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What's something you should never do naked?
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|u/stupidfock - 16 hours
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|Welding
|u/MrBojanglez - 14 hours
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|For people who don’t know it’s not for the reason you think. It’s not
|the sparks or the potential burns of molten metal. It’s the
|sunburn, welding emits high amounts of UV radiation. Several hundred
|times more than you can get from the sun or a tanning bed. It can
|take as little as 60 seconds to get a severe sunburn from welding.
|I was welding shirtless in high school and my dad came out and told
|me to put a shirt on or I’d regret it. I figured he was talking about
|the sparks that, for the most part, don’t hurt. I remember thinking
|those sparks don’t hurt me. I learned a valuable lesson that day,
|worst sunburn of my life. My nipples peeled.
|u/Dangerous_Acadia_690 - 14 hours
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|So you’re saying I can tan faster?
|u/Additional_Crab_1678 - 14 hours
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|So you're saying I can TAN?
|u/mustard_in_my_ass - 14 hours
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|But it would be a SIN.
|u/Additional_Crab_1678 - 14 hours
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|I need me a COSIN
|u/mustard_in_my_ass - 14 hours
|
|What's up cuz?
|u/Fit-Somewhere-7350 - 13 hours
|
|So much hyp. This thread is lit!
|u/Smooth_Detective - 5 hours
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|Wait a SECANT, I don't get it at all!
|u/DigitalUnlimited - 12 hours
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|What are you doing step-cousin?
|u/DogmaticConfabulate - 10 hours
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|Here we go!! Porno time!!
|u/Chocoboy_YT - 9 hours
|
|# Whoops! Can't Show That in a Christian Manga!
|u/Jack5h1t - 11 hours
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|You guys really went off on a TANGENT there.
|u/Menelatency - 8 hours
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|Now you’re off on a tan, gent.
|u/HatdanceCanada - 12 hours
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|No, it would be a sine from God.
|u/AssTubeExcursion - 10 hours
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|Just because you TAN, doesn’t mean you should
|u/mauore11 - 10 hours
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|The tanning industry HATES this trick.
|u/UnknownCubicle - 14 hours
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|TIG welding in a V-neck gave me the shittiest Superman logo ever.
|u/CarrotWannabe - 11 hours
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|When I was learning the basics, the instructors told us to cover
|up well and explained the risks with the UV radiation. I thought
|I did a great job at covering up. What I didn’t notice was a tiny
|V from my shirt. I had an extremely dark tanned triangle on my
|chest for months.
|u/justadumbwelder1 - 11 hours
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|The left side of my face, just under the rear of the jaw where
|it blends into my neck, is permanently about 2 shades darker
|than the rest of my body. Too many years of leaning over to
|come off the bottom on pipe welds.
|u/PRC_Spy - 12 hours
|
|And don't be me, and think looking away from the arc is good
|enough. Wear welding goggles, because you won't look away enough.
|'Arc eye' is sunburn inside your eyes, and it's as truly awful as
|that implies.
|u/One-Permission-1811 - 11 hours
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|Feels like sandpaper, lemon juice, and razor blades being rubbed
|into your eyes. Blinking doesn’t help. Closing your eyes doesn’t
|help. Rubbing makes it worse. Best you can do is get numbing eye
|drops from an optometrist and wait it out
|u/brando56894 - 9 hours
|
|I remember when I was about ten or so, my dad bought my brother
|and I a bad ass go-kart. Like 25 HP (that may be completely off
|this was like 25+ years ago) or more. Part of the tubular frame
|snapped in a place that could be welded, so my dad brought it to
|a local shop and I remember the welder telling my dad to cover my
|eyes (my dad knew about the dangers, even though he's not a
|welder himself). Without saying a word he completely covered my
|eyes with his hand and turned my head away.
|u/Emu1981 - 6 hours
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|>And don't be me, and think looking away from the arc is good
|enough. And if you are welding in a area where others are then
|be sure to use your welding curtain to help prevent others from
|potentially suffering from arc flash.
|u/Bennington_Booyah - 5 hours
|
|Oh, yes. My husband welded "quickly" without proper eyewear once
|on July 3, and at 1 am, woke me, sobbing that he was blind! I had
|to take him to an ER. They treated him and wrapped his eyes! We
|were having a huge family party at noon the next day, so believe
|me when I saw it was a rough holiday.
|u/stupidfock - 14 hours
|
|Yep, I learned to weld in the world of race cars where most people
|besides the pros building cages learn in their garage for small
|stuff. So many people I know learned to suit up the hard way, glad
|I chose an introduction class instead of YouTube for my first time
|or I may have ended up burnt too
|u/Glum_Plane_1218 - 13 hours
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|I also learned not to wear frayed pants. Those frays are
|flammable…
|u/MischaBurns - 10 hours
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|If you've never been on fire are you really a welder? 😁
|u/Dr_Blunt_11 - 9 hours
|
|Bro if I had a nickel for everytime I caught long sleeve cotton
|shirts on fire I could have bought at least 2 more long sleeve
|cotton shirts from goodwill to catch on fire again lmao. The
|inside part of your arms at the elbow makes a great shelf for
|catching slag and sparks
|u/gogozrx - 12 hours
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|>My nipples peeled. HAWT!
|u/sacrebIue - 13 hours
|
|I had quite a bad burn at the bottom of my throat. The mask i used
|that day at school was too small for me. It burned and itched like
|crazy... i learned a valuable lesson as well that day.
|u/ClayMitchellCapital - 11 hours
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|This is 100% true. When I was younger I was building a big smoker
|and I was welding at night with my shop doors open with no shirt
|on. People would stop by on occasion to chat and on this night, I
|didn't hear a pickup drive up but I heard a voice saying "You are
|gonna sunburn yo tiddys" It was my fire chief and even though I
|didn't give it much thought... he was right. Luckily not bad
|enough to make my nipples peel. Ha
|u/HenkVanDelft - 10 hours
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|You just had to nipple it all up, di’n ya, Son? All these nice
|folks come to hear a nice sunburn story snd now they all got
|nipple-on-the-brain-shock syndrome. Don’t tell ‘em how you was
|welding up a Prince Albert, they don’t need penis on their nipped
|up minds too… Kids these days…where’d I leave my butt scratcher?
|u/Acromegalic - 12 hours
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|Oooof.
|u/BentGadget - 12 hours
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|>I learned a valuable lesson that day, Probably the next day
|before you really learned.
|u/Mikesaidit36 - 12 hours
|
|But don’t the sparks hurt too? I thought I saw a welder with a ton
|of marks on his skin that appeared to be all from sparks. Permanent
|little scars.
|u/GypsyKate88 - 10 hours
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|Your nipples *peeled* 🫣 I know you said it last but it completely
|sealed the deal for me.
|u/Alchemist_Joshua - 8 hours
|
|I teach welding, I had a student who said, I’ll be ok in a t-shirt.
|Came back the next day with his arms wrapped up. They had both
|blistered from getting such bad burns.
|u/Sinovera - 6 hours
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|Love that he warned you to put a shirt on but didn't tell you why.
|u/dragonfett - 6 hours
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|You also shouldn't stare at someone arc welding, even if you think
|you are far enough away. My metal shop teacher told us about a
|student he had a while back who was watching someone weld from the
|other side of the shop, a good 200' or more easily. He said he felt
|like he had pressure in his eyes and sand between his eyelids and
|eyeballs. I don't remember offhand if his vision ever recovered.
|u/Sure-Crew-2418 - 14 hours
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|I was going to say cooking bacon but yeah welding would suck more
|u/AlternativeCarrot566 - 16 hours
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|That’s the only way I’ve ever welded
|u/Zarniwoooop - 15 hours
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|I keep one sock on, just in case.
|u/Bloody_Smashing - 14 hours
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|This sock isn't the kind for feet.
|u/BBO1007 - 13 hours
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|TIL there’s socks for feet.
|u/Daviino - 15 hours
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|Rookie mistake. Safety flip flops are the way to go. Health
|first!
|u/Icy-Bar-9712 - 15 hours
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|Hell no, crocs are the only way to weld. Too much of the
|splatter will bounce off of flip flops. Crocs funnel and keep
|it against the skin. Best way to keep your feet warm in the
|winter!
|u/stilldbi - 14 hours
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|I don’t think the sock is on his foot
|u/M_artyJ - 14 hours
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|Where?
|u/ChordSlinger - 15 hours
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|Go on…
|u/mySBRshootsblanks - 15 hours
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|It's the safety sock. It doesn't go on the feet.
|u/Undeniable_filth - 14 hours
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|I'm not very good at welding, but my buddy Socko is! (The
|sock is on my left hand in puppet format, whipping tight
|welds)
|u/Rogue_Aviator - 15 hours
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|Goes on the third leg in the middle right? 😂😂😂
|u/Slutty_Brontosaurus - 14 hours
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|You have a third leg? Might want to seek medical attention
|u/mySBRshootsblanks - 14 hours
|
|Yeaaaa. The foot was amputated when I was about yay big.
|It's just a stump now.
|u/Dirac_comb - 15 hours
|
|I once spent an evening welding, and it was so hot that I took my
|shirt off, but still wore my apron, gloves, and protective sleeves.
|It was TIG welding, and pretty much every spot that wasn't covered
|was burnt to shit. It was pain and misery for days after.
|u/Agitated_Year8521 - 15 hours
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|My first thought also, second was dropping off/picking the kids up
|from school
|u/Barbishmarbi - 14 hours
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|I Did A Thing would argue otherwise.
|u/Lola_from_Punkston - 16 hours
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|Babysitting
|u/Ronnz123 - 15 hours
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|One should not sit on babies, period.
|u/cystopulis - 15 hours
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|One should not sit on babies while on their period.
|u/Grakees - 15 hours
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|You've got red on you.
|u/na_batman - 14 hours
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|It’s only ketchup, darling
|u/Pleuel - 14 hours
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|Is this a red herring?
|u/Hanzerwagen - 13 hours
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|If it looks like a red herring and it smells like a red
|herring...
|u/redditthrowaway663 - 9 hours
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|Can you cut down a tree with it?
|u/Ganymede_Wordsmyth - 11 hours
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|It's actually beef...?
|u/Asleep_Syllabub3605 - 11 hours
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|Allo maaaate
|u/ARandomChocolateCake - 12 hours
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|I have yet to see a baby on their period
|u/RetroArchaic - 10 hours
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|I always put mine on question marks
|u/Uncle_Baconn - 13 hours
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|Mrs. McTwitter, the babysitter, I think she's a little bit crazy.
|I think she thinks a sitter's supposed to sit upon the baby. -Shel
|Silverstein
|u/EyelandBaby - 6 hours
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|You left out two syllables. She thinks a babysitter’s.
|u/Glittering-Place-628 - 14 hours
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|HAHAHHAHAHAJA
|u/TheKingMonkey - 13 hours
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|What if you’re a duck and they are still in their eggs?
|u/dammmiao - 13 hours
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|I've laughed so hard 🤣
|u/billythekid3300 - 15 hours
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|I don't know I feel like somebody out there would probably pay extra
|for that
|u/Cosmic_Meditator777 - 4 hours
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|you'd do well in politics and/or the anime industry.
|u/Many_Patience5179 - 14 hours
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|Now you're instilling bad ideas in my brain
|u/We_The_Raptors - 15 hours
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|Damn, are you saying Pornhub lied to us??
|u/RevRon_FUCK - 13 hours
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|Depends... Are the families nudists?
|u/Responsible_Law_3051 - 16 hours
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|Cook bacon
|u/grbrent - 14 hours
|
|Real story! My step-dad was cooking bacon in the oven without a shirt
|on. Some of the grease popped and hit him right in the belly button.
|It burned through his skin and into his abdomen requiring surgery to
|fix. In surgery and with some imaging, they found stage 2 colon
|cancer. So, if it wasn't for the burn, he wouldn't have known about
|his cancer because he had no symptoms.
|u/Patchumz - 12 hours
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|Sounds like everyone should be frying naked just in case!
|u/I-seddit - 7 hours
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|Yah, brb.
|u/yestoness - 11 hours
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|Sounds like that really saved his bacon
|u/grbrent - 11 hours
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|That time... He died last winter from a massive heart attack
|while he was snowblowing.
|u/Scholarly_Koala - 10 hours
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|The bacon giveth, and the bacon taketh away.
|u/andrez444 - 8 hours
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|This is so wrong but so funny
|u/Swizzlers - 4 hours
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|This made me softly snort, which is the highest possible
|praise I can give to an Internet joke. Take my upvote.
|u/yestoness - 11 hours
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|Ah, man, I'm sorry to hear that. Sounds like you probably have
|many good stories to remember him by.
|u/INAC___Kramerica - 7 hours
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|Wish my dad had the same luck previously at least...he also had
|asymptomatic colon cancer that didn't begin to manifest until
|it was way too late to do anything. As it turned out, by the
|time he got diagnosed (metastatic), he was already on death's
|door. He died two days later. This all just happened in the
|last two weeks.
|u/AgentGiga - 11 hours
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|I’m sorry for your loss.
|u/grbrent - 11 hours
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|Thank you. He had a good heart. Raised me when my bio dad was
|more interested in drugs and alcohol
|u/DCx8 - 8 hours
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|Obviously it wasn’t good enough
|u/DCx8 - 8 hours
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|All jokes aside I am sorry for your loss
|u/Q-burt - 11 hours
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|I'm sorry for your loss. My dad died of a heart attack. It's so
|hard after that.
|u/bwoah07_gp2 - 12 hours
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|Holy cow, that's wild!
|u/ExerciseAshamed208 - 10 hours
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|So do cook bacon naked?
|u/blue4029 - 11 hours
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|was the bacon okay tho?
|u/AgentGiga - 11 hours
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|Now that’s interesting. If he was wearing shirt, he wouldn’t have
|known he had stage two colon cancer, and would probably be gone in
|couple years.
|u/justalittlebear01 - 16 hours
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|or any fats/oils
|u/PantsDontHaveAnswers - 14 hours
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|I shouldn't deep fry a turkey inside my home in my birthday gear?
|u/Zech08 - 13 hours
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|Only frozen ones direct to fryer.
|u/DrunkenMcSlurpee - 14 hours
|
|On a parallel personal safety note... Guys... Always wear gloves to
|chop jalapeños.
|u/Buddyslime - 13 hours
|
|HA! Tell me about it! I chopped all the peppers for salsa one time
|and had to take a piss so I went to the can, pulled it out and 5
|minutes later my wife asked me why I was crying and yelling so
|hard.
|u/DrunkenMcSlurpee - 13 hours
|
|"Why is your dick in a glass of milk!?!?"
|u/Werdna517 - 9 hours
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|I almost choked on my drink reading this 😂
|u/DrunkenMcSlurpee - 9 hours
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|Was it milk?
|u/Swizzlers - 15 hours
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|Came here to say this and I know because I’ve made bad choices…
|u/Responsible_Law_3051 - 15 hours
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|You're not the only one
|u/MyLife-is-a-diceRoll - 14 hours
|
|one of my brothers made this mistake. once. He still has scars
|from it years later.
|u/Wrong_Development484 - 15 hours
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|Yep, far from the only one, admittedly I had underwear on but now I
|have a scar.
|u/IrishWithoutPotatoes - 11 hours
|
|When I was in the Army, one of my buddies would always add to the
|weekend safety briefing: Don’t fry bacon naked. Unfortunately the
|fact it has to be uttered at all speaks to the intelligence of some
|members of society.
|u/jetjordan - 13 hours
|
|Man i lived in a "U" shaped building in NYC and there was a dude
|across the courtyard from me that had a little curtain in his kitchen
|window that would hide his nudity IF YOU LIVED ACROSS FROM HIM ONLY.
|We lived a floor below so the curtain covered his belly button to
|nipple area. Dong on display every time he cooked naked. My roomate
|hated him becuase we could always see his junk. I hated him because
|of the sheer gall of cooking naked.
|u/alexbcous - 13 hours
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|Never cook bacon outside, naked, when it's raining.
|u/emptygroove - 12 hours
|
|One day I'm in the living room, my brother goes into the kitchen. A
|few minutes go by and I'm hearing "Ah. Ow. OW! Dammit, DAMMIT!" and
|things banging around. Run into the kitchen to find my brother
|cooking bacon shirtless. Trying to grab the pan and push him away
|from the stove while laughing hysterically was a challenge.
|u/Sweet_Tea761 - 15 hours
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|Run through a corn field backwards
|u/SplattrKing13 - 14 hours
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|Country girls make do
|u/eggs__and_bacon - 14 hours
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|I understood that reference.
|u/crsmay - 13 hours
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|Help I don’t get it
|u/Vashsinn - 11 hours
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|City folk translation would be >anything is a dildo if
|you're brave enough
|u/healthcrusade - 11 hours
|
|“Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a
|cornfield?” is a line from the movie “Half Baked”
|u/LemonPartyW0rldTour - 11 hours
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|They’re referring to the “Country Girls Make Do” phrase.
|u/Joonakkivene - 12 hours
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|Literally Google it Look at images
|u/UncleJetMints - 14 hours
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|This seems oddly specific and based on experience.
|u/anormalgeek - 14 hours
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|Hey now, don't kink shame.
|u/dantodd - 13 hours
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|The ER doctors never believe you.
|u/InvertedNoob - 7 hours
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|“I swear doctor, it was an accident! I fell and the corn got stuck up
|my ass!”
|u/Cool_Guy_Braydan - 10 hours
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|i don't get it, can someone please explain
|u/BalancesHanging - 15 hours
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|Ok that’s got me in stitches lol
|u/dannydrama - 13 hours
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|Well stop doing it then
|u/BalancesHanging - 13 hours
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|Hey now wait a minute…I wasn’t confessing to actually doing this
|lol
|u/GlorifiedBurito - 14 hours
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|Right in the corn hole
|u/Real-Pomegranate-235 - 12 hours
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|And you should never run through fields of wheat at all.
|u/abcohen916 - 16 hours
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|Go to the Police Station
|u/NLwino - 15 hours
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|I kept telling them that, but they still dragged me to it during my
|naked run.
|u/WeinerVonBraun - 13 hours
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|We’re all going streaking! Everybody is doing it
|u/TangoCharliePDX - 9 hours
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|You do not live in Oregon.
|u/BallsDeepMofo - 14 hours
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|eh, depends on the situation
|u/space_monster - 14 hours
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|or testify in court.
|u/Robert_Weaver - 12 hours
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|That’s one way to get caught with your pants down
|u/MSnyper - 15 hours
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|Weed wack
|u/Spiritual-Term-766 - 13 hours
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|what if you have a forest down there?
|u/okbud44 - 10 hours
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|Use an axe instead
|u/concretepants - 7 hours
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|And you have my bow
|u/PreparedDeath - 12 hours
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|You could try this weeks sponsor ‘Manscaped.com’
|u/martinisawe - 13 hours
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|Atleast having eye protection is necessary
|u/V-Lenin - 7 hours
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|Shorts also don‘t help much
|u/Issue_Status - 15 hours
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|Install that itchy insulation stuff ha ha
|u/atreides78723 - 15 hours
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|Fiberglass + nakedness = bad times.
|u/According-Hat-5393 - 13 hours
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|Sadly, one of the best cures for insulation is duct tape & a sharp
|RIP! It's kind of like a full body "Brazilian"-- but it seems to
|help with insulation, especially if you aren't (soon won't be) very
|hairy.
|u/atreides78723 - 13 hours
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|I’m worked with guys who did duct work before. They would sooner
|scrub full body with Lava than do that…
|u/oldtinman15 - 8 hours
|
|Worked in a duct shop years ago. Everyday, I had to clean up
|the scraps of insulation. They had me rub corn starch on the
|exposed skin so I wouldn't get itchy. Worked like a charm
|u/DarthChefDad - 13 hours
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|The forbidden cotton candy
|u/rugernut13 - 9 hours
|
|Oooooh. STORY TIME! Few years ago we had a water damage issue in the
|house we were renting, and I had contracted with the landlady to do
|the repairs myself for some money off the rent. (Used to do it
|professionally, and it was a minor issue, so NBD). Well, we had torn
|out a wall, and torn out the wet insulation, and we were letting the
|back of the sheathing dry, and had laid out the insulation with a fan
|and a dehumidifier going, and it got late so we called it a night. I
|got up at 2am to get a drink, (buckassnekkid) and tripped on my own
|fucking hammer laying where I shouldn't have left it, and ended up
|half Captain Kirk rolling half starfishing into a pile of damp pink
|fiberglass insulation. I was itchy for days. In places that you don't
|want to be itchy. My wife thought it was HILARIOUS.
|u/nytocarolina - 12 hours
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|Meaning you can install non-itchy insulation?
|u/OrganizationOk5418 - 10 hours
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|I've done that top less. How I miss the 80s.
|u/Prudent_Ideal8414 - 8 hours
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|Put a bar of soap in a nylon stocking and rub and wash yourself with
|that. Years of hanging dense glass taught me that
|u/SageoftheForlornPath - 15 hours
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|collect honey
|u/na_batman - 14 hours
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|Well, no one said stick your cock in it to collect the honey
|u/RevRon_FUCK - 13 hours
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|No, but the bees might think a hole in you looks like the perfect
|place for a new home. Then again, if a guy, it might help you
|appear bigger... At least until the swelling goes down.
|u/TechnoBabbles - 8 hours
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|Built in Vibrator?
|u/Your_alowlife86 - 15 hours
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|go to school
|u/anormalgeek - 14 hours
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|As a teacher.
|u/spademanden - 14 hours
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|As the principal
|u/SocksOnHands - 13 hours
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|As a middle aged man who has no kids but just shown up and
|wandered the halls.
|u/Shadowpika655 - 12 hours
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|The janitor?
|u/Snipeshot_Games - 11 hours
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|with a gun /j
|u/spectator_2_0 - 15 hours
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|...go on
|u/Johnnyrock199 - 9 hours
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|Do NOT GO ON I REPEAT DO NOT GO ON!!
|u/Crush-N-It - 2 hours
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|Oh damn. What was said??? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
|u/wineandcomplain - 14 hours
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|Herding cats naked is fine though
|u/tucvbif - 12 hours
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|Bath cats
|u/mrdan1969 - 11 hours
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|I'm guessing you have a story...
|u/moomeansmoo - 4 hours
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|Growing up, my cat going out of the house once. Was missing for 3
|days. Then ran home absolutely covered in bugs. His fur looks the
|wrong color there were so many bugs. My dad decided the way to fix
|it quickest was to take cat into the shower and wash off the bugs. My
|cat strongly disagreed. I’ve never heard a man scream so loud.
|u/jasonlitka - 15 hours
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|An interview on Netflix.
|u/Kirbyfan52 - 13 hours
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|That's probably actually fine seeing as in lady gaga's documentary on
|Netflix, she took her bikini top off halfway through
|u/jasonlitka - 11 hours
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|Not what I was referencing…
|https://www.newsweek.com/sports/internet-goes-wild-after-netflix-
|accidentally-shows-mike-tysons-bare-butt-1986800
|u/Anglosaurus - 11 hours
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|'accidentally'
|u/jasonlitka - 11 hours
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|Accidentally or not it was funny as hell.
|u/bmwkid - 10 hours
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|Mike Tyson would like a word
|u/Aard_Bewoner - 15 hours
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|Climbing a monkey puzzle tree
|u/Cool_Guy_Braydan - 11 hours
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|happy cake day!
|u/Various-Ducks - 14 hours
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|Dont worry i was never going to do that
|u/GeneralFuzuki7 - 13 hours
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|I think doing that fully clothed isn’t a great idea
|u/Neon-Hades - 15 hours
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|Go to a job interview
|u/martinisawe - 13 hours
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|But what if you're interviewing for becoming a pornstar
|u/dragonfett - 5 hours
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|Dress for the job you want!
|u/mexicodoug - 4 hours
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|So... nothing but heels if you're a lady and socks if you're a
|dude. Got it.
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 15 hours
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|As a nudist, I can answer this: Cooking (hot water and grease fucking
|*hurts)* Rock climbing (great way to get sensitive areas torn up)
|Hiking (going through dense foliage is painful, sweat also attracts
|mosquitoes) Sitting on the ground or rocks (ever stepped on a
|sticker? Now imagine it’s your bare ass and junk. Rocks in the sun may
|as well be hotplates) Horseback riding (you’ll learn what *real*
|chafing is)
|u/IBJON - 14 hours
|
|Not to judge your lifestyle, but it almost seems like we wear clothes
|for a reason...
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|Oh don’t worry, I get it. I may be a nudist, but I still recognize
|clothing has a lot of advantages. But I’m not so fanatical that I
|refuse to acknowledge them or utilize them. No way am I going naked
|outside when it’s winter lol
|u/Laserdollarz - 12 hours
|
|I lost my car keys at a nudist resort once. Turns out, pockets
|are really cool.
|u/Heywoood_Jablome - 12 hours
|
|Should have given them to your girlfriend instead
|u/ryadre1 - 10 hours
|
|But what about nature's pocket?
|u/dragonfett - 5 hours
|
|You mean the ole prison pocket?
|u/SlipperyPigHole - 10 hours
|
|That's what the prison pocket is for...
|u/emilsco - 9 hours
|
|Prison Pocket bro, use your brain
|u/example_615 - 14 hours
|
|so you go outside naked in summer? nice.
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|Any time it isn’t freezing cold outside, pretty much
|u/Bubbly_City_136 - 13 hours
|
|İsnt it illegal or something
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 13 hours
|
|Depends on where you are
|u/RoboshOfficial - 12 hours
|
|Where do you live. Need to move there
|u/FknOvrIt - 12 hours
|
|There used to be a show on TLC called Buying Naked
|where nudists were house hunting in nudist communities.
|Turns out there’s quite the population of nudists in
|Florida!
|u/Alexreads0627 - 12 hours
|
|if there was going to ever be a sizable gathering of
|nudists, it WOULD be Florida
|u/MalcomSkullHead - 12 hours
|
|What’s going on with your i?
|u/HowieLove - 14 hours
|
|I would love a AMA from a proper nudist.
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|Huh, I’ve never done an AMA before. I might do that on my day off.
|u/LedoPizzaEater - 12 hours
|
|Let’s get this AMA started! What do you do for work?
|u/fmaz008 - 10 hours
|
|My bet is lava researcher.
|u/darkbyrd - 14 hours
|
|As a nudist, I love naked hiking. I'll just be a bit more mindful
|when I'm not on the trail
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|Ah, that’s true. I suppose it’s subjective depending on where you
|live. Nudists out where I live know better than to go off trail
|cause we have a lot of arid brush, cactuses, thorns, stickers, and
|poisonous plants. But even on the trail, those mosquitoes are a
|pain lol
|u/darkbyrd - 14 hours
|
|I'd agree if I lived in a desert. Living in a temperate
|rainforest has it's advantages
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|I suppose it does. The only advantage my climate offers is that
|the water is always warm for swimming
|u/Sea-Blueberry-1840 - 13 hours
|
|Fellow nudist here. We go to nudist campgrounds, hike, cook bacon
|the blackstone, play pickle ball, chop firewood, everything is done
|nude unless it’s cold. It’s a great lifestyle
|u/ilikebunnies1 - 14 hours
|
|At this rate you should do an AMA about this.
|u/ScoobiSnacc - 14 hours
|
|So I keep being told lol. I’ve got a few hours before work, so I
|might just do that.
|u/mirzaeian - 15 hours
|
|For some reason cooking bacon is a very common answer. I wonder why? I
|want to hear ER stories on Saturday mornings....
|u/Mythoclast - 15 hours
|
|Probably because a lot of people have cooked bacon and felt a bit of
|spatter hit their exposed skin. Easy to imagine it spattering over
|even more sensitive bits.
|u/Fit-Somewhere-7350 - 13 hours
|
|Delicious
|u/GielM - 15 hours
|
|Because it's something people actually do... Until they find out why
|you shouldn't. Nobody's gonna weld, babysit, talk to the poice,
|naked. Not if they can help it. But getting breakfast started whilst
|still in whatever you slept in last night, which might be just undies
|or nothing at all, doesn't sound unreasonable. Until you feel the
|burn. Source: Been there, done that, should've worn a Tshirt...
|u/IBJON - 14 hours
|
|I have a scar below my navel from bacon grease splashing while I was
|cooking breakfast shirtless. Had I not been wearing shorts, I
|would've been cooking sausage as well
|u/DoktorKnope - 15 hours
|
|The ER stories are more Sunday afternoon stories - & most are not
|that entertaining. Routine arm/belly burns (“I’ve never fried bacon
|before!” “Then why do it naked?” ). The fun stories
|are early Sunday mornings - “I, um, threw my back out doing pushups”
|(at 2am? Well, that is a KIND of pushup); “I banged my head against,
|um, a door” (then why is the knot on the back of your head?), and so
|on. Bacon grease burns are typically 1st/2nd degree (well, except for
|that one time the guy came up behind her to give her a “big hug”, his
|arm hit the handle of the skillet and it flipped the grease - and
|bacon - down her front. I’d say he never slept over again!).
|u/etzel1200 - 13 hours
|
|Oh god that last anecdote.
|u/Vegetable_Insect_966 - 11 hours
|
|oh my god
|u/Poopingisasignipoop - 14 hours
|
|I mean, I wasn’t even hungry for bacon, but I was already naked, so…
|u/Weird_Yam6398 - 15 hours
|
|Arson
|u/andreiim - 14 hours
|
|If you're doing it right, it won't be an issue. And if you're doing
|it wrong, it won't make a difference whether you're wearing clothes.
|u/SocksOnHands - 13 hours
|
|No, arson when you're clothed is perfectly ok. Hear that, judge?
|u/Mon_Coeur_Monkey - 11 hours
|
|Also: Arse-on
|u/ChingChongSticks - 8 hours
|
|Arson around naked
|u/Worldly_Event_1460 - 15 hours
|
|Meet your girls' parents.
|u/RegularHovercraft - 12 hours
|
|I met my girlfriend's parents naked, both them and me and her.
|u/captainrv - 10 hours
|
|There has to be a story. Please explain.
|u/Programmerofson - 16 hours
|
|Go to an elementary school
|u/uisce_beatha1 - 13 hours
|
|Or a HS, junior high…
|u/Double_Rutabaga878 - 13 hours
|
|Or college
|u/TarkaDoSera - 12 hours
|
|Or preschool
|u/hidakii_chan - 10 hours
|
|those horny teens would start jerking off if it was female
|u/Stldjw - 8 hours
|
|Or a Chuck E. Cheese
|u/dasaigaijin - 15 hours
|
|Look in the mirror.
|u/Karl-Levin - 12 hours
|
| "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
|u/dasaigaijin - 9 hours
|
|Calm down Bill.
|u/n_mcrae_1982 - 15 hours
|
|Fire fighting.
|u/Fluca - 15 hours
|
|If Seinfeld taught me anything is to not use a sander naked…
|u/JohnWallsBalls - 15 hours
|
|Or cough.
|u/cleverdabber - 15 hours
|
|Or open a jar.
|u/doctor6 - 14 hours
|
|Or pump up a bicycle wheel
|u/the_real_eel - 15 hours
|
|lol. That’s not good naked.
|u/yall_cray - 10 hours
|
|Naked crouching = bad
|u/NilssonSchmilsson - 13 hours
|
|Ride a tractor. You can get gonorrhea much easier naked than with a
|bathing suit on, riding a tractor.
|u/No_Respond_2982 - 12 hours
|
|Or making dinner for guests
|u/megs-benedict - 9 hours
|
|Yay I found my friends 👋 🥒🫙
|u/I-seddit - 7 hours
|
|But a Bernie is ok.
|u/GoblinGob_ - 15 hours
|
|Picking up a penny on a busy street.
|u/atreides78723 - 15 hours
|
|Not with *that* attitude.
|u/95in3rd - 13 hours
|
|Or in prison.
|u/SocksOnHands - 13 hours
|
|That all really depends... for ten percent of the population, I'll be
|throwing lots of loose change.
|u/tryinandsurvivin - 15 hours
|
|Boxing
|u/Lazy_Fortune8848 - 14 hours
|
|But if you didn’t want to fight. I mean. No one actually wants to
|fight the naked guy.
|u/SocksOnHands - 13 hours
|
|What is the "no hitting below the belt" rule if there is no belt?
|u/HumphreyGo-Kart - 15 hours
|
|Get undressed.
|u/Redisno_ - 2 hours
|
|Wait, y’all don’t unzip your skin to let your muscles breathe a
|little?!
|u/julieleann28 - 8 hours
|
|This is the most underrated comment on this thread!
|u/gregbones1999 - 7 hours
|
|I hope not buddy
|u/sendy_side - 12 hours
|
|Genuine answer? Clean with harsh chemicals. I like being naked at home.
|Decided the oven needed cleaning. Put rubber gloves on. Went to
|scrubbing. 1 very unfortunate, accidental, spray of a stainless steel
|cleaner that I used to get from a guy who works in an industrial food
|processing facility, and I ended up with chemical burns on my taint.
|Which was very painful for a solid week.
|u/djmathblaster - 8 hours
|
|That taint the way to get the job done.
|u/Entitled_Goose - 6 hours
|
|Okay, the real question is how the hell did you get it on your ass
|u/Entitled_Goose - 6 hours
|
|The real question is, how the hell did you get it on your ass
|u/throw123454321purple - 15 hours
|
|Run a table saw..
|u/txnz - 15 hours
|
|Should only jump in with clothes on
|u/Rogue_Aviator - 15 hours
|
|Lava proof clothes.
|u/mirzaeian - 15 hours
|
|Technically you are right. But just technically
|u/xhmmxtv - 15 hours
|
|The best kind of right
|u/you_mars - 11 hours
|
|You'd survive anyways
|u/martinis00 - 15 hours
|
|Lay down in a haystack
|u/Suspicious-Hawk799 - 6 hours
|
|Because of the needle poking you right?
|u/Only-One-7812 - 5 hours
|
|Imagine it’s a nice summer day you’re really tired and sweaty and you
|fall asleep on the haystack. You wake up with ticks all over sticking
|into back drawing blood, fleas crawling on you laying eggs, spiders
|making webs in your hair having fun with the new terrain, the mice
|biting you lucky for some food, the centipedes and millipedes
|crawling around your ankles striking fear through your body as you
|look up and see the towering bear. Ha get nightmares
|u/WillieDFleming - 15 hours
|
|Go to church.
|u/GrouchyDress2018 - 13 hours
|
|Represent yourself in court
|u/Mon_Coeur_Monkey - 11 hours
|
|Especially while being summoned for charges of public nudity
|u/Just-Lavishness895 - 15 hours
|
|frying up some food happened to a guy i knew…
|u/BalancesHanging - 15 hours
|
|Drop a turkey in hot oil
|u/Opposite_Cold_8035 - 9 hours
|
|“1st degree burns over 90% of his body and AAHHHH-“
|u/I-seddit - 7 hours
|
|How else do I let it loose from my buttcheeks?
|u/CertifiedForkliftSir - 13 hours
|
|Babysit
|u/Putrid-Effective-570 - 15 hours
|
|Pick up your kid from school
|u/OddContext9585 - 12 hours
|
|Squat infront of your teething puppy
|u/Celtic-Brit - 12 hours
|
|Answer the front door Answer a work zoom meeting Garden
|u/pjchik79 - 10 hours
|
|Or do answer the door. It's a great deterrent for Jehovah's
|Witnesses.
|u/TryGunHUN - 15 hours
|
|Picking up the soap
|u/jthalma1 - 15 hours
|
|So I’m supposed to keep multiple bars of soap in the shower?
|u/andreiim - 14 hours
|
|At this point, some may think you like dropping the soap. You're
|just supposed to not drop it, not drop ituntil you're out of soap
|bars
|u/Damseldoll - 16 hours
|
|Trick or treat
|u/GamerSam - 14 hours
|
|Good point, can't even get a good outfit, don't deserve candy
|u/Elder_Millenial_Sage - 15 hours
|
|Fight dogs or other teethy predators.
|u/stands_on_big_rocks - 15 hours
|
|I had to fight off two dogs while fully clothed and tbh, i don’t
|think the clothes helped all that much. And bear attack survivors
|never dote about their patagonia puffy saving their life. So that’s
|that. Fight animals naked.
|u/TheSoupOfToday - 15 hours
|
|Visit the neighborhood playground.
|u/hawtbotjazz - 15 hours
|
|Cooking
|u/HistorysWitness - 15 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/Graehaus - 15 hours
|
|Fry bacon or pan fry.
|u/crimsontide5654 - 13 hours
|
|Bee keeper
|u/taykaybo - 15 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/kankerg - 15 hours
|
|Jumping off a 300ft building
|u/CompetitiveAd7919 - 15 hours
|
|pick up your kids from school
|u/JadedBrit - 15 hours
|
|Go shopping.
|u/roses_scent - 14 hours
|
|Strip tease
|u/AshvstheWalkingDead - 14 hours
|
|Go outside and make a snow angel. That would be very cold.
|u/Short-Sighted_Dave - 14 hours
|
|Step on a land mine
|u/ksaarthak - 13 hours
|
|Being a Mall Santa
|u/LedZebulon - 13 hours
|
|Fry bacon.
|u/BigWolf2051 - 15 hours
|
|Bacon
|u/Mission-Can-1647 - 15 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/imadork1970 - 15 hours
|
|Skydive
|u/Xtobias83X - 15 hours
|
|Cook Bacon
|u/Agile_Usual608 - 15 hours
|
|fry bacon
|u/Forsaken-Form7221 - 15 hours
|
|I came here to say this!
|u/SuperKetchupDude - 14 hours
|
|Knife juggling
|u/trainspotter390 - 13 hours
|
|I’m not an expert, but don’t sit on a cactus
|u/Aggressive-Quiet-226 - 12 hours
|
|Teach elementary school.
|u/AlabasterPuffin - 10 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/Dmnc_Ktn666 - 6 hours
|
|Run outside
|u/Front-Hovercraft-721 - 4 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/rb78 - 4 hours
|
|Make bacon
|u/jerrycoles1 - 2 hours
|
|Play with kids
|u/BlackIceCake - 15 hours
|
|Attempt to deep-fry anything unless you want a physics lesson in pain.
|u/raspberry_en_anglais - 15 hours
|
|Operate a bandsaw
|u/The-Anti-Nationalist - 15 hours
|
|Climb up Mount Everest
|u/Long-Trade-9164 - 15 hours
|
|Climbing into an all leather interior car in the middle of summer in
|Phoenix.
|u/charmingvixenxx - 15 hours
|
|Cook bacon. Seriously... just dont.
|u/aesthetic_kiara - 16 hours
|
|visit a grocery store
|u/Legitimate_Skill7383 - 15 hours
|
|Why're most of these about bacon 💀
|u/DruidicBoogaloo - 15 hours
|
|I'd say participate in a boogaloo. But I kinda wanna be that guy.
|Naked, tac vest, flip flops, pink and yellow rifle.
|u/bluesmcscrooge - 15 hours
|
|Buck a log
|u/TwoToesToni - 15 hours
|
|Firefighting
|u/smurg112 - 15 hours
|
|Make a nice fry
|u/Deathblades0 - 15 hours
|
|Bee keeping
|u/CandidCosplayLover - 15 hours
|
|Deep fry food.
|u/Etheygum - 15 hours
|
|Take a walk, specifically to the police station.
|u/Captain_Tooth - 15 hours
|
|Frying up bacon.
|u/WyldStalynz - 15 hours
|
|Open a jar of pickles in front of someone
|u/zed2point0 - 14 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/godmademelikethis - 14 hours
|
|Fry steak
|u/DozerLVL - 14 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/Avantreesucks - 14 hours
|
|Fry bacon.
|u/gigglyGonzalez - 14 hours
|
|Go to a park
|u/realdealkil85 - 14 hours
|
|Cook Bacon on the stove
|u/whitebreadtaco - 14 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/kenmohler - 14 hours
|
|Cook bacon.
|u/Verafine - 14 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/TT_________ - 14 hours
|
|Brush your teeth and then get tooth paste on yourself
|u/sonic192 - 14 hours
|
|Beekeeping
|u/ziration - 14 hours
|
|chop firewood, or anything chainsaw related.
|u/homechicken20 - 14 hours
|
|Daycare
|u/Mobilelurk - 14 hours
|
|Open a jar of pickles.
|u/forgets_it - 14 hours
|
|Run thru a sandstorm
|u/R3TRO_131 - 14 hours
|
|Job interview.
|u/Round_Definition_809 - 14 hours
|
|Cook with oil. I made potstickers and the oil kept popping on my
|titties. It must like me jk lol
|u/Long-Grab-843 - 14 hours
|
|Wrestling
|u/marky_mark301 - 14 hours
|
|Visit a daycare
|u/Aggravating-Tale605 - 14 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/Dragonwork - 14 hours
|
|cook. especially bacon
|u/danapca - 14 hours
|
|Fry food
|u/simpletonius - 13 hours
|
|Fry bacon.
|u/Astrohurricane1 - 13 hours
|
|Attend a meeting with HR
|u/jmeshvrd - 13 hours
|
|Go to court
|u/LokiHubris - 13 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/TheElvisMan - 13 hours
|
|Cook with grease, walk the dog, go grocery shopping
|u/FBG-123 - 13 hours
|
|Cook bacon.
|u/EatPreyLive - 13 hours
|
|Open pickle jars
|u/bungle_bogs - 13 hours
|
|Walk in front of a window as your teen kids and their mates are walking
|up the driveway.
|u/Arks-Angel - 13 hours
|
|Any form of customer service work
|u/UltratagPro - 13 hours
|
|Undress...
|u/Fantastic-Ant-4429 - 13 hours
|
|Fry food.
|u/ami2weird4u - 13 hours
|
|Conduct an orchestra.
|u/High_velocity93 - 13 hours
|
|Going to a job interview
|u/truthm0de - 13 hours
|
|Cook a bunch of bacon
|u/Anarcho-Chris - 13 hours
|
|Discuss divorce. Trust me. Awkward
|u/Chrisgone - 13 hours
|
|Parent teacher conference
|u/REUBG58 - 13 hours
|
|Be a Dept Store Santa
|u/jcmbn - 13 hours
|
|Leapfrog.
|u/macfat - 13 hours
|
|Pick up kids from school.
|u/Capt1an_Cl0ck - 13 hours
|
|Open a jar of pickles
|u/The_Seven777 - 13 hours
|
|Public speaking omg, as if the pressure isn't already bad enough
|u/ElderberryPoet - 13 hours
|
|Bury a loved one.
|u/dalekaup - 13 hours
|
|Skydive. 99% chance you die.
|u/1977420 - 12 hours
|
|Walk in to the police station and ask for directions
|u/WarriorJax - 12 hours
|
|Roofing or plumbing.
|u/JBOYCE35239 - 12 hours
|
|Arguing with the police. Even if you're right, you're still gonna look
|like a lunatic
|u/milny_gunn - 12 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/SnooJokes9174 - 12 hours
|
|Go to Office
|u/ResponsibilityOne484 - 12 hours
|
|Visit my house
|u/Gimmemyspoon - 12 hours
|
|Cook.
|u/Da-Trumpster - 12 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/TheDanielCF - 12 hours
|
|Operate a lathe.
|u/gman1951 - 12 hours
|
|Beekeeper.
|u/RegularHovercraft - 12 hours
|
|Ride a porcupine.
|u/Louumb - 12 hours
|
|Frying bacon
|u/joeydbls - 12 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/Svyeda - 12 hours
|
|Fry chicken
|u/Safe-Stretch8150 - 12 hours
|
|Sex
|u/shieldagentoz - 12 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/Ok_Solution_1282 - 12 hours
|
|Dry hump...
|u/pdunson57 - 12 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/OrangeBug74 - 12 hours
|
|Feed an alligator.
|u/_CMDR_ - 12 hours
|
|Deep frying.
|u/RandyTheFool - 12 hours
|
|Be clothed.
|u/Jive-Machine - 12 hours
|
|Moderate a spelling bee.
|u/The_Xicht - 12 hours
|
|Idk how to say it in english, but dont shake out your laundry when
|naked. I once whipped my dick with the zip of a vest like that. Top 3
|pains of my life.
|u/olds442DW - 12 hours
|
|Frying bacon!!!
|u/Special-Border-1810 - 12 hours
|
|Snow Ski, BBQ, Brown meat, yard work
|u/Throwaway77513 - 12 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/idiotsbydesign - 12 hours
|
|Cook
|u/ERCOT_Prdatry_victum - 12 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/rfcrm - 11 hours
|
|Fry cook
|u/Clear-Penalty339 - 11 hours
|
|Play leap frog with a unicorn
|u/Ok-War-2570 - 11 hours
|
|Cook bacon 100%, cooked with no shirt on when I was 13-14 years old lol
|can't imagine doing it naked .
|u/lefty1207 - 11 hours
|
|Deep fry a turkey
|u/Independent_Ad5480 - 11 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/ScaryAssBitch - 11 hours
|
|Fry food
|u/ubermartimus - 11 hours
|
|Go to work?
|u/Kajill - 11 hours
|
|Undress
|u/CtrlPwnDelete - 11 hours
|
|ITT a bunch of people that don't know how to cook lol
|u/therealmrsfahrenheit - 11 hours
|
|The majority of things. There is a reason we lost all our fur because
|we started wearing clothes.. so please.
|u/Sickness69 - 11 hours
|
|Cooking, especially with hot grease.
|u/unsuspectedtraveler - 11 hours
|
|go to work
|u/Switchlord518 - 11 hours
|
|Cook.. especially deep frying and grilling!
|u/InLoveWithTheMoon - 11 hours
|
|Cook with grease
|u/Holy_juggerknight - 11 hours
|
|Take a job interview
|u/r1niceboy - 11 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/ChrisMossTime - 11 hours
|
|Beekeeping
|u/No_Lab_9318 - 11 hours
|
|Drinking coffee
|u/Emotional_Lawyer_278 - 11 hours
|
|Weld
|u/Hairy_Ad4969 - 10 hours
|
|Climb the large multi-tiered fountain on the koenigstrasse in
|Stuttgart, Germany with three equally-inebriated friends who have also
|stripped completely naked. Apparently, the locals frown upon this even
|at 3AM, and I’ve also heard that at the top, you can see the Polezei
|racing towards that same fountain down three multi-lane thoroughfares
|which rumor has it, can be intimidating whilst wet and naked. Or so
|I’ve heard.
|u/rooster6662 - 10 hours
|
|Cook bacon.
|u/Theyearwas1985 - 10 hours
|
|Yoga
|u/iAmDrakesEyebrows - 10 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/TrashPanda365 - 10 hours
|
|Fry bacon in a skillet. *spoiler alert, I've done it*
|u/Radiatethe88 - 10 hours
|
|Slide down a bannister.
|u/Wizzamadoo - 10 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/anarchangalien - 10 hours
|
|Cooking bacon
|u/Maximum-Quiet-9380 - 10 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/z900_DragonRider222 - 9 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/iBornCR - 9 hours
|
|Anything that involves fire, hot oil or boiling water
|u/Thisiscliff - 9 hours
|
|Cook bacon
|u/No-Blood-5148 - 9 hours
|
|Fry bacon or anything with a fryer involved.
|u/griefrapids - 9 hours
|
|Cooking bacon naked is a bad time.
|u/Justthefacts6969 - 9 hours
|
|Fry bacon 🥓
|u/deathholdme - 8 hours
|
|Shit - it just feels wrong.
|u/AdventuresOfAndy - 8 hours
|
|Fry bacon
|u/Brian18639 - 8 hours
|
|Frying food
|u/SirRipOliver - 8 hours
|
|Warm up to fight Jake Paul, Theriously.
|u/campking8966 - 8 hours
|
|Go trick or treating , never ends well lol
|u/Dry_Mention_3084 - 8 hours
|
|Pick ur kid up from daycare
|u/raysqman - 8 hours
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|Apparently climb over a cucumber garden, because I hear this is a not
|infrequent explanation in ERs.
|u/inthep - 8 hours
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|Skydive…. Clouds suck.
|u/Optimal_Count_4333 - 8 hours
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|Cook bacon on the stove
|u/Nectarine-Pure - 7 hours
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|Strip
|u/Visual_Midnight9544 - 7 hours
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|Bathe
|u/sheriffchunch - 6 hours
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|Fuck your wife's sister
|u/pdxrider01 - 6 hours
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|Deep fry food
|u/Enough-Construction5 - 5 hours
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|Cook bacon
|u/United-Employer-9704 - 5 hours
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|Fry bacon!
|u/justk4y - 5 hours
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|Play mall Santa
|u/HadesWoof - 5 hours
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|Fry bacon
|u/slaytician - 5 hours
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|Mow the lawn. The neighbor at my old job used to do it.
|u/e2j0m4o2 - 5 hours
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|Make bacon
|u/Head_Reaction_6615 - 5 hours
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|Frying bacon always requires proper coverage.
|u/AwetPinkThinG - 5 hours
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|Deep frying.
|u/I_Forgot_It_ - 5 hours
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|Teaching. It distracts the students
|u/LifeguardSimilar4067 - 4 hours
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|Cook bacon.
|u/Lexdogo - 4 hours
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|Bacon 🥓
|u/aDingDangDoo_Doo - 4 hours
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|Fry any type of food in a skillet.
|u/JustDoIt0990 - 4 hours
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|Iron
|u/13durt - 4 hours
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|Bacon!
|u/MrsKebabs - 3 hours
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|Welding
|u/AJDRDG39 - 2 hours
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|Frying an egg I didn’t do it naked but I had no top on and fried an
|egg for a friend He told me to use his left over bacon grease. I had
|the heat too high I guess. It hurt. It hurt bad.
|u/SecretAgentOf - 2 hours
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|Sleep. If someone breaks into your house. If there’s a fire. If you
|have kids. If there’s a natural disaster.
|u/Interesting2u - 2 hours
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|Cooking fatty foods on the stove top.
|u/HoiPolloi2023 - 1 hour
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|Fry bacon
|u/No_Sandwich_9414 - 1 hour
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|Hi five your son
|u/ErikVonDarkmoor - 1 hour
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|Cook bacon
|u/FantasyExploerer995 - 1 hour
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|Marathon running 🏃♀️
|u/lyfisabeech - 1 hour
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|fry bacon
|u/doctordaedalus - 1 hour
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|Vote
|u/Tricky-Swimming-3967 - 1 hour
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|Fry bacon
|u/madmaxandrade - 1 hour
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|Frying eggs.
|u/katalyticglass - 1 hour
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|Cook bacon
|u/PalmSunday1953 - 1 hour
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|Fry bacon.
|u/lovai01 - 1 hour
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|Cooking bacon 🥓
|u/Mr_Lumbergh - 1 hour
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|Cook bacon.
|u/Zaithon - 1 hour
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|Undressing.
|u/No_Lemon4567 - 1 hour
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|Visit a school 🚔👮♂️
|u/beatnikstrictr - 1 hour
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|Cook a fry up.
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