours
|
|Yeah, and it couldn't have been handled better. Too many cooks spoil
|the stew.
|u/apocalypse_later_ - 6 hours
|
|Every single time there's a redditor who swears he would have done
|more. Bro stop.. everyone responds to emergency situations differently
|u/movie_gremlin - 5 hours
|
|I disagree. I mean how hard is it to remove the headrest and stab
|him in the neck with it, then hit the lever to recline the seat
|(everyone knows where this is on every car) and pull him out of the
|car via the backseat door. Then use his own shoelaces to tie up his
|hands while he calls the police. Then a reporter shows up and snaps
|a picture of him smiling with his arm around the chief of police and
|his foot on the criminal
|u/baccaruda66 - 5 hours
|
|i've had to do this twice. no three times. my bad.
|u/movie_gremlin - 5 hours
|
|What year and model was the car? There are a few from
|Scandinavia that dont have removable headrest.
|u/Frank-Footer - 4 hours
|
|I would've punched through the seat and removed his heart from his
|ribcage.
|u/movie_gremlin - 4 hours
|
|Finally, another fellow badass that knows EXACTLY what to do in
|this situation. People dont understand we are just trying to
|clean up the streets.
|u/Away-Watercress-4841 - 3 hours
|
|Exactly what I would've done.
|u/movie_gremlin - 3 hours
|
|Who is your Sensei? I probably know him.
|u/YKLKTMA - 5 hours
|
|I haven't read anything dumber than this in a long time. Dude, if
|you try to do something like this in real life, you or someone
|else will get a bullet.
|u/AverageWarm6662 - 5 hours
|
|You can’t tell that was obvious sarcasm?
|u/YKLKTMA - 5 hours
|
|I got it but my response was about his first stupid comment
|u/shutemdownyyz - 6 hours
|
|Were you expecting him to become John Wick?
|u/Turtles47 - 6 hours
|
|Bad take. Sometimes the best action is no action. The driver got the
|guy out of the car in less than a minute. Not good enough for you?
|Did you expect him to pull out a gun and shoot the guy?
|u/Suitepotatoe - 58 minutes
|
|Yeah I’m happy when others assess the situation logically and don’t
|just mad rush in and make things worse. It all worked out good in
|the end
|u/Shadowofenigma - 6 hours
|
|I mean, imagine if he just grabs the dudes neck around the chair. Guy
|did have a gun, and might have started pulling the trigger. I like
|this outcome better.
|u/zzSolace - 6 hours
|
|Why does this comment have so many upvotes? It’s a dumb as shit take.
|u/mrASSMAN - 3 hours
|
|Hive mind reaction, having upvotes doesn’t mean shit
|u/Aggressive_Cod_9799 - 3 hours
|
|Reddit users love nothing more than acting like they would've done
|something better in these sorts of situations to feed their own ego.
|u/DatDanielDang - 3 hours
|
|Welcome to the internet where "armchair experts" can hide behind
|their screen pretending they can do better, and a lot of them can
|upvote each other too
|u/LookAtYourEyes - 5 hours
|
|Bro wtf is he supposed to do lmao
|u/MikeKrombopulos - 4 hours
|
|reddit ass moment
|u/Sk8rboyyyy - 6 hours
|
|Username checks out. This isn’t a movie.
|u/Basicdiamond231 - 6 hours
|
|Like you would say anything in that situation. It’s called a fear
|response for a reason.
|u/One-Bit-7320 - 6 hours
|
|What did you expect a passenger to do
|u/Spiritual_Navigator - 6 hours
|
|
|u/Chef-Nasty - 6 hours
|
|The heck you expect him to do? Put him in a headlock as he awkwardly
|struggles next to the driver? Without knowing if he's packing?
|u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 - 6 hours
|
|Dude in the back not doing anything would actually been the good
|thing. He can't see the gun and tackling him from behind could have
|gotten him shot or the old man. Kid just needed to step out and fire
|in before the guy realized he needed to leave the back seat. Unless
|the guy had a wire and could choke the guy out maybe... But yeah he's
|no secret agent. Just a simple guy like you and me.
|u/MarkHirsbrunner - 5 hours
|
|You mean you don't carry a pocket garrote?
|u/Azriel0880 - 6 hours
|
|
|u/cucumbersuprise - 6 hours
|
|Easier just to give them what they want. It's not worth your life
|u/koreamax - 6 hours
|
|I mean...what would you do?
|u/throwaway60221407e23 - 5 hours
|
|Damn you're dumb as hell.
|u/Advocate_Diplomacy - 5 hours
|
|What can he do to help in this scenario?
|u/07isweebay - 5 hours
|
|Dude in the back didn’t panic, he kept his cool too. Sometimes not
|moving is the best move.
|u/JennyJ1337 - 5 hours
|
|I'm sure you'd have been super heroic and tackled the would be robber
|to the ground, meanwhile the crowd (mostly made up of hot babes) all
|cheered.
|u/TankyMasochist - 4 hours
|
|He heard the guy ask if he was gonna shoot him, and cannot see the man
|in front, or if he has anything in his hands. Odds would be he has a
|gun, or at the very least is in possession of a weapon, if he did
|anything it would have escalated the situation. Best bet is to do
|nothing confrontational and just call the cops after, he did the best
|thing.
|u/Very_Tall_Burglar - 6 hours
|
|would have sat there till he got robbed. Would have sat there if dude
|in the front got shot
|u/Aftermathemetician - 6 hours
|
|Only gave 3 stars.
|u/vjason - 6 hours
|
|"Trip delayed due to driver, lost my dinner reservation"
|u/wtfrykm - 6 hours
|
|If he were to hit the one infront, the man will also get in trouble
|u/Ok_Scholar9259 - 7 hours
|
|Trash
|u/Kaos2018 - 7 hours
|
|Welp, old man my ass. Give this dude respect , He’s a badass.
|u/RagingWaterStyle - 5 hours
|
|What in the schizo are you talking about? You're the one who posted
|this titling him as an old taxi driver?
|u/Bad-Umpire10 - 5 hours
|
|Op forgot to switch to his alt account to comment
|u/Violetwand666 - 4 hours
|
|Welp, it's a digital world, bro 
|u/waitforthedream - 4 hours
|
|Or its a bot
|u/first-pick-scout - 3 hours
|
|Probably is. 90% of reddit posts are made by bots nowadays
|u/StunningTelevision51 - 4 hours
|
|r/lefttheburneron
|u/wanielderth - 3 hours
|
|u/bot-sleuth-bot
|u/bot-sleuth-bot - 3 hours
|
|Analyzing user profile... 25.00% of this account's posts have
|titles that already exist. Suspicion Quotient: 0.42 This account
|exhibits a few minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots.
|u/Kaos2018 is either a human account that recently got turned into a
|bot account, or a human who suffers from severe NPC syndrome. ^(I
|am a bot. This action was performed automatically. I am also in
|early development, so my answers might not always be perfect.)
|u/Extreme-Giraffe5341 - 1 hour
|
|Good bot
|u/GubbenJonson - 2 hours
|
|I mean the video is clearly mirrored. He’s sitting on the right hand
|side of the car… in the US.
|u/dan_sundberg - 2 hours
|
|OP is arguing with himself
|u/youbadoodo - 2 hours
|
|This bot just replied to its own post title.
|u/What_The_Hex - 5 hours
|
|Looks cool here -- but I saw another video from one of those self-
|defense YouTube channels where some stubborn taxi driver in Brazil (or
|some other Central/South American country) tried to play the tough guy
|and refused to give the robber what he wanted (his smartphone, in this
|case). The robber stabbed the living fuck out of his face, neck, torso,
|dozens of times (all visible on the taxi dashcam), and the guy died of
|his injuries. He didn't die right away though. He'd stab him a few
|times, then insist that he give up his phone. The guy kept stubbornly
|refusing to give the guy his phone. Then he'd stab a few more times, ask
|again for his phone, and he just kept refusing to give up his phone.
|Rinse and repeat until an awful shitty death in a taxicab over a
|smartphone. Don't be a hero. You can buy a new phone. If someone has
|the upper hand (has a gun on you, knife on you, etc) and asks you for
|mere physical items, just give them what the fuck they want. We used to
|do all kinds of drills when I did Krav Maga and any time someone playing
|the "bad guy" with a knife or gun would start the drill like "give me
|your wallet!", I'd just say "ok, here", and comply. Then I'd be like...
|"anything else?", and I'd just keep complying with their requests until
|they just ran out of requests. "Sure, here's my phone too. Anything
|else?" It was a funny way to sort of de-escalate the situation that
|would make them laugh, but also showed, your wallet isn't worth dying
|over. You can just go home and deactivate your credit cards before they
|spend anything, plus dispute whatever charges are there. Your phone, who
|gives a fuck, I bought a new solid smartphone for like $400 a few months
|ago. Inconvenient to lose some apps and settings and stuff, it would
|take easily several hours to get your main apps set up the way you want
|them to be and to go through the learning curve of using a new phone --
|but again, not worth dying over.
|u/grandkamikaze - 6 hours
|
|That dude is just a cold badass
|u/AshamedChoice - 5 hours
|
|cash cab is getting gritty in the later seasons
|u/neusprech - 3 hours
|
|Well well well
|u/Sacrilegious_skink - 6 hours
|
|Driver has balls of steel for calling the kids bluff.
|u/HeightExtra320 - 6 hours
|
|“Your the man right now, super grateful for you” That smirk was
|everything 🥹
|u/PickIeMe - 6 hours
|
|Well well well
|u/iamnotasdumbasilook - 6 hours
|
|Mr. Inbetween!! Iykyk
|u/icarustalon - 5 hours
|
|Not to be that guy, but just hand over your wallet and phone. No need to
|get yourself killed and possibly your passenger as well over a couple
|hundred bucks. Don't be a hero in these situations unless you were
|already suicidal and at least play hero alone.
|u/Key-Warthog-2575 - 2 hours
|
|Usual suspect
|u/Beavur - 7 hours
|
|Sounds like he said fuck you to the passenger lol didn’t do shit kinda
|deserved it too
|u/AmusingMusing7 - 6 hours
|
|No, he says “Fuck him.” The subtitles are wrong.
|u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat - 5 hours
|
|not like there's anything he could've done. i don't think any
|mentally healthy person who happened to have a gun would have killed
|the guy. and anything less than lethal could end up with the drive
|being shot.
|u/eidolonwyrm - 6 hours
|
|Yeah you’d definitely have done the right thing bro
|u/Thehealeroftri - 4 hours
|
|He would’ve played hero and got both of them shot OR realistically
|with that kind of fairy tale tough guy mindset he probably doesn’t
|get out enough to ever be in this situation lol
|u/GuessImScrewed - 5 hours
|
|Unless I had a gun on me, I wouldn't have done shit either. Grabbing
|that robber could have gotten me or the driver shot if the robber was
|armed and would have prevented the old man driving off like he did.
|u/Eternal_Reward - 4 hours
|
|Personally I would have used my special forces gorilla warfare
|training to disarm him with a well thrown paperclip, then knocked
|him out with a secret nerve neck grab. I mean thats what everyone
|else here would have done right?
|u/ahokman - 5 hours
|
|he is a normal person... its better he didnt do anything... which
|world you living on
|u/leaveme1912 - 4 hours
|
|Watch out guys!!!! We have a badass over here!
|u/Appropriate-Self-540 - 4 hours
|
|What would you have done?
|u/AjvarAndVodka - 3 hours
|
|First of all, no, he didn’t say it to him. Secondly, he wouldn’t
|deserve it either way. This isn’t a movie. Unless he is armed too,
|he’s not just gonna have an easy time chocking or punching or whatever
|the guy in the front.
|u/YoBoyLeeroy_ - 4 hours
|
|If you think you could have done something as a normal civilian then
|be happy for the place you live in. Dude tried anything here and he
|or the taxi driver could have gotten shot, don't be a hero.
|u/devinprocess - 2 hours
|
|Redditor thinks he’s John Wick lol
|u/passi_2012 - 1 hour
|
|What the hell man…
|u/Gauloises_Foucault - 6 hours
|
|He clearly says fuck *him*, you deaf bro?
|u/DevGregStuff - 6 hours
|
|Yeah the Subtitles are a little off there, he says Fuck him on
|\~00:37
|u/-thegreenman- - 6 hours
|
|the subtitled say fuck you lol
|u/zehnodan - 5 hours
|
|I never play videos with sound. So I was a bit confused.
|u/RustedRelics - 5 hours
|
|And, of course
|u/Valuable-Winner-1287 - 5 hours
|
|Just another young scholar who needs money for college.
|u/Outrageous-Bowler403 - 6 hours
|
|How can I get this Culture in my neighborhood right now
|u/GreenSplashh - 5 hours
|
|Robber when he gets caught: I was at a friends house bruh why would I
|rob anyone? I don't remember no gun i never had a gun in my life! video?
|that's not me bruh i dont know who that is. that's not me.
|u/LeecherKiDD - 6 hours
|
| Society is becoming unbearable.
|u/Orcasmo - 5 hours
|
|Usual suspects
|u/ktulu_33 - 4 hours
|
|What you mean?
|u/plot_hatchery - 4 hours
|
|They're talking about their race. For this type of thing it's rare
|to see the races reversed. Some would call it racist but honestly
|deep down in your heart are you surprised?
|u/ahmadrules - 1 hour
|
|If you’re actually interested in learning why black people are the
|usual suspects, here you go
|https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_crime_in_the_United_States
|But if you wanna keep thinking like a trump supporter and perpetuate
|the problem, go ahead I guess.
|u/Dire_Hulk - 6 hours
|
|Typical
|u/Rordekis - 6 hours
|
|5% tip
|u/MikeBosto - 4 hours
|
|4 stars “drove me through a dangerous neighborhood”
|u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 - 6 hours
|
|Smooth move with throwing him out of the car. Well done.
|u/SirHenry8thEarlNorth - 6 hours
|
|That fracking sucks! I hope they find the perpetrator soon and throw
|the book at him. Fracking POS.
|u/Eagle_Eye2 - 6 hours
|
|I've seen this video before but the driver was on the right side. Why is
|this video switched?
|u/Intelligent_Ship3571 - 6 hours
|
|“If Uncle Ben was a G” 😑
|u/RattlinDrone - 6 hours
|
|Does it make me wrong when I was thinking that the guy in the back was
|going to rob him After all that.
|u/stewpideople - 5 hours
|
|Should have had the doors locked before dude ever hopped in. Otherwise
|pro.
|u/SpliTTMark - 5 hours
|
|I dont think he was telling that guy fuck you he was saying fuck yea
|u/Intense-flamingo - 5 hours
|
|Ex military. Fuck him. 🤣 what a G.
|u/Planting4thefuture - 5 hours
|
|Loser got caught?
|u/Zpgrl - 5 hours
|
|Somehow I’m totally missing how the driver got him out… just
|stubbornness causing the guy to give up? Or did I miss some action. To
|my eyes 👀 it looked like the guy just disappeared!!!
|u/YouEnjoyMyself84 - 5 hours
|
|I gotta start using that as an excuse when I don’t want to do something.
|“Digital world bro”
|u/mendocheese - 5 hours
|
|You just can't fix stupid. Hope that kid goes to the pokey
|u/CuriousLilAsian81 - 5 hours
|
|the can driver reminds me of the Lincoln Lawyer's old family friend (tv
|series, not film)
|u/mdsg5432 - 5 hours
|
|
|u/IHateRedditMAGA - 4 hours
|
|Of course it's the target demographic... Well well well...
|u/DL-Bi-21 - 4 hours
|
|god bless our military men and women
|u/Flipcel - 3 hours
|
|my pattern recognition is firing up.
|u/t1chilgu - 3 hours
|
|Well well well
|u/Duncan-the-DM - 3 hours
|
|Well well well
|u/The0riginalPotato - 3 hours
|
|Ah... black lives matter.
|u/bbgun83 - 1 hour
|
|Stats don't lie.
|u/XP-666 - 1 hour
|
|That kid's way too pretty to go to jail, hope someone tells him.
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 5 hours
|
|So... a few ways this could gone Differently. **Guy** in back chokes
|the **Robber**, the **Robber** shoots the **Driver** \- **Game Over.**
|**Guy** in back punches the **Robber**, **Robber** doesn't get knocked
|out, shoots **Driver** and **Guy** \- **Game Over.** **Guy** in back
|goes "*Seriously? What would* ***Jesus*** *think of you? Is this what
|you want your grand children to remember you as?*" **Robber** "*Fuck
|you, shut the fk up, Bitch*!" and continues what he was doing - **Game
|Over** Honestly... The **Guy** in the back not doing anything was the
|best outcome. Sure, he could choked the **Robber** and hoped the
|**Driver** would held the gun and they'd "neutralized" him, but the risk
|and the chances of that aren't worth it. Also, it's one thing seeing
|this on reddit while sitting in your chair, but imagine you are in his
|place and this is something you've never been confronted with before in
|your life... The poor guy thought he was about to witness a fking
|murder...
|u/CommunicationKey3018 - 4 hours
|
|Or **Guy** in back is also armed, paints the dashboard
|with **Robber's** brains - **Game Over**
|u/DeusPrime - 4 hours
|
|I mean that isnt exactly a great outcome either, yeah hes a sack of
|shit but preferably nobody dies in this shit situation. I feel like
|this is the best outcome. Hopefully his face on the dashcam footage
|was given to police and he was known to them and arrested. I dont
|hold much hope for that though lol.
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 4 hours
|
|I was trying to be realistic, but yes "*If my Grandmother had
|wheels she would have been a bike*" - Gino D'Acampo Lol But he
|did have two arms, and still he didn't paint the dashboard with
|robbers brain :( I guess he wasn't a painter.
|u/pandu-ranga - 3 hours
|
|Its always some black or hispanic and they say you are being racist...
|fk m indian and i dont associate with white hispanic or black I am not
|racist i see whats happening and try to be extra careful around them.
|There are several stereotypes for us indians too and to tell you most
|are right and you should be careful if u get a call with indian accent.
|This is not racism this is life.
|u/vazura - 3 hours
|
|Pattern recognition is not racist.
|u/Own-Professor-6157 - 5 hours
|
|Old man's lucky. It's become somewhat common for robbers to just murder
|the person they're robbing before uttering a word.
|u/dunningkrugerman - 3 hours
|
|Is there really a trend, or is this just a feeling you have.
|u/freshcoastghost - 6 hours
|
|Did he say "fuck you" to the useless backseat passenger when it was
|first over? Edit: as others have said, Subtitles are wrong. It's "fuck
|him"
|u/FassyDriver - 6 hours
|
|"useless" what the fuck you want him to do exactly?
|u/Signal-Fold-449 - 5 hours
|
|Dont you know bro? Everyone here is John Wick we would have used our
|Gun fu to save the day.
|u/FewExit7745 - 5 hours
|
|To say "please don't rob us", duh, or contest the gun and make
|everything worse.
|u/bloob_appropriate123 - 5 hours
|
|Seriously. People wonder why men get shot more, shit like this is
|why. Hot-headedness isn't cool and brave, it gets you killed.
|u/Orner_6120 - 6 hours
|
|No, captions were incorrect. He said, "fuck him"
|u/weristjonsnow - 6 hours
|
|I think he was still referring to the kid rolling down the street. He
|wasn't over it yet
|u/Kulastrid - 6 hours
|
|It sounded more like "fuck him" but the AI generated captions thought
|otherwise.
|u/thereIsAHoleHere - 6 hours
|
|The subtitles are incorrect. The man said "fuck him." Also, useless is
|a bit harsh. This was the best case scenario. Doing anything would
|likely have made it worse.
|u/freshcoastghost - 6 hours
|
|Yes. I played it without looking at subtitles. It's definitely "fuck
|him"
|u/Pearlsaver - 5 hours
|
|Why useless. What would you have done?
|u/Confident_Nail_5254 - 6 hours
|
|Perpetrator checks out
|u/Swissbasquiat - 4 hours
|
|Always the African American 🙄
|u/mycatispretty - 4 hours
|
|It's always a black
|u/Square-Door-7517 - 3 hours
|
|Pattern recognition hits again!
|u/BbyJ39 - 3 hours
|
|Young black males. The scourge of society.
|u/omgim50 - 6 hours
|
|May I help you
|u/omeoplato - 6 hours
|
|What happened, why the robber ran away?
|u/WellHydrated - 6 hours
|
|Looks like the driver accelerated while turning and ejected him from
|the vehicle.
|u/Grattytood - 6 hours
|
|My brother in christ FOR SURE got laid that night.
|u/Logogram_nebula - 6 hours
|
|Passenger still left a shitty tip after all that
|u/Kiss-a-Cod - 6 hours
|
|Now imagine if the driver also had a cattle prod
|u/kirmizikopek - 6 hours
|
|The driver has balls of steel.
|u/diss-abilities - 6 hours
|
|I can't help but notice the 'oh look at you' comment. It's probably a
|response to two kinds of shocked, the situation and there's a camera XD
|u/last_known_username - 6 hours
|
|POS
|u/Azriel0880 - 6 hours
|
| Man in the back. 😂😂❤️
|u/sardu1 - 6 hours
|
|who carries a wallet or cash anymore?
|u/blacklite911 - 6 hours
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|This man tried to do a strong talk robbery lol
|u/TryingToMakeItBruh - 6 hours
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|The dude in the back. 🤣😂🤣
|u/Lost_Total2534 - 6 hours
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|That young man is not going to want to ruin his chances of getting a
|job. You, sir, have the *right to work*.
|u/Bussy-Blaster-Bib - 6 hours
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|u/anonymouslyHere4fun - 5 hours
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|Dude was cool as the other side of the pillow
|u/LuigiZard22 - 5 hours
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|But did the guy tip though?
|u/thentangler - 5 hours
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|How did he kick him out of the vehicle?
|u/EatinPussySellnCalls - 5 hours
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|Don't fuck with Gary Oldman.
|u/Mohelanthropus - 5 hours
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|Did he get out or fall out what?
|u/Flimsy-Feature1587 - 5 hours
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|Well, he did ask him if he could help him. He just needed a way out of
|a bad situation, so he found the help he needed with that.
|u/Tyrantin3 - 5 hours
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|Im going into the military soon and I can only HOPE i get to be as
|badass as him.
|u/DanR5224 - 5 hours
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|Has a gun but threatens to hit him? It's not a real gun, he's playing
|dress-up as a robber.
|u/mr-louzhu - 5 hours
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|Cab driver was packing. You hear him say "You wanna get shot?" He was in
|control from the start. That being said, lock your car doors man. It's
|a zero effort precaution that will 100% save you a lot of potential
|heart ache. Also, it's a good thing the banger who got into his car
|wasn't some crazy drug addict. Might have stabbed or shot the dude just
|for looking at him wrong. The thug he was dealing with was a reasonable
|thug. But crazed drug fiends and other criminally insane people aren't
|so predictable. So the dude was placing a lot of faith in his assailant.
|u/Ul71 - 5 hours
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|Literal Survivor Bias
|u/gordomillones - 5 hours
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|It's a digital world. I can't remember the last time I had cash In my
|wallet. I would be afraid to get shot for not having a single dime on
|me.
|u/truelegendarydumbass - 5 hours
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|I wonder if the wanna be criminal ever got caught.
|u/OldAsk3025 - 5 hours
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|Passenger: Thank god for you man Chad driver: Fuck you!! LOL
|u/RecordingGreen7750 - 5 hours
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|Ex military is now driving probably Uber, and this fking dogs decides to
|rob him what a fking arsehole
|u/justsomedudedontknow - 5 hours
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|Zero heart. Yeah, click, clack dude but you gotta pull it out. That was
|the worst robbery attempt I have seen in a while Gotta come in like a
|wild man and start grabbing through their shit. G-n to the he-d to let
|them know. Glad to see noone got hurt or lost any money
|u/GarlicRelevant8089 - 5 hours
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|The guy in the back was so chill 😎
|u/No-Librarian-7979 - 5 hours
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|I love that video. Does he say fuck you in reply to the dude in the back
|after he makes the first comment?
|u/jpubberry430 - 5 hours
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|Oh snao
|u/Relative_Reindeer_85 - 5 hours
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|Would love to see karma hot that dumbass
|u/UsedCarSaleman - 5 hours
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|Did he just turn and accelerate and dude fell out of his car ?
|u/renannetto - 5 hours
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|Is that Gary Oldman?
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