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What's more impressive when it's done naked?



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|u/Happy_Terd - 12 hours
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|Bee keeping


  |u/itsROCKETMAN - 12 hours
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  |Im a beekeeper, can confirm this.


    |u/Sliksteve - 7 hours
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    |Where's the most painful place to get stung that isn't the eyes


      |u/WienerBatter - 6 hours
      |
      |The peehole


        |u/ProbablyHornyMaybe - 5 hours
        |
        |Buzz buzz


          |u/DoctorJordi_ - 5 hours
          |
          |Ya like jazz?


            |u/CodenameX47 - 36 minutes
            |
            |Jizz


        |u/LardAmungus - 4 hours
        |
        |Name checks out


        |u/Consistent-Tap-4255 - 4 hours
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        |I trust your expertise u/WienerBatter


    |u/TheOxygenius - 6 hours
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    |How old are you? Obviously bee keeping age.


      |u/northb4 - 6 hours
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      |R&M reference for the win!


    |u/xendelaar - 3 hours
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    |I guess you definitely must be beekeeper age then.


  |u/Waltonruler5 - 11 hours
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  |Well when you're bee keeping age...


  |u/HorseMeatEyeballs - 12 hours
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  |Bee creeping


  |u/md22mdrx - 10 hours
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  |First thing I thought of …


|u/stardustxglow - 12 hours
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|There was a guy on the local news that fought a cougar while naked,
|'cause it attacked his dog.


  |u/SeanTheTranslator - 10 hours
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  |Is this about the same guy as the top comment? /u/Long-Tip-5374


    |u/Long-Tip-5374 - 10 hours
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    |No it was definitely not a cougar I chase cougars but not that kind


      |u/SucculentBussy_ - 8 hours
      |
      |My man


      |u/hanging_with_epstein - 9 hours
      |
      |That was a fantastic reply


        |u/millennialoser - 6 hours
        |
        |How many “name checks” do  you get in a day??


          |u/hanging_with_epstein - 6 hours
          |
          |Quite a few, all with varying degrees of the same joke. I
          |just reply 🥁💥 now


        |u/Aware_Impression_736 - 1 hour
        |
        |I'm on the express elevator to Hell for laughing at your screen
        |name.


      |u/ssw_watermelon1255 - 8 hours
      |
      |someone give this man an award.


      |u/honkywonky74400 - 9 hours
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      |Real


    |u/oatmeal28 - 9 hours
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    |No the cougar was having a picnic nearby and paid ole Long Tip a
    |visit that evening 


  |u/Master_Air_8485 - 12 hours
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  |This is why you always go to her house after the bar instead of going
  |to your place.


    |u/AcademicWeapon06 - 11 hours
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    |Isn’t a cougar an animal? English isn’t my first language so maybe
    |I’m mistaken idk.


      |u/314159265358979326 - 10 hours
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      |It's slang for older ladies trying to bang young men in this
      |case, but yes, it is also a large cat.


        |u/Saturated-Biscuit - 8 hours
        |
        |And by “bang” he means “shtup.”


          |u/Leviathan1337 - 6 hours
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          |And by "shtup" he means "The Married Horizontal Charleston"


      |u/vujn - 11 hours
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      |lol, cougar is slang for a older woman who likes younger men.


    |u/Littens4Life - 9 hours
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    |I was waiting for this joke lol


|u/Myfathersfavdaughter - 13 hours
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|Making bacon


  |u/zer00eyz - 11 hours
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  |One of my first jobs was at a fast food joint.   When you opened one
  |of the things you had to do for one of the stations (hotdogs) was to
  |fry an ungodly amount of bacon bits (think 20+ pounds). The thing you
  |had to do  was to get yesterday's aprons out of the dirty bin, hold
  |two up as a shield and stick your arm through to flip and spread
  |them... You would still get bacon bits on the arm, and to the face...
  |it was pretty much hell.   Making 20 pounds of bacon bits on a hot
  |griddle would be far far worse.


    |u/Alt0173 - 2 hours
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    |They seriously couldn't just give you proper PPE...


  |u/Wtf-Happened-44 - 12 hours
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  |You sub-of-a B&\^#$, you stole my answer, lmao


  |u/Vegetable_Tension985 - 7 hours
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  |bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes


  |u/Howmanygravels - 6 hours
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  |On slow Sundays, I will hop out of bed naked, start the oven at 200°F
  |and slap a pack of bacon on the racks. Go back to bed, lay down, nap
  |for a couple more hours and return to said oven, still naked but
  |chomping on bacon this time around.


  |u/docta_pepper - 10 hours
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  |baking bacon in the oven is the superior method


    |u/002dollar - 7 hours
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    |Bakin


    |u/namath3030 - 6 hours
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    |Always wondered why we cook bacon, but we bake cookies…


      |u/docta_pepper - 5 hours
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      |lol. we also have scalloped potatoes but no potatoed scallops?
      |crazy world we live in


    |u/314159265358979326 - 10 hours
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    |I tried an air fryer. Problem is, I didn't look up the smoke point
    |of bacon fat beforehand. Protip: it's less than 400.


      |u/Sharin_the_Groove - 9 hours
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      |So what'd you fry it at and for how long? And would you keep
      |doing it that way?


        |u/TheKnightRider009 - 9 hours
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        |I think they're trying to say that things didn't turn out so
        |well doing it that way


|u/Long-Tip-5374 - 13 hours
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|Protecting your dog from a coyote. I ran out into my front yard naked
|with my sha boingy boingy out to protect my Jack Russell Terrier
|Gunther from a coyote attack one time. My neighbors across the street
|were having a family picnic when it happened.


  |u/vexage_the_anti_simp - 12 hours
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  |Your neighbours got to witness your username


    |u/LastEngill - 12 hours
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    |maybe they thought you were bringing the sausage...


      |u/pm_me_coffee_pics - 11 hours
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      |…and then disappointed when he didn’t


        |u/DeuceSevin - 10 hours
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        |And brought a cocktail frank instead.


          |u/bearwithmeimamerican - 10 hours
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          |"Everyone, meet Frank. Frank has a cock tail"


          |u/phatelectribe - 7 hours
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          |Shrimp cocktail according to grandma


      |u/Long-Tip-5374 - 9 hours
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      |I brought it with extra head cheese


    |u/Silist - 10 hours
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    |His sha boingy boingy


  |u/Gogh619 - 12 hours
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  |Seems like an odd time to have a picnic. While you’re naked, and your
  |dog is being eaten.


    |u/FuckThisShizzle - 12 hours
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    |Sounds like dinner and a show.


    |u/Phage0070 - 9 hours
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    |Family picnic in the front yard with the wild coyotes.


    |u/french_fries_dealer - 11 hours
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    |They send the coyote to bring them dog meat, they were lacking some


  |u/False-Somewhere1609 - 12 hours
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  |Give this guy a 🏅


  |u/ClassroomJealous1060 - 12 hours
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  |I feel more bad his name is Gunther over the incident.


  |u/Juan52 - 11 hours
  |
  |Man wasn’t the other way? JRTs are vicious little demons!


|u/SubconsciousTantrum - 12 hours
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|Welding


  |u/NYCHReddit - 11 hours
  |
  |Lmao came here hoping top answer would be the exact same as the “what
  |should never be done naked” question, glad to see Reddit does not
  |disappoint


  |u/Turpentine_Enema - 11 hours
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  |Besides the intense UV radiation, you could easily TIG weld naked. I
  |do it in a tank top and shorts all the time (because Florida)


    |u/RJG-340 - 10 hours
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    |Seems like the UV rays arr worse tig welding aluminum that steel,
    |or is it my imagination, or maybe changing the polarity is the
    |cause???


      |u/Turpentine_Enema - 10 hours
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      |The shiny aluminum reflects all that light and heat back at you.
      |I had a pretty bad sunburn until my arms got used to it.


        |u/pirivalfang - 6 hours
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        |Your arms don't get used to it. You're just permenently
        |damaging your skin with high intensity UV.  You're probably
        |going need to have several melanomas carved off of your body.


  |u/Frosty-the-hoeman - 12 hours
  |
  |Igetthisreference.jpg


  |u/Briffy03 - 11 hours
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  |Learned this one the hard way, glad i wasnt fully nakedy but didnt
  |think i could get a sunburn on my inner thighs


|u/Valtael - 12 hours
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|I found out that the mormons always skip my house when they come down
|the street because when she was about 19 my wife once opened the door
|to them stark naked with full goth makeup and vampire fangs.


  |u/Frost-Wzrd - 12 hours
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  |I'd never skip that house


    |u/AcquittalBurden - 12 hours
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    |That'd be the only house we go to


      |u/Gomer_Schmuckatelli - 8 hours
      |
      |"We're gonna start here and then regroup in an hour for a head
      |count."


        |u/Scarfiotti - 2 hours
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        |Hmmmm, head count......


    |u/Kerrigore - 9 hours
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    |I, too, choose OP’s naked goth wife.


      |u/Captain_Salamander - 9 hours
      |
      |Reddit Challenge: Try To Be Original.


        |u/Seanvich - 9 hours
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        |Nice catch 22.


        |u/Weird_Fiches - 8 hours
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        |Original?  Didn't you read the ToS?


    |u/Rickman1945 - 9 hours
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    |So you’re a Hex Girl?


    |u/Thin_Onion3826 - 9 hours
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    |If you told me where that house was, I’d fly in just to go there.


  |u/Elementus94 - 11 hours
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  |Guy won the lotto with the goth vampire wife.


  |u/8_LivesLeft - 11 hours
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  |Where exactly?


    |u/Daegzy - 10 hours
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    |That's disgusting! Ew! Where?!


      |u/ProdigyLightshow - 9 hours
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      |There are so many neighborhoods though! Which one?


  |u/igotDOOBIEinmyFUNK - 8 hours
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  |I’m sorry, but I can’t wrap my head around this. You live in your
  |house with your wife, who also lived there when she was growing up?
  |Or did the Mormons just put your wife’s name on a no call list and
  |they avoid her wherever she lives? I’m so confused.


    |u/jak119 - 6 hours
    |
    |They probably purchased or inherited the house from the wife’s
    |parents or live with the parents.


  |u/DFWPunk - 11 hours
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  |That's much easier than how I got them to skip mine.


    |u/french_fries_dealer - 11 hours
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    |What did you do?


      |u/DFWPunk - 10 hours
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      |I lecturedv the missionaries on the actual history of Joseph
      |Smith, including the drinking, smoking and having sex with his
      |wife's very young maid, which is when he had the polygamy
      |"revelation".  My father was a bishop so he had me on the do
      |visit list. Now I'm on the don't visit list. Only once have they
      |shown up and it was right after I moved so the records weren't
      |updated. It was two young ladies so I told told them they
      |probably weren't supposed to be visiting me.   Had I realized
      |they're basically required to do any chores you ask I may have
      |handled things differently.


        |u/Levistras - 10 hours
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        |Dude I just put a tiny pride flag in the front garden and they
        |treat my house like it’s radioactive.   Lecturing seems like
        |way too much energy expended.


          |u/DFWPunk - 10 hours
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          |Dude. They'll mow your lawn if you ask.  I really wish I'd
          |taken advantage.


            |u/Floppydisksareop - 9 hours
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            |The spiritual bullshit isn't remotely worth it.


          |u/Repulsive-Relief1818 - 10 hours
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          |We had Jehovah’s Witnesses at our door today at the exact
          |time my fiancé was trying to leave to go grab food. She goes
          |“welp I guess the dog is going for the ride” and let him out
          |the door. Apparently the pit/mastiff barreling through the
          |door at them was enough for them to grow wheels…because they
          |were back in the street with the quickness.


        |u/tylerbrainerd - 10 hours
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        |Did you explain how wrong they were using monopoly and
        |Radiohead?


          |u/DFWPunk - 9 hours
          |
          |Nah. When your father's a bishop and you hate him and his
          |church you just know the history. Honestly it's amazing how
          |little they really know, and how what they do know has been
          |tried.


  |u/purejawgz - 9 hours
  |
  |Is door knocking from religious groups common in the US?  I think
  |I’ve been done once in 15yrs of adulthood and the last 7ish of those
  |I’ve had a video doorbell


    |u/Roku-Hanmar - 5 hours
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    |In the last 20 years I can only recall getting the knock once (not
    |American)


  |u/CoIbeast - 7 hours
  |
  |I had to read this like 3 times because I was picturing your wife
  |opening the door and seeing *them* naked with vampire fangs and
  |makeup and got super confused.


  |u/stelleOstalle - 11 hours
  |
  |And a vampire cape, I hope.


  |u/Rigamortus2005 - 5 hours
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  |Disgusting. As a Mormon, can I get the exact location of your home so
  |I can also avoid it?


  |u/GreyPilgrim1973 - 10 hours
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  | An we get a photo of your wife?   Just for record keeping, mind you.


  |u/Remote-Two8663 - 9 hours
  |
  |Who was she expecting at the door?


  |u/Final_Dance_4593 - 10 hours
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  |Hot


  |u/DonaldMaralago - 9 hours
  |
  |Looking to spread the word. What’s your address


  |u/RetroBerner - 6 hours
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  |Guess I'll be a Mormon next Halloween, what's the neighborhood again?


  |u/IlIIlIIIlIl - 10 hours
  |
  |I love your wife...


  |u/rowenaravenclaw0 - 9 hours
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  | I once turned the sprinklers on the jehovah's witnesses


  |u/Financial-Round-1685 - 9 hours
  |
  |Where do you live so I know which house to avoid….


  |u/Saturated-Biscuit - 8 hours
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  |Pics or it didn’t happen


|u/SmiteThe - 12 hours
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|Undressing


  |u/Toshii1609 - 8 hours
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  |How tf


    |u/anxiouskeleton - 7 hours
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    |You never take off your skin suit?


      |u/Briezerr - 4 hours
      |
      |Username checks out


    |u/nightfall8000 - 7 hours
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    |Exactly


  |u/Brvcx - 6 hours
  |
  |[Robby Williams](https://youtu.be/BnO3nijfYmU?si=Fs6PVzuu-8gj-c50)
  |did this well over 20 years ago. I was an early teen when this song
  |(and videoclip) was all over the music channels in a lot of European
  |countries at the time.  Before anyone explodes, didn't take long for
  |a SFW video to appear, only for this one to be shown "after dark".


|u/Chaos-n-Dissonance - 13 hours
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|Hitting a home run without a bat.


  |u/pastelchannl - 12 hours
  |
  |somewhere somewhere there exists a hentai about this I bet.


    |u/ogcuddlezombie - 8 hours
    |
    |r/Rule34


  |u/Kingflowerpants - 12 hours
  |
  |No that's actually more impressive when you're wearing clothes.


    |u/Unseenmonument - 8 hours
    |
    |You can be naked and still wearing clothes.


      |u/binz17 - 6 hours
      |
      |Werecloths turn into a birthday suit during a full moon.


  |u/BubbleGumps - 12 hours
  |
  |Even more impressive if you're a woman and you do it with your tits.


    |u/happy--muffin - 12 hours
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    |That sounds painful I’m hurting just thinking about it 


|u/overthehillhat - 13 hours
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|making the State of the Union Address


  |u/AirpipelineCellPhone - 11 hours
  |
  |A, the emperor has no clothes, kind of situation, I assume.


  |u/betterthanamaster - 10 hours
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  |“My fellow Americans.  I know.  Everyone else gasped, too.  I just
  |got this new suit.  It’s the best suit I’ve ever worn.  Just
  |incredible craftsmanship.  China wishes they had a suit like this
  |one.  It’s going straight to the museum after this, too and everyone
  |can look at it and marvel!”  Worst part is, I think any of the
  |presidential candidates could have done this because their egos were
  |so big.


|u/Imightbeafanofthis - 12 hours
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|Cross country skiing.


  |u/Square_Ad8710 - 11 hours
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  |Down hill skiing.  I would figure the below freezing weather at
  |faster speeds would be worse.


  |u/ketchupnliqour - 6 hours
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  |It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!


|u/JadedBrit - 12 hours
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|Parading in front of thousands of your subjects.  They'll tell that
|story forever.


  |u/Funkeysismychildhood - 12 hours
  |
  |I understood that reference.


    |u/ADiabloFan - 8 hours
    |
    |Where is it from?


      |u/Funkeysismychildhood - 8 hours
      |
      |I believe he was refering to the old tale, The Emperor's New
      |Clothes


  |u/BlindWillieJohnson - 11 hours
  |
  |Stupid isn’t the same as impressive


  |u/DOOM_boy2010 - 12 hours
  |
  |Ow


|u/FaultyTowerz - 12 hours
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|Weed trimming


  |u/RudeInvestigatorNo3 - 3 hours
  |
  |Actually I think being naked helps in this case


|u/Adventurous_wolf02 - 12 hours
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|Hiking 3 miles. Although I don't recommend it


  |u/DOOM_boy2010 - 12 hours
  |
  |Wait fr?


    |u/Adventurous_wolf02 - 12 hours
    |
    |Yep it's a long story


      |u/PresToon - 10 hours
      |
      |Well...we are waiting...


        |u/Adventurous_wolf02 - 10 hours
        |
        |I'm still writing it out. Told you it was long


          |u/Fireblox1053 - 10 hours
          |
          |It’s been two hours. This must be a hell of a story!


            |u/Adventurous_wolf02 - 10 hours
            |
            |Patience


              |u/Video-Complex - 9 hours
              |
              |Yes


              |u/yoitsclarence - 8 hours
              |
              |Still waiting...


          |u/PresToon - 10 hours
          |
          |Oh bet. I just commented so I'll get an update lol


            |u/xSoullessx82 - 10 hours
            |
            |Thats a smart move, totally not doing the same with this 😁


      |u/jenkai1 - 12 hours
      |
      |I got time....


        |u/ManonegraCG - 12 hours
        |
        |Me too...


          |u/DogNostrilSpecialist - 10 hours
          |
          |So do I


            |u/MiserableEar4007 - 9 hours
            |
            |I got plenty of time.


  |u/jasonreid1976 - 8 hours
  |
  |I have a friend that has done a thru-hike of the AT. Apparently,
  |there are days where people hike naked in certain areas.  He saw
  |things.


    |u/grubas - 7 hours
    |
    |Naked people in the backwoods is just a thing.      You get
    |naturists, nudists, hippies, and whatever else.       Rock climbing
    |naked... Can hurt.


  |u/peanuts_powers - 8 hours
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  |We definitely got some times


|u/hacksawjim89 - 12 hours
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|Twister.


  |u/BradleyRaptor12 - 9 hours
  |
  |Oh yeah baby, just like that. No, your left foot goes on the far red,
  |not the green one.  I’d be too competitive on twister, even if I was
  |naked.


  |u/Chucks_u_Farley - 8 hours
  |
  |Love the thought of this, but I'm colorblind soooo...... yeah,  right
  |hand grey?


|u/Mysterious_Me3369 - 12 hours
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|I think any man that cooks bacon naked, successfully and without
|getting hurt, should get a trophy


  |u/pereuse - 9 hours
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  |Or woman


  |u/iHpv - 8 hours
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  |Drunk me doesn't need a shirt or tongs to cook bacon


|u/sukihasmu - 10 hours
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|Job interview


  |u/zzz88r1 - 9 hours
  |
  |Depends on the job


    |u/sukihasmu - 9 hours
    |
    |Couch salesman.


  |u/Dagobian_Fudge - 8 hours
  |
  |I think I’ve seen that movie


  |u/Huggy5795 - 2 hours
  |
  |I convinced a friend to show up to a job interview nude. It was at a
  |nudist resort. I asked her when would she ever get this opportunity
  |again? It would be a story she would have the rest of her life.
  |Kicker… everyone else showed up dressed.


|u/no_condoms_ - 12 hours
|
|Cutting steel with a torch.


  |u/EmergencyYou - 9 hours
  |
  |I was going to say welding. Uv burns in places you never thought of.


|u/Mechanic-Art-1 - 12 hours
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|Using an angle grinder.


|u/amyloulie - 12 hours
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|Playing the recorder without using your mouth


  |u/FkitA-a-ron - 11 hours
  |
  |Reminds me of a coworker who decided to share his amazing discovery
  |of a woman who could play the "cunt trumpet" while looking for porn.
  |He shared it with the entire crew while we were out for a smoke
  |break. 🤣


    |u/zzz88r1 - 9 hours
    |
    |I’d love to see that. 🤣. I have seen one that could shoot ping pong
    |balls across the room but never one that is musically inclined.


      |u/FkitA-a-ron - 7 hours
      |
      |Oh it was nowhere near worth the build up or the hype from the
      |dude. It was literally just a light quick prrt. Like if you
      |farted into one. 🤣   That being said the dude hyping up the video
      |was fucking hilarious. Youd think he discovered a nearby
      |inhabitable planet.


  |u/ManonegraCG - 12 hours
  |
  |Damn you! My drink just shot through my nose!


|u/Bjarki56 - 13 hours
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|Deep frying anything.


|u/Amockeryofthecistern - 9 hours
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|Shoplifting and not being caught.


|u/Rozkosz60 - 12 hours
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|Using my penis to spread buttercream on a cake.


  |u/ratraceinsurgent - 12 hours
  |
  |I feel like this may be more impressive fully clothed.


  |u/IndieGuy_5 - 12 hours
  |
  |surely you did this to someone you hate and not for yourself 😵‍💫


    |u/Funkeysismychildhood - 12 hours
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    |For his wife probably


      |u/Rozkosz60 - 10 hours
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      |It was for my husband’s birthday. Always doing kinky stuff.


        |u/bestbuyguy69 - 10 hours
        |
        |Well that's a fucking plot twist.  Edit: I'd have been able to
        |predict it had I opened the profile..


|u/April264 - 12 hours
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|Yoga


|u/FishAndRiceKeks - 12 hours
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|Men's gymnastics.  Dangerous.


|u/FrontConclusion8855 - 12 hours
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|fighting mike tyson - seriously tho, that fight sucked, it needs
|something


  |u/frugalsoul - 8 hours
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  |Anything. Preferably lions. It would at least be done sooner


|u/RoboJoePrime - 12 hours
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|Helicoptering


|u/LPPrince - 12 hours
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|Putting your clothes on


  |u/Funkeysismychildhood - 12 hours
  |
  |No, pretty sure that would be more impressive if you already had
  |clothes on underneath. That'd make it more difficult


|u/iknowthekimchi - 11 hours
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|Kissing your child and then exposing your ass cheeks to millions of
|people on Netflix.


  |u/sauceanova - 4 hours
  |
  |Ath cheekth


|u/MudkipzAndUnicorns - 12 hours
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|Helicoptering


|u/Ok-Ship812 - 12 hours
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|Deep fat frying a thanksgiving turkey.


|u/TecN9ne - 12 hours
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|Cooking bacon


|u/Own_Law5626 - 12 hours
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|Winning a costume contest


|u/morganstern - 10 hours
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|Cooking bacon


|u/jstmenow - 10 hours
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|Frying 3 pounds of bacon without using the splatter shield on the pan


|u/DifficultLocation80 - 9 hours
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|Sex.


|u/FuchsVoid - 10 hours
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|ISS EVA


|u/NoOven2609 - 10 hours
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|Yo mama


|u/LadyGrantham - 10 hours
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|According to Roland Deschain - fighting naked.   >Eddie was doing well.
|The gunslinger measured just how well by the fact that he was fighting
|naked. That was hard for a man. Sometimes impossible


|u/dildiusmaximus - 5 hours
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|Hiding a boner


|u/laobai - 12 hours
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|Sunday sermon


  |u/McLazie - 12 hours
  |
  |Per usual in some British churches some, ask the head of the church
  |he knows it all


|u/Square_Ad8710 - 11 hours
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|Venomous snake milking.


|u/surveyor2004 - 12 hours
|
|Weed eating.


|u/FemboyChicken - 12 hours
|
|Cooking/frying somehing


|u/Careful-Midnight-275 - 11 hours
|
|Yoga, swimming, tanning, and partying


|u/herewegoagain592 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon.


|u/rippa76 - 9 hours
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|Cooking bacon


|u/tossaway78701 - 9 hours
|
|Dodgeball.  


|u/felinebarbecue - 9 hours
|
|Frying bacon.


|u/WholeContent7755 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/greginvalley - 9 hours
|
|Welding


|u/2yearlurking_10_19 - 8 hours
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|Cooking bacon


|u/The_SovietOnion6 - 8 hours
|
|putting your phone in your pocket


|u/old_school - 7 hours
|
|Everest


|u/ZedSpot - 7 hours
|
|Beekeeping


|u/YamOk9501 - 6 hours
|
|Whats so exciting about cooking bacon


|u/kdog_smash - 6 hours
|
|GETTING DRUNK, but the downside of this is you will get bruises all
|over your chest that makes it look nasty and blue..no blue not blue
|blie


|u/robinson217 - 6 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/GME_DIAMONDHANDS_APE - 5 hours
|
|Welding


|u/lyndy650 - 5 hours
|
|Welding


|u/BoringLoverrr - 5 hours
|
|Giving a commencement speech


|u/CuriousProblemChild - 4 hours
|
|getting pickpocketed


|u/desert_pine - 4 hours
|
|Skiing


|u/Any-Register-5967 - 4 hours
|
|Driving exam


|u/SasquatchNHeat4U - 3 hours
|
|Welding


|u/AwetPinkThinG - 2 hours
|
|Frying bacon on the pan


|u/Atophy - 48 minutes
|
|Pan frying a pack of bacon !


|u/No_Salad_68 - 43 minutes
|
|Bungy jumping.  Bodily elasticity writ large.


|u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross - 42 minutes
|
|Deep frying.


|u/somewetsocks69 - 13 hours
|
|Doing the helicopter with a penis


|u/Big-Instruction1745 - 13 hours
|
|Lava collecting


|u/djthinking - 12 hours
|
|Gymnastics, especially Beam or Uneven Bars. 


|u/diditjit - 12 hours
|
|Frying bacon


|u/Ok-Afternoon-3724 - 12 hours
|
|Frying bacon. BTDT


|u/randc1565 - 10 hours
|
|Bee Keeping


|u/juanitodel8 - 7 hours
|
|Do a spacewalk as an astronaut


|u/CountHonorius - 12 hours
|
|Grilling burgers


|u/Landcruiser2010 - 12 hours
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|Walking in public


|u/hyfen666 - 12 hours
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|Deadlifts


|u/ratraceinsurgent - 12 hours
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|Football


|u/throwingcopper92 - 12 hours
|
|Carrying donuts handsfree...


|u/Kermit_38 - 12 hours
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|Grinding metal tubing


|u/bazingathon - 12 hours
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|Fisticuffs.


|u/Sithical - 12 hours
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|Blowing insulation into an attic.


|u/Upset-Masterpiece218 - 12 hours
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|Getting dragged behind a horse


|u/SinceGoogleDsntKnow - 12 hours
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|World record number of shirts put on


|u/Shot_Pop7624 - 12 hours
|
|Having read Drawing of the Three, earning Rolands respect as a heroin
|addict: being in a gunfight.


|u/Adept_Geologist_9536 - 12 hours
|
|Aerobic exercises.


|u/Dziadzios - 12 hours
|
|Everything. No exception.


|u/SinceGoogleDsntKnow - 12 hours
|
|Firefighting


|u/aeninimbuoye13 - 12 hours
|
|Fight in a war and win


|u/redditofexile - 12 hours
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|Blacksmithing.


|u/dragonboysam - 12 hours
|
|Parkour (because you aren't shoes or gloves)


|u/urcrazyifurnormal - 12 hours
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|Yoga. Very freeing!


|u/Two_dump_chump - 12 hours
|
|Golf


|u/inertiam - 12 hours
|
|Streaking


|u/RunZombieBabe - 12 hours
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|Chainsaw juggling


|u/RoastPork2017 - 12 hours
|
|Going house to house asking them "Have you heard the good news?"


|u/Short-Advertising-49 - 12 hours
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|Welding


|u/jabbertaff - 12 hours
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|Press ups


|u/bigsoupinthecoupe - 12 hours
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|Hiking Mount Everest


|u/vanchit - 12 hours
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|Fencing


|u/AlanDank - 12 hours
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|Frying bacon


|u/koadey - 12 hours
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|Spending several days naked.


|u/Specialist-Way-648 - 12 hours
|
|Alligator wrestling.


|u/BoredSteak - 12 hours
|
|I dont know, come over and show me


|u/Mr_Bob_Ferguson - 12 hours
|
|Speaking at grandma’s funeral service.


|u/Ieatpussy - 12 hours
|
|Playing horseshoes


|u/Mysterious-Speech874 - 12 hours
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|Playing hockey


|u/Competitive-Bat-43 - 12 hours
|
|Fire juggling


|u/Reddintant - 12 hours
|
|Swimming across a freezing lake. It’s both daring and extreme,
|showcasing physical endurance and a complete disregard for comfort!


|u/Imissyoudarlin - 12 hours
|
|Dead lifting


|u/jaskee_rat_ - 12 hours
|
|you ask me opposite and I will say, SHIT.


|u/Lofty50 - 12 hours
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|Olympic Ice Dancing


|u/mrbigcawk - 12 hours
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|Beekeeping


|u/RevolutionAgile7769 - 12 hours
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|Snow shoveling


|u/Expensive_Presence_4 - 12 hours
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|Using a nut cracker


|u/TerriblePabz - 12 hours
|
|As a man, making bacon  Beware the boiling oil falling on unprotected
|heads lads


|u/Dkkkane - 11 hours
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|Shopping


|u/Flimsy-Tradition2850 - 11 hours
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|Changing cars oil.


|u/onemanmelee - 11 hours
|
|Pulling one of those unending handkerchiefs from your pocket.


|u/grendel54 - 11 hours
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|Sex


|u/Shot-Cover-5113 - 11 hours
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|Sky diving ?


|u/sas5814 - 11 hours
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|Frying bacon.


|u/thaliasophiax - 11 hours
|
|taking a shower


|u/ConclusionUnusual320 - 11 hours
|
|Ironing clothes…. Gave myself an interesting burn with an iron doing
|that once.


|u/Stinger22024 - 11 hours
|
|Cooking bacon. 


|u/Griffie - 11 hours
|
|Modeling dresses


|u/Smitzeh_IRL - 11 hours
|
|Attending a funeral.  Apparently it's only okay if it's your funeral.


|u/Paravachini - 11 hours
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|Sky diving


|u/CragTradder - 11 hours
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|dry humping


|u/lencc - 11 hours
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|Showering.


|u/CRO553R - 11 hours
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|Fashion Show


|u/FernSapien - 11 hours
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|Doing planks over hot Coles.


|u/edwardbusyhands - 11 hours
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|🥌 curling


|u/viper0481 - 11 hours
|
|Cooking fried chicken


|u/TheTinRam - 11 hours
|
|Convincing my wife to have sex with me


|u/ddlatv - 11 hours
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|Wasn't this already been asked?


|u/woodgie2 - 11 hours
|
|Frying bacon…


|u/Astrohurricane1 - 11 hours
|
|Fire fighting


|u/PlayNicePlayCrazy - 11 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/Acceptable_Face_8604 - 11 hours
|
|Everything :D


|u/ChaoticMutant - 11 hours
|
|Skydiving


|u/SteveBennett7g - 11 hours
|
|Preaching to the multitudes.


|u/HandsomeRob74 - 11 hours
|
|Frying bacon


|u/Ravenbob22 - 11 hours
|
|Fighting an army. It’s a pretty ballsy move.


|u/CalltheeZoo - 11 hours
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|A job interview


|u/Dugiongo - 11 hours
|
|Going out in public


|u/JesusOnline_89 - 11 hours
|
|Riding my bike 10 miles thru a high population city.


|u/Wranglin_Pangolin - 11 hours
|
|Public nudity is legal where I live. I’d say having a hard on for
|democracy and voting with a raging boner along with a can do attitude.


|u/Gcoanstevens - 11 hours
|
|Welding.


|u/Dig1talalch3my - 11 hours
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|Frying bacon


|u/OBCTea - 11 hours
|
|Welding


|u/Ordinary_Shallot_674 - 11 hours
|
|Helicopter. No impact fully clothed.


|u/IsThistheWord - 11 hours
|
|Running onto the field in the middle of a game.


|u/ScottOld - 11 hours
|
|Cooking sausages


|u/JellySquirtGun - 11 hours
|
|Opening a jar of pickles


|u/Dustinscottt - 11 hours
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|Roofing


|u/HusKimbo - 11 hours
|
|Sailing


|u/JoeyImage - 11 hours
|
|Looking great in new jeans


|u/Roninmajiks - 11 hours
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|Winning a fight against a bear


|u/skyfishgoo - 11 hours
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|welding


|u/DpvdSchlrMdrnAlchmst - 11 hours
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|Having meetings


|u/teachmeyourstory - 10 hours
|
|The Olympics God damn modern games ruining half the fun


|u/Lybertyne2 - 10 hours
|
|Heart surgery


|u/someguywhoreddits36 - 10 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/Used_Operation3647 - 10 hours
|
|Almost everything.


|u/djauralsects - 10 hours
|
|Cooking bacon.


|u/Prisoner_of_the_road - 10 hours
|
|Waiting in your boss's office ... In his chair ... Erected ...


|u/Allison800 - 10 hours
|
|Pillow grinding


|u/truvex - 10 hours
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|Presidential debates.


|u/iamded2401 - 10 hours
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|Skating


  |u/Davidc19872010 - 10 hours
  |
  |In sport announcer voice: OMG THERE GOES TONY HAWK WITH A 720 !....
  |OH THAT LOOKS PAINFUL BURT SEE THE WAY HIS BALLS HIT HIS ASS CHEEK
  |... HE GUNNS NEED A WHEEL CHAIR AND A DONUT PILLOW AFTER THAT ONE
  |FOLKS!


|u/Davidc19872010 - 10 hours
|
|Contortionist🤣🤯


|u/loki143 - 10 hours
|
|Welding


|u/starrpamph - 10 hours
|
|Soldering while sitting in a leather chair when it’s hot outside.


|u/mrjazzguitar - 10 hours
|
|Walking on the Moon.


|u/Tinyshareabebe - 10 hours
|
|Sex


|u/Plasma_Cosmo_9977 - 10 hours
|
|Probably contortion


|u/b3nn3rnbbq - 10 hours
|
|Charming someone in a bar


|u/DJ-Palli - 10 hours
|
|Showering


|u/Political_Unrest7 - 10 hours
|
|Skydiving naked…impressive for either sex!


|u/Admirable_Emu_4551 - 10 hours
|
|Running a marathon


|u/UnfeteredOne - 10 hours
|
|Proving my point on the completion of the CMDB project in front of a
|board of directors on why the investment was necessary


|u/bang0_slank - 10 hours
|
|Gun fighting


|u/blaedmon - 10 hours
|
|Beekeeping.


|u/Warper1980 - 10 hours
|
|Clapping without using your hands as a guy.


|u/Rinkiin - 10 hours
|
|Jumping off a cliff 🤣


|u/Temporary_Ice_7982 - 10 hours
|
|Definitely feed the dog


|u/ScaricoOleoso - 10 hours
|
|Converting large numbers of people to Catholicism.


|u/Fred_Ledge - 10 hours
|
|River dance


|u/Temporary_Ice_7982 - 10 hours
|
|Ohhhh now it's not sounding so bad when. U swish around a lil bit


|u/wigglyboiii - 10 hours
|
|Barbecue


|u/sf24252744 - 10 hours
|
|Direct traffic


|u/TheFightinSloth - 10 hours
|
|Clothes shopping.


|u/LitreAhhCola - 10 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/Younes007 - 10 hours
|
|Meeting parents in law


|u/IllustriousReason944 - 10 hours
|
|Frying bacon.


|u/Traditional_Age509 - 10 hours
|
|Home defense


|u/durrylegion - 10 hours
|
|A cartwheel!


|u/The_Hard_Truth69 - 10 hours
|
|Definitely not short selling, that’s for sure


|u/Ok-Mud4136 - 10 hours
|
|Safely defecating in the Amazon Rainforest, full sumo squat


|u/GoLionsJD107 - 10 hours
|
|Yoga


|u/laceybacey2626 - 10 hours
|
|Family thanksgiving dinner


|u/Eddie73-3 - 10 hours
|
|Getting dressed


|u/CokeEhCola - 10 hours
|
|I know it's not quite fully naked but it's just as impressive. Giving a
|live, world wide broadcasted heartfelt one on one interview with your
|son before you go box Jake Paul. My jaw hit the ground when I seen them
|yams.


|u/donkeyhustler - 10 hours
|
|Laying on a bed of nails


|u/King_Prawn_shrimp - 10 hours
|
|Welding.


|u/LatterOstrich5118 - 10 hours
|
|Taking a layer off.


|u/ahmitchah - 10 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/SoberAnxiety - 10 hours
|
|Ted talk about self confidence


|u/ianmoone1102 - 10 hours
|
|Spacewalk


|u/KokoTheTalkingApe - 10 hours
|
|Frying bacon.


|u/stbazx - 10 hours
|
|Welding


|u/evil_moron - 9 hours
|
|Frying bacon


|u/wooties05 - 9 hours
|
|Surviving a week outside


|u/Important_Piglet7363 - 9 hours
|
|Twirling a fire baton


|u/WiscoPopPM - 9 hours
|
|The sexing


|u/SillyGoatGruff - 9 hours
|
|Pulling off a formal black tie look


|u/306metalhead - 9 hours
|
|A bank robbery


|u/dcpixels - 9 hours
|
|The State of the Union address


|u/Da40kOrks - 9 hours
|
|cooking bacon.  That splattering grease is no joke!


|u/dannyantlers - 9 hours
|
|Orgies


|u/BadseNelson - 9 hours
|
|Getting dressed


|u/regular-normal-guy - 9 hours
|
|Wrestling a bear.  Jousting.  Cross country skiing.  Welding. 


|u/KingLouisXCIX - 9 hours
|
|Streaking.


|u/OolongGeer - 9 hours
|
|Humping


|u/FUNEMNX9IF9X - 9 hours
|
|for a male, carrying 6 donuts and two cups of coffee...


|u/Earth2Meekus - 9 hours
|
|Buying a car from a dealership


|u/negative-nelly - 9 hours
|
|Watching your kids school play.


|u/Orion14159 - 9 hours
|
|Men pole vaulting


|u/Grossent - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/BobknobSA - 9 hours
|
|Frying bacon


|u/JustDaggerz - 9 hours
|
|cooking bacon


|u/Momentofclarity_2022 - 9 hours
|
|Grilling.


|u/well_friqq - 9 hours
|
|Walkin into work


|u/Jitkay - 9 hours
|
|Everything !


|u/Carl-99999 - 9 hours
|
|Chainsaw juggling.


|u/ecallawsamoht - 9 hours
|
|Not "impressive", but running feels amazing when you do it naked.  I
|REALLY want to do a sanctioned nude 5K one day.


|u/HeifTreez - 9 hours
|
|A friend of mine was woken up in the middle of the night to intruders
|downstairs at his house. He hid beside the door to his bedroom and when
|one of the intruders entered the room, he physically captured him, used
|him as a human shield, walked him to the other two intruders and began
|digging a rollerblade key into the guys temple as a “shock and awe”
|measure of violence to scare them into abandoning their plans and
|leaving. It worked. As he screwed the metal key into the captive’s
|temple his screams and the others reactions were checkmate. The guys
|ran out of his house. He did all this stark nude.


|u/jp847 - 9 hours
|
|Beekeeping


|u/redbreadzed - 9 hours
|
|Jerking off


|u/zzz88r1 - 9 hours
|
|Don’t forget your towel


|u/Purging_mofos - 9 hours
|
|Welding


|u/booyoukarmawhore - 9 hours
|
|Getting undressed


|u/ScottCobler - 9 hours
|
|Playing pickleball


|u/nakanampuge - 9 hours
|
|MMA fights


|u/Known_Statistician59 - 9 hours
|
|Winning a contest where the objective is to be fully clothed.


|u/joeyggg - 9 hours
|
|Frying bacon.


|u/cake-hat - 9 hours
|
|climbing everest


|u/ZakkTheInsomniac - 9 hours
|
|Boxing


|u/redditAvilaas - 9 hours
|
|winning a fashion contest


|u/woke_up_sad - 9 hours
|
|Summiting Everest.


|u/HardworkingBludger - 9 hours
|
|Welding or working in a foundry or steelworks


|u/rowenaravenclaw0 - 9 hours
|
| Bungee jumping


|u/Soggy-Resolution-144 - 9 hours
|
|Classroom presentations


|u/bobbyjones2222 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon 🥓


|u/RoyalWeasel - 9 hours
|
|Firefighting.


|u/JuicyOrangelikesjsal - 9 hours
|
|Getting kicked in the nuts with no reaction 


|u/AcanthaceaeNew6761 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/xplosivetaco - 9 hours
|
|Evading arrest


|u/ReverbAtBat - 9 hours
|
|One word is needed      Houdini


|u/munko69 - 9 hours
|
|Ascent of Mt. Everest without a Sherpa


|u/kennnyisbored - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon.


|u/chairplanet - 9 hours
|
|Prime Ministership


|u/hadean_refuge - 9 hours
|
|Bear wrestling? Unicycle? Roofing? Thanksgiving?


|u/rodrigoelp - 9 hours
|
|Collecting bees to relocate them


|u/CyberTheWerewolf - 9 hours
|
|Kind of an odd answer, but body painting. Using your body as a
|paintbrush to make artwork is quite the talent.


|u/knightress_oxhide - 9 hours
|
|Opening a jar of pickles.


|u/lith0s - 9 hours
|
|Being an Emperor.


|u/Logical-Rip-8138 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/THEBUS1NESS - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/SpecialPush1069 - 9 hours
|
|Giving a speech


|u/corkas_ - 9 hours
|
|Bee keeping


|u/Vgcortes - 9 hours
|
|Everything that could harm you. Freeze, burn, cut, etc. Everything else
|is just stupid stuff, lol.


|u/abajasiesu - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/Riverrat423 - 9 hours
|
|Snow skiing!


|u/Off_The_Sauce - 9 hours
|
|doing a triple backflip while putting on a Tuxedo ..


|u/Successful_Load5719 - 9 hours
|
|Bowling a 280


|u/Draculamb - 9 hours
|
|Ice skating.   Trick or treating.   Bungee jumping.


|u/bippityboppityboing - 9 hours
|
|Juggling chainsaws


|u/Kamalas_Daddy - 9 hours
|
|Spinning fire is impressive. But when done naked, tho.


|u/CircleCityCyco - 9 hours
|
|Sex


|u/c3534l - 9 hours
|
|walking on the moon


|u/AmbiguousAlignment - 9 hours
|
|Magic


|u/No-Bar7826 - 9 hours
|
|Arguing a court case.


|u/steroboros - 9 hours
|
|Operating a deep frier


|u/Weak-Ganache-1566 - 9 hours
|
|Jumping chain link fences


|u/PanickedPoodle - 9 hours
|
|Carving the Thanksgiving turkey.   Bonus points for no knife. 


|u/RagingSensei - 9 hours
|
|Stripping


|u/ptsnucka - 9 hours
|
|Quitting your job  https://www.reddit.com/r/loopdaddy/s/QHHE73qCk1


|u/Curtainmachine - 9 hours
|
|Fighting the cops


|u/n00-1ne - 9 hours
|
|Voting


|u/hasteiswaste - 9 hours
|
|Crossing the north pole.


|u/PatK9 - 9 hours
|
|I do remember Naked News, got my attention.


|u/FlightOrFightLatter - 9 hours
|
|Have sex. With a one inch.


|u/AnyWar1424 - 9 hours
|
|Taking the garbage out


|u/RustyNK - 9 hours
|
|There was one dude on the news who protected his dog from a coyote
|while naked.


|u/mjohansen555 - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon....


|u/that_guy_who_builds - 9 hours
|
|Fencing.


|u/D-ouble-D-utch - 9 hours
|
|Deep frying


|u/69AlphaKevin88 - 9 hours
|
|Walking on the moon


|u/D-ouble-D-utch - 9 hours
|
|Running backwards through a cornfield


|u/0623 - 9 hours
|
|combing ur hair and jerking it at the same time


|u/50_MHz - 9 hours
|
|Modeling for Vogue.


|u/Ok_Rip1855 - 9 hours
|
|Going to the movies


|u/Ok_Rip1855 - 9 hours
|
|Bowling


|u/Particular_Minimum97 - 9 hours
|
|Shopping


|u/Blutroice - 9 hours
|
|Painlessly cooking bacon is quite a feat to accomplish in your birthday
|suit.


|u/txlady100 - 9 hours
|
|Fry cooking


|u/Gobertdd - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon


|u/hollywoodswinger1976 - 9 hours
|
|That scene from Titanic


|u/robot_diablo - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon.


|u/LorgPanther - 9 hours
|
|Magic shows. Everything on display, can't hide any of the
|tricks/techniques


|u/buddymoobs - 9 hours
|
|Welding.


|u/hankado - 9 hours
|
|Cooking Bacon


|u/CoolBreeze303 - 9 hours
|
|Gymnastics


|u/Bluerocky67 - 9 hours
|
|Frying food!


|u/wit_tha_shits - 9 hours
|
|Jump roping


|u/PlasticPizzaParty - 9 hours
|
|Climbing Mt. Everest


|u/The_Kwizatz_Haderach - 9 hours
|
|Sprint demo day


|u/Strange_Search_12 - 9 hours
|
|Killed a opossum in the closet. Hammered him to death.


|u/forfar4 - 9 hours
|
|Frying bacon.