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|u/CapitalKing530 - 13 hours
|
|*knock knock* “Hi, I used to live here as a kid” - “… My grandpa built
|this house with his bare hands.”
|u/Jumpy_Sorbet - 12 hours
|
|Your Grandpa's a liar!
|u/Over-Wall8387 - 8 hours
|
|I like feet sir.
|u/le_trout - 8 hours
|
|Very sneaky, sir.
|u/HailLugalKiEn - 7 hours
|
|I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness
|u/Iamredditsslave - 7 hours
|
|Let me touch your feet.
|u/Aromatic_Read6286 - 5 hours
|
|Pls.
|u/jonhammsjonhamm - 2 hours
|
|# NO DADDY NOOOO
|u/AnSionnachan - 6 hours
|
|Well, that's flashback. I should watch Mr. Deeds
|u/printergumlight - 4 hours
|
|No he’s a bear!
|u/Lightreyth - 10 hours
|
|Weird related story: Bought my first house and knocked down this
|decrepit garage built with cinderblock walls directly in the ground
|and no foundation. I have no clue how it lasted since the 50s, but it
|was about to fall over and definitely time to go. Week later, this
|guy came by to reminisce about how his dad spent all his time
|tinkering in that garage and even died in there, along with other
|assorted memories about the garage. It was super awkward. Then he
|flexed how tied into local government he was for some reason. Honestly
|no clue if he was trying to subtly threaten me or whatever. Agreed
|to let his wife put up election signs in the yard to get out of the
|conversation, which was apparently approval for her to put them up
|every local election cycle. If I remove them, they're back a day
|later. She has no website, so I literally don't know what her politics
|are. They're so crazy I just mostly don't bother with it. I have no
|clue if she won the election.
|u/CapitalKing530 - 9 hours
|
|That sounds kinda wild. In my professional Reddit opinion, there’s
|either buried treasure, or a dead body underneath that old garage.
|u/Buckets-O-Yarr - 8 hours
|
|"He died in that garage." Turns out it is a long cold missing
|person case..
|u/LukesRightHandMan - 8 hours
|
|“..protecting the riches of Mithril.”
|u/syntax138 - 11 hours
|
|“Look Martha, it’s Quasimodo, all growed up.”
|u/Mrs0Murder - 7 hours
|
|This reminded me of something not really similar, but kinda? Years
|ago my dad and uncle replaced the roof on my dad's house with a metal
|one. My uncle in particular is very handy and did most of the work,
|and it looked really nice. A couple years ago I was at my dad's house,
|he was at work and my uncle was over messing around in the garage.
|Someone knocks on the door, I answer. It's an older man, asking about
|the roof. He said that a guy from his church said he'd done the work
|on it and that if he wanted to see it to drive by. I guess trying to
|get the guy at my door to hire him to do his. Anyways, I was very
|confused, as both dad and uncle are atheist and certainly don't go to
|church as far as I'm aware, and asked if he had the right house. The
|guy said he did, and showed me a paper with dad's address on it that
|the guy had given to him. My uncle comes out of the garage, asks
|what's going on and the guy reiterates about seeing the work done on
|the roof and that the person he knew had done it. Uncle's like, uh,
|no, that was him. Guy left very confused, leaving us also very
|confused lol.
|u/Electronic-Sun-768 - 7 hours
|
|Winchestertonfieldville
|u/DarcSwan - 4 hours
|
|Haha, happened to my FIL He was looking at his old house, owner comes
|and says hi. FIL says .. I used to live here Owner says, nah dont
|think so, this was built by a guy called John FIL extends his hand
|‘Hi, I’m John’
|u/CapitalKing530 - 4 hours
|
|Hehe. That’s awesome! My mom and pop bought some land in Mexico and
|built a little house there. Now it’s a full on 14x room hotel thing.
|The house is still there in the middle and my mom goes to vacation
|once a year. She doesn’t own it anymore but she’s still VIP when she
|needs the room. Probably the 70’s when they built it.
|u/syf3r - 11 hours
|
|My names's Jennifer!
|u/iRickyBoy - 9 hours
|
|Jennifer who?
|u/JustTheOneGoose22 - 8 hours
|
|Mr Deeds still holds up. Watched it the other day, great goofball
|comedy with heart.
|u/platasnatch - 7 hours
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|^I ^hail ^from ^Spain
|u/JustTheOneGoose22 - 4 hours
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|NO DADDY NOOOO
|u/Suicide_Promotion - 4 hours
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|Which one?
|u/JustTheOneGoose22 - 3 hours
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|If you have to ask you will never know.
|u/2000s-hty - 5 hours
|
|okay this almost really happened for my grandma. my grandma
|divorced and moved out of her hometown with her kids when they were a
|little older but still teenagers. this was in the 80’s and she never
|really went back. me and my mom and her on a road trip that took us
|through her old home town. we stopped to talk to one of my moms old
|childhood friends who was an adult and had their own place by now.
|all go to the front door and my moms friend answers, invites us in,
|they’re catching up. until my grandma goes “you know what! i know why
|this house is familiar, i rented this when my children were babies! i
|used to live here!” she said that SO confidently. queue moms
|childhood friend: “uh this house has been in my immediate family since
|1915…” my grandma was so embarrassed. she always was a little ditzy..
|we all had a good laugh over it
|u/cosmosmariner_ - 7 hours
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|Is this a deeds reference if so I love you
|u/CapitalKing530 - 7 hours
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|Indeed it is, lol. I kinda butchered the quote but I think people
|are getting it.
|u/Awayfone - 8 hours
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|Uncle?!
|u/goj1ra - 9 hours
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|“Nephew!”
|u/raptir1 - 8 hours
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|...brother?
|u/Thedustyfurcollector - 4 hours
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|I can't tell you how much I love reddit
|u/John_316_ - 8 hours
|
|“True that, my dear cousin.”
|u/Luniticus - 7 hours
|
|That house was built by the military. I used to live in one just like
|it, the only difference is the columns by the door.
|u/concentrated-amazing - 6 hours
|
|Plot twist: you're related!
|u/Panzis - 6 hours
|
|Have a Johnsonville sausage
|u/proverbialapple - 5 hours
|
|"I...I...I have a brother???"
|u/blacksideblue - 5 hours
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|"Your father bought this house from a Saudi Oil Baron in the 80s"
|u/RainaElf - 3 hours
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|sir, this is Wendy's
|u/ibelieveindogs - 57 minutes
|
|“So we’re cousins?”
|u/77173 - 12 hours
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|Married for brains I see
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
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|I just shouted this to him and he laughed
|u/cherrymigration - 7 hours
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|If it makes him feel better, I once went on a roadtrip w friends as
|a teen and we stood in front of the mom's old house while she got
|choked up about how the new owners had really let the place go. And
|then realized it was a different house.
|u/Libriomancer - 3 hours
|
|I worked for a hospital earlier in my career that had purchased
|some nearby houses to convert into office space. One day I was
|working and a coworker comes in with this little old lady,
|thinking it was his mom visiting him after she had an appointment
|or something I stood up to say hi. He tried starting with “this
|is so-and-so and she says she grew up he..” before she cut him off
|with “you destroyed it you filthy animals” and shuffled off. Umm
|yeah dude, next time perhaps do not give a tour to people that
|probably won’t like seeing their old house carved into cubicles
|and covered in wiring. Hopefully she also got the house wrong
|with her faded memories but if so… picked the absolute worst one
|in that line as others were for like HR who had kept things more
|lined up with the original rooms. Coworker brought her into the IT
|technician area first where we literally had stacks of works in
|progress everywhere.
|u/VisualIndependence60 - 11 hours
|
|I think you mean he KawKawed
|u/Scary_Technology - 6 hours
|
|My lack of ability to recall certain things made my wife think I was
|a player at the beginning of our relationship. So no harm, no
|foul... on you, just him 🤦
|u/77173 - 12 hours
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|lol
|u/Selenay1 - 2 hours
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|At least he's cute.
|u/hangrygodzilla - 7 hours
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|Is he single
|u/GreatApostate - 51 minutes
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|I too choose OPs husband.
|u/blacksideblue - 5 hours
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|well she blew his out at some point during the marriage.
|u/joe_ordan - 13 hours
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|He was raised right! Next door.
|u/Dear_Suspect_4951 - 10 hours
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|Just tell him you took him out. His memory hasn't been right since
|the incident.
|u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz - 10 hours
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|Did he eat paint chips as a kid?
|u/ucsd_phoenix - 13 hours
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|Next time, maybe check the mailbox for clues!
|u/PretendThisIsMyName - 11 hours
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|I thought that guy bringing milk around was a family friend! -OPs
|doofus husband
|u/purplekites - 12 hours
|
|HAHA
|u/whatevausayguy - 11 hours
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|He was raised right! Around the corner from here. lol
|u/FamousOhioAppleHorn - 9 hours
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|Now back to MeTV, kids!
|u/boopboopadoopity - 7 hours
|
|[- jackass.](https://youtu.be/oWaVYVJ02Ik?si=U2FC7fI5pZcQNmgB)
|u/amftnss - 12 hours
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|🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m wheezing
|u/m_Stl_365 - 8 hours
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|His pants are living in the same past
|u/Pretty_Cow_1602 - 10 hours
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|🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
|u/Beneficial-Salt-6773 - 13 hours
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|Parents: yeah, that’s not it, but tell Ted and Sue we say hello.
|u/emilycopeland - 13 hours
|
|His sister beaked him so good for this. His mother laughed so hard
|she honked. Edit - "beaked" means he was chirped for this.
|u/red_team_gone - 12 hours
|
|What are you saying?
|u/Buttholes_Herfer - 12 hours
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|Honk honk, honk, honk, honk. Their family is a gaggle of geese.
|u/GBuster49 - 11 hours
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|If they are Canadian be careful.
|u/djtodd242 - 11 hours
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|She did use the word Chirped... But that could have travelled
|south of the border.
|u/AuroRyzen - 11 hours
|
|With the popularity of Letterkenny and Shoresy, it was only
|a matter of time before it entered the vernacular in the
|states.
|u/djtodd242 - 11 hours
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|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Canadian_Conspiracy
|u/karl_hungas - 5 hours
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|Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds
|u/Honkerman77Gaming - 7 hours
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|you rang?
|u/Historical-Resort-42 - 6 hours
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|Silly geese
|u/swallowsnest87 - 6 hours
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|I loled
|u/DrSafariBoob - 11 hours
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|Even after the edit!
|u/foroncecanyounot__ - 6 hours
|
|More than OPs chaos of a comment, i am dying at your reply to
|them. The utter confusion.
|u/ihaveaccountsmods - 4 hours
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|That her husband is slightly challenged, his mom honks like a old
|car and his sister beaks like an old bird.
|u/SuperSimpleSam - 10 hours
|
|[Like this
|guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_%28Muppet%29)
|u/nater255 - 11 hours
|
|>Edit - "beaked" means he was chirped for this. This was the least
|helpful clarifying edit in history.
|u/djtodd242 - 11 hours
|
|> verb. to chirp someone is to insult them or talk badly about
|that person or people. possibly originated from cearcian old
|english chirkin which means "to twitter" which is from "creak,
|gnash" which means to strike somthing together in anger. Could be
|related in that you strike at somone in anger or "insult" someone.
|eg: Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom says she's tense with anxiety. Can
|you talk to her for me? She's gripping my weiner way too hard.
|u/whisker_biscuit - 11 hours
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|Fuck you shorsey
|u/djtodd242 - 11 hours
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|Fuck you /u/whisker_biscuit! Three things, I hit you, you hit
|the pavement, ambulance hits 60.
|u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets - 7 hours
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|Fuck you u/djtodd242, your mom ugly cried in the bedroom
|last night after finding out she left the lens cap on the
|camera. Fuckin amateur hour over there.
|u/whisker_biscuit - 6 hours
|
|Fuck you u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets, your mom keeps trying to
|slip a finger in my bum but I keep telling her I only let
|u/djtodd242's mom do that, ya fuckin' loser
|u/TylerDurdenisreal - 5 hours
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|Fuck you /u/whisker_biscuit, you're fuckin' Winnie the
|Pooh, bud, go put some honey in your tummy. Jesus
|christ, take Christopher Robin with you, you fucking
|loser.
|u/Hockeyfan_52 - 3 hours
|
|Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker!
|u/emilycopeland - 11 hours
|
|"chirping" is kind of like "beaking" but a bit different
|u/Warg247 - 11 hours
|
|Worst thesaurus ever
|u/triciann - 11 hours
|
|I think she means teased. But I’m so confused by where this
|chirp stuff is from, is it Canadian?
|u/ditka - 10 hours
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|Clearly he was pecked. Or warbled.
|u/nagumi - 10 hours
|
|OHHH
|u/Thunderbridge - 39 minutes
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|I'm really feelin' clucked at the moment
|u/MisterShmitty - 8 hours
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|You’ve usually got to pay extra for warbling, unless you
|find a special bird who’s into that…
|u/i_am_socrates - 5 hours
|
|right in the cloaca
|u/neuronalapoptosis - 6 hours
|
|Cherping is ribbing/picking on/personalized jokes meant in
|good fun or in the midst of contest. This whole beaking
|shit is wild though. Also that she gets it mentioned but
|she's not able to Articulate in UN-colloquial terms is
|hilarious. It means she doesn't even know what she's saying.
|u/classic7josh - 2 hours
|
|Certainly not exclusively Canada but very popular where I am
|u/NutDust - 1 hour
|
|Chirping is a term I only know from hockey. So yes, I'm
|pretty sure it's a Canadian thing.
|u/MerryvilleBrother - 7 hours
|
|Classic Emily Copeland, amirite?
|u/lucdragon - 11 hours
|
|This just keeps getting more confusing. These words are in
|English, but not a one of them clarifies the one prior.
|u/eriffodrol - 7 hours
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|toodles to that my good man
|u/Falrad - 8 hours
|
|You've never been chirped before? That's a pretty common usage
|of the word that OP is using.
|u/WottaNutter - 8 hours
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|Reddit disagrees.
|u/Falrad - 7 hours
|
|Reddit can go outside.
|u/neuronalapoptosis - 6 hours
|
|I'm familliar with the turn of phrase around "chirping" and
|I at least have the presence of mind to realize not
|everywhere has the same slang. Find someone with a car,
|drive for a day, pay $150 to stay in a hotel, talk to people
|who are different from you. Be a better human in a society.
|u/FuuuuckOffff - 2 hours
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|Ok but I'm in Australia and I'm pretty sure we don't use
|chirping slang. If I drive for a day I'm still in
|Australia.
|u/dingalingdongdong - 5 hours
|
|In Saskatchewan, maybe, but that hardly counts for anything.
|u/cakeman666 - 11 hours
|
|Are you Canadian? I only hear people talk like this when I watch
|hockey.
|u/Fun_Entrance9342 - 8 hours
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|Lol Canadian here. I didn't realize these weren't common terms
|u/neuronalapoptosis - 6 hours
|
|almost Canadian here who watches hockey, chirping is pretty
|common slang. Beaking is not. Does it become beaking when
|you make physical contact? Must you cup the balls or
|something?
|u/Zer0C00l - 4 hours
|
|chirping is humorous insults. more like trash-talking.
|beaking is "will you shut the fuck up already" nonsense.
|more like nagging. both are pretty common in certain
|parts of the world.
|u/counters14 - 3 hours
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|A beak is a chirp that doesn't make anyone chuckle. It's
|just talking shit but without the lighthearted aspect to
|it, usually more of an annoyance than anything else.
|u/TylerDurdenisreal - 5 hours
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|I literally only know chirped because of Letterkenny, a show
|that focuses almost entirely on small town snow mexicans and
|their hockey.
|u/fallway - 11 hours
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|lol I was actually going to ask if you were Canadian,
|because chirped/beaked is so frequent (even outside of
|hockey context) that I hear them daily. I didn't realize
|they weren't common terms until people on the internet
|started calling me out
|u/ReignCityStarcraft - 9 hours
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|I had heard chirped/chirping before today but never
|beaked, if a beak was referred to it was always someones
|big ass nose.
|u/Latty18 - 8 hours
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|I'm from Minnesota, follow hockey, am very familiar with
|chirp but never heard beaked in my life. I think the
|canadians are gaslighting. And maybe it's the
|familiarity but to me "beaked" just seems like a direct
|downgrade from chirped
|u/cerwytha - 6 hours
|
|> I think the canadians are gaslighting. Please know
|this took me out. Also a hockey fan from Pennsylvania,
|have heard chirping but not beaking either.
|u/Zer0C00l - 4 hours
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|See my other comment. chirping is trash-talking,
|usually humourous. beaking is nagging, and usually
|just fucking annoying.
|u/neuronalapoptosis - 6 hours
|
|As a minnesotan, Chirping is a bird noise, chirping is
|talking shit. Beaking sounds physical. I would
|imagine it's chirping but going body to body at the
|same time... anything non-physical would just be a let
|down and a shame for the term. Beaking should be when
|you tell a guy you know how his sister shaves when you
|put him into the boards a little hard.
|u/DrSafariBoob - 11 hours
|
|Well my feathers are ruffled.
|u/foroncecanyounot__ - 6 hours
|
|Literally crying with laughter at your comments , edits, and
|replies. NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE
|u/CapnGrayBeard - 9 hours
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|I still have no idea what you said but I can at least appreciate
|your humor here.
|u/loki1337 - 11 hours
|
|Regular flock of seagulls over here
|u/Salesman_talk - 7 hours
|
|This bird is like this bird but a little bit different
|u/dillpixell - 11 hours
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|this made me chuckle
|u/Historical-Tough6455 - 8 hours
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|Great a circular thesaurus.
|u/skanedweller - 11 hours
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|🤔😑
|u/neon_slippers - 8 hours
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|This was good
|u/techgal_R - 7 hours
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|Um, where are you from?
|u/stenchwinslow - 6 hours
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|You must be Canadian.
|u/WhiteLama - 2 hours
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|Emily you absolute devil!
|u/seemonkey - 8 hours
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|To chirp is to talk shit
|u/nater255 - 6 hours
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|Thank you, bird.
|u/Useful_Yoghurt3177 - 5 hours
|
|“Chirp” is a hockey thing, just means giving someone a hard
|time/teasing them. Though chirps on the ice are usually not very
|friendly.
|u/neon_slippers - 8 hours
|
|You don't know chirped?
|u/GODDAMNFOOL - 8 hours
|
|girl, did you marry into a family of water fowl? Should he be
|standing in front of a pond instead?
|u/haleakala420 - 9 hours
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|chirped isn’t an acceptable description for what beaked means.
|“schmorgled means he was buntriculated for this”
|u/neon_slippers - 8 hours
|
|I'm shocked how many people in here haven't heard of getting
|chirped. I guess it's a Canadian thing.
|u/haleakala420 - 4 hours
|
|i know ketchup chips, bagged milk, back bacon, brown bread,
|cafetorium, discus, “by up the road,” skeg, poutine, looneys and
|tooneys… never heard of getting chirped.
|u/TylerDurdenisreal - 5 hours
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|It is entirely a canadian thing. The only Americans in here who
|know what it is watch Letterkenny.
|u/GILF_Hound69 - 3 hours
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|or “laughing until you honk” means.
|u/chatminteresse - 12 hours
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|Mother Goose?
|u/Starrion - 11 hours
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|I know a couple people who honk when the laugh really hard. He will
|never live this down.
|u/Lightreyth - 10 hours
|
|Show him the new su reddit full of him in front of the wrong
|houses. r/emilycopeland
|u/GILF_Hound69 - 3 hours
|
|I’m pissing myself at the comment section. I have a friend who
|does similar so, as you do, I try to make him laugh as hard as I
|can as frequently as I can. I often fart if I laugh too hard so
|it’s a back and forth of who’ll crack (one). Just thinking about
|it makes me laugh.
|u/_clever_reference_ - 11 hours
|
|> beaked him ???
|u/reaky__ - 11 hours
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|Chirped him, flamed him, shit on him
|u/InsanityCore - 10 hours
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|If i didn't watch letterkenny I wouldn't know this
|u/_clever_reference_ - 7 hours
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|>Edit - "beaked" means he was chirped for this. Chirped?
|u/UpSideSunny - 4 hours
|
|> Edit - "beaked" means he was chirped for this. And you think this
|helps?
|u/shes_my_rushmore - 5 hours
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|So which part of Canada do you live in?
|u/VisualIndependence60 - 11 hours
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|Translation please
|u/shes_my_rushmore - 7 hours
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|Made fun of him, gave him a hard time etc
|u/CompromisedToolchain - 9 hours
|
|Ah, they messaged his pager? 📟 no? They tweeted at him? 🐦 no? IM
|with pidgin? No? :/
|u/Disappointing__Salad - 7 hours
|
|If the whole family including him is enjoying it keep the joke going
|with random little gifts of this when he stops expecting it. Like
|printed on a mug or a framed photo or a keychain that on the other
|side says “at least you’re pretty”. Then when he starts expecting
|another silly gift give him an actual great gift with maybe a
|sticker of this photo somewhere he’ll find later. It probably
|won’t lead to a divorce, I think the risk is worth it.
|u/andrew0703 - 5 hours
|
|wth is beaked or chirped ?!?
|u/DemonDaVinci - 4 hours
|
|Are yall like, birds
|u/Hear7breaker - 1 hour
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|Not to be confused with gobbling or tweeting. You silly goose.
|u/iamGobi - 1 hour
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|I like your funny words, magic woman
|u/neuronalapoptosis - 6 hours
|
|Beaked is wild. Chirped is weird. You're WAAAY too comfortable
|with terms that are non-specific to what you're saying. I feel
|like, past 12 years old, you might use a colloquial term but the
|second there is any confusion you have enough adult in you to
|articulate yourself in mostly standard form. So, are you a child
|bride? Do we need to save you? Are you a little slow so I should
|pull back on picking on you?
|u/Sortiack - 6 hours
|
|I haven’t heard beaked before, but chirped is very common slang in
|Canada. I didn’t even realise non-Canadians didn’t know what it
|meant till I used it in-front of an American
|u/SummerTyme8 - 13 hours
|
|Classic mix-up! Hopefully, the right house is still standing.
|u/paulzz - 13 hours
|
|Someone's getting a good laugh at his expense when he realizes!
|u/u8eR - 11 hours
|
|How the fuck do you not know what house you grew up in?
|u/Max_Thunder - 11 hours
|
|Maybe by "growing up" they mean from when they were born til they
|were like 4 years old. Edit: ok in another comment she says that he
|lived there til he was 6. A child's memory can be fuzzy. Maybe it's
|one of those neighborhoods where the houses are very similar.
|u/HitMePat - 11 hours
|
|Yeah that's pretty forgivable. I moved out of the house I first
|lived in when I was 6 right after kindergarten to another town a
|few hours away. There's no way I could find it on my own today
|without asking my parents for the address and using Google maps.
|I remember the layout of the inside pretty well, but itd be
|unrecognizable to me from the street or drifeway.
|u/Tvisted - 6 hours
|
|Yeah I'm not sure if I'd remember a house or not if I left when
|I was six. But it's hilarious how proud OP's husband looks
|standing in front of the wrong house haha
|u/wetwater - 5 hours
|
|I'd like to find on Street View the first house I remember, but
|either my parents are wrong about the street name, or the street
|no longer exists. I'd like to find an online phone directory so
|I could look up my father's last name and get the address that
|way, but so far no luck.
|u/XmissXanthropyX - 8 hours
|
|See, this used to trip me up pretty bad cos in my country you
|start kindy at 4 and real school at 5. For years and years, I
|thought American kids were just being held back in kindergarten,
|and I was really sad for you all.
|u/backupyourmind - 8 hours
|
|There was a house I lived in til age 6 but can easily find it on
|streetview as it was in a country where no 2 houses are allowed to
|look alike.
|u/UnfitRadish - 7 hours
|
|I lived in my first house until 6 and wouldn't even recognize it
|if you showed me a picture. Every house in that neighborhood was
|unique, but I don't remember it at all. Years later my mom drove
|me by to show me that it was our first house, I had zero memory
|of it. Some people remember their younger part of their
|childhood better than others.
|u/Crafty_Gold_2453 - 10 hours
|
|6 is pretty understandable. Where I’m from, where there’s one
|house in that style, every 2-3 is identical.
|u/emilycopeland - 11 hours
|
|You should tell him this.
|u/u8eR - 11 hours
|
|r/emilycopeland's husband: How the fuck do you not know what house
|you grew up in?
|u/RareDestroyer8 - 11 hours
|
|you gotta replace that r/ with u/ to tag users, u/u8eR
|u/sillypicture - 11 hours
|
|accidental new sub
|u/laiquerne - 11 hours
|
|Now fill it with pictures of him
|u/chvngeling - 11 hours
|
|standing in front of multiple wrong houses
|u/RareDestroyer8 - 10 hours
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|Oh we def did.
|u/Dream--Brother - 1 hour
|
|/r/emilycopelandshusbnd (20 character limit) anyone?
|u/RareDestroyer8 - 10 hours
|
|Oh we did.
|u/NSA_van_3 - 11 hours
|
|someone made that sub 4 minutes ago
|u/FishWhoKeepSwimming - 5 hours
|
|Really I was looking for somewhere to comment about the heck do
|you literally forget the house you grew up in. And I realized he
|didn't literally and seriously forget, did he?
|u/Agreeable_Bat9495 - 11 hours
|
|Maybe his best friend lived next door. Same difference at the
|point.
|u/giga-plum - 11 hours
|
|My assumption was that it's one of those 'burbs where all the houses
|are very similar?
|u/camelkrush - 7 hours
|
|go ask this guy lol
|u/Val_Killsmore - 11 hours
|
|He should photoshop himself from this picture onto the Google street
|view of the correct house. And use that for the Christmas card to his
|family lol
|u/smellslikecocaine - 11 hours
|
|Maybe he has a concussion or has been breathing mold. You should check
|your current home for gas leaks. -reddit
|u/goj1ra - 9 hours
|
|Divorce him
|u/dollywooddude - 11 hours
|
|Is the house next door identical?
|u/CaptainStabfellow - 12 hours
|
|Why is this picture screaming “immortalize me in a piece of hyper-
|realistic charcoal art and give it to your husband for Christmas”?
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
|
|I'm honestly surprised that you know my artwork!
|u/CaptainStabfellow - 10 hours
|
|You could put it that way. Another way would be *impulsive redditor
|clicked on your profile while reading this thread in a drive-thru
|line, followed the link in your bio, and then decided what they
|would do in your shoes despite having neither artistic talent nor a
|husband.* Either way, the art is really cool.
|u/Pfabrizio - 7 hours
|
|All that while deciding what to order?!
|u/Jammintoad - 7 hours
|
|Maybe it's the in n out line
|u/Pfabrizio - 7 hours
|
|Double Double animal style
|u/heyfreepizza - 5 hours
|
|Yeah clicked through when I saw a non anon name. Not many people
|use their real (and full!) names on Reddit!
|u/emilycopeland - 4 hours
|
|Thank you so much for noticing my work! I really appreciate that
|😍
|u/lolariane - 12 minutes
|
|Yeah your profile is pure sorcery.
|u/drblah11 - 8 hours
|
|A lot of us just start creeping through profiles when we know that
|you are a female tbh
|u/lanptop - 7 hours
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|bro what
|u/EmotionalKirby - 6 hours
|
|Uhhhhhh
|u/WildVelociraptor - 5 hours
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|> when we know that you are a female dude
|u/wwlkd - 4 hours
|
|Please draw this and post an update lol
|u/capriciousapathy - 8 hours
|
|We went to London to see the apartment my mom and aunt used to live in
|when they were in high school. My mom couldn’t remember how to get there
|but my aunt knew the tube station, we got off walked around the
|neighborhood, she said it’s just up around this corner… it was a pub.
|She only remembered how to get to the pub
|u/tfencer89 - 13 hours
|
|By any chance, did he grow up in Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa?
|u/CaptainStabfellow - 12 hours
|
|Did you used to have a kind of hump on your back?
|u/ditka - 12 hours
|
|Maybe you should take him to London, England and see if he has any
|memories from there as well
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
|
|Savage 🔥😂
|u/Fun_Pop295 - 11 hours
|
|I know this Is a joke. But as a person thinking of moving from
|Vancouver, Canada to London, UK, the number of times people get
|confused and think I'm talking about London, Ontario is just
|funny. Like. Why would I leave Vancouver for London, Ontario?
|u/microcutss - 9 hours
|
|A guy from Portland once asked me which Vancouver I was from.
|Like, he had a point but do people from fake Vancouver, WA
|really say they’re from Vancouver?
|u/BloopBloop515 - 9 hours
|
|There's a Vancouver that's not in Washington? Are you talking
|about that place foreign investors park their money up in
|Canada?
|u/microcutss - 9 hours
|
|It’s a small town you pass through on your way to Whistler.
|u/eastern_canadient - 8 hours
|
|Lol I met a couple from London, ont. They said you had to avoid
|downtown at night. Fentynal has fucked that area up. Although,
|tbf, that's a lot of downtown's all across Canada.
|u/tfencer89 - 12 hours
|
|Glad you got back to visit (right or wrong!) just in case it's an
|American-only idiom, I was referencing a joke from the Adam Sandler
|movie Mr. Deeds where a woman lied about her childhood home.
|u/EEpromChip - 11 hours
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|spoiler alert... /s
|u/TrevorPace - 12 hours
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|I fucking knew this house looked familiar!
|u/N7CmdrShepard - 7 hours
|
|Lol, I was looking for this comment. First thing that came to mind
|u/sls35 - 6 hours
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|Does dr pepper still practice there?
|u/VisualIndependence60 - 11 hours
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|That can’t really be the name of an actual place
|u/ErisianArchitect - 8 hours
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|It's from Mr. Deeds.
|u/Temporary_Tune5430 - 13 hours
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|Lol. How old was he when they moved away?
|u/Quirky_Option_4142 - 12 hours
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|30
|u/YJSubs - 8 hours
|
|Holy sheet. OP is madly talented! https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comm
|ents/1g02tye/the_most_difficult_drawing_ive_ever_done/
|u/emilycopeland - 8 hours
|
|Thank you so much 😍
|u/DMCinDet - 8 hours
|
|seriously. nice work. as a Detroiter that bowls and plays hockey,
|it hits a certain spot. good job, neighbor!
|u/_Ross- - 5 hours
|
|That is absolutely amazing. You have a real gift.
|u/mtbmike - 13 hours
|
|He wasn’t really raised that much then, was he
|u/HolycommentMattman - 12 hours
|
|That's still pretty old to not remember unless it's like track
|housing. I'm in my 40s and can point you to the houses I grew up
|in, and we moved away from two of them before I was 5. Edit: Fwiw,
|I'm one of those analog Millennials. This probably stems from the
|fact we actually had to remember stuff instead of having a phone do
|it for us. I still remember my friends' land line numbers from my
|teens, but I have no idea what any of their cell numbers are.
|u/bmwnut - 12 hours
|
|> track housing Just FYI, it's tract. I think it's a pretty
|common word misusage.
|u/HolycommentMattman - 10 hours
|
|Wow, I was this many years old and I just learned that.
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
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|I know, it's pretty shameful stuff.
|u/koolkat182 - 11 hours
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|time to break up
|u/ConfusedTapeworm - 12 hours
|
|I bet this guy also said something along the same lines before he
|proudly pointed at the wrong house.
|u/HolycommentMattman - 10 hours
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|Probably. The difference is that I'm right! I know the addresses
|by heart. Not just the locations.
|u/Fun_Pop295 - 11 hours
|
|Idk. I disagree. I too left my appartment complex at age 6. To
|make it worse, where I am from, appartments all tend to look the
|same to each other. I wouldn't be surprised if I got confused.
|u/HolycommentMattman - 10 hours
|
|Well, I wouldn't fault that with an apartment complex. They do
|look the same, and there aren't a lot of things that stick out
|about them. And in 10+ years, they've almost certainly been
|repainted. But a house? I feel like you should remember that.
|u/HitMePat - 11 hours
|
|How far away from them did you move? If you were still living
|nearby and drove through the same neighborhoods it'd be easier to
|remember because you'd get regular reminders when you drove by it.
|If you moved to a totally different state when you were 5 and
|never went back to your old town, it's not so easy. Unless you've
|seen pictures or had other ways of refreshing your memory since
|then. I moved out of my first house when I was 6 and I could
|definitely pick it out of a lineup if someone showed me 10 random
|houses... But if they showed me 10 very similar houses, I would
|probably fail. The memories aren't that clear. And I definitely
|don't remember the address, just the name of the town and vaguely
|where it was relative to the elementary school. So if I wanted to
|take a pic like OPs that would be a challenge too unless I asked
|my parents for the address so I could look it up.
|u/HolycommentMattman - 10 hours
|
|From Indiana to Ohio to California.
|u/Time-Maintenance2165 - 11 hours
|
|Do you remember that solely because of your memories before 5? Or
|was that reinforced by memories of driving by it while older or
|looking at pictures. Most people really don't have any permanent
|memories from age 4 so that leaves a very short time period.
|u/HolycommentMattman - 10 hours
|
|No, I was just told where I lived when I was that age. I still
|know the addresses. My sister is even better than me. She still
|remembers the telephone numbers. But she is a little older.
|u/wocketywack - 13 hours
|
| r/confidentlyincorrect
|u/Radiant_Clothes7900 - 13 hours
|
|Did he eventually take a pic in front of the right house?
|u/emilycopeland - 13 hours
|
|No, he wouldn't go take a photo because he was too embarrassed.
|u/FreneticPlatypus - 13 hours
|
|Kids in the Hall did a Chicken Lady skit like this - but she barges into
|the house, terrifies the current occupants, has all these flashbacks of
|growing up there, and finally leaves. They drive about twenty feet and
|she screams, "No wait! THAT'S the house I grew up in!"
|u/The_Mandorawrian - 11 hours
|
|[Here it is!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RHW4yqn7_1I) For anyone
|that may be confused, [here is an
|article](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5764429) on the cultural
|significance of the chicken lady.
|u/ragwell - 7 hours
|
|This skit is the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.
|u/Upper_Article1968 - 13 hours
|
|Lmao he’s a keeper
|u/emilycopeland - 13 hours
|
|He's such a good man. I just love how excited he is for memories in
|this home that don't exist.
|u/VenturaDreams - 12 hours
|
|Holy shit, you're a great artist.
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
|
|Thank you so much!
|u/Scrubs_and_YogaPants - 11 hours
|
|His silly moment is getting your art a lot of traffic though.
|Beautiful work!
|u/emilycopeland - 11 hours
|
|Thank you so much!😍 I really appreciate your encouragement.
|u/Abundanceofyolk - 9 hours
|
|The phone cord has me buzzing.
|u/theixrs - 8 hours
|
|do you have a picture of the real house???
|u/NotAnotherRedditAcc2 - 5 hours
|
|She better keep 'er eye on him so he doesn't wander off
|u/sh00l33 - 12 hours
|
|House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one
|room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing,
|and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling
|u/Quirky_Option_4142 - 12 hours
|
|Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the
|corridor!
|u/sh00l33 - 12 hours
|
|Oh...We used to dream 'a livin' in a corridor. Woulda' been a
|palace for us!
|u/teddy5 - 9 hours
|
|A corridor?! Sheer luxury! We used to live in a shoe box in the
|middle of the road, we'd work 27 hours a day in the mines and when
|we got home our father would beat us all to death. Better times.
|u/FUTURE10S - 8 hours
|
|Oh, look at you, having such a great job in the mines where it's
|warm and the air is only mildly toxic. When I was a kid, I had
|three full-time jobs working as a chimney sweep. *As the sweep.*
|Many a multistory fall was had them days when one of the other
|childrens' hands got tired holding me, see, we used a series of
|children back in those days because rope was too expensive,
|because of the war and all that.
|u/emperorOfTheUniverse - 8 hours
|
|What a luxury. We didn't have dreams. Only nightmares.
|u/CapnGrayBeard - 9 hours
|
|Luxury!
|u/Dal90 - 8 hours
|
|Yeah...while back we had a good hard winter and I went for a walk on the
|ice and took a picture of my dad's old cottage on a lake (and place I've
|been told I was conceived). Only a few memories from when I was under
|5, and once in my teens when another aunt & uncle who had owned it
|before my dad rented it for a week. Posted in on Facebook. In about
|sixty seconds, "It's the one next door." ...another 30 minute drive and
|10 minute walk on the ice and I had the right one :D
|u/BizzyM - 7 hours
|
|This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
|u/rich1051414 - 13 hours
|
|Do they look the same?
|u/tacotacotacorock - 13 hours
|
|I feel so empty not being able to see the real house.
|u/Lick_my_balloon-knot - 13 hours
|
|[Here. from one of OP's other
|responses](https://i.imgur.com/8e5lyHi.jpeg)
|u/CandidSquirrelGirl - 13 hours
|
|Doing the Lord's work. OP, how did he get them confused?
|u/Nay2003 - 12 hours
|
|its been years.
|u/Moody_GenX - 13 hours
|
|The MVP in the thread.
|u/lizlemon222 - 11 hours
|
|Shoulda read the username first...
|u/CoffeeMystery - 8 hours
|
|I honked
|u/Bright_Aside_6827 - 12 hours
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|That's nsfw!!!
|u/EdgyCynic_ - 6 hours
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|It does look very similar
|u/TylerDurdenisreal - 5 hours
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|choke
|u/GANDORF57 - 13 hours
|
|Coming from an orphanage, I would find a more respectable home
|myself.
|u/andersberndog - 12 hours
|
|The real house looked like Jenny’s from Forrest Gump. It was a
|strange neighborhood.
|u/HugsyMalone - 5 hours
|
|*\*stands in front of Home Alone mansion\** *\*tells gf this is the
|house he grew up in and he definitely didn't grow up in the trailer
|park\** 😉 Sooo many memories of the pizza guy knocking the lawn
|jockey over and sledding down those stairs straight out the front
|door in a toboggan! 🙄👌
|u/Sufficient-Mark-2018 - 8 hours
|
|Thumbs up to the rockstar wife who let it be believed just long enough
|to get photo evidence I’ve marital incompetence. Sorry bro. Never gonna
|live that one down.
|u/latetowerk - 7 hours
|
|Listen, he could stand in front of whatever he wants. 🥵
|u/Bleach_90 - 12 hours
|
|I first looked that James Deane (the drifter guy) is your husband:D
|u/emilycopeland - 12 hours
|
|I'll tell him this. He could use the compliment after the front page
|of the internet saw this. He specifically said "pls don't tell
|anyone".
|u/chammycham - 12 hours
|
|I mean you didn’t tell -anyone-. Just everyone!
|u/williammbuttlicker2 - 11 hours
|
|windchesteronfieldville iowa
|u/tacotacotacorock - 13 hours
|
|Was he dropped on his head a lot? Just kidding that's a funny story
|thanks for sharing.
|u/Traditional-Moose-10 - 7 hours
|
|Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa
|u/SomnY7312 - 5 hours
|
|Well Emily, I guess you just have to cope with this
|u/DopeAssNinja - 6 hours
|
|I’m sorry if this is too personal but is this in Buffalo, NY? This looks
|exactly like my grandmother’s house and I’m freaking out
|u/dumbinternetstuff - 11 hours
|
|How J.Lo of him.
|u/skeetwooly - 11 hours
|
|He definately rode his big wheel up and down that driveway.
|u/emilycopeland - 11 hours
|
|He did! Right next door.
|u/ThrowawayToy89 - 9 hours
|
|Tbf, all the houses on that block probably look alike, huh?
|u/HugsyMalone - 4 hours
|
|Big wheel keep on turnin'. Proud Mary keep on burnin'.
|u/beeemmvee - 13 hours
|
|I laughed! Thank you!
|u/Secret_Account07 - 12 hours
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|Lmao how do you get that wrong.
|u/BierWiser - 11 hours
|
|[Honey, he's back again.](https://i.imgur.com/T2e1sP4.jpeg)
|u/FastEffect4352 - 3 hours
|
|😅🤣. Thankyou, this made my day!
|u/adudeguyman - 11 hours
|
|Several years ago I saw someone taking pictures of a house near mine. I
|was a little suspicious and came out to talk to the women who was taking
|the pictures. She said she was in from a different state and taking
|pictures of what she thought was her grandmother's house. She told me
|she was surprised because she was told it was a very big house. It
|turned out that there was an East version and a West version of the same
|street and she was on the wrong one.
|u/heatedhammer - 11 hours
|
|I imagine the owners of the house from Home Alone have this problem,
|strange men showing up and swearing they remember this house from their
|childhood.
|u/Drops-of-Q - 2 hours
|
|I was thinking he probably watched Toy Story 2 a lot as a kid, because
|this looks exactly like Andy's house
|u/Cerberus1252 - 11 hours
|
|If you break up, maybe he will egg the wrong one
|u/Various-Ducks - 7 hours
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|How do you not know that
|u/Blarghnog - 7 hours
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|The important part is to be super confidently incorrect
|u/Nearby-Internet6449 - 6 hours
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|Confident is key
|u/CouchLiving680 - 5 hours
|
|He doesn't need directions, OK!
|u/OdeDaVinci - 4 hours
|
|At least better than I thought he stood in front of the wrong house he
|thought HE BOUGHT.
|u/Sure_Ranger_4487 - 13 hours
|
|That man was NOT raised right! There.
|u/ProperLibrarian3101 - 11 hours
|
|Did he say that he was from a small-town named Winchestertonfieldville,
|Iowa?
|u/OptimusSublime - 10 hours
|
|How do you not have your childhood home address baked into your brain at
|this point?
|u/SadLilBun - 9 hours
|
|People who moved a lot don’t.
|u/SDMasterYoda - 8 hours
|
|At what ages did he live there?
|u/Shadowofenigma - 7 hours
|
|You’re an incredibly talented artist btw… I really appreciate the
|artwork you do. It’s incredible. Back to the original subject, Was he
|at least close to the house he was raised in? Or did it just look
|similar?
|u/SharksFan4Lifee - 6 hours
|
|Thank you for asking these questions. We need more context and OP
|hasn't given it.
|u/kamekaze17 - 6 hours
|
|damn that sky is gorgeous.
|u/rangeljl - 6 hours
|
|To be fair in America all houses look the same
|u/HugsyMalone - 4 hours
|
|[Avon calling!](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/lOsp7s-tGB7naxc7vg3y0A
|X28ys=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asse
|t/file/22168430/Screen_Shot_2020_12_10_at_6.43.15_PM.png)
|u/Klutzy-Daikon8857 - 6 hours
|
|What a goober
|u/RunDNA - 6 hours
|
|That reminds me of a story from the skeptic James Randi: > Shortly
|after the The Amityville Horror had come out and one of the
|anniversaries came up, I was called up by WNEW television in New York.
|They asked me if they could drive me out to the site and set me up with
|some cameras and do a short interview about what I thought of the
|Amityville Horror story. > They knew I was very doubtful of it, to say
|the least, and so I agreed and I hopped into a limo and they took me out
|there. And with me was a psychic. She was hired by WNEW to give her
|opinions on it. And we had a bit of a conversation on the way out, but
|it was not very genial, I can assure you. > And we got to the site and
|the car pulled up to the curb and we got out. The psychic, when she got
|out of the limo, she walked over to the property and she looked and she
|said, "I'm getting the vibrations already." I said, "Yeah, sure..." >
|And she reached out and she put her foot on the property, "Ah!", and
|fell on the floor and started to flail around. And they picked her up
|and brought her back to the sidewalk. And she said, "Oh, just touching
|the property where it happened, oh, I got the terrible vibrations. Oh, I
|see death... I see blood... I hear gunshots..." And she carried on like
|this and then they got her calmed down. > And they put out some tripods
|on the sidewalk, focused the cameras, and cleaned out some newspapers
|that were on the front lawn. And the light started to go on in the house
|and so I got into position. They focused in on me, I tested my
|microphone. > And suddenly a gentleman opened the front door and called
|out. He said, "Can I help you folks?" Someone standing on your front lot
|and putting a tripod on it, after all, would get your attention. And
|the director called out, "Yes, we're the folks from WNEW. We're here to
|do a little interview on the lawn." > He said, "Why this particular
|lawn?" > "Well, this is where The Amityville Horror occurred." > He
|said, "No, no, that's two blocks down."
|[Source.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVb03qX61B4&t=1584s)
|u/Bearlungg - 5 hours
|
|My wife and I posed in front of the nice hotel next to the one we booked
|during our hunnymoon. Haha gotta do what ya gotta do.
|u/HugsyMalone - 4 hours
|
|...and then you posted it to social media for all to be jealous of. 🙄👌
|u/xtra-chrisp - 4 hours
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|How the fuck do you not know which house you were raised in?
|u/virgulewatteau - 4 hours
|
|His JLo moment. "I used to live here"
|u/zootown2015 - 4 hours
|
|At least he's pretty
|u/martphon - 4 hours
|
|There's a story about a man who was unable to attend his father's
|funeral. Later his friend offers to show him his father's grave, and
|when he sees it he's deeply moved and offers the appropriate prayers.
|Afterwards his friend tells him that wasn't really his father's grave
|and he takes him to the real one. When the man sees the real grave, he
|doesn't feel much.
|u/FluffiFroggi - 3 hours
|
|I know someone who did this on the opposite side of the world
|u/Thesadlifeoflittleme - 2 hours
|
|🤣🤣🤣🤣
|u/777888111C - 2 hours
|
|Gotta lay off the peyote
|u/thebarkbarkwoof - 2 hours
|
|So what went on with his neighbors? He might be on the verge of a
|breakthrough.
|u/whathadhapenedwuz - 13 hours
|
|This is great. Fake it til you make it!
|u/LoboPocoLoco - 3 hours
|
|I don’t get it. Someone explain to me what’s funny.
|u/RedWarsaw - 8 hours
|
|Maybe or maybe not, guess we have to trust your word for it. Either way,
|it's not as funny as you think.
|u/OtherwiseAct8126 - 13 hours
|
|Don't you have house numbers and do all houses look alike?
|u/3-DMan - 12 hours
|
|"Ha ha, that would be funny if you posted it honey....but you're not
|really gonna post it right..?"
|u/Fabulous-Stretch-605 - 12 hours
|
|It happens
|u/fromnochurch - 12 hours
|
|That’s the house from the show Loki last couple episodes. i mean kinda
|u/defender_1996 - 11 hours
|
|Should be posted in r/ConfidentlyIncorrect. 😂
|u/CanadianMuaxo - 11 hours
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|Hahaha
|u/Splittip86 - 11 hours
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|And he does look proud! Thanks for the laugh and hope he found the right
|guy one.
|u/Witty_Ticket_4101 - 11 hours
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|"At least he’s got the right spirit! 😂"
|u/m3sarcher - 11 hours
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|At least he didn't get the wrong family farm.
|u/Baardi - 11 hours
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|Why did you trick him?
|u/gothamz - 11 hours
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|Just wait till you find out more things he lied about
|u/mr_lab_rat - 11 hours
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|C’mon, you can’t just drop it here with no story. Who messed up?
|u/Defiant-Specialist-1 - 11 hours
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|This is very cute.
|u/zondervoze - 11 hours
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|Reminds me of Mobius' house in Loki haha
|u/splitkc - 11 hours
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|Seems like he enjoyed it, childhood.
|u/DarkEmblem5736 - 11 hours
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|Tell us about all the stories he made up about things unique to that
|yard and home.
|u/Lysol3435 - 11 hours
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|Just to be clear, he was raised in it.. but that house was just wrong
|u/dixienormus9817 - 11 hours
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|Can’t believe you’d marry such a blatant liar
|u/Extension-Dog-57 - 10 hours
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|Wichetertinville
|u/Economy_Seat6958 - 10 hours
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|🤣
|u/amycokehouse - 10 hours
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|r/confidentlyincorrect
|u/ALLtheLayers - 10 hours
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|Ma'am(Sir), why you do him like this? Lolol
|u/alogbetweentworocks - 9 hours
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|It’s possible that he was adopted.
|u/PristineAnt5477 - 9 hours
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|Nice jeans
|u/Gullible_Mushroom316 - 9 hours
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|Was this your rouse to see if he was a spy?
|u/IronCorvus - 8 hours
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|Is it, by chance, in Winchestertonfieldville?
|u/AnonBaca21 - 8 hours
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|Those jeans are wild
|u/grandzu - 8 hours
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|How do you know and he doesn't?
|u/thetechmodders1 - 8 hours
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|awesome!
|u/GetoBoii - 8 hours
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|Perfect example that your memory isnt as reliable as you think it is
|u/rollerollz - 8 hours
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|Great post of "My husband is stupid"... and you married him.
|u/ILikeMtnDew - 8 hours
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|This is prime r/funny material right here
|u/VoodooKittyS197 - 7 hours
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|That’s so wrong. 😆
|u/oldwoolensweater - 7 hours
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|You can tell by the pants he is wearing
|u/FrenchFlauta - 7 hours
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|Who’s gonna tell her??
|u/justbrowse2018 - 7 hours
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|Let me have this joyful memory lol
|u/TXHotpants - 7 hours
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|Thank you for the laugh!!!
|u/Lost_Total2534 - 7 hours
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|Oh that's awkward. 👀 We need more information.
|u/Thanachi - 7 hours
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|Dickeeeead!
|u/xxX-grumpymonk-Xxx - 7 hours
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|wholesomely hilarious, love to see it
|u/0x7E7-02 - 7 hours
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|Did you ever find the real one?
|u/Dude_be_trippin - 7 hours
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|Immediately thought of the chicken lady episode in Kids in the Hall lol.
|u/y477we90 - 6 hours
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|When he was a kid did his family leave him behind on a Christmas trip,
|and he had to fight off home invaders?
|u/Random_nerd_52 - 6 hours
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|Nnnnnnnnailed it
|u/Turbulent_Bullfrog87 - 6 hours
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|I need to know what the right house looked like
|u/AreYouDoneNow - 6 hours
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|Reminds me of an old joke I went back to the house I used to live in
|and asked them if I could go in and have a look around for old times
|sake. They said no.... my parents can be real jerks!
|u/fakehalo - 6 hours
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|Looks like he put little markers in for his childhood memories too.
|u/Great-Pineapple-8588 - 6 hours
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|Just before the police arrived
|u/Tokyo_Addition- - 6 hours
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|Confidently incorrect.
|u/contrary_wise - 6 hours
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|Guess it’s true what they say - you never can really go home again.
|u/feeltrig - 6 hours
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|More like he raised suspicious
|u/Pletcher87 - 5 hours
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|So, the upstairs bathroom wasn’t where he thought it was going to be?
|u/Hungry-Brother5055 - 5 hours
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|Plot twist he's blind.
|u/Johnnyvezai - 5 hours
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|You know I had to do it to em
|u/justsam99 - 5 hours
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|🤣😂😂
|u/AceWhoCares - 5 hours
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|Are you still married to him ?
|u/attackplango - 5 hours
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|You can’t even tell he’s orange.
|u/Anumuz - 5 hours
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|Please don’t breed.
|u/squidoflove - 5 hours
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|When I was last in the town I grew up in, my mom, boyfriend, and I were
|driving around in the neighborhood of my childhood home. We stopped in
|front of what we thought was my childhood home, talking about how
|different it looked, from the paint job to different plants that were in
|the yard and a new fence, when I looked at the numbers on the house and
|I was like, “Those are not our old house numbers…” I about died of
|laughter. We were sitting in her car looking and talking about not-our-
|old-house for a good five minutes before we realized 😅🤣🤣🤣 We were about
|two houses down from our actual old house. To be fair, they looked like
|the same house model. Boyfriend was definitely judging us lol 😂
|u/KillerQ97 - 4 hours
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|This is frustrating because I can’t prove or disprove anything the OP
|said.
|u/Beard_o_Bees - 4 hours
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|Wait.. is this in CT?
|u/Effective_Device_185 - 3 hours
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|Ahhh! Yoot.
|u/FesterSilently - 3 hours
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|Was the house somewhere down Dunning-Kreuger Lane?
|u/whatafuckinusername - 3 hours
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|Should've knocked on the front door and told whoever answered to get
|their damn driveway repaved
|u/FastEffect4352 - 3 hours
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|lol your man seems to be the kind of guy who's silly and funny to hang
|around with. I'd be his friend :)
|u/lildobe - 3 hours
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|Is it weird that I remember the address of every house I've lived in?
|Before I moved out at 18, I had lived in 6 different houses. After I
|moved out I lived in 8 more different houses, moving 9 times (I moved
|back into one place after moving out) over the course of the last 27
|years. I know that's not a HUGE number of places (I have friends who
|move every year, sometimes multiple times in a year), but it's still a
|fair number of addresses to remember.
|u/L-Buck - 3 hours
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|The owner must’ve been puzzled
|u/RustyPwner - 3 hours
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|Dumbest post ever?
|u/MrsSadieMorgan - 3 hours
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|I was in the town where I was born (now across the country from me), and
|took a photo of what I thought was our first home - sent it to my Mom
|with the text “look familiar?” She replied “No, what’s that?” 🤷🏼♀️ I
|was at the wrong address, given incorrectly by my sister. Oops!
|u/Sefirosukuraudo - 3 hours
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|Does he claim to have been raised in Chestertonfieldville, and does he
|have a story about an apple tree?
|u/SourGummyDrops - 2 hours
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|What came to mind was JLo pointing to the house they used to live in
|saying “I used to live there. That’s my bedroom…” the guy said:
|Jennifer who? after she told him her name.
|u/karlieeee - 2 hours
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|Lol the house he actually wanted to live in when he was young, for
|reasons only he knows ....
|u/cereal7802 - 2 hours
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|My dad recently did something similar. Posted on FB a picture of "The
|old house" and my Step sister replied saying "Wow it looks so
|different". My mom was talking with my sisters about it before she
|texted me to point it out. Nobody would correct him publicly, but I had
|no reservations about doing it. Responded to my step sister "That is
|because it is the wrong house he was a few houses down the street from
|the right one". My dad then proceeded to argue with me on FB for 2 hours
|saying I was confused. I told him it was very strange that since he had
|the house they raised the garage, flatened the driveway, renumbered the
|house and moved it 2 houses down from the neighbor across the street who
|I used to collect his garbage cans for. Eventually my dad sent me a DM
|saying maybe I was right.
|u/Drops-of-Q - 2 hours
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|That's literally Andy's house in Toy Story 2. And he can tell people
|that's why he took the photo there if he's still embarrassed.
|u/Gordonrams_me653 - 2 hours
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|Your husband is a fine man
|u/No_Match8210 - 1 hour
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|Heh heh good chuckle made me spit out my Glucerna.
|u/Logtastic - 45 minutes
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|If you married him for his looks, tell him to stop skipping leg day.
|u/Pete_maravich - 35 minutes
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|How do you not know where you were raised?
|u/BetterThanAFoon - 13 hours
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|Hopefully he's doing his part to hold up the manky man stereotype and
|minimizing his mistake!! My wife would never let me live it down and I
|would do my part to pretend like I wasn't wrong
|u/MrClutchCargo - 13 hours
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|How many years was he smoking pot back then?
|u/Desperate-Guide5097 - 7 hours
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|Big idiot
|u/Dapper-Percentage-64 - 4 hours
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|I smoked a lot of weed in that basement
|u/HolidayBank8775 - 12 hours
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|Why does your husband look like Jack Metzger, lead singer of AJR?
|u/ThatWillBeTheDay - 10 hours
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|Why do people share embarrassing things about their loved ones online?
|u/SadLilBun - 9 hours
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|It’s not that serious
|u/ThatWillBeTheDay - 8 hours
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|Doesn’t have to be. Question stands.
|u/OrneryAttorney7508 - 8 hours
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|Cause not everybody is an uptight twat?
|u/Ok-Virus6904 - 7 hours
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|Zionist delusions be like
|u/hooliganmike - 11 hours
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|OP is a liar. You weren't "raised in" a house you only lived in until
|you were 6.
|u/Progresspurposely - 9 hours
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|🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
|u/GooseGeese01 - 11 hours
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|Asbestos will do that to ya
|u/scipio11111 - 11 hours
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|Wow, that guy needs to run away fast.
|u/tjmwatton - 10 hours
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|The comments are such a hard example of people who are insecure about
|their intelligence and desperate to make people think they are
|intelligent.
|u/8xxxxxxxxD - 11 hours
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|Well, it's kinda funny, but... The fuck it matters? Most of our memories
|are fuzzy anyways, so why not document it as well.
|u/Tricky_Gur8679 - 12 hours
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|😂😂😂😂
|u/UnhappyBrief6227 - 12 hours
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|😂😂😂
|u/Good_Safety9595 - 12 hours
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|🤣😂😅
|u/Feradus - 12 hours
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|What does it tell about a country if the houses look so similar you
|can't even remember your childhood home actually insanity.
|u/OrneryAttorney7508 - 8 hours
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|You tried so hard.
|u/LazyNam- - 1 hour
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|Bro tried to cook Bro failed
|u/Ill_Sea_1010 - 13 hours
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|No one cares
|u/emilycopeland - 13 hours
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|I'm sorry that you didn't like this, I hope that you have a great rest
|of your day, friend
|u/Spare-Security-1629 - 11 hours
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|Too late. He jumped off a bridge. This post was the last straw. You
|should really be more mindful when you make posts like this...
|u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle - 8 hours
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|It brought a smile to my day. Thank you for sharing.
|u/Devbrostated - 13 hours
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|Yet you cared enough to post. You must have a miserable existence
|u/hooliganmike - 11 hours
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|I hate the whole "you cared enough to post" shit. I didn't like a
|video game I played, is leaving a negative review actually a
|positive for the game because it made me care enough to write a
|review? Most people are browsing Reddit from the toilet or not much
|better. The time they are wasting is worthless, much like this post.
|u/verdatum - 5 hours
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|Speak for yourself; I care!
|u/GodzillaLikesBoobs - 11 hours
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|how much do we wanna bet hes "successful" but entirely because he was
|raised in such a neighbourhood, house, and parents and thinks hes self
|made and a hard worker?
|u/iamadrumychusama - 11 hours
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|🙄
|u/OrneryAttorney7508 - 7 hours
|
|Want some peanut butter?
|
