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|u/duderdude7 - 11 hours
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|Oh winkler americas treasure


  |u/Almacca - 10 hours
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  |He's great in Barry (and in everything else he's in)


    |u/duderdude7 - 9 hours
    |
    |Barry was awesome. Arrested development. Happy days all of it. I’ve
    |met him too he’s just as nice and kind as you think


      |u/Almacca - 8 hours
      |
      |The fight scene in Episode 5 of Season 2 tops 'They Live' for best
      |fight scene ever, I reckon, and the whole episode is like it.


      |u/Alyosha_The_Lion - 5 hours
      |
      |Loved Barry up until the final season. The whole thing was so
      |surreal.


      |u/steveistheman88 - 5 hours
      |
      |Classic Winkler wit right there.


      |u/amaterasu_rebirth - 3 hours
      |
      |Classic Winkler humor! Always keeps it real.


    |u/ElvenNoble - 5 hours
    |
    |That one episode of Law and Order: SVU


      |u/Buscemi_D_Sanji - 56 minutes
      |
      |"There's no shame in dying for nothing. That's why most people
      |die."


    |u/SHOULD_THIS_BE_IN_GW - 5 hours
    |
    |Classic Henry Winkler move.


    |u/mtaw - 1 hour
    |
    |You had me hoping they'd made a Barry Zuckerkorn spin-off show for a
    |second there..


  |u/Independent_Push_501 - 10 hours
  |
  |Sometimes the lifeboat deserves better.


  |u/Swytch360 - 4 hours
  |
  |I shook his hand once, like 8 years ago. It was after midnight, I
  |texted my mom about it right afterwards and she immediately replied
  |“never wash it”


  |u/gizmodilla - 2 hours
  |
  |It\`s the Fonz. Great as always


|u/mittenknittin - 11 hours
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|Boats are useful


  |u/Due_Conversation3716 - 11 hours
  |
  |Well, those three stooges are definitely not!


    |u/Hotchi_Motchi - 9 hours
    |
    |Moe, Larry, and Curly would be better Cabinet nominees. Maybe even
    |Shemp.


      |u/ThriceMad - 7 hours
      |
      |And Joe


    |u/WhyChaseWhy - 10 hours
    |
    |The boat deserves better company, honestly.


    |u/PikminFan2853 - 7 hours
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    |I heard what Gaetz did but what about the other 2?


      |u/DOHC46 - 7 hours
      |
      |Russian spy and Russian asset.


        |u/boltaztec - 5 hours
        |
        |false and false


        |u/PikminFan2853 - 7 hours
        |
        |???? Don’t trump and putin hate eachother? Wouldnt he want to
        |make enemies with putin? Then theres also Elon Musk being
        |accused of secretly talking to putin. Why are people getting
        |involved with russia?


          |u/DOHC46 - 7 hours
          |
          |Putin blames the US for destabilizing the USSR and is backing
          |Trump to return the favor.


            |u/PikminFan2853 - 7 hours
            |
            |So putin just wants to support trump because he knows trump
            |is a facist that will ruin the US?


              |u/DOHC46 - 6 hours
              |
              |That's my hypothesis, yes. Trump appeals to people's
              |emotions and stokes division on purpose.


              |u/crimsonblod - 2 hours
              |
              |The Russians actually wrote a book a while back about the
              |exact strategies they’re using to undermine the US today,
              |and iirc yes. That’s basically part of their game plan.
              |I’ll have to see if I can remember the name. I’ll send it
              |if I do!  Also, to this day I am confused why whoever
              |wrote it was allowed to basically publicize what their
              |post Cold War strategies against the western world would
              |be, but whatever. I’m not particularly savvy in the world
              |of geopolitics, and I would be interested in knowing if
              |anybody knows the answer there!   *Edit*: Here we go!
              |Ironically, I think it’s called “The foundations of
              |Geopolitics” by Aleksandr Dugin
              |https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics
              |Some concerning points that have already begun to happen
              |are:  Getting the the UK cut off from the eu (because they
              |consider it just an extension of the US)  They claim
              |“Ukraine should not be allowed to be independent” because
              |it is too close with the west”  That Russia should
              |maintain a strong alliance with certain Islamic states,
              |also specifically naming Iran  In what I find to be the
              |most alarmingly accurate take, the book directly states
              |that Russia should: > “use its special services within the
              |borders of the United States and Canada to fuel
              |instability and separatism against neoliberal globalist
              |Western hegemony, such as, for instance, provoke "Afro-
              |American racists" to create severe backlash against the
              |rotten political state of affairs in the current present-
              |day system of the United States and Canada”  > “introduce
              |geopolitical disorder into internal American activity,
              |encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social,
              |and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident
              |movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus
              |destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It
              |would also make sense simultaneously to support
              |isolationist tendencies in American politics"  They also
              |claim that eventually, Finland, Lithuania, Latvia, parts
              |of Georgia, Belarus, and Moldova should be absorbed into
              |Russia, Poland should be split in half between Russia and
              |Germany, while Romania, Macedonia, Serbia, and Greece
              |should be turned into either some sort of Russian
              |satellite state, or absorbed into Russia. (Not sure what
              |they mean by the phrasing here).  Another key goal is the
              |spread of anti American sentiment across everywhere they
              |can globally, in order to be able to use the US as a
              |scapegoat.  Oh, and they claim that Armenia should become
              |a military base, and that they (again, Russia) should help
              |stimulate what sounds like some sort of coup in Turkey.
              |“Geopolitical shocks” as they put it.  Yeah, overall, it’s
              |a terrifyingly accurate roadmap that Russia appears to
              |have been following since basically the end of the Cold
              |War. I first learned about it back during trump’s first
              |term, and it’s chilling how accurately things seem to have
              |unfolded since then.


    |u/Poppa_Mo - 4 hours
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    |They'd make good pig feed.


      |u/Wings_in_space - 3 hours
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      |Poor pigs.... That would be worse than eating shit....


  |u/Caterpillar_3406 - 8 hours
  |
  |Sun Tzu would agree. A bunch of animals would not.


  |u/magic-moose - 4 hours
  |
  |Also, they could cling to pieces of wreckage.  Safer to make sure
  |there is none.


|u/BootieSue - 9 hours
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|Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, and Elon Musk are in a boat. The boat
|begins to sink. Who’s saved?  America.


  |u/DOHC46 - 7 hours
  |
  |I would mourn the boat and honor its noble sacrifice of it sank and
  |drowned those 3 freakish wastes of carbon. 🫡


    |u/potatomeeple - 4 hours
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    |The boat can probably be recovered later and dressed in medals and
    |flowers for its service. The boat will sail on!


    |u/Brotherisaboomer - 3 hours
    |
    |A great boat. One of the best boats ever, the strongest boat!


    |u/Synectics - 1 hour
    |
    |"The SS KKK Neutralizer"


  |u/Square-Blueberry3568 - 2 hours
  |
  |I'd save my effort


  |u/Ok-Grape-8389 - 6 hours
  |
  |Republicans and democrats are two wings of the same party.   Neither
  |party cares about the people. They only care about running the
  |protection and extortion racket called government.


    |u/Narcuterie - 4 hours
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    |The election's over, you can stop saying both sides are the same
    |now, Vladimir.


    |u/XenoBlaze64 - 4 hours
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    |I think there's a grand difference between not appearing to do much
    |and literally setting the country on fire and dumping 5 kiloliters
    |of gasoline onto it.


    |u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 - 3 hours
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    |Yes, forgiving student loans and welfare for billionaires are
    |basically the same thing. 🙄


|u/allanon1105 - 10 hours
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|Throw a battery in the boat and release a shark into the lake, just to
|be sure.


  |u/ihvnnm - 10 hours
  |
  |Don't do that to the poor shark, doesn't need to be swimming with that
  |garbage.


    |u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year - 7 hours
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    |My friend don’t listen to the crowd  They say ‘jump’


  |u/Ok-Grape-8389 - 6 hours
  |
  |What did the poor shark ever done to you?


    |u/Definitely_nota_fish - 1 hour
    |
    |We can just go find a great white that's eaten a bunch of people. I
    |would say that is sufficient punishment for that shark


|u/No_Principle3469 - 10 hours
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|The Fonz!!!❤️


|u/Elfbjorn - 10 hours
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|As usual, Henry Winkler for the win!


|u/Unusual_Response766 - 10 hours
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|Ayyyyyyy!


|u/kompletist - 10 hours
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|The Fonz coming out swinging today haha.


|u/Schmoopie_Love - 10 hours
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|You can't jump the shark without the boat.


  |u/Almacca - 10 hours
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  |BAZINGA!


  |u/Lotus-child89 - 4 hours
  |
  |But he jumped it on a motorcycle


    |u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 - 3 hours
    |
    |Pretty sure he was on jet skis in that particular event.


|u/crystalcastles13 - 8 hours
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|True story:when I was 16 and had been driving for all of four seconds I
|crashed my car into Mr Winkler at the Bel Air East gate (he was turning
|left onto Sunset @ Beverly Glen and I was about to cross Sunset on BG
|going home) and it jacked his Jag up badly.  But he was so kind and nice
|about it.  I was shaking all over and freaking out badly.  He calmly
|told me “we all just need to slow down a little bit” and gave me a hug.
|He later sent me an 8x10 glossy of himself that said “Dear —, I hope
|that the next time we “run into each other” it’s under much more
|pleasant circumstances”  I loved him when I was little, I love him now.
|He’s a very sweet man and a class act who doesn’t seem to take shit too
|seriously.


  |u/thestarsarehollow - 6 hours
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  |Aw I love this 🥹


  |u/birddog0 - 3 hours
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  |Such a sweet memory


    |u/crystalcastles13 - 3 hours
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    |Indeed, best car crash I ever had :)


|u/AdSilent9810 - 10 hours
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|Also put Elon on there for good measure


  |u/InevitableEffect9478 - 5 hours
  |
  |& Clarence Thomas


|u/Randomcommentor1972 - 10 hours
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|Burned by the Fonz


|u/Common_Exam_1401 - 9 hours
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|I’d save none of them, they’ve earned their fate


    |u/Common_Exam_1401 - 9 hours
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    |That’s why I said what I said


|u/Biggu5Dicku5 - 7 hours
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|Is it a nice boat?  I'm team boat regardless, just wondering if it's a
|nice boat as well...


|u/caylem00 - 3 hours
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|The lake. Fresh water is a dwindling resource, and the three of them
|would pollute it even more.


  |u/jeanclaudebrowncloud - 2 hours
  |
  |All that makeup and grease :(


|u/Somecrazycanuck - 10 hours
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|Id save the lake.


|u/Disastrous-Age-992 - 8 hours
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|Ask each of them if they prefer electrocution or sharks.


|u/PlankownerCVN75 - 7 hours
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|The boat can be salvaged or at least used to see what went wrong and
|avoid it happening again.


  |u/kaisadilla_ - 5 minutes
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  |Nothing went wrong in that scene though.


|u/FitCut3961 - 10 hours
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|Exactly . . . The Boat! The rest is food for the sea life. They might
|need some pepto, though.


  |u/Elfbjorn - 10 hours
  |
  |Biodegradable. Perhaps.


|u/Sea-Tradition-9676 - 10 hours
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|Can I help it sink faster? We'll have to send Tulsi to Russia for her
|funeral.


|u/PDM_1969 - 8 hours
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|Absolutely 100% The Fonz there


|u/NickyRaZz - 7 hours
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|Shoot more holes in the boat so they sink faster


|u/rygelicus - 4 hours
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|The Fonz wins again!


|u/viirtualcutie - 4 hours
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|Henry Winkler is a legend for this reply. THE BOAT. Nothing else
|matters. 💀


|u/Few-Emergency5971 - 3 hours
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|Fuck that, save the lake. The fishes get a new habitat, and some food.
|But I doubt they want to eat junk anyways


|u/Asleep-Credit-2824 - 11 hours
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|Rubio is nowhere near the level of asshole the other two are at


  |u/Andrew-Cohen - 10 hours
  |
  |[https://justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/1601/marco-
  |rubio](https://justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/1601/marco-
  |rubio) I mean if you don’t give a fuck about women‘s rights or the
  |border actually being secure..


    |u/IowaKidd97 - 10 hours
    |
    |If we are speaking in relative terms Rubio is pretty good compared
    |to those other two. He’s not great kind you but he’s just a standard
    |republican. I’d take that over MAGA crazies any day


      |u/satori1013 - 9 hours
      |
      |He’s a competent adult. He won’t last long


    |u/Asleep-Credit-2824 - 10 hours
    |
    |No, I do, it just Gaetz is a pedo and Tulsi is a Russian spy. Rubio
    |isn’t great but he’s not those two


  |u/Papazani - 7 hours
  |
  |I disagree with almost everything Rubio says… but I don’t remember any
  |scandals or questional behavior. So I can somewhat respect him.


  |u/kaisadilla_ - 3 minutes
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  |Disagree. If he's a decent man and still chooses to support and enable
  |Trump, then he's a coward; and cowards shouldn't be in charge of
  |things.  I have way more respect for the few traditional Republicans
  |that actually went against Trump openly because he's incompatible with
  |what they believe in. Heck, I even have more respect for Pence, on the
  |sole basis that when Trump tried to steal the election, he chose not
  |to support Trump on that.


|u/GuitarSingle4416 - 10 hours
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|Fredo.


|u/_SummerofGeorge_ - 10 hours
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|But if you save the boat aren’t you technically saving all 3?


  |u/RaeTheScribe - 10 hours
  |
  |Nah, dump them all into the sea, then take the boat back to shore.


  |u/OrangeAppleBird - 10 hours
  |
  |No, they are too heavy for the boat, so you throw them over to get the
  |boat afloat


  |u/DOHC46 - 7 hours
  |
  |If you're saving the boat, you dump out all of the dead weight first.


    |u/_SummerofGeorge_ - 7 hours
    |
    |True!


|u/Jocuro - 10 hours
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|Look, I'm just not a fan of deep water.  I'm sure they'll all be fine.


|u/Bulky-Internal8579 - 10 hours
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|Is there a really nice oar?  Okay, a crappy one?


|u/steveclt - 10 hours
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|I would save Our Country… from them


|u/Almacca - 10 hours
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|If those three are ever in that unlikely position, I'm going to assume
|it was done deliberately and not interfere with forces greater than
|myself.


|u/Lonnification - 9 hours
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|This is the correct answer.


|u/Jacob1207a - 9 hours
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|Unless you're a lifeguard or in some other limited circumstances (e.g.
|it is your boat), you generally don't have a legal obligation to render
|assistance to such people.   But, to be safe, I'd shout that I was going
|to get help and then--due to being in a panic, of course--would take the
|most inefficient route to the most ineffectual helper I could think of.


|u/Amazing-Repeat2852 - 9 hours
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|Only right answer


|u/igw81 - 8 hours
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|Rubio is okay. Don’t love him but he shouldn’t be in the same sentence
|as those other two


|u/Beginning_Ad_7571 - 8 hours
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|Damn near lost a hundred dollar rowboat!


|u/ExtremlyFastLinoone - 7 hours
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|As an american I have no legal requirement to save anyone


|u/2bnameless - 7 hours
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|Sorry Fonzie, the boat has already been compromised,.  It's too late to
|save it.   Save the marine life


|u/Ok_Researcher_9796 - 7 hours
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|The Fonz still got it.


|u/Stop_Fakin_Jax - 7 hours
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|Im saving the lake.


|u/ccdude14 - 7 hours
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|Everytime Winkler pops up, no matter where or when he always knows what
|to say to make me laugh. Everytime.  Such a national treasure.


|u/Swaibero - 5 hours
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|I’ll take the oar, just to be safe.


|u/604nini - 5 hours
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|I’ve heard it’s very dangerous to help drowning people unless properly
|equipped as they can cause those saving them to also drown. Yay for fish
|food 👏


|u/ccutieangelbabe - 5 hours
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|Honestly, the boat deserves better than any of them


|u/SomeKindofTreeWizard - 5 hours
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|The Fonz knows what's up.


|u/sjeve108 - 5 hours
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|The shark


|u/Simple-Kitchen-3250 - 5 hours
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|Saving the boat is not just the right answer, it’s the only answer. Let
|nature do its thing.


|u/Heriros - 5 hours
|
|Sorry. i'd have to save the lake unfortunately the boat is guilty by
|association, they can all rot and wither at the bottom of the empty
|hole.


|u/heidelberg2023 - 4 hours
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|Ehhhh 👍


|u/Blakelock82 - 4 hours
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|You know you've done fucked up when the Fonz doesn't like you.


|u/Salty-Baby-7256 - 4 hours
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|Since it’s a sinking boat, can we pick a shark or electrocution?


|u/The-True-Kehlder - 3 hours
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|That boat is a martyr. Don't take his moment of glory like that.


|u/aotus_trivirgatus - 3 hours
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|Fonzie's still got it!


|u/Damien23123 - 3 hours
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|Is there an option to shoot the boat?


|u/ConscientiousObserv - 2 hours
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|Got to meet Harry Winkler back in the late 70s.  Class act then. Class
|act now.


|u/onlymostlydead - 2 hours
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|Screw that. I’m doing whatever heroic efforts I can manage to save the
|three.   Three life jackets, that is.


|u/RedWarsaw - 2 hours
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|Id start pissing in the lake just to make sure it's deep enough.


|u/CeaseToCaesar - 9 hours
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|Nah who knows what nasty stuff on that boat #that thing is CURSED! Burn
|that shie!


|u/KittySwipedFirst - 9 hours
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|We don't deserve Henry Winkler 🤣🤣🤣


|u/Wide-Recognition6456 - 9 hours
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|Fuck yeah Fonzie!


|u/Shot-Attention8206 - 9 hours
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|I see these things, and all I can think of is "That thing you do" Steve
|Zahn saying about Jonathan Schaech character, there he goes to write the
|new hit song alone in his principles.


|u/ImpalaGangDboyAli - 9 hours
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|He really is cool IRL


|u/MostWanted006 - 9 hours
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|I don't know who they are, but a sinking boat probably has a hole. Why
|would you try? You can fix it, of course, but why bother risk your life
|after you save it and after you fix it?  (I'm just fucking around but
|still doesn't make sense.)


|u/Ok-Walk-8040 - 9 hours
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|The Fonz would jump over these sharks with water skis


|u/707943 - 9 hours
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|The Fonz RULES!!!


|u/brannon1987 - 8 hours
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|We are the boat


|u/JM3DlCl - 8 hours
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|The fish because the water is gonna be toxic after they touch it .......


|u/Cute-Republic2657 - 8 hours
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|😆


|u/The84thWolf - 8 hours
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|I would save my energy


|u/Former-Material9099 - 8 hours
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|My time


|u/International_Boss81 - 8 hours
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|Whichever ever one holds still enough for me to pee on them.


|u/OzzyG16 - 7 hours
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|Fuck them MFs


|u/prosperosniece - 7 hours
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|Hey!


  |u/ExplosiveDiarrhetic - 4 hours
  |
  |Is what horses eat


|u/hplcr - 7 hours
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|Drill a hole in the boat to make it sink faster.


|u/forestsunbeach - 7 hours
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|The boat’s a hero for sinking those three. We should have a parade for
|that boat.


|u/KlutzyCoyote3026 - 7 hours
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|WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS


|u/AliosSunstrider - 7 hours
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|Nah they touched the boat, can I pick a fish?


|u/Sudden-Actuator5884 - 6 hours
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|Winkler is still alive?


|u/Right-Monitor9421 - 6 hours
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|I’ve had the honor to meet him. He is a great guy.


|u/CrazyPlato - 5 hours
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|The nation


|u/Crime-of-the-century - 5 hours
|
|The obvious answer is you have to take your own safety into account
|first both men will drag you down with them. I might overpower the woman
|and at least I could get free if she tried to drag me down so I would
|try to save her. After that I would ask her to leave politics.


|u/BlackLakeBlueFish - 5 hours
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|Aaaahhh! 👍🏻👍🏻


|u/splatomat - 5 hours
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|I'd save my time and effort. 


|u/CliffLake - 5 hours
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|It's the Trolley prob but you're rooting for the Trolley.  Sweet.


|u/lastingmuse6996 - 4 hours
|
|unless the boat is symbolic of the MAGA movement. then, let them go down
|with the ship.


|u/ipenlyDefective - 3 hours
|
|Argh. I was in this situation once. Different people but here was 6 of
|them.   The weird disconnect is I enjoyed it. Saving people is fun.  But
|I can't talk about it to anyone but you fellow anonymous Internet
|degenerates. They all consider it the worst moment of their life.  Maybe
|I'm a bad person, but yeah I enjoyed pulling them out of the water and
|seeing their faces as they realized they're not going to die today.


|u/BornImpress8113 - 3 hours
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|Haha clever comeback so funny!  Garbage political sub


|u/JaffaSG1 - 2 hours
|
|Environmentalist here… such a shame we have to sacrifice the lake, but
|there you go.


  |u/Three_M_cats - 1 hour
  |
  |Indeed.


|u/RyuuzakiRyoto - 2 hours
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|I'm really surprised so many people on Reddit hate them while majority
|of the Americans voted for them. I guess this is what vocal minority is


|u/Huge_Sundae_188 - 2 hours
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|This sub is dead


|u/semimillennial - 2 hours
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|Imagine the Fonz tweeting this about you


|u/RawAsparagus - 2 hours
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|Ayyyyy!!!


|u/gerglyherb - 1 hour
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|Yawn


|u/QuintusPhilo - 1 hour
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|Matt Gaetz drowning would be an ecological disaster with all the filler
|and stuff that's in him


|u/pink_faerie_kitten - 1 hour
|
|Henry is right up there with Keanu for nicest person in Hollywood, so if
|this is his account then you know how bad people must be for him to want
|to save the boat.


|u/ehjhockey - 1 hour
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|I would shoot all 3.   You don’t have a gun in this analogy.  I would
|shoot all 3.


|u/aliquilts71 - 1 hour
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|The Fonz has still got it


|u/Humbdrumbs - 1 hour
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|He’s very good.


|u/Shag1166 - 1 hour
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|  I would have to be there, so I am saying myself!


|u/Timely-Guest-7095 - 58 minutes
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|I’d save myself, they can sink to the bottom for all I care. 😬🤣


|u/DuckFriendly9713 - 48 minutes
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|He just saved all of them, how smart!


|u/TylerA998 - 46 minutes
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|The mental gymnastics to call Tulsi evil while touting the Dick Cheney
|endorsement is hilarious


|u/EVOBlock - 21 minutes
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|I thought the same thing before I saw Henry's reaponse.


|u/RightMindset2 - 13 minutes
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|This is why nobody takes the left seriously. You people are sick.


|u/No_Budget1999 - 4 hours
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|Why do people dislike Tulsi Gabbard?


  |u/1000yearoldbread - 3 hours
  |
  |Because she simply left the party they all love, and somehow she is
  |a…russian spy? As they will pretend we are russian bots too for
  |questioning their beliefs 😂


    |u/No_Budget1999 - 3 hours
    |
    |Hahahaha it’s so wild? You’d think people would like her for her
    |political track record. Decent indication of her character.


|u/f1careerover - 2 hours
|
|Well, since the majority voted for a change in pace and to not stick
|with the status quo, I’d say the lake deserves a medal. The lake being
|the American people who decided to support a new way forward by carrying
|their new leaders.  They lost so badly because they ignored what voters
|actually wanted and thought they could coast to victory on a platform of
|“not being Trump.” Turns out, repeating the same tired strategy of
|opposition without offering anything meaningful or new doesn’t exactly
|inspire confidence. People wanted action, not just a different logo on
|the sinking ship.


|u/1000yearoldbread - 3 hours
|
|Up until half a year ago Tulsi and Vivek were praised by the left, as
|soon as they don’t want to align themselves with a failing ideology,
|y’all are somehow praising Dick Chaeney for endorsing Kamala.
|Hypocrites.


  |u/dickasmoke - 1 hour
  |
  |Cry me a lake.


|u/ElderNickMo21 - 8 hours
|
|Ahhh yes the party of love and tolerance advocating for death again.
|Surprise surprise.


  |u/teddy1245 - 6 hours
  |
  |lol you don’t know what those words mean do you?


|u/chadmummerford - 10 hours
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|tulsi, she's a fox. probably gives great head.


  |u/steveclt - 10 hours
  |
  |For a Russian asset


    |u/JustGAFS - 2 hours
    |
    |9 years later you guys are still trying to play the Russian hoax
    |card? Get new material


    |u/chadmummerford - 10 hours
    |
    |I watched this tv show The Americans, the Russian spies are highly
    |fluent in the art of hawk tuah. Save Tulsi, beyond doubt.


|u/HasRedditWokenUpYet - 6 hours
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|This sub is so stupid


|u/Django_Unleashed - 6 hours
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|Most of the US thinks differently.  Cope.


|u/tearexwow - 5 hours
|
|bazinga! thanks for the gold kind stranger! holds up spork


|u/TheLoneGunman559 - 5 hours
|
|The boat can't be saved, but you have a gun. The gun only has two
|bullets though.  You shoot yourself in the head twice.


|u/Quiet-Ad-7989 - 3 hours
|
|Of course joking about drowning political figures is only funny when
|it’s about “that” side.


|u/ReallyDumbRedditor - 10 hours
|
|All the neckbeards here pretending they wouldn't save Tulsi because
|she's a woman 💀💀💀


  |u/tkrr - 7 hours
  |
  |Tulsi is a woman, yes, and actually quite an attractive one. But she’s
  |still shark food.


    |u/chadmummerford - 7 hours
    |
    |nah she's fun time


|u/dyingblackstar - 6 hours
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|Reddit at least please try to at least NEUTRAL . So much LEFTISM. It’s
|just plain ugly garbage now.


  |u/ExplosiveDiarrhetic - 4 hours
  |
  |Then leave


  |u/dooremouse52 - 4 hours
  |
  |Go on, git


|u/RIPx86x - 5 hours
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|Tell me again why you guys lost


|u/Musicfan637 - 6 hours
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|Might get a hanny from Tulsi. I’ll choose her.


|u/porky8686 - 6 hours
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|She is pretty, but calling her the face is a bit misogynistic😂😂😂😂Just
|having a bubble.