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|u/janzeera - 12 hours
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|“Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his
|nucleus.”
|u/CopperCVO - 11 hours
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|I thought we were calling it a cylinder?
|u/DeadlyGreed - 4 hours
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|And rigth next to the nucleus we find his mitochondrion, which is a
|powerhouse of the... man?
|u/chaotikz7 - 11 hours
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|Truer words never been said
|u/alwaysfatigued8787 - 12 hours
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|Because both matches are fake.
|u/Ok-Metro6308 - 11 hours
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|Fr, wish Mike wouldn’t give in to the money😔
|u/D-Rich-88 - 11 hours
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|He just ensured his retirement. I think he made $20M from that
|fight, I’d do the same thing
|u/MontyDyson - 10 hours
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|Fair point but if you worth $300 million before this fight and you
|earned $20 million from this bullshit theatre then don’t be
|surprised everyone’s calling you a fucking money grabbing sell out
|that’s degrading the sport. If you were broke as shit you, right
|now, and getting 20mill I’d be toasting you with expensive
|liquors.
|u/dravik - 10 hours
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|I thought Mike Tyson was broke. Didn't he spend most of the
|money here made throughout his career?
|u/MontyDyson - 9 hours
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|He set up a weed brand that is worth something like $100
|million and maybe double that. It’s just one thing that he’s
|made a fucking pile of cash from. No way he’s broke. He did
|spunk his cash on tigers and bullshit when he was young but
|he’s got empire status now.
|u/StorminNorman - 7 hours
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|Just gonna point out that he might be worth $300M, that doesn't
|mean he can just go to the bank and withdraw $300M. Haven't
|bothered to look into his financials myself, but yeah, being
|worth a lot often times means fuck all for your day to day life.
|u/jeanborrero - 1 hour
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|If it’s truly 300m, no way he’s cash strapped like regular
|folk tho
|u/Seekstillness - 5 hours
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|Sell some assets? What do you mean?
|u/SlashFoxx - 1 hour
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|He literally just did, for 20 million in one night.
|u/ScarcityMany1672 - 3 hours
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|What assets is he gonna sell?! His fists?!
|u/D-Rich-88 - 9 hours
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|I’m sure he’s crying into his hundreds of millions because
|randos are saying mean things online
|u/MontyDyson - 9 hours
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|You’ve gone from “ensuring his retirement” to “randos crying”.
|Heck of a switch. Already rich people being cheered on by
|people who aren’t is the problem here. My personal minor
|grudge against someone I personally don’t give a shit about or
|who would ever affect my life isn’t the issue but it affects a
|lot of others. That’s what empathy is. Try it some time.
|u/D-Rich-88 - 9 hours
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|Well enjoy your war against sports. All professional sports
|amount to normal people cheering for rich people.
|u/MontyDyson - 9 hours
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|Do you read your own comments before posting them?
|u/IMemberchewbacca - 7 hours
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|Hes seen it all and done it all. Hes been through the highest
|highs and the lowest lows. Hes battle hardened. The respect of
|the general public is fickle my boy. His legacy as the most
|ferocious, dangerous fighter during his prime is solidified. A
|fake fight vs a youtuber changes nothing. Hes probably just
|happy hes still part of this world considering everything hes
|done
|u/NWCJ - 7 hours
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|Hard to buy stuff with respect.
|u/Proof_Variety_4208 - 7 hours
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|All the money that Don King stole from him early in his career,
|I don't blame him for taking the money.
|u/Gothewahs - 7 hours
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|I think he is past that after Evander Holyfields ear
|u/AmaroWolfwood - 2 hours
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|I don't blame Mike specifically for taking the money, I'd do it too.
|The problem is we have a sport that was corrupted to begin with and
|killed itself to make a couple people money far before Mike v Paul.
|And a fan base still willing to give money to these people. I'd
|rather just go to WWE.
|u/macbanan - 8 hours
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|Fake in what way?
|u/bisforbenis - 8 hours
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|It’s Jack Black, he’s not really a luchador, but as an actor, he
|pretended to be one
|u/Mangdarlia - 2 hours
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|Old reddit luchadoroo
|u/Thefirstargonaut - 8 hours
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|I remember hearing when it was first announced that Mike Tyson
|wasn’t allowed to know out Paul.
|u/cool_berserker - 6 hours
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|Do you mean knock out?
|u/Mutantdogboy - 5 hours
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|No he ment know out
|u/cool_berserker - 5 hours
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|What does that mean
|u/Mutantdogboy - 5 hours
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|If you know someone out it’s like Sherlock holmeing them
|u/luckylebron - 7 hours
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|As soon as Mike tripped I knew it wasn't a good sign.
|u/chucks97ss - 1 hour
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|I missed the trip. My Netflix must have been buffering.
|u/azhillbilly - 27 minutes
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|You could see it in pixel 6 out of 20, I think.
|u/Former-Form-587 - 11 hours
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|Mike almost bust his ass coming out. I knew right then it was over.
|u/TheMooseIsBlue - 9 hours
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|After Paul’s over-the-top, bullshit trolling into, I said I hoped Tyson
|would just walk out solo, get in the ring, and knock the shit out of
|him. So close.
|u/raflov16 - 10 hours
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|This is where I realized the match would not live up to the hype. That
|could have been my grandpa right there and it showed
|u/OneiceT - 8 hours
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|Imagine the 20M usd, pride are no place to be found for a old man who
|seen life and want to get richer for himself and family
|u/U-Volt - 3 hours
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|The glove was a lie Steven. A LIEEEEE. It gave me no eagle powers! It
|gave me no nuuutrients!!
|u/mildysentary - 5 hours
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|I had to do a double take. I KNOW it’s not a swastika on his shirt but
|damn if it didn’t look close at first glance
|u/LastChristian - 2 hours
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|Yah that logo needs a redesign immediately
|u/Turboindian - 9 hours
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|“Anaconda Squeeeeeeeeeze!”
|u/revanchisto - 6 hours
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|I am I am, I am I am I think I am I think I am I'm glad I am I'm proud I
|am A real religious man
|u/Seekstillness - 5 hours
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|Marcellus Wallace - “That’s Pride fuckin with you Mike”
|u/ASSMAN45 - 2 hours
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|Nachoooooooooo!
|u/D_Winds - 2 hours
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|Why can't we be friends?
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 10 hours
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|Is that Jack Black or Emile Hirsch? EDIT: NVM!Image searched and it is
|Jack Black. **Movie: Nacho Libre (2006)**
|u/Highzakite - 8 hours
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|Is this a reference? Just curious what you mean :)
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 8 hours
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|No, the guy in the masks eyes look like Jack Black / Emile Hirsch
|was wondering if anybody knew lol. Edit: Had to image search it
|just to find out, it was Jack Black from the movie Nacho Libre 2006
|:P
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