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|u/duderdude7 - 9 hours
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|Oh winkler americas treasure
|u/Almacca - 8 hours
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|He's great in Barry (and in everything else he's in)
|u/duderdude7 - 6 hours
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|Barry was awesome. Arrested development. Happy days all of it. I’ve
|met him too he’s just as nice and kind as you think
|u/Almacca - 6 hours
|
|The fight scene in Episode 5 of Season 2 tops 'They Live' for best
|fight scene ever, I reckon, and the whole episode is like it.
|u/Alyosha_The_Lion - 3 hours
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|Loved Barry up until the final season. The whole thing was so
|surreal.
|u/steveistheman88 - 3 hours
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|Classic Winkler wit right there.
|u/amaterasu_rebirth - 1 hour
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|Classic Winkler humor! Always keeps it real.
|u/ElvenNoble - 3 hours
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|That one episode of Law and Order: SVU
|u/SHOULD_THIS_BE_IN_GW - 3 hours
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|Classic Henry Winkler move.
|u/Independent_Push_501 - 8 hours
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|Sometimes the lifeboat deserves better.
|u/Swytch360 - 2 hours
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|I shook his hand once, like 8 years ago. It was after midnight, I
|texted my mom about it right afterwards and she immediately replied
|“never wash it”
|u/gizmodilla - 20 minutes
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|It\`s the Fonz. Great as always
|u/mittenknittin - 9 hours
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|Boats are useful
|u/Due_Conversation3716 - 9 hours
|
|Well, those three stooges are definitely not!
|u/Hotchi_Motchi - 7 hours
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|Moe, Larry, and Curly would be better Cabinet nominees. Maybe even
|Shemp.
|u/ThriceMad - 5 hours
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|And Joe
|u/WhyChaseWhy - 8 hours
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|The boat deserves better company, honestly.
|u/PikminFan2853 - 5 hours
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|I heard what Gaetz did but what about the other 2?
|u/DOHC46 - 5 hours
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|Russian spy and Russian asset.
|u/boltaztec - 3 hours
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|false and false
|u/PikminFan2853 - 5 hours
|
|???? Don’t trump and putin hate eachother? Wouldnt he want to
|make enemies with putin? Then theres also Elon Musk being
|accused of secretly talking to putin. Why are people getting
|involved with russia?
|u/DOHC46 - 5 hours
|
|Putin blames the US for destabilizing the USSR and is backing
|Trump to return the favor.
|u/PikminFan2853 - 4 hours
|
|So putin just wants to support trump because he knows trump
|is a facist that will ruin the US?
|u/DOHC46 - 4 hours
|
|That's my hypothesis, yes. Trump appeals to people's
|emotions and stokes division on purpose.
|u/crimsonblod - 26 minutes
|
|The Russians actually wrote a book a while back about the
|exact strategies they’re using to undermine the US today,
|and iirc yes. That’s basically part of their game plan.
|I’ll have to see if I can remember the name. I’ll send it
|if I do! Also, to this day I am confused why whoever
|wrote it was allowed to basically publicize what their
|post Cold War strategies against the western world would
|be, but whatever. I’m not particularly savvy in the world
|of geopolitics, and I would be interested in knowing if
|anybody knows the answer there! *Edit*: Here we go!
|Ironically, I think it’s called “The foundations of
|Geopolitics” by Aleksandr Dugin
|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics
|Some concerning points that have already begun to happen
|are: Getting the the UK cut off from the eu (because they
|consider it just an extension of the US) They claim
|“Ukraine should not be allowed to be independent” because
|it is too close with the west” That Russia should
|maintain a strong alliance with certain Islamic states,
|also specifically naming Iran In what I find to be the
|most alarmingly accurate take, the book directly states
|that Russia should: > “use its special services within the
|borders of the United States and Canada to fuel
|instability and separatism against neoliberal globalist
|Western hegemony, such as, for instance, provoke "Afro-
|American racists" to create severe backlash against the
|rotten political state of affairs in the current present-
|day system of the United States and Canada” > “introduce
|geopolitical disorder into internal American activity,
|encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social,
|and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident
|movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus
|destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It
|would also make sense simultaneously to support
|isolationist tendencies in American politics" They also
|claim that eventually, Finland, Lithuania, Latvia, parts
|of Georgia, Belarus, and Moldova should be absorbed into
|Russia, Poland should be split in half between Russia and
|Germany, while Romania, Macedonia, Serbia, and Greece
|should be turned into either some sort of Russian
|satellite state, or absorbed into Russia. (Not sure what
|they mean by the phrasing here). Another key goal is the
|spread of anti American sentiment across everywhere they
|can globally, in order to be able to use the US as a
|scapegoat. Oh, and they claim that Armenia should become
|a military base, and that they (again, Russia) should help
|stimulate what sounds like some sort of coup in Turkey.
|“Geopolitical shocks” as they put it. Yeah, overall, it’s
|a terrifyingly accurate roadmap that Russia appears to
|have been following since basically the end of the Cold
|War. I first learned about it back during trump’s first
|term, and it’s chilling how accurately things seem to have
|unfolded since then.
|u/Poppa_Mo - 2 hours
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|They'd make good pig feed.
|u/Wings_in_space - 1 hour
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|Poor pigs.... That would be worse than eating shit....
|u/Caterpillar_3406 - 5 hours
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|Sun Tzu would agree. A bunch of animals would not.
|u/magic-moose - 2 hours
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|Also, they could cling to pieces of wreckage. Safer to make sure
|there is none.
|u/BootieSue - 7 hours
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|Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, and Elon Musk are in a boat. The boat
|begins to sink. Who’s saved? America.
|u/DOHC46 - 5 hours
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|I would mourn the boat and honor its noble sacrifice of it sank and
|drowned those 3 freakish wastes of carbon. 🫡
|u/potatomeeple - 1 hour
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|The boat can probably be recovered later and dressed in medals and
|flowers for its service. The boat will sail on!
|u/Brotherisaboomer - 1 hour
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|A great boat. One of the best boats ever, the strongest boat!
|u/Square-Blueberry3568 - 7 minutes
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|I'd save my effort
|u/Ok-Grape-8389 - 4 hours
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|Republicans and democrats are two wings of the same party. Neither
|party cares about the people. They only care about running the
|protection and extortion racket called government.
|u/Narcuterie - 2 hours
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|The election's over, you can stop saying both sides are the same
|now, Vladimir.
|u/XenoBlaze64 - 2 hours
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|I think there's a grand difference between not appearing to do much
|and literally setting the country on fire and dumping 5 kiloliters
|of gasoline onto it.
|u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 - 1 hour
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|Yes, forgiving student loans and welfare for billionaires are
|basically the same thing. 🙄
|u/allanon1105 - 8 hours
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|Throw a battery in the boat and release a shark into the lake, just to
|be sure.
|u/ihvnnm - 8 hours
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|Don't do that to the poor shark, doesn't need to be swimming with that
|garbage.
|u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year - 5 hours
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|My friend don’t listen to the crowd They say ‘jump’
|u/Ok-Grape-8389 - 4 hours
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|What did the poor shark ever done to you?
|u/No_Principle3469 - 8 hours
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|The Fonz!!!❤️
|u/Elfbjorn - 8 hours
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|As usual, Henry Winkler for the win!
|u/Unusual_Response766 - 8 hours
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|Ayyyyyyy!
|u/kompletist - 8 hours
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|The Fonz coming out swinging today haha.
|u/Schmoopie_Love - 8 hours
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|You can't jump the shark without the boat.
|u/Almacca - 8 hours
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|BAZINGA!
|u/Lotus-child89 - 2 hours
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|But he jumped it on a motorcycle
|u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 - 1 hour
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|Pretty sure he was on jet skis in that particular event.
|u/crystalcastles13 - 6 hours
|
|True story:when I was 16 and had been driving for all of four seconds I
|crashed my car into Mr Winkler at the Bel Air East gate (he was turning
|left onto Sunset @ Beverly Glen and I was about to cross Sunset on BG
|going home) and it jacked his Jag up badly. But he was so kind and nice
|about it. I was shaking all over and freaking out badly. He calmly
|told me “we all just need to slow down a little bit” and gave me a hug.
|He later sent me an 8x10 glossy of himself that said “Dear —, I hope
|that the next time we “run into each other” it’s under much more
|pleasant circumstances” I loved him when I was little, I love him now.
|He’s a very sweet man and a class act who doesn’t seem to take shit too
|seriously.
|u/thestarsarehollow - 4 hours
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|Aw I love this 🥹
|u/birddog0 - 1 hour
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|Such a sweet memory
|u/crystalcastles13 - 56 minutes
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|Indeed, best car crash I ever had :)
|u/AdSilent9810 - 8 hours
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|Also put Elon on there for good measure
|u/InevitableEffect9478 - 3 hours
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|& Clarence Thomas
|u/Randomcommentor1972 - 8 hours
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|Burned by the Fonz
|u/caylem00 - 1 hour
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|The lake. Fresh water is a dwindling resource, and the three of them
|would pollute it even more.
|u/jeanclaudebrowncloud - 1 minute
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|All that makeup and grease :(
|u/Common_Exam_1401 - 7 hours
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|I’d save none of them, they’ve earned their fate
|u/Common_Exam_1401 - 7 hours
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|That’s why I said what I said
|u/Biggu5Dicku5 - 5 hours
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|Is it a nice boat? I'm team boat regardless, just wondering if it's a
|nice boat as well...
|u/Somecrazycanuck - 8 hours
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|Id save the lake.
|u/FitCut3961 - 8 hours
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|Exactly . . . The Boat! The rest is food for the sea life. They might
|need some pepto, though.
|u/Elfbjorn - 8 hours
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|Biodegradable. Perhaps.
|u/Sea-Tradition-9676 - 8 hours
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|Can I help it sink faster? We'll have to send Tulsi to Russia for her
|funeral.
|u/Disastrous-Age-992 - 6 hours
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|Ask each of them if they prefer electrocution or sharks.
|u/PDM_1969 - 6 hours
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|Absolutely 100% The Fonz there
|u/PlankownerCVN75 - 5 hours
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|The boat can be salvaged or at least used to see what went wrong and
|avoid it happening again.
|u/NickyRaZz - 5 hours
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|Shoot more holes in the boat so they sink faster
|u/rygelicus - 2 hours
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|The Fonz wins again!
|u/viirtualcutie - 1 hour
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|Henry Winkler is a legend for this reply. THE BOAT. Nothing else
|matters. 💀
|u/Few-Emergency5971 - 1 hour
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|Fuck that, save the lake. The fishes get a new habitat, and some food.
|But I doubt they want to eat junk anyways
|u/Asleep-Credit-2824 - 9 hours
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|Rubio is nowhere near the level of asshole the other two are at
|u/Andrew-Cohen - 8 hours
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|[https://justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/1601/marco-
|rubio](https://justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/1601/marco-
|rubio) I mean if you don’t give a fuck about women‘s rights or the
|border actually being secure..
|u/IowaKidd97 - 8 hours
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|If we are speaking in relative terms Rubio is pretty good compared
|to those other two. He’s not great kind you but he’s just a standard
|republican. I’d take that over MAGA crazies any day
|u/satori1013 - 7 hours
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|He’s a competent adult. He won’t last long
|u/Asleep-Credit-2824 - 8 hours
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|No, I do, it just Gaetz is a pedo and Tulsi is a Russian spy. Rubio
|isn’t great but he’s not those two
|u/Papazani - 5 hours
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|I disagree with almost everything Rubio says… but I don’t remember any
|scandals or questional behavior. So I can somewhat respect him.
|u/GuitarSingle4416 - 8 hours
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|Fredo.
|u/_SummerofGeorge_ - 8 hours
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|But if you save the boat aren’t you technically saving all 3?
|u/RaeTheScribe - 8 hours
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|Nah, dump them all into the sea, then take the boat back to shore.
|u/OrangeAppleBird - 8 hours
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|No, they are too heavy for the boat, so you throw them over to get the
|boat afloat
|u/DOHC46 - 5 hours
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|If you're saving the boat, you dump out all of the dead weight first.
|u/_SummerofGeorge_ - 5 hours
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|True!
|u/Jocuro - 8 hours
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|Look, I'm just not a fan of deep water. I'm sure they'll all be fine.
|u/Bulky-Internal8579 - 8 hours
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|Is there a really nice oar? Okay, a crappy one?
|u/steveclt - 8 hours
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|I would save Our Country… from them
|u/Almacca - 8 hours
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|If those three are ever in that unlikely position, I'm going to assume
|it was done deliberately and not interfere with forces greater than
|myself.
|u/Lonnification - 7 hours
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|This is the correct answer.
|u/Jacob1207a - 7 hours
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|Unless you're a lifeguard or in some other limited circumstances (e.g.
|it is your boat), you generally don't have a legal obligation to render
|assistance to such people. But, to be safe, I'd shout that I was going
|to get help and then--due to being in a panic, of course--would take the
|most inefficient route to the most ineffectual helper I could think of.
|u/Amazing-Repeat2852 - 7 hours
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|Only right answer
|u/igw81 - 6 hours
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|Rubio is okay. Don’t love him but he shouldn’t be in the same sentence
|as those other two
|u/Beginning_Ad_7571 - 6 hours
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|Damn near lost a hundred dollar rowboat!
|u/ExtremlyFastLinoone - 5 hours
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|As an american I have no legal requirement to save anyone
|u/2bnameless - 5 hours
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|Sorry Fonzie, the boat has already been compromised,. It's too late to
|save it. Save the marine life
|u/Ok_Researcher_9796 - 5 hours
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|The Fonz still got it.
|u/Stop_Fakin_Jax - 5 hours
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|Im saving the lake.
|u/ccdude14 - 5 hours
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|Everytime Winkler pops up, no matter where or when he always knows what
|to say to make me laugh. Everytime. Such a national treasure.
|u/Swaibero - 3 hours
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|I’ll take the oar, just to be safe.
|u/604nini - 3 hours
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|I’ve heard it’s very dangerous to help drowning people unless properly
|equipped as they can cause those saving them to also drown. Yay for fish
|food 👏
|u/ccutieangelbabe - 3 hours
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|Honestly, the boat deserves better than any of them
|u/SomeKindofTreeWizard - 3 hours
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|The Fonz knows what's up.
|u/sjeve108 - 3 hours
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|The shark
|u/Simple-Kitchen-3250 - 3 hours
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|Saving the boat is not just the right answer, it’s the only answer. Let
|nature do its thing.
|u/Heriros - 2 hours
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|Sorry. i'd have to save the lake unfortunately the boat is guilty by
|association, they can all rot and wither at the bottom of the empty
|hole.
|u/heidelberg2023 - 2 hours
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|Ehhhh 👍
|u/Blakelock82 - 2 hours
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|You know you've done fucked up when the Fonz doesn't like you.
|u/Salty-Baby-7256 - 1 hour
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|Since it’s a sinking boat, can we pick a shark or electrocution?
|u/The-True-Kehlder - 1 hour
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|That boat is a martyr. Don't take his moment of glory like that.
|u/aotus_trivirgatus - 1 hour
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|Fonzie's still got it!
|u/Damien23123 - 1 hour
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|Is there an option to shoot the boat?
|u/ConscientiousObserv - 48 minutes
|
|Got to meet Harry Winkler back in the late 70s. Class act then. Class
|act now.
|u/f1careerover - 32 minutes
|
|Well, since the majority voted for a change in pace and to not stick
|with the status quo, I’d say the lake deserves a medal. The lake being
|the American people who decided to support a new way forward by carrying
|their new leaders. They lost so badly because they ignored what voters
|actually wanted and thought they could coast to victory on a platform of
|“not being Trump.” Turns out, repeating the same tired strategy of
|opposition without offering anything meaningful or new doesn’t exactly
|inspire confidence. People wanted action, not just a different logo on
|the sinking ship.
|u/onlymostlydead - 26 minutes
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|Screw that. I’m doing whatever heroic efforts I can manage to save the
|three. Three life jackets, that is.
|u/RedWarsaw - 12 minutes
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|Id start pissing in the lake just to make sure it's deep enough.
|u/CeaseToCaesar - 7 hours
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|Nah who knows what nasty stuff on that boat #that thing is CURSED! Burn
|that shie!
|u/KittySwipedFirst - 7 hours
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|We don't deserve Henry Winkler 🤣🤣🤣
|u/Wide-Recognition6456 - 7 hours
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|Fuck yeah Fonzie!
|u/Shot-Attention8206 - 7 hours
|
|I see these things, and all I can think of is "That thing you do" Steve
|Zahn saying about Jonathan Schaech character, there he goes to write the
|new hit song alone in his principles.
|u/ImpalaGangDboyAli - 7 hours
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|He really is cool IRL
|u/MostWanted006 - 7 hours
|
|I don't know who they are, but a sinking boat probably has a hole. Why
|would you try? You can fix it, of course, but why bother risk your life
|after you save it and after you fix it? (I'm just fucking around but
|still doesn't make sense.)
|u/Ok-Walk-8040 - 7 hours
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|The Fonz would jump over these sharks with water skis
|u/707943 - 7 hours
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|The Fonz RULES!!!
|u/brannon1987 - 6 hours
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|We are the boat
|u/JM3DlCl - 6 hours
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|The fish because the water is gonna be toxic after they touch it .......
|u/Cute-Republic2657 - 6 hours
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|😆
|u/The84thWolf - 6 hours
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|I would save my energy
|u/Former-Material9099 - 6 hours
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|My time
|u/International_Boss81 - 6 hours
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|Whichever ever one holds still enough for me to pee on them.
|u/OzzyG16 - 5 hours
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|Fuck them MFs
|u/prosperosniece - 5 hours
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|Hey!
|u/ExplosiveDiarrhetic - 2 hours
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|Is what horses eat
|u/hplcr - 5 hours
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|Drill a hole in the boat to make it sink faster.
|u/forestsunbeach - 5 hours
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|The boat’s a hero for sinking those three. We should have a parade for
|that boat.
|u/KlutzyCoyote3026 - 5 hours
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|WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS
|u/AliosSunstrider - 5 hours
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|Nah they touched the boat, can I pick a fish?
|u/Sudden-Actuator5884 - 4 hours
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|Winkler is still alive?
|u/Right-Monitor9421 - 4 hours
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|I’ve had the honor to meet him. He is a great guy.
|u/CrazyPlato - 3 hours
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|The nation
|u/Crime-of-the-century - 3 hours
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|The obvious answer is you have to take your own safety into account
|first both men will drag you down with them. I might overpower the woman
|and at least I could get free if she tried to drag me down so I would
|try to save her. After that I would ask her to leave politics.
|u/BlackLakeBlueFish - 3 hours
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|Aaaahhh! 👍🏻👍🏻
|u/splatomat - 3 hours
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|I'd save my time and effort.
|u/CliffLake - 3 hours
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|It's the Trolley prob but you're rooting for the Trolley. Sweet.
|u/lastingmuse6996 - 2 hours
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|unless the boat is symbolic of the MAGA movement. then, let them go down
|with the ship.
|u/ipenlyDefective - 1 hour
|
|Argh. I was in this situation once. Different people but here was 6 of
|them. The weird disconnect is I enjoyed it. Saving people is fun. But
|I can't talk about it to anyone but you fellow anonymous Internet
|degenerates. They all consider it the worst moment of their life. Maybe
|I'm a bad person, but yeah I enjoyed pulling them out of the water and
|seeing their faces as they realized they're not going to die today.
|u/BornImpress8113 - 57 minutes
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|Haha clever comeback so funny! Garbage political sub
|u/JaffaSG1 - 50 minutes
|
|Environmentalist here… such a shame we have to sacrifice the lake, but
|there you go.
|u/RyuuzakiRyoto - 44 minutes
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|I'm really surprised so many people on Reddit hate them while majority
|of the Americans voted for them. I guess this is what vocal minority is
|u/Huge_Sundae_188 - 39 minutes
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|This sub is dead
|u/semimillennial - 22 minutes
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|Imagine the Fonz tweeting this about you
|u/RawAsparagus - 6 minutes
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|Ayyyyy!!!
|u/No_Budget1999 - 2 hours
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|Why do people dislike Tulsi Gabbard?
|u/1000yearoldbread - 1 hour
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|Because she simply left the party they all love, and somehow she is
|a…russian spy? As they will pretend we are russian bots too for
|questioning their beliefs 😂
|u/No_Budget1999 - 1 hour
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|Hahahaha it’s so wild? You’d think people would like her for her
|political track record. Decent indication of her character.
|u/1000yearoldbread - 1 hour
|
|Up until half a year ago Tulsi and Vivek were praised by the left, as
|soon as they don’t want to align themselves with a failing ideology,
|y’all are somehow praising Dick Chaeney for endorsing Kamala.
|Hypocrites.
|u/tearexwow - 3 hours
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|bazinga! thanks for the gold kind stranger! holds up spork
|u/TheLoneGunman559 - 3 hours
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|The boat can't be saved, but you have a gun. The gun only has two
|bullets though. You shoot yourself in the head twice.
|u/chadmummerford - 8 hours
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|tulsi, she's a fox. probably gives great head.
|u/steveclt - 8 hours
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|For a Russian asset
|u/JustGAFS - 52 minutes
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|9 years later you guys are still trying to play the Russian hoax
|card? Get new material
|u/chadmummerford - 8 hours
|
|I watched this tv show The Americans, the Russian spies are highly
|fluent in the art of hawk tuah. Save Tulsi, beyond doubt.
|u/ElderNickMo21 - 6 hours
|
|Ahhh yes the party of love and tolerance advocating for death again.
|Surprise surprise.
|u/teddy1245 - 4 hours
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|lol you don’t know what those words mean do you?
|u/HasRedditWokenUpYet - 4 hours
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|This sub is so stupid
|u/Django_Unleashed - 4 hours
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|Most of the US thinks differently. Cope.
|u/Quiet-Ad-7989 - 1 hour
|
|Of course joking about drowning political figures is only funny when
|it’s about “that” side.
|u/ReallyDumbRedditor - 8 hours
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|All the neckbeards here pretending they wouldn't save Tulsi because
|she's a woman 💀💀💀
|u/tkrr - 5 hours
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|Tulsi is a woman, yes, and actually quite an attractive one. But she’s
|still shark food.
|u/chadmummerford - 5 hours
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|nah she's fun time
|u/dyingblackstar - 4 hours
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|Reddit at least please try to at least NEUTRAL . So much LEFTISM. It’s
|just plain ugly garbage now.
|u/ExplosiveDiarrhetic - 2 hours
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|Then leave
|u/dooremouse52 - 2 hours
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|Go on, git
|u/RIPx86x - 3 hours
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|Tell me again why you guys lost
|u/Musicfan637 - 4 hours
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|Might get a hanny from Tulsi. I’ll choose her.
|u/porky8686 - 4 hours
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|She is pretty, but calling her the face is a bit misogynistic😂😂😂😂Just
|having a bubble.
|
