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|u/punbelievable1 - 10 hours
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|Big if true
|u/RadlogLutar - 6 hours
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|Now, Cleo needs to make a video on this Edit: Cleo Abram
|u/SilverSpark422 - 3 hours
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|Cleopatra?
|u/Bhagwan9797 - 1 hour
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|No, Miss Cleo the psychic
|u/chapl66 - 58 minutes
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|Call me now
|u/meee_51 - 4 hours
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|Zombie Cleo the Minecraft YouTuber?
|u/errie_tholluxe - 10 hours
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|Credit where credit is due right there?
|u/VitaDiscipuli - 10 hours
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|Absolutely. Straight to the point.
|u/LakeEarth - 7 hours
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|I mean, she nailed it.
|u/amaterasu_rebirth - 3 hours
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|Historical facts can be so straightforward.
|u/TFern - 4 hours
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|Obvious answer, but still funny.
|u/Banchhod-Das - 9 hours
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|Civilians
|u/Thymelap - 7 hours
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|Well, they STARTED as civilians. Then some dude they were paying to
|take care of stuff come up to them and are like, "you need to shoot
|your neighbors, but to keep it fair everyone on each side will wear
|the same clothes so you know who to shoot" "And if I don't?" "Then
|all the guys who are already on board will shoot you"
|u/bathingapeassgape - 1 hour
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|wild to think about
|u/VollcommNCS - 18 minutes
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|Humans
|u/Korlel-Charlie7-1 - 9 hours
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|Umm... Captain America, iron man, hulk, Spider-Man, black Panther,
|antman- OH! that civil war...
|u/Shifty269 - 6 hours
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|Then that would have been the IFS and the Anti Treaty IRA. Or in
|other words Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson.
|u/CaptainEcho789 - 5 hours
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|Hulk wasn't in civil war though
|u/silverclovd - 3 hours
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|Yeah. This guy is a big fat phony. Hey, everyone.. This guy's is a
|big fat phony who doesn't know hulk was not in civil war. He was on
|Sakaar at the time
|u/I_hate_my_userid - 2 hours
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|Sakaar hulk best version of hulk
|u/yevunedi - 3 hours
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|Hulk was off world during the Civil War
|u/Korlel-Charlie7-1 - 3 hours
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|I didn't know why I included hulk. I thought I typed hawk
|u/yevunedi - 3 hours
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|Never seen "hawk" being used as short form of "Hawk-eye", but I'll
|allow it Edit: except you meant Falcon, because falcon and hawk
|are different birds
|u/Slartibartfast39 - 5 hours
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|Yeah, it was The Parliamentarians (AKA The Roundheads Vs. The
|Royalists (AKA The Cavaliers)
|u/Financial_play_3767 - 9 hours
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|Team Ironman vs. Team Cap
|u/earthsdemise - 9 hours
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|Which civil war ???. So for all you Americans about to downvote ,there's
|been a few others around the world.
|u/LocksmithSad5449 - 8 hours
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|America is the world you filthy liberal. /s
|u/Beneficial-Log4040 - 4 hours
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|WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER??!? ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ
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|u/LocksmithSad5449 - 4 hours
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|IT'S WHAT YOU PUT ON YOUR RIFLE BROTHER!!!! KILL-O-METER!!!
|u/Scary_Piece_2631 - 3 hours
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|It's about 1969 AR-15 barrel lengths.
|u/Tojinaru - 3 hours
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|About the distance you can shoot a grizzly bear from without being
|a professional sniper
|u/Raketka123 - 2 hours
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|r/oddlyspecific
|u/masterpigg - 4 hours
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|Not for much longer! /s maybe?
|u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 - 8 hours
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|Would the given answer โsoldiersโ not still be correct?
|u/FireCones - 6 hours
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|Yep. Its the parent comment ironically that making it about America.
|u/nameless2477 - 3 hours
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|the civil war my body is having on the toilet right now
|u/OmiNya - 9 hours
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|What world?
|u/OmiNya - 9 hours
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|What world?
|u/GhostWCoffee - 8 hours
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|Thought America is the whole world! /s
|u/HealthPacc - 8 hours
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|So if your country had a major civil war, and someone in your country
|came to you and asked who fought in the civil war, youโd have no idea
|what they meant?
|u/ukrainian_brit - 5 hours
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|Some countries have had multiple of those too.
|u/mtaw - 2 hours
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|And some countries may have never had something they unambiguously
|call a 'civil war' but multiple rebellions and insurrections - so
|you could have zero, one or many civil wars depending on who you
|ask.
|u/Doctor-Amazing - 5 hours
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|Bu definition if you know the country where any civil war is taking
|place, don't you know who's fighting in it?
|u/Zestyclose-Ad1630 - 3 hours
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|As someone whose country is fighting civil war, we can't say at
|all, there are literally thousands of factions consist of many
|different ethnic, ages, and opci There are trained soldiers,
|normal civilian with home made weapons, "civilians" who were given
|weapons by the army, children, undercover resistance, too many to
|count. Sry for my English.
|u/FunnyObjective6 - 2 hours
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|I think that's kinda the point of the question, that they want to
|get stupid answers from people that think it's US against Russia
|or something funny.
|u/Gone_For_Lunch - 2 hours
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|You ask that question in the UK youโd have to narrow it down a bit.
|u/FunnyObjective6 - 2 hours
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|Yeah, considering the US is so prevalent and the question is
|apparently in English, I would consider the US civil war first.
|u/john0201 - 4 hours
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|Your comment reminds me of the guy calling out someone for posting a
|joke about Frankenstein being the Dr and not the monster and the joke
|actually had it right. I was in Colombia years ago and some guy was
|upset I referred to the US as America (because South America) and I
|asked him if heโd ever been there and he said he had no interest in
|going to America.
|u/slowdownwaitaminute - 3 hours
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|You mean how the monster is actually Dr Frankenstein and not his
|creation? (Since people mostly know the creation as "Frankenstein"
|and not "Frankenstein's monster")
|u/Fanciest58 - 3 hours
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|If they're thinking of the same thing as me, it was only one layer
|of pedantry down on the [scale of
|pedantry](https://www.butajape.com/comic/super-pedant/). That is,
|they were just doing a normal comment referring to Dr Frankenstein
|and the monster, but someone else was so obsessed with pedantry
|they 'corrected them' that only the Doctor is called Frankenstein
|and his creation is unnamed, despite the poster already knowing
|that.
|u/john0201 - 2 hours
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|I canโt remember the joke but it was something like people brought
|parts to a body shop or something and it was Frankenstein
|misunderstanding what a body shop was, meaning the Dr who created
|the monster, it the comment was something like โFrankenstein is
|the DOCTOR not the MONSTERโ which was the point of the joke.
|u/slowdownwaitaminute - 2 hours
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|Ah, got it. I often see the counter-point version that responds
|to this by pointing out that the true monster is not
|Frankenstein's creation, but the doctor himself.
|u/Bobblefighterman - 6 minutes
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|It's "Frankenstein entered a body-building competition and
|completely misunderstood the rules".
|u/timkapow - 1 hour
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|Yup, commented similar. I am South African, I like to remind Americans
|online that there is a larger world outside of their country and that
|their history is not my history.
|u/Bhaaldukar - 1 hour
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|No American is downvoting you for mentioning the obvious issue with
|the question.
|u/Hour_Ad5398 - 4 hours
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|Just a few, not very important
|u/Borstor - 9 hours
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|It's not just right -- it's profound. She's a lot smarter than Captain
|Maskbeard.
|u/ExceedingChunk - 1 hour
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|The irony of asking questions to try to make people look stupid while
|literally *pulling down your mask* to ask questions to another person.
|u/rekirts_motnahp - 9 hours
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|Ahead of her time. Its drone nowadays
|u/DGenesis23 - 6 hours
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|She shouldโve clarified which civil war first, just to be sure.
|u/Aaxper - 8 hours
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|Justin Awad's channel is a shit mine in the best possible way
|u/WompWomp501 - 4 hours
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|How does a mask work?
|u/Responsible_Buy3820 - 7 hours
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|She got a point there. Why was it a civil war if both sides had armies
|u/Egad86 - 6 hours
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|Itโs funny because he doesnโt specify which countryโs civil war.
|u/radioactiveyoast - 9 hours
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|AMERICAN FREEDOM
|u/peakyhermit - 9 hours
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|Community collegeโs finest.
|u/idkijustworkhere4 - 6 hours
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|Nothing wrong with community college
|u/MrStrangles - 9 hours
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|Not as much as the housewives fought over the mail man
|u/South_Cheesecake6316 - 7 hours
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|I'm wondering what kind of answer he was expecting.
|u/Lower-Time185 - 5 hours
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|The civil war.. Classic, ask a shitty question, win a shitty answer.
|u/Ok-Flounder9846 - 4 hours
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|Isn't civil war an war organised by civilians against their ruler or
|govt???
|u/Nomrukan - 4 hours
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|It was a civil war. So, it must be civilians.
|u/Kubuskush - 2 hours
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|Civilians
|u/Equivalent-Play-4200 - 1 hour
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|Simple question, simple Answer... Here's your sign! ๐
|u/IcestormsEd - 1 hour
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|Which one?
|u/timkapow - 1 hour
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|Depends, which 'civil war' we talking about? There have been many many
|'civil wars' throughout history. Note that the American Civil War is not
|called "the" civil war outside of America because your history is not
|the world's history.
|u/BeastMidlands - 4 hours
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|Which civil war?
|u/ZadigRim - 7 hours
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|She is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
|u/Offsidespy2501 - 5 hours
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|"Which civil war"?
|u/ryanrem - 3 hours
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|Plenty of countries have civil wars, so saying "The" civil war is pretty
|much the same as saying "soldiers fought in the civil war".
|u/DuneetteAstounding - 8 hours
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|Who knew history class could be this entertaining?
|u/Harmony_Margaret - 8 hours
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|Iron man
|u/dudestir127 - 7 hours
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|And sailors. There were some naval battles in the American Civil War.
|BTW I like this guy's shirt
|u/Hey_its_ok - 7 hours
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|He set the bar too low
|u/leeweesquee - 5 hours
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|Not wrong
|u/SausageBuscuit - 5 hours
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|Ah, noโฆwe were looking for โPeople.โ
|u/OzyDave - 5 hours
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|Well, the incoming president said they took over the airports. Of course
|you'd vote for him, if you're a fool.
|u/porky8686 - 4 hours
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|And slaves. I mean they were the only ones who had absolutely no say in
|it.
|u/TheSpitfire93 - 4 hours
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|The house of Lancaster and the house of York obviously
|u/Danny_Mc_71 - 4 hours
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|I'm pretty sure it was between the Free Staters and the Anti Treaty
|IRA.
|u/nargcz - 4 hours
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|Smort!
|u/D_hallucatus - 4 hours
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|Lancastrians and the House of York?
|u/6ftCastle - 4 hours
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|To be fair, if you're going to be as vague as saying "the civil war" and
|not specify which civil war you mean, that's probably the only viable
|answer you can give.
|u/TexasPepperDog - 4 hours
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|Kid who knows American history ๐ Kid who knows British history ๐ Kid
|who's an MCU Fan ๐ Kid who read the Marvel Comics ๐
|u/Mushroom419 - 4 hours
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|Why not civils? Then why is called civil war?
|u/Fragrant_Secret6936 - 3 hours
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|Whew! Thought she was gonna say civils
|u/chGaRVAT - 3 hours
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|Where can I buy that shirt
|u/samuelspace101 - 3 hours
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|Sheโs either really smart and trying to make a short point, or trying to
|avoid the question cause she doesnโt know.
|u/silviu96 - 3 hours
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|Facts.
|u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich - 3 hours
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|Men, boys really
|u/ArmStoragePlus - 3 hours
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|Kuomintang and the People's Liberation Army- Oh wait...
|u/Kafshak - 3 hours
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|Wasn't it between a bunch of superheroes?
|u/KifflomWorshipper69 - 3 hours
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|tbf the question wasnt being specific either because america isnt the
|only country which had a civil war even the avengers had several
|u/Yundadi - 3 hours
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|She is not wrong there
|u/0110010001110111 - 3 hours
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|Yes
|u/ro-ch - 3 hours
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|hey, at least she has her mask on ๐
|u/SirWiggles-13 - 2 hours
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|I mean, she's not wrong.
|u/ProfessionalBoat4426 - 2 hours
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|Did she lie though
|u/MonHero00 - 2 hours
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|Which Civil War?
|u/Minimum_Resident_228 - 2 hours
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|I'm ukrainian but even I know that it were democrates and
|respublicanes.Ma'am you're geniously
|u/Sharkination - 2 hours
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|Robert E. Lee Ulysses S. Grant
|u/Professional_Bus8975 - 2 hours
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|I bet they used weapons too
|u/grmarci1989 - 2 hours
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|Not finding me replying with "which civil war? There have been a few in
|history"
|u/strangebru - 2 hours
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|Those superheroes who didn't want their secret identities known, and
|those who wanted everyone know every superheroes secret identities.
|u/UmpireDear5415 - 2 hours
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|men is another correct answer
|u/Rmb2719 - 2 hours
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|So it was not as civil as stated
|u/mikeyc00l - 2 hours
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|Captain America.
|u/ApprehensiveTrip7629 - 2 hours
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|Ask a nonspecific question get an equally nonspecific answer.
|u/RiderFZ10 - 2 hours
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|Horses
|u/Megaskiboy - 1 hour
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|He didn't say which civil war. So her answer is technically the best she
|can give with the little information provided.
|u/VinceSM19 - 1 hour
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|Captain America
|u/IMSOGIRL - 1 hour
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|It's legitimately the correct answer. There have been various civil wars
|throughout human history and it would be wrong to assume it's talking
|about the American Civil War without it specifying.
|u/Kawentzmann - 1 hour
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|Eye-opener, up to now I was under the impression it was good vs.bad.
|u/FNAFMASTER420 - 1 hour
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|I mean she ain't wrong ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
|u/MysteriousPrimary947 - 1 hour
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|Captain American and Ironman
|u/Walter-wit - 1 hour
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|We have found the smartest human in existence this woman got called by
|Harvard after the video was posted
|u/Bhaaldukar - 1 hour
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|*What* civil war?
|u/kiwilimonchino - 1 hour
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|Unintentionally deep
|u/BlueBlueSky35 - 1 hour
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|Gaius Julius Caesar and Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus
|u/Smooth-Physics-69420 - 1 hour
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|Which civil war though?
|u/mino_chimiz - 1 hour
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|Tony Stark wasn't a soldier.
|u/NextSimple9757 - 57 minutes
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|People soon to be dead
|u/K0rl0n - 57 minutes
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|Canโt lose with that claim
|u/stupled - 54 minutes
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|But it is a CIVIL war
|u/Known_Mix8652 - 53 minutes
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|Captain America and Iron Man
|u/BidNo9339 - 50 minutes
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|Isn't that cap and iron man ??
|u/satanic_black_metal_ - 42 minutes
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|Cap an iron man
|u/Independent_Bite4682 - 20 minutes
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|Civil War, which countries?
|u/thesarc - 20 minutes
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|Is he wearing a t-shirt over a puffer?
|u/Dremlock45 - 14 minutes
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|I mean... theoretically isn't it the civils that would fight in a civil
|war ? LUL
|u/TheRetroPizza - 11 minutes
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|Half true. Most were farmers and such.
|u/Raguleader - 5 minutes
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|Partial credit. There were also sailors who fought in the war.
|u/ashleyfan08 - 4 minutes
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|I mean sheโs not wrong
|u/Cute-Coconut1123 - 4 hours
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|This was a poorly phrased question. Which Civil War? The American?
|Russian? Japanese? And define 'who?' Are we talking individuals? Or
|belligerent factions?
|u/cannabisinfluencer - 7 hours
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|I mean which civil war
|u/Hour_Ad5398 - 4 hours
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|I would answer with "which civil war?"
|u/SmokinHotNot - 8 hours
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|No such thing as a "civil" war.
|u/mx_earthworm - 5 hours
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|I believe it is derived from the word "civilian," not that it's
|"civil" in any way. English is not my first language tho,feel free to
|correct
|u/Galadwid - 1 hour
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|Whatโs so civil about war anyway?
|u/TheLoneGunman559 - 5 hours
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|MAGA: hUrR dUr, cIvIl wAr! They had no fucking clue who they were gonna
|fight.
|u/Crazze32 - 2 hours
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|Hey I made this! Well the screenshoting and text adding part, the video
|is someone else's. I gotta say it makes me proud to see one of my work
|in the wild.
|u/Megaskiboy - 1 hour
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|Good for you man.
|