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|u/HardcoreFlexin - 18 hours
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|Forgot to show Tysons bare ass
|u/Shelde - 18 hours
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|Haha I need to update the animation with that 🤟🏽
|u/Silentwarfare13 - 14 hours
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|Glove Bite, Naked ass, and slow Tyson's movement speed down by 50%.
|You got this, champ
|u/Hakthaf - 17 hours
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|Don't forget the netflix buffering
|u/HardcoreFlexin - 17 hours
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|That would be killer
|u/uoYredruM - 18 hours
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|Add the repeated glove biting too lol. Great animation!
|u/HardcoreFlexin - 17 hours
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|Had to bite something, noone was biting their nails over it that's
|for sure.
|u/SubmissiveDinosaur - 17 hours
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|And munching on his gloves
|u/DerpMaster4000 - 1 hour
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|Reading all of the below suggestions reminds me of early 2000s
|websites... what if you made several looping animations and the
|website plays them randomly? Normal circling, Tyson's bare ass,
|glove biting ... Maybe a rare 1 in 100 chance of "Here comes a new
|challenger!" ... and Jake Paul is squaring off with a baby?
|u/IgnorantGenius - 18 hours
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|You forgot all the boos from the crowd.
|u/Seraphenigma - 18 hours
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|And Mike nursing on his glove
|u/Kdog122025 - 18 hours
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|What the fuck was that? Was he sucking his gloved thumb?
|u/Im-Mr-Bulldopz - 18 hours
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|My theory is, since it seems to be a tick, he was anxious to have
|a real fight but had to hold back because neither fighters were
|allowed to knock each other out.
|u/Kdog122025 - 17 hours
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|I don’t think Tyson could knock out Jake Paul. Jake was clearly
|taking it easy. Mike’s lower body just didn’t work. Honestly, I
|respect Jake for how he handled himself in the ring. Sure it was
|rigged from the start, but he wasn’t out there really trying to
|hurt Mike. He got some good punches in, but no follow ups and
|nothing wild. Mike’s lower body just made it a no contest.
|u/bradland - 17 hours
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|My take is that Mike was 100% serious when he says he has a biting
|fixation. I think when he gets frustrated, he bites. I think it's
|a genuine issue he struggles with. More than one fighter who has
|faced him knows about it 1st hand. So my take is that Paul's
|people knew about the issue — who doesn't — and put it in the
|contract that if Mike bites Paul there's some kind of major
|financial penalty. I'm willing to bet that someone coached him to
|bite his glove instead. You can be sure that the entire situation
|was incredibly frustrating for Tyson. There were multiple points
|in the fight where you can see Tyson try to put together his old
|techniques. Tyson's head movement was always superlative. If you
|watch carefully in the first two rounds, you'll see him try to
|peek-a-boo Paul, but he just ends up disoriented. [Watch him duck
|and slip in this highlight
|reel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmjPRTGKD9o). His reaction
|time and head speed was insane. Dude could move his head faster
|than most heavyweights could throw a punch. Now go try it
|yourself. Just try ducking a couple of times. I'm ten years
|younger than Tyson. I go to the gym multiple times per week. I'm
|active. When I try it, I get really dizzy. So yeah, I think Mike
|was probably incredibly frustrated at the fact that he knew the
|path to a win, but he couldn't walk it. I really feel for the guy.
|u/Rafa_50 - 17 hours
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|I don't really think there had to to be a "If you bite him
|there's a financial penalty deal", Mike isn't some rabid animal
|lol. There's quite a bit of old footage that also shows him
|biting his gloves like that, and it does make sense that he
|could be frustrated, either from not being allowed to go all out
|or from realising that his body couldn't keep up with the
|strategies he wanted to do
|u/bradland - 17 hours
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|Mike had to pay Lennox Lewis over $300k for biting him. So
|it's not like I'm pulling that completely out of my ass.
|Obviously no one knows what's in the contract except the
|fighters and the lawyers, but it's not crazy to think that
|Paul would prefer not to have Tyson spit out his mouthpiece
|and take a chomp at him.
|u/wiriux - 2 hours
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|I wonder if Luisito Suarez is part of the contract
|u/Groomsi - 3 hours
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|Luis Suarez also have it.
|u/Kdog122025 - 17 hours
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|I mean it had to be incredibly frustrating. Tyson knew every
|second that fight how young him could win each situation. Yet he
|just didn’t have any way to make it happen. Watching that video
|it’s crazy how flexible Mike’s hips were and how well his knees
|worked. Last night he was just stiff as a board. His upper body
|didn’t looked all that bad tbh.
|u/Night2015 - 18 hours
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|He said in an interview after the fight that he has an "oral
|fixation".
|u/Phoenix8059 - 18 hours
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|I believe it was biting fixation.
|u/Mrrrrggggl - 18 hours
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|It was either that or Jake’s ears.
|u/firthy - 18 hours
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|And showing his arse.
|u/Shelde - 18 hours
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|There were some? Just saw the highlights because the fight did never
|load :(
|u/plantsarepowerful - 18 hours
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|Collect your $40 million and move onto the next one
|u/Shelde - 18 hours
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|The fight is still not done loading here 😂
|u/SwivelPoint - 18 hours
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|gotta add the tyson glove biting, it was a thing
|u/Shelde - 18 hours
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|Yeah good suggestion!
|u/No-Examination-1353 - 18 hours
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|I think it was a mouthpiece issue…
|u/jrl08d - 18 hours
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|No he said in the interview afterwards that he has an oral fixation
|u/S7ageNinja - 18 hours
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|He said "biting fixation" I think. Kinda funny considering his
|past.
|u/magniankh - 18 hours
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|Fixathun
|u/Darrone - 18 hours
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|It's so interesting that you come across as a nice guy but
|you're really a pieth of sit with that comment.
|u/Bulky-Internal8579 - 18 hours
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|Tyson didn’t move his legs that much.
|u/Adventurous-Start874 - 18 hours
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|This is actually far more entertaining than the real fight.
|u/KKphotos - 17 hours
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|To be fair, the fights prior to Paul v Tyson were incredible
|u/eveliodelgado - 18 hours
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|This has higher resolution than the actual fight
|u/lucidguppy - 3 hours
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|Needs to have a spinner at 35% and 99%.
|u/Kdog122025 - 18 hours
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|Mike didn’t move that much lol
|u/WhyDoIHaveRules - 18 hours
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|Accurate, except, Paul’s defence was never this good. His gloves were
|hanging lower than his skill
|u/BionicShenanigans - 17 hours
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|The video wouldn't load for me I just had the spinning circle and I
|thought that was the joke.
|u/BDunnn - 18 hours
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|Tyson didn’t even move this much.
|u/xSilentSoundx - 18 hours
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|It was the same quality on Netflix.
|u/fuzzytradr - 18 hours
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|This sums it up perfectly. Biggest disappointment of a boring fight
|ever.
|u/Raptoot83 - 2 hours
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|I was expecting it to start buffering.
|u/golgoth0760 - 18 hours
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|Congrats to Jake, for beating a 58 year old. Next opponent will be on a
|wheelchair.
|u/Advanced_Weather_190 - 18 hours
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|I was thinking…Michael Jordan? At baseball?
|u/SemiProDolphin - 18 hours
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|with one wheel brake on.
|u/adam_c - 18 hours
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|Not enough buffering
|u/kaoh5647 - 17 hours
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|If only Tyson were able to move that well, it would have been a
|different fight.
|u/OwnTie9231 - 17 hours
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|This has much higher resolution than the actual stream did
|u/akadic - 17 hours
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|Fake, Tyson wasn’t biting his glove
|u/AmaroWolfwood - 16 hours
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|Mike is moving around way too much. Update with Paul just circling Mike
|in the middle.
|u/notdwight - 16 hours
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|Love the art style, reminds me of Kageki (aka Ka-Ge-Ki: Fists of Steel)
|u/Shelde - 15 hours
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|Ohh that a new one to me! Looks like a cool old game! :) wanted to
|create something like Punch Out on the SNES but with a modern twist
|u/Big_Simba - 18 hours
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|Tyson is moving far too much in this. Dude was a statue and looked like
|Frankenstein’s Monster stomping around the ring
|u/DoobTheFirst - 18 hours
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|But what about the part where Mike was handed a script and a cheque?
|u/tothemoonandback01 - 18 hours
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|No one lost an ear. It was a good fight.
|u/RevolutionaryWolf191 - 18 hours
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|Tyson's knees weren't wobbling enough
|u/activitylab - 17 hours
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|Also, add Jake Paul becoming redder throughout the fight. Honestly, the
|scariest part of the fight was Tyson's walkout. That man gave me Joe
|Biden vibes coming down to the ring. Why didn't he ride out in the
|hoopty?! That was three rounds on the way to the ring!
|u/chev327fox - 17 hours
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|Forgot the pile of cash they both jumped in after.
|u/connoraf - 15 hours
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|NOOOOO i didnt save the vid before it got deleted :'(
|u/Shelde - 5 hours
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|It‘s back- it was deleted by one of the moderators but I wrote them so
|they got it back :)
|u/Shelde - 15 hours
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|? What got deleted ?
|u/MrGreenyz - 15 hours
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|Forgot the 20M plus the sponsors and yt tt ig
|u/ReallyPositiveKarma - 1 hour
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|Accurate.
|u/Orgasmo3000 - 9 minutes
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|Is that ~~Mike Tyson's~~ Logan Paul's Punch Out?
|u/rickrab - 18 hours
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|I had bad connection when I watched this and I honestly thought the
|buffering was part of the video. Would have fit nicely.
|u/Skullsandcoffee - 18 hours
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|Tyson didn't move around that much.
|u/DrMokhtar - 18 hours
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|What’s the funny?
|