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|u/cptjimmy42 - 10 hours
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|Quit farming and sell that shit on Etsy
|u/gun-something - 10 hours
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|yea he should start his scarecrow business because they look amazing
|(i'd want one too)
|u/Hooded_Person2022 - 7 hours
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|Good for decorating in the fall and having a friend too!
|u/101TARD - 1 hour
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|Nah let's do dark magic, make the scarecrow alive that lives to feast
|crows
|u/elhomerjas - 11 hours
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|looks like high quality scarecrow to attract that many attention
|u/EntropicReaver - 6 hours
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|The design is very human.
|u/elhomerjas - 6 hours
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|very lifelike
|u/ExcellentFooty - 3 hours
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|Pearl, get off the damn scarecrow...
|u/DeKileCH - 1 hour
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|Now THAT was an unexpected reference
|u/contrapunctus0 - 2 hours
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|Very easy to use.
|u/Dragonkmg - 1 hour
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|Do not the scarecrow
|u/Difficult-Internally - 10 hours
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|“With her arms out in a corn field that is a scarecrow”
|u/Fluid-Locksmith-9314 - 8 hours
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|Thought that was a human woman, sorry
|u/Zavier13 - 8 hours
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|We go to bed, you doze off
|u/Spellz_4578 - 7 hours
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|So I take your country girl clothes off
|u/thatguy2137 - 5 hours
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|I put my hands on your body, it feels like hay- it’s a fucking
|scarecrow again!
|u/LumpyJones - 1 hour
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|I put my hands on your body It feels like hay ... **it's a
|fucking scarecrow again!**
|u/feltcutewilldelete69 - 4 hours
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|I hope my southern charm is offsetting these rapey vibes I'm putting
|out
|u/Qugmo - 10 hours
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|https://preview.redd.it/w9z4au9qwd1e1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=we
|bp&s=a214ac3870d58039e46a93b618b0149f0fdbc39c Pearl can relate
|u/realhuman34 - 5 hours
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|Huh, I wonder if she’s a star or not
|u/NilesRiver - 1 hour
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|lol is this where that tiktok meme came from? I'm a starrrrrrrrrrr
|lol
|u/torchskul - 1 hour
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|#”I’M MARRIED!”
|u/Toothless-In-Wapping - 6 hours
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|That was a hell of a movie.
|u/PKMNTrainerMark - 2 hours
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|What movie?
|u/NewVillage6264 - 2 hours
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|Pearl, apparently
|u/Toothless-In-Wapping - 1 hour
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|Pearl. It’s a prequel to X. It’s written by the actress. It’s a
|pretty good definition of feminist horror
|u/PKMNTrainerMark - 43 minutes
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|I don't know X either.
|u/stayupthetree - 2 hours
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|Why did I Google this......
|u/NilesRiver - 10 hours
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|Not the straw pubes 😭😂😭
|u/Hooded_Person2022 - 7 hours
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|Strubes if you will
|u/HideousLaughter - 3 hours
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|I will not.
|u/Zealotte - 3 hours
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|No strubarb pie for you then.
|u/Paradox_Peanut - 2 hours
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|Well, someone's strubborn.
|u/scribbyshollow - 1 hour
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|I just noticed that 🤣
|u/Healthy-Refuse5904 - 9 hours
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|In all fairness, the dude has a talent with making hot scarecrows
|u/Tabootop - 8 hours
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|Stupid sexy scarecrow!
|u/ZenkaiZ - 10 hours
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|I mean you could put less straw in them
|u/ArmadilloNo9494 - 10 hours
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|He has a gun. Why not shoot?
|u/zombiesunlimited - 9 hours
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|Seriously, look at the size of that gun.
|u/LostN3ko - 9 hours
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|Because..... murder?
|u/Paradox_Peanut - 2 hours
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|Jeez, no need to escalate like that. He could shoot a warning shot
|or shoot at their feet/leg
|u/Zagmut - 8 hours
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|Taking a human life to prevent property theft isn't murder in much
|the US. There was a case up here in AK a couple decades ago where
|a pastor in Big Lake shot and killed two men as they ran away
|after stealing food from his church. He was tried for murder and
|exonerated. The food was for the church's food bank program, btw.
|u/LostN3ko - 8 hours
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|Fuck the US
|u/Zagmut - 8 hours
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|To be fair, it might've played out differently if the two dead
|men had been rich instead of dirt poor. Oh wait, that isn't
|fair at all...
|u/fatnino - 34 minutes
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|Without looking this up to be actually sure: I'm pretty sure
|that a majority of the US population lives in states where
|firing a gun in the general direction of another person is
|considered attempted murder.
|u/riley_wa1352 - 6 hours
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|Nana you deserve to die if you steal food from a food bank
|u/Zagmut - 6 hours
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|I hope you're being sarcastic, but just in case you aren't:
|The food was for the poor. They were poor. The food bank was
|run by a Christian church with the ostensible mission to a)
|feed the poor, and b) forgive people of their sins. Even if
|you believe that homicide is a justifiable response to
|property theft (and if so, WFT?), you have to admit that a
|Christian pastor killing two people as they ran away
|carrying food that was meant people like them anyway is...
|off brand at best. The last two people Christ promised a
|place in heaven were the two thieves the Romans crucified
|alongside him.
|u/thatissubpar - 5 hours
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|What the fuck am I missing?
|u/lolweakbro - 3 hours
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|The strange implication that it's common to steal scarecrows for
|fucking.
|u/wrenblaze - 3 hours
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|Straw Body Luffy
|u/Mastahyodah - 2 hours
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|Why is this so low!!???
|u/ManInTheBarrell - 9 hours
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|He should quit making them so hot then
|u/Arstanishe - 3 hours
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|We go to bed, you doze off So I take your country girl clothes off I put
|my hands on your body It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again
|u/TearsAreForYears - 9 hours
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|Country girls make do.
|u/Crafty_Bobcat_5175 - 10 hours
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|That's a heavy straw man baby...
|u/Chab080705 - 8 hours
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|It’s free
|u/Drimphed - 3 hours
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|Need a Scarehuman to protect the Scarecrows
|u/gun-something - 10 hours
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|hahaa
|u/RedRoman87 - 4 hours
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|Scarecrows in details.
|u/GoblinTenorGirl - 4 hours
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|Pearl (2022)
|u/No_Jaguar_5831 - 3 hours
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|Is this the origin story of siliconwives?
|u/scribbyshollow - 1 hour
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|"The crows just keep fucking them"
|u/Scarecrow119 - 44 minutes
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|Beetlejuice
|u/Scarecrow119 - 44 minutes
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|Beetlejuice.
|u/magnusthehammersmith - 30 minutes
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|Geehee!
|u/Ashurbanipal2023 - 7 hours
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|Who the fuck crucifies a scarecrow I thought you were supposed to just
|hang them up on a stick by like a little piece of fabric what is this
|pseudoreligious effigy bullshit
|u/lolweakbro - 3 hours
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|OP's crucifixion is kinda weird, but your description of some sort of
|"scarecrow gallows" is even weirder. The "T-pose on a stick" is
|definitely the most common depiction. The crossbar is supposed to go
|through and support the arms. If you need an example, google
|"scarecrow" and look at like literally any illustration.
|u/BattleGirlChris - 4 hours
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|To be fair, those are some thick ass scarecrows
|u/iridescentrae - 9 hours
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|Gross, and the little heehee or whatever at the end is gross too
|u/Jonno_FTW - 3 hours
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|You can just say you're jealous of the scarecrow
|u/iridescentrae - 3 hours
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|Believe whatever you want to believe, I guess?
|u/Gurn-Blanston - 3 hours
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|yer mum is gross
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