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|u/SnakeBlitzkin - 16 hours
|
|Thank you for posting something that is actually weird. I mean this is
|fucking *weird*
|u/Elite_Jackalope - 14 hours
|
|Until “But there is something else” I was holding out hope that this
|was somebody who speaks English as a second language sending a
|heartfelt random message, that line made me expect a declaration of
|love, genuinely the most surprising ending possible. 10/10, I’m not
|even subscribed here lmao
|u/TheBirminghamBear - 7 hours
|
|It certainly was heartfelt. This guy felt that deep, deep, *deep*
|in his heart.
|u/LoKeySylvie - 3 hours
|
|I was thinking it was a girl boss to a dude, probably into r/vore
|u/Greasy619 - 2 hours
|
|Definitely into vore 100%. But i was thinking more so an old
|manager (male) drunk and in his feels for this person (if op is
|female) reminiscing and thinking of all the spank bank thoughts
|towards op. In other words a drunk text.
|u/robgod50 - 2 hours
|
|Drunk, maybe. High as a kite on weed, LSD, something else -
|that's my guess
|u/Greasy619 - 2 hours
|
|He is definitely trying to express himself romantically on
|the sexual side. But also being heavily sedated on one of
|the aforementioned substances.
|u/SaltyMap7741 - 5 hours
|
|Dunno about heartfelt, but certainly heartburn felt.
|u/colo_kelly - 4 hours
|
|Same! And this is not just weird, there’s gotta be an even more
|bananas sub for this shit
|u/JudgmentalOwl - 12 hours
|
|For real, this that WEIRD, WEIRD shit.
|u/AIC2374 - 3 hours
|
|This that immediate restraining order shit 😂 1 year and a half
|later, too
|u/brekus - 10 hours
|
|Unusual even.
|u/grenharo - 1 hour
|
|yea but the last time i obliged a guy like this with simple mouth
|pix and a little roleplay, he sent me thousands of dollars they got
|MAD, MAD money!
|u/Lanky_Promotion8976 - 5 hours
|
|Seeing someone with a raiders profile pick also seems pretty weird. I
|haven’t seen a fellow raider since like 2021-2022ish
|u/6thLegionSkrymir - 3 hours
|
|Yea, it’s usually sexual or awkward, but this some eldritch horror
|type shit
|u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5 - 1 hour
|
|Someone is describing their vore fetish they have for op
|u/The_Chosen_Unbread - 5 hours
|
|Dude is a voraphile lol
|u/Glados1080 - 16 hours
|
|Who types this shit up and hits send
|u/subzbearcat - 14 hours
|
|Drunk people
|u/blueorangan - 3 hours
|
|Nope, you gotta be tripping on balls to send that. Probably high af
|on something
|u/unwashed_switie_odur - 2 hours
|
|Dud defo hit the shrooms and felt the love for a memory of op, the
|rest is well, and new kink I'm guessing.
|u/Hidden-Turtle - 3 hours
|
|As a man that has been drunk before, this is some weird shit that I
|wouldn't send. I've sent some unfortunate drunk texts before...
|u/Cara_Bina - 16 hours
|
|Someone who thinks having a kink is a licence to abuse\*. Absolute
|knobhead. Sending this to someone without their consent is outrageous.
|There are sites where this person can find people that enjoy this sort
|of thing. Instead, they decided to inflict it on someone out of the
|blue. Nobody who respects the kink/fetish/BDSM realm would do this.
|This is someone using that cover to be the disgusting creature that
|they are. \*sexual harassment, or whatever. Apparently this message
|is not "abuse" in some people's mind. It is in the mind of other's. I
|have worked in animal shelters and for crisis centers. I understand
|that the message was not violent, or physically harmful to OP. That
|said, many people consider it is abusive to send sexual fantasies to
|ex employees. I'm not going to get into a discussion about semantics.
|u/Longjumping-Oven-994 - 14 hours
|
|I don't mean any disrespect, but how does one receive consent for a
|text like this? Lol I'm curious is all. Please, no friendly fire.
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|No worries and fair question. If you are into kink/fetish/BDSM,
|then you would know that you can meet people who share the same
|interests. So, much like a "vanilla" guy should not just slide
|into your DMs out of the blue, and tell you what he wants to do,
|particularly an old boss, some very basic meet and greet, be it
|online or in RL is just common decency! Some people read 50
|Shades of Grey, and suddenly men were joining BDSM/Fetish sites,
|and DMing women who identified as submissives with stuff like "I
|AM YOUR MASTER AND YOU WILL...." People who are submissive are not
|to be confused with doormats, and there are just basic manners and
|protocol in all situations. If OP had signed up for "consensual
|non-consent" with their old boss, then this creepy message is par
|for the course. That said, "Hard" and "Soft" Limits exist in CNC.
|So, if the sub is absolutely against the top making them do X, the
|top should respect that as a "Hard Limit." If the sub is not
|against Y, then the top may introduce it. There is a reason why
|"Safe Words" exist, and it's for when the sub finds Y a bit much.
|A good top will see their reluctance, and check in with them.
|This was without any introduction, consent, or agreement. This was
|a dry, verbal hump of the virtual leg.
|u/LadderRight3750 - 12 hours
|
|Hump a virtual leg...👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
|u/Voidrunner01 - 12 hours
|
|Vanilla folk often miss the part where the submissive is
|actually the one with the control, not the dom. Even in a CnC
|scene.
|u/DrDingsGaster - 8 hours
|
|I know and it drives me insane! Too many 'doms' online are
|just looking for some scapegoat to excuse their abusive
|habits.
|u/Mittabee - 2 hours
|
|100%. Just because I am into this kink, does not mean some
|random guy can just slide in and start talking to me like he
|owns me. Like, ew. A dynamic like that is built on trust and
|respect. And it goes both ways.
|u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5 - 1 hour
|
|The dom/sub/bsdm/cnc communities hold Consent to a very
|very high standard. It has to be, the fantasy and stuff
|can really only be enjoyed with absolute trust and 0 fear.
|Luckily in my experiences the communities have been quick
|to deall with anyone who doesn't seem to understand this
|about the kink.
|u/Cara_Bina - 11 hours
|
|Precisely.
|u/UlverInTheThroneRoom - 7 hours
|
|People also miss that submissive does not mean submissive in
|all aspects of life. Obviously consent and all that but just
|speaking about kink types. I've met some women who were
|extremely confident, professional careers I could only dream
|of, and didn't give a hint of a submissive personality
|whatsoever. Just because someone enjoys a certain role or
|activities in the bedroom does not mean it is an indicator of
|their personality at all. Someone may want consensual,
|sexual degradation but that's in a controlled environment with
|someone they trust, not some rando weirdo.
|u/BigWhiteDog - 10 hours
|
|Bingo
|u/CraniumEggs - 6 hours
|
|Exactly this. As a dom (sometimes) yeah I need explicit
|consent and sometimes multiple times when it’s new for me
|especially when it comes to free use or rough play.
|u/Longjumping-Oven-994 - 13 hours
|
|Great explanation! Thank you lol creeps be creepin out there. Be
|safe everyone!
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|Thank you. And you are welcome. I was rushing, so it's
|probably missing some stuff, but glad you liked it. Be safe.
|u/R0mSpac3Kn1ght - 10 hours
|
|So what kink/fetish would this fall under?
|u/baudmiksen - 9 hours
|
|it certainly arouses my confusion
|u/matchabunnns - 7 hours
|
|Adding that the top/dom can also safeword to stop a scene. It’s
|not exclusively used by subs and that’s perfectly ok!
|u/CivicGravedigger - 6 hours
|
|The worst thing to ever happen to the scene was that movie. It
|has allowed so many possible women to be abused who could have
|possibly been introduced to the lifestyle correctly and not just
|as a piece of meat. Sorry to jump in, but every time I see
|that movie name it is always causing trouble in some form or
|another
|u/Pineapple_Zest - 13 hours
|
|Hear hear! Well said and thank you for spreading more
|information about healthy kink/fetish play!
|u/Cara_Bina - 12 hours
|
|You're welcome. Being open about it is no problem for me.
|Being quiet about dirty 'holes who use it as some to play
|twisted power games is not my style. Too many people already
|suffer from abuse. Saying something is just a small step in
|the right direction.
|u/requion - 13 hours
|
|You would probably either seek out a group or forum of like-minded
|people or you would initiate contact in a "normal" manner before.
|You DON'T want to send a text like this "out of the blue".
|u/Cara_Bina - 12 hours
|
|Well, decent kinky people don't! For so many reasoons, from it
|being outrageous, to it not being well accepted.
|u/Even-Education-4608 - 13 hours
|
|In order to receive consent for anything, you have to ask for it.
|That involves identifying and verbalizing the general jist of that
|which you would like to share. “May I share a fantasy I have about
|you?” Or just a fantasy in general and then provide more details
|if the proposed recipient is open.
|u/Some_Ebb_2921 - 12 hours
|
|May I share my fantasy about how I think a lot about you, feel
|small in your presence and want you to swallow me whole, so I
|turn into a sacrifice to help keep you very strong, as the
|forces of your stomach devour me whole? If no, I understand,
|and I won't tell you my fantasy
|u/NoLongerinOR - 10 hours
|
|Workaround!
|u/Delicious-Monk2004 - 9 hours
|
|😭😭😭
|u/Longjumping-Oven-994 - 12 hours
|
|Maybe I'm "old school" but hell tf no lmao if I feel like I need
|to ask for permission first, maybe I should just keep those
|thoughts to myself.
|u/BlackCatTelevision - 12 hours
|
|Honestly that’s probably as good a metric as any
|u/meowmeowgiggle - 12 hours
|
|>maybe I should just keep those thoughts to myself. I mean,
|otherwise, you're okay with sharing the thought, but not
|asking to share the thought which might be unwelcome? Yes,
|keeping it to yourself is in fact the correct and ethical
|choice.
|u/Cara_Bina - 12 hours
|
|Precisely. Another good idea is wondering if you would say it
|to the largest male inmate, if you were in a jail. Because
|apparently it is hard for some people to understand where the
|line is.
|u/NoLongerinOR - 10 hours
|
|Only if they felt that way about the largest male inmate,
|otherwise no
|u/Brampire666 - 10 hours
|
|Inderrated reply
|u/NomenclatureBreaker - 11 hours
|
|Imagine thinking consent is something to be avoided rather
|than the desired default. Interesting choice. How very “
|turn it off” of you. 😂
|u/Tubamajuba - 9 hours
|
|That was my initial read of their comment. Now though, I'm
|pretty sure they're just saying that if they have to wonder
|if it's appropriate to send, they just wouldn't send it at
|all. Good perspective when dealing with coworkers (current
|*or* former).
|u/NomenclatureBreaker - 7 hours
|
|Fair. I’ll definitely give you that one, specific to a
|coworker.
|u/Tubamajuba - 6 hours
|
|Yep, we all know that one person... or two, or three
|people... 😔
|u/Aggressive_Sky8492 - 11 hours
|
|Well there are obviously situations where consent is implied,
|like with a romantic partner where you text like this
|regularly. But that’s not the case with sending it randomly to
|an old employee
|u/orangepeelqueen - 10 hours
|
|Ya probably best to keep your weird fantasies to yourself if
|you aren't even sure the other person wants to hear them.
|u/One-Newspaper-8087 - 12 hours
|
|"Nah, I'd rather bottle it" Definitely "Old school".
|u/Hauptmann_Meade - 9 hours
|
|Tbh I wish more people bottled their macro-vore+digestion
|fetish.
|u/Cara_Bina - 12 hours
|
|Exactly. And that should probably not happen at all if there has
|been no non-/verbal cue that this would be appreciated.
|u/Striking-Ad-6815 - 10 hours
|
|How hard is it to just not show your dick to strangers? On
|the path you suggest we don't approach anyone in public or
|talk to strangers because nobody really wants to interact with
|anyone in public anymore and avoid confrontations. If people
|didn't send unsolicited dick pics and unwanted sexual
|advances, this would be a non-issue.
|u/slain34 - 8 hours
|
|Or just... even having any kind of social cue that it might be
|ok to share... this is on par with telling your cashier at the
|grocery store that they gave you an erection, lol. Totally
|unfitting for the setting and unwarranted.
|u/IntheTrench - 10 hours
|
|I would also like to know what the fetish is? This is some
|American Gods shit lmao
|u/2_Cr0ws - 7 hours
|
|"Hello. Long time since we talked last. Have you ever heard of
|Microphilia and Vore?"
|u/VastSeaweed543 - 16 hours
|
|All well said. But also don’t forget for a lot of people, mostly
|men, making the other person uncomfortable and having that
|power/affect over them is part of the kink. They want to make her
|feel awkward, to have them get angry, to have them reply telling
|them to fuck off, etc. They win either way in their minds
|unfortunately…
|u/BirdsArentReal22 - 14 hours
|
|Contact HR with this shit. You have nothing to lose and no doubt
|he’s doing it to current employees who don’t feel they can speak
|up.
|u/Commercial-Rise6114 - 5 hours
|
|Oh god, for some reason I read that text as if the boss was a
|woman, then had to ask myself if it was a man. That felt much
|worse. It's obviously not good either way. But thinking of being
|a woman getting that from an ex male boss is so gross. I'd
|report that creep to HR INSTANTLY.
|u/DysfunctionalKitten - 14 hours
|
|Or could just be some really good drugs lol. But your thought it
|more likely…
|u/stopthinking60 - 14 hours
|
|In that case, Op should just reply with "and then..." Keep doing
|that and nothing else for a few months lol The kink will eat the
|monster inside out
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|No need to encourage the behaviour.
|u/waterwateryall - 8 hours
|
|And probably unsafe for her.
|u/RadHawtLuv77 - 11 hours
|
|I have to remember this!
|u/HamsterFromAbove_079 - 9 hours
|
|Don't actually do this. Responding at all will make them think
|you are either into it or make them think it's a challenge for
|them to one up themselves. The only good response is no
|response. Unless they are in person where you then say "please
|leave me alone" and then walk away.
|u/stopthinking60 - 6 hours
|
|"And then i shouted leave me alone and called the cops" *I
|was awarded the bravery medal and you were rotting in jail
|for the rest of your life with an execution order" *
|u/lemon_squeezypeasy - 3 hours
|
|No reply is the best response in this situation. He is wanting
|any reply from her. Anger, upset, threat, disgust, or consent.
|It’s the power response he is waiting for. Don’t give it to him.
|Block and take it to his employer/HR(if you can)
|u/LargeSelf994 - 14 hours
|
|That, or they lost a bet. Please, tell me they lost a bet...?
|u/Weird-but-okay - 11 hours
|
|Getting eaten is a kink?
|u/Helpuswenoobs - 10 hours
|
|r/everythingisakink
|u/emmz_az - 8 hours
|
|I won’t kink shame, but I will kink ask why.
|u/SaltyCookie2 - 6 hours
|
|r/subsifellfor
|u/OttersWithPens - 11 hours
|
|Harassment is abuse
|u/new_d00d2 - 13 hours
|
|Sorry I’m a prude. What’s the kink here? Being eaten by a giant?
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|Precisely. I remember years ago hearing about the whole "Giantess"
|fetish/kink, when someone wanted me to write a story for them,
|with them meeting Susan Sarandon, and ultimately them shrinking
|and ending up on her fork, or in her salad. People in the comments
|below have said it is a fetish called "vore." You aren't being a
|prude. The sheer variety of what is a fetish for people is as
|varied as people's minds!
|u/AdCharacter9512 - 5 hours
|
|So did you write the story?
|u/ornithoptercat - 13 hours
|
|It's called macro/micro (the extreme size difference part) and
|vore (the getting eaten part). For both "not possible" and
|"squicky to many people, even kinky ones" reasons, it's normally
|only ever seen in the weirder end of fandom or furry spaces. And
|it's by no means something you should be texting someone with out
|of the blue... especially a former employee.
|u/thenasch - 6 hours
|
|Brains are weird...
|u/1568314 - 13 hours
|
|No one is thinking this loser is the representative of the kink
|community. Sending women explicit sexual messages is a common
|denominator among the slime at the bottom of the barrel b
|u/Not_MrNice - 13 hours
|
|I have fetishes and it always amazes me when I see other dudes
|online insisting someone has their fetish for really flimsy reasons.
|They'll even say that actresses have their fetish because they did a
|scene in a movie that involved it. They're that out of touch.
|u/Particular_Fan_3645 - 13 hours
|
|Bruh the kink/fetish/bdsm realm absolutely contains people who do
|this. If making the other person uncomfortable is part of the kink,
|this is what you get.
|u/_JonSnow_ - 9 hours
|
|That text suggests a sexual fantasy? Jesus, i was thinking
|schizophrenia.
|u/DaKind28 - 15 hours
|
|Sending a weird message is abuse? Get a grip, yes this message is
|inappropriate and creepy. But calling it abuse is another level.
|u/SurlyBuddha - 11 hours
|
|It’s a sexual fetish. Just because it’s an unusual one doesn’t
|change the nature. And forcing someone to take part in your fetish
|without consent is abusive.
|u/I_make_things - 15 hours
|
|Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I stuffed my entire ass into
|a blender?
|u/Dangerous_Air_7031 - 11 hours
|
|How is that sexual? It’s just weird.
|u/Aggressive_Sky8492 - 11 hours
|
|It’s a pretty well known kink on the internet. It’s called vore
|u/turb42o - 13 hours
|
|ya, these are the dudes that normally send stuff like “no homo but
|can I …. you off?” to unsuspecting Uber/Lyft drivers and
|instacarters/ubereats/doordashers… pretty fucked up world… I’m
|always curious if there’s a closet driver that takes these and is
|like 1,000 dudes deep but plays like “oh deary me what should I do,
|I’m soooo straight, please don’t tell nobody.. “
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|Really? The desire to inflict themselves onto complete strangers
|is truly wild. Actually, I'm a dog trainer, and I was working with
|a really large dog in a park. I wear a black Utility Kilt, as I
|tend to wear skirts and black clothing. The pockets are great for
|poop bags, treats, etc. Some guy who looked ancient to me came
|up and said he was on his way to get his daughter from school, and
|his mother was watching (TMI already) and he wanted to come back
|tomorrow and have me walk him on a leash. Another guy came up to
|me and told me he was an "ass man" as I was in a parking lot,
|about to go and make a payment on the POS, used one I'd bought.
|It never stops.
|u/turb42o - 13 hours
|
|I’m in soflo, you can’t even take a walk out the front door
|bundled up like an Eskimo, BMW with New York plates s here he’s
|to a stop “hey yo yo yo I’m jersey mike here for the weekend you
|wanna trade this D for my gold chain yo or how bout 50 for a
|handy!?!?..” I’m clearly taking my kids to school, my 3 kids
|standing and staring in puzzled shock “do we kill this
|mothafucka or do we just take his car and money???” People
|wonder why Florida is fucked.
|u/Cara_Bina - 12 hours
|
|Jesus wept.
|u/BigWhiteDog - 10 hours
|
|I'm sorry this happens but I love your kids!!! 🤣
|u/Creditcriminal - 16 hours
|
|Shooters shoot.
|u/ShartlesAndJames - 16 hours
|
|someone on drugs
|u/Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin - 6 hours
|
|Or in a bp manic state.
|u/StatusReality4 - 10 hours
|
|Ambien or Xanax my guesses haha
|u/Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin - 6 hours
|
|I once called every single person in my phone after taking ambien.
|I don’t remember any of it.
|u/thatshowitisisit - 5 hours
|
|Either that or a psychotic episode
|u/bdog1321 - 16 hours
|
|People who make fake texts for internet points
|u/mcandrewz - 8 hours
|
|Not saying you are wrong, but you would be surprised some of the
|weirdos you get in kink communities. Based off the ops comments, it
|might be legit too lol.
|u/Level_Ad_6372 - 4 hours
|
|You think women receiving unwanted sexual/fetish messages out of the
|blue is hard to believe? My sweet summer child
|u/Super-G1mp - 16 hours
|
|Someone desperately lonely shooting their shot with the hopes your
|into it too. Also a severe lack of social skills and a porn addiction.
|u/defessus_ - 16 hours
|
|Me …. but also I don’t type anything like this up, but sometimes when
|I don’t get a reply or I’m misunderstood I feel like I typed something
|like this trash up. 😅
|u/ChardEmotional7920 - 16 hours
|
|Someone on a lot of shrooms, lol
|u/xombae - 16 hours
|
|Nah a person on shrooms is a lot more self aware. This person needs
|more shrooms in their life to stop them from harassing innocent
|people with their weird fetish.
|u/ChardEmotional7920 - 16 hours
|
|Fuck, true enough. Take my upvote.
|u/Mortal_emily_ - 16 hours
|
|This is an excellent example of an inside thought that should never have
|become an outside thought
|u/BadAtKickflips - 8 hours
|
|Seriously. I've thought about offering to buy the socks off someone's
|feet before but I'd never actually say that.
|u/Mortal_emily_ - 8 hours
|
|Once again…
|u/Kthulhu42 - 4 hours
|
|We all know too much about each other
|u/tasknautica - 49 minutes
|
|Yeah, look outside that tall horizontal rectangle window of
|yours! Hiii! Its me! XD
|u/Rule1ofReddit - 7 hours
|
|Let’s revisit rule 1
|u/JaxsPastaFace - 3 hours
|
|What’s rule number 2?
|u/Commercial-Royal-988 - 3 hours
|
|"When in doubt, revisit Rule 1."
|u/jacobwyc - 17 minutes
|
|LMAOOO made me spit my 30 days old pad thai out
|u/MeltedChocolate24 - 4 hours
|
|[https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1fxnrd8/man\_pays\_4
|0\_for\_used\_socks/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments
|/1fxnrd8/man_pays_40_for_used_socks/)
|u/FarOutOhWow - 35 minutes
|
|I'm happy to oblige and I'm not afraid to say it 😊
|u/williamsch - 9 hours
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|^ This should be the reply
|u/ChorePlayed - 5 hours
|
|When intrusive thoughts meet your new Alexa neural implant.
|u/JaxsPastaFace - 3 hours
|
|For real. I remember hearing about sex robots and people being
|concerned men would replace women with the robots. My first thought
|was- we’re talking about robots here… if some guy doesn’t bother me
|because he’s fucking his mechanical blow up doll, good. It’s a win
|win. Keep the intrusive thoughts to themselves or get a robot. Leave
|the rest of us be
|u/Uncle_Bug_Music - 16 hours
|
|If I had a nickel for every time I've received a text like this from an
|old boss, I wouldn't have a nickel.
|u/Tation29 - 16 hours
|
|If I had a nickel for every time I sent a txt like this to anyone, I
|wouldn’t have a nickel.
|u/Uncle_Bug_Music - 16 hours
|
|Everytime I read things like that text, "These are the People in
|your Neighborhood" from Sesame Street starts up in my brain. They
|weren't just talking about the mail carrier and baker...
|u/Superb_Stable7576 - 14 hours
|
|Damn it, that's hysterically funny, but now I'm going to be doing
|that the rest of my life.
|u/Mindless-Fig7671 - 9 hours
|
|Or the children’s book There’s An Awful Lot Of Weirdos in Our
|Neighborhood.
|u/Uncle_Bug_Music - 7 hours
|
|Is that an actual book? Oh my god, it is! I never heard of it
|but now I'd love to read it! Thanks! https://preview.redd.it/4f
|pc42smsd1e1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381e631c79048
|95eb0c41310c59a2b9fb0db74d5
|u/spaceballstheprofile - 8 hours
|
|I do this too … just out loud…. While looking out my window. 😂
|u/Ceilibeag - 16 hours
|
|If I had a nickle I'd have a nickle. Thus end-ith the thread.
|u/RAMBOxBAGGINS - 14 hours
|
|But if you had a nickel, I’d ask for a Nickelback. Now, if you
|don’t mind... 
|u/Skeeterdunit - 8 hours
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|Gross
|u/MrWeirdoFace - 5 hours
|
|I was expecting a
|[graph.](https://c.tenor.com/F-LgB1xTebEAAAAd/tenor.gif)
|u/SpanishFlamingoPie - 14 hours
|
|I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
|u/Uncle_Bug_Music - 14 hours
|
|Okay but you'll have to hire me, fire me, then text me a year &
|a half later to request it!
|u/Skeeterdunit - 8 hours
|
|That sounds troublesome and im forgetful
|u/Small-Finish-6890 - 13 hours
|
|If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle
|u/Ceilibeag - 7 hours
|
|If it had ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara.
|u/TeslaGuy-82 - 8 hours
|
|I don’t have a nickel. I lost it at Applebees
|u/chicametipo - 14 hours
|
|So you’re saying you don’t have a nickel to piss in- err… on?
|u/Mosshome - 10 hours
|
|There's still time. We believe in you.
|u/SnooHobbies7109 - 16 hours
|
|Not one dang nickel here either. And I even married a boss once.
|u/Uncle_Bug_Music - 14 hours
|
|I married the boss too somehow thinking that I'd be the boss! 30
|years in and I haven't been promoted and I finally realized there's
|no room for advancement in this organization.
|u/TraditionScary8716 - 8 hours
|
|It's time for a hostile take over at your company. Take that
|corner office!
|u/tearsonurcheek - 8 hours
|
|Not *that* corner! Wrong corner!
|u/SnooHobbies7109 - 10 hours
|
|It’s more of a prestige thing
|u/Steve_78_OH - 11 hours
|
|Wait, what? My texts must not have been going through...
|u/rootbrains - 9 hours
|
|So your name is Nicholas?
|u/zSprawl - 7 hours
|
|I've been pretty blessed with very good managers in my career. I keep
|in touch with just about all of them.
|u/Amazing-Oomoo - 7 hours
|
|Are you a man
|u/Psydop - 6 hours
|
|If I had a nickle for every old boss that messaged me and asked me to
|fuck his wife while he was away, I'd have one nickle... yes I'm
|serious
|u/lordv0ldemort - 6 hours
|
|You deserve a nickel. Good luck.
|u/UncleSeismic - 17 hours
|
|I think it's called a vore fetish. I assumed related to the words
|carnivore/omnivore etc. Oh, yeah also it's fucking weird. Lots of
|love, Grandma.
|u/CthulubeFlavorcube - 16 hours
|
|***THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO GAMGAM FACTS***
|u/HIs4HotSauce - 15 hours
|
|If only the good die young— then Gamgam must be hiding something…
|u/crowcawer - 12 hours
|
|Gam Gam has *FACTS* for that.
|u/Shoottheradio - 15 hours
|
|GamGam ain't doing so well.
|u/fardough - 9 hours
|
|Brought to you by warm apple pie. You look like you aren’t getting
|enough to eat, and we are worried about you!
|u/Inside-Potential-479 - 16 hours
|
|Thank you meemaw
|u/SkullCandy0808 - 16 hours
|
|Sheldon referenced??
|u/Inside-Potential-479 - 16 hours
|
|# BAZINGA! yes it is a Sheldon reference :)
|u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 - 16 hours
|
|Lots of folks have memaws!
|u/Reasonable-Wing-2271 - 16 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/nv5alm005b1e1.png?width=960&format=pjp
|g&auto=webp&s=3a1dbc8b3c35bdd52c9c852cc744cca325227088
|u/JJaguar334 - 15 hours
|
|My father became “Bop” when my nephew was able to talk
|u/patchy_doll - 14 hours
|
|We had an aunt called "Cha Cha Yo Yo". Where the fuck did
|that come from?
|u/SayWarzone - 14 hours
|
|Sounds like you've got a Ciocia Jola.
|u/patchy_doll - 14 hours
|
|Holy shit. I think that might be it. Family is
|German/Ukranian, 'Jola' would make sense as being part
|of her first name... You've answered a decades-old
|mystery!
|u/bbybutterpig - 15 hours
|
|My mom is now known as “Mega”…. My nephew couldn’t say
|gammaw so now my kids call her that too.
|u/FishSammich80 - 15 hours
|
|Best way to gain a name
|u/Bitchin_Baggins - 15 hours
|
|Even Wheaton!
|u/mistakehappens - 16 hours
|
| If you need more advice from
|Grandma...
|u/No-Kaleidoscope5897 - 12 hours
|
|Had to remove this chair from a patient's room after he kept
|launching himself across the room.
|u/NthLondonDude - 10 hours
|
|Just LOL’d at this thought, thank you 😆
|u/MooseTheMouse33 - 9 hours
|
|Me too!!!
|u/Somber_Solace - 1 hour
|
|I imagined an elderly man launching himself across the room and
|then scurrying back to launch himself again, like animals that
|like being thrown.
|u/J_B_E_Zorg - 16 hours
|
|Uncle Grandma? Hmmm...
|u/UncleSeismic - 16 hours
|
|One man's trash is another man's treasure.
|u/JW162000 - 12 hours
|
|Seems to also involve a little bit of the giant fetish. You’d think
|it’s a really rare sort of fetish but I’ve encountered two guys who
|had this (wanting me to be giant so I would hold them in my hand etc
|etc)
|u/beezlebub33 - 8 hours
|
|At this point, I'm not surprised by much of any sort of fetish.
|But this seems like a particularly frustrating one, since it can't
|really be acted out, at least in the same way as lots of other
|fetishes. If you are really into diapers, well, there's a way you
|can do that. But if you want to be small enough to be held in
|someone's hand, that's just not going to happen. I suppose you
|could do some mutual verbal imagining, but what did they want you to
|do about this?
|u/sparkle___motion - 3 hours
|
|OH MY GOD some rando once DM'ed me on instagram asking me if I'd
|"step on him with my beautiful feet" if he was shrunken down to a
|tiny size & I was so mystified by wtf he was on about that I was
|like, sure, why not. & he followed up with: how hard would you
|step on me? very hard? would you squish me? like, yeah dude, I'll
|squish you super duper hard. squish you to death like a bug, is that
|what you want to hear? lmao people are wild it was in broken
|English too, so idk if this is a common fetish in some other
|country, but it was pretty hilarious & that guy was RELENTLESS in
|asking me to describe how hard I'd step on him until I realized he
|was actually being serious & blocked him. anyway, I hope his
|wildest dreams come true & a surprise piano drops on him from a
|skyscraper or whatever.
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 16 hours
|
|Rough day to have eyes
|u/maryfisherman - 16 hours
|
|But now you know, Sonny
|u/NioneAlmie - 10 hours
|
|I'm sorry you had to find out like this, but yeah your boss just
|sent you a disguised sexual fantasy.
|u/ornithoptercat - 13 hours
|
|Yep - the root "vore" in "carnivore", "omnivore", etc comes from a
|Latin word meaning consume/eat/swallow. The same root is also where
|the "vour" in "devour" comes from. 
|u/Enigma0025 - 16 hours
|
|Vorarephilia - the sexual pleasure from cannibalism
|u/DragonfruitBetter590 - 16 hours
|
|I would just respond with "what the fuck?"
|u/Elekktra_dk - 16 hours
|
|I’d respons: ‘what the actual fuck’ just to enphasize the level of
|fucks, I cannot wrap my head around
|u/drgigantor - 14 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/yhf0ylfajb1e1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&aut
|o=webp&s=00a650f4ec64b2c2f72486c90bc2afd4b4730819
|u/fokkoooff - 8 hours
|
|I never get sick of this one.
|u/Fickle-Copy-2186 - 16 hours
|
|I wouldn't respond at all. That will bother them.
|u/SamuraiSupreme17 - 14 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/r8bo05nugb1e1.png?width=640&format=png&aut
|o=webp&s=3562d01f363cc58000c2b10fceea9287365a01ba
|u/NimbleBudlustNoodle - 7 hours
|
|New phone who dis?
|u/JaxsPastaFace - 3 hours
|
|What about a carefully selected dick pick with a more disturbing
|kink request.
|u/Sidewalk_Tomato - 3 hours
|
|It might give him the shocked reaction he may crave, so, agreed.
|u/orange_sox - 13 hours
|
|Thumbs down reaction.
|u/Royal-Recover8373 - 13 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/dtlcdyqeyb1e1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=
|webp&s=f3549e542c5396a1f95740bd5566361e249e5bf4
|u/PocketGachnar - 13 hours
|
|"sir, this is a wendys"
|u/DirectorAgentCoulson - 10 hours
|
|"New phone, who dis?"
|u/otakudude3031 - 7 hours
|
|"New dis, who phone?"
|u/Ok-Amphibian-5029 - 6 hours
|
|Ok. Yes. Touché
|u/breeze80 - 11 hours
|
|They might misinterpret that as an invitation.
|u/Lonely-Wasabi-305 - 11 hours
|
|Omg same. I was like stable up until strong. And then it was a sleigh
|ride down hill into crazy town
|u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ - 11 hours
|
|I would block them, change my number, and then burn that phone
|u/HDWendell - 7 hours
|
|“I’m 15. I don’t know you.” Then they don’t message you back.
|u/blueberryVScomo - 16 hours
|
|Reading it I thought 'this is so fucking weird'. Then I saw what
|subreddit it's posted in lol.
|u/gimlot_ - 16 hours
|
|ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵉˣᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ , ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ
|u/VastSeaweed543 - 16 hours
|
|GET IN MUH BELLAY
|u/gimlot_ - 16 hours
|
| ᶦᵐ ᶜᵃˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶜᵒᵖˢ ᵎ
|u/Ptrek31 - 15 hours
|
|
|u/Enders-game - 13 hours
|
|Let me smear myself in oil so I can lubricate your innards while I
|go down. 
|u/WestLoud5942 - 10 hours
|
|
|u/Prestigious_King_587 - 13 hours
|
|Dana White in shambles
|u/Curtbacca - 5 hours
|
|You tease! The small text will only engorge him further!
|u/JoshWestNOLA - 16 hours
|
|Ignore.
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 16 hours
|
|I very much did lol. Bonkers.
|u/PracticeNovel6226 - 16 hours
|
|Is the fact that your old boss is a complete nut job one of the
|reasons you left....or is this just completely out of nowhere?
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 16 hours
|
|I left because moved states. He was very much an “IF I WERE
|YOUNGER…..” guy to me and I let it go longer than I should’ve
|u/djtshirt - 14 hours
|
|“If I were younger…..I’d also be smaller, so small in fact
|that…..”
|u/Dull-External367 - 12 hours
|
|Attack on Titan is his favorite hentai
|u/taciaduhh - 10 hours
|
|*How dare you.* I gave you an upvote, but I did so
|begrudgingly.
|u/Dull-External367 - 10 hours
|
|Sorry, I don’t want to be the only one suffering from my
|ideas
|u/ltg3140 - 11 hours
|
|🤣
|u/PracticeNovel6226 - 16 hours
|
|Glad you got away even if it took longer than was ideal! What a
|creeper!
|u/frankstaturtle - 9 hours
|
|Shutting down bosses is of course admirable, but it is rational
|and reasonable to think doing so would negatively impact your
|livelihood. You are not to blame for letting it go on.
|u/Bright_Ices - 5 hours
|
|You have a golden opportunity to report him to HR for all of
|that now.
|u/IhasCandies - 5 hours
|
|That’s such a weird statement to make. Along the lines of “I
|can’t wait til she’s legal”. No consideration for what you
|think, while admitting the only thing preventing them from doing
|something inappropriate is age. It’s not the “compliment” their
|perverted mind thinks it is.
|u/destinyspie - 9 hours
|
|I’d let him be my pay pig, but I don’t have as much dignity as you 🥲
|u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va - 14 hours
|
|I’m disappointed that you didn’t respond with the “HaHa!” sticker 😅
|u/lime-inthe-coconut - 17 hours
|
|Bro you gonna hit that?
|u/No-Ad-3635 - 16 hours
|
|don't stick your dick in crazy
|u/lime-inthe-coconut - 16 hours
|
|I'm like a bull, the more redflags I see the harder I go.
|u/No-Ad-3635 - 16 hours
|
|toro
|u/ChardEmotional7920 - 16 hours
|
|Hah, I got a good chuckle!
|u/Ok-Policy-8284 - 12 hours
|
|I'm like a kid, I see enough red flags and buy a ticket because I
|thought it was the circus
|u/Elementual - 6 hours
|
|Holy shit that one got me 😂
|u/Quasi_915 - 4 hours
|
|Real and relatable
|u/JackhorseBowman - 14 hours
|
|ha ha I'm stealing this.
|u/Fish-Fish9 - 14 hours
|
|But what if crazy wants me to eat them whole
|u/Virtual_Manner_2074 - 16 hours
|
|Has to!
|u/finsfurandfeathers - 7 hours
|
|My first thought was op is female and boss is male.
|u/Cool_Status3773 - 12 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/gy46rx9s7c1e1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp
|&s=a069698d79487ac180f418c850c32cc3ca905363
|u/pgraham901 - 5 hours
|
|BROOOOOO! This fuckin picture had me dying when I scrolled down. Holy
|shit thank you for that laugh
|u/Fluffball_Owner87 - 4 hours
|
|reddit has the absolute best reaction images
|u/No-Author-2358 - 17 hours
|
|Forward it to their boss. Very strange.
|u/AKneelingOx - 15 hours
|
|This is where my mind went. The boss or as many colleagues as you
|have contact info for. Whatever the specific nature of his kink, I'm
|assuming he'd rather it was off the work radar but thats hardly your
|problem.
|u/KafeenHedake - 16 hours
|
|Oh, you gotta “yes, and…” this shit. See how far this goes.
|u/OnTheProwl- - 16 hours
|
|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes Maybe not the best idea to
|see the end game.
|u/-Nicolai - 16 hours
|
|This wikipedia page fully justifies my “irrational” fear of German
|computer repair technicians.
|u/huddlestuff - 13 hours
|
|>> Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to eat
|any of his own penis.
|u/thesmolstoner - 11 hours
|
|I died at that line. Like why??
|u/yeknom02 - 4 hours
|
|1) So did he. 2) "While in prison, Meiwes has since become a
|vegetarian."
|u/smashtangerine - 6 hours
|
|what a let down.
|u/VaIeth - 5 hours
|
|🎵 ain't that some shit? 🎵
|u/NaturesCandy25 - 14 hours
|
|The fuck did I just read.
|u/Avawinry - 7 hours
|
|Whoa! I didn’t know [that episode of The IT Crowd](https://www.googl
|e.com/search?q=Moss+and+the+German&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-
|us&client=safari) was parodying an actual event/person/case! The
|more you know.
|u/Ayy_Maijin - 6 hours
|
|I don't know why but I feel so bad for the dead dude. He offered his
|meat, agreed to be cut and eaten, didn't have anything professional
|to help with the cutting and bleeding and pain, and then didn't get
|to eat his own meat and just died. I feel so sad for him that I
|don't even feel disturbed which is pretty big deal for me because
|these kinds of things always make my stomach turned. Anyway,
|thanks for sharing. This story is so weird.
|u/Dry_Kaleidoscope2970 - 14 hours
|
|I remember reading about that guy. Wasn't he the one who ate the
|guys Weiner? Then just kept eating him?
|u/KickBallFever - 9 hours
|
|Yes, apparently the weiner was tough and not very edible.
|u/ishkitty - 14 hours
|
|I actually agree with this. I would piss myself laughing if someone
|sent me this and I would have no choice but to engage for the lolz.
|u/T00TT00TB33PB33P - 11 hours
|
|Right?! 🤣 my curiosity would not let me ignore it.
|u/Low-Foot-3546 - 17 hours
|
|It's a fetish, it's called vore.(Yea that's a bit messed up)
|u/Altair1208 - 13 hours
|
|Oh it sure is a fetish, but that person just got themself blocked
|because nobody wants to hear about that before something is already
|going on. There is no way OP would have answered. The best way would
|have been to chat, eventually see OP again, seek connection, and once
|already in bed or something (if possible / wanted by both parties),
|actually have a talk about fetishes.
|u/Low-Foot-3546 - 13 hours
|
|Let's say he took the wrong approach.
|u/GaiusJocundus - 13 hours
|
|This is super inappropriate text to receive from a colleague.
|u/_kushagra - 9 hours
|
|Ex colleague
|u/cadenmak_332 - 13 hours
|
|I always wonder how this shit happens. I know foot fetishes are
|presumed to be because the sensory neurons for feet and genitals are
|very close on the cortical “humunculus”, but like, how does THIS one
|happen
|u/Stoop_Boots - 12 hours
|
|It’s sooooo weird! I used to have a YouTube channel where I’d show
|off stomach muscle control. That’s when I found out about SOOOOO
|many fetishes people had. Biggest one were ribs, but vore came up as
|well in the comments Weird times, I made videos for fun and people
|just had to make it weird :(
|u/aggierogue3 - 7 hours
|
|You had a channel dedicated to your abdominal muscles and you’re
|surprised your followers were weird?
|u/Melodic_Jelly_7789 - 7 hours
|
|The world is very cruel to naive people. I would like to live in
|a world, where you can have a yt channel about abdominal muscles
|without it getting weird because of others.
|u/Blonder_Stier - 7 hours
|
|It's better to think of these sorts of fetishes as symbolic of their
|real desires. A vore fetish, for example, can come from a desire for
|intimacy and protection (soft vore), to be useful (willing prey), or
|just to be dominated (unwilling prey). In the same way that fursonas
|are just symbolic, not representative of a real desire to fuck
|animals. Also, there's almost always a more grounded fetish that's
|related to it. In this case, I'd bet that he's into fat chicks.
|u/RuggedTortoise - 4 hours
|
|They want to be eaten bruv
|u/miltonwadd - 15 hours
|
|Is he a creepy little old guy with a bald patch, and you're a much
|younger, plump tall girl by chance?
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 15 hours
|
|….. yeah actually. He’s also blind. Like blind blind with a cane.
|u/chaosatdawn - 11 hours
|
|if he's blind, maybe Siri just went off script.
|u/StompinTurts - 10 hours
|
|Siri: “haha it was just a prank bro.”
|u/aburchtree - 5 hours
|
|This is the storyline I’m desperately pulling for here 🤣🤣🤣
|u/BH_Commander - 7 hours
|
|Yeah! Maybe the poor guy was just watching like a TV show and Siri
|recorded some bizarre shit and sent it as a voice-to-text. He’s
|enjoying his Saturday evening right now with no idea his phone
|betrayed him like this.
|u/TrashGeologist - 6 hours
|
|Hate to poke holes in your theory but it sounds like he couldn’t
|watch TV
|u/aburchtree - 5 hours
|
|Hate to poke holes in your eyeballs but even though you are
|blind you can still consume television content, quite easily
|in fact.
|u/nydusurma1nus - 8 hours
|
|Based off this comment (the description of him is like a cartoon
|villain) I thought your post was fake. So I went to your profile. I
|gotta say, after 5 seconds of looking obviously a real account, but
|more importantly, congrats on your weight loss journey so far and
|keep it up.
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 8 hours
|
|Thanks dude!! I appreciate it. But yeah, that office was genuinely
|like a tv show cast. Insane. He also drank like 12 diet cokes a
|day and ate soup at 9 am every morning.
|u/heybarbaraq - 3 hours
|
|Why am I more weirded out by the 9am soup than anything else?
|This man is not ok
|u/BeginningLow - 3 hours
|
|I really don't mean to sound mean, condescending or creepy (you
|get enough of that, it sounds like! lol), but getting a text
|like that from anyone, but especially a former boss, would keep
|me damned motivated in my fitness goals. Keep up the great work
|in every direction, including not working at that boss's place
|anymore! <3
|u/Mileniusz - 10 hours
|
|Geting better and better
|u/mmlickme - 11 hours
|
|👀
|u/politicalpug007 - 6 hours
|
|It’s pretty dark inside your stomach, he won’t be able to see there
|either.
|u/alienblue89 - 15 hours
|
|This is a little *too* specific, Mr. Totally Not The Old Boss That
|Sent This Text
|u/Airport_Wendys - 14 hours
|
|Yeah… uh this just added more weird to this post
|u/miltonwadd - 8 hours
|
|Lol unfortunately, I have experience with this type, so that's the
|image in my head of what they all look like 😅
|
|u/ludoludoludo - 16 hours
|
|Aaaw 
|u/djtshirt - 14 hours
|
|If she replied with this she would become a legend
|u/broken-telephone - 16 hours
|
|That’s a love confession right there if I ever saw one.
|u/Chevnaar - 12 hours
|
|Recently I sent a text to an old employee with whom I was close. Wished
|him all the best and mentioned that I’m a big believer in him - he
|struggled with mental health and I cared about him as a person. Just a
|general good vibes and I’m always here as a reference type of text.
|For a brief instant when I saw this headline my stomach dropped - am I
|weirdo? Then I read the text. Nah I’m good.
|u/SeparateMarzipan8404 - 10 hours
|
|That’s lovely tho, I’m sure they appreciated the message.
|u/Economind - 8 hours
|
|I’m assuming it went down well and they responded with a fairly
|conventional thanks, rather than, you know, suggesting you perform
|some kind of voodoo on them then eat them?
|u/Chevnaar - 8 hours
|
|In this particular instance? Yes.
|u/bone420 - 12 hours
|
|Vore-y weird
|u/Dorothys_Division - 12 hours
|
|I just can’t *stomach* a pun of that intensity.
|u/PorridgeTheKid - 16 hours
|
|Any updates, did you turn him small and eat him to remain powerful? if
|you havent already heres a suggestion maybe try making him not super
|tiny but like medium small so he gives you a really big belly where you
|can still see an impression of him on your new massive belly filled with
|me i mean this guy signed notyouroldboss
|u/ErusDearest - 9 hours
|
|I think I puked a little in my mouth. No, no nevermind. It was a
|lot.
|u/RedditsAdoptedSon - 15 hours
|
|kind of energy i want from the squad in 2025
|u/ittybittynuts - 16 hours
|
|I used to get mad that my former boss would call me a fucking idiot if
|they ever saw me out in town. I’m over that now. Stay strong out there,
|my friend.
|u/Cara_Bina - 16 hours
|
|EDIT: I have been advised that naming the fetish, which I learned from
|the comments here (!) might give this person hope. So, I have reworded
|the response OP might care to use. Cheers. Tell them in no uncertain
|terms that sending their imaginary scenario to you without permission,
|is a form of (sexual\*) harassment. That if they ever do this again, you
|will paste it on every social media platform, with their name and the
|company they work for. That you will be contacting the HR of the company
|you worked for, as well as filing with your local police, so that they
|will have a record for potential future charges. Sorry, but this is
|beyond weird. Some people do not comprehend that BDSM/kink is not an
|excuse to abuse others. People who are in the "lifestyle" are very much
|about not doing it in front of "vanillas," or without consent. This is
|outrageous. You don't have to do any of the first paragraph, but it is
|one way to stick a bit of reality to the 'hole who thinks you should
|just put up with their crap. And if you do, please don't fall for the
|"It was a joke" line that any bully/hater/rude person pulls, when they
|are called out for their vile behaviour. It is absolutely unacceptable.
|\* The fact that the act described is a fetish makes it sexual. That you
|may wish to avoid acknowledging that you are aware that it it a fetish,
|(thanks to Google and Reddit,) is something to consider, as djtshirt
|pointed out below that the sender may read hope into anything.
|Definitely block the pest.
|u/djtshirt - 14 hours
|
|I think casually dropping the term “vore fetish” would actually give
|this guy hope. I don’t know what that is, I’m not going to look it up,
|and I’m hoping I forget about this thread within the next couple days.
|I’d suggest OP block and move on.
|u/Cara_Bina - 13 hours
|
|I've been very involved in the "scene" for decades, and did not know
|this term, until others here used it. I hear what you are saying,
|and don't disagree. It's up to the OP to decide what level they are
|comfortable with. Silence is not always the best, as it implies
|some sort of acceptance, whilst saying something can do anything
|from lead the perp on, to very real danger. As I have no idea of the
|genders of either party, I wrote an option that may at least make
|the OP know how they (may) feel is understood. Cheers.
|u/moggin61 - 8 hours
|
|Cara_Bina, (I’m being sincere here): I just learned a ton from you
|about fetishes, boundaries and a whole world I am unaware of as a
|“vanilla”, and I seriously appreciate it! Your explanations are
|thorough, respectful and clear. When I read that text, I had no idea
|what it was even saying, but it felt *creepy wrong* at the minimum,
|and not because of the fetish being expressed (once I learned about
|that), but because of the non-consensual outta the blue boundary
|violation. So just wanted to give you a shout out. 🙏
|u/BAMFDPT - 16 hours
|
|You should definitely hook up with them once, cuz it will be insane, but
|then you gotta change your number
|u/VastSeaweed543 - 16 hours
|
|🎶 doesn’t matter had sex 🎶
|u/Crist1n4 - 16 hours
|
|And keep us updated… for research purposes 🍿
|u/AvocadoCortado - 16 hours
|
|And name. And country of residence.
|u/SinWolf7 - 16 hours
|
|And appearance
|u/yutfree - 16 hours
|
|"My kink is you never contacting me again in any fashion."
|u/CrowAffectionate2736 - 16 hours
|
|I wish this was...sent as a prank....I hope it is...but if not then this
|person is being sexual to you without speaking to you for over a year or
|even knowing if you'd want this interaction...Consent is huge in the
|kink community and just throwing their kink at you ain't it chief.
|u/Dragnskull - 15 hours
|
|ive heard of this fetish but i've never seen it manifest for anyone out
|in the real world, interesting
|u/Se7enkb - 15 hours
|
|This is what happens when you click the recommended text on iPhone over
|and over in a message
|u/Amethoran - 16 hours
|
|I know what'll get their attention and they'll be so into it they'll
|have to like me. This person probably
|u/handsomelloyd13 - 15 hours
|
|Is this Derek's wife from step brothers movie?
|u/papabless89 - 9 hours
|
|Feel like I scrolled way too far for this comment lol
|u/notmysundaybest57 - 12 hours
|
|My first thought as well
|u/ShitMyHubbyDoes - 16 hours
|
|Woooooo👀oooooow. Block.
|u/CranberryFalse291 - 16 hours
|
|Well yeah that's weird.. I wonder if this person has been watching OP
|from a distance at times?
|u/Boring-Interest7203 - 15 hours
|
|Was your old boss a Nigerian scammer? lol that just reads weird despite
|the content itself being weird. Like English is not their primary
|language.
|u/Toozedee - 14 hours
|
|You sound really strong.
|u/ichbeineinjerk - 13 hours
|
|I understand why you no longer work there now.
|u/sphmach1 - 13 hours
|
|Dude is bat shit nuts
|u/x_3thereal - 12 hours
|
|Ambien
|u/Muted-Move-9360 - 12 hours
|
|He was absolutely mid stroke typing this out
|u/RavingSquirrel11 - 12 hours
|
|That’s disturbing to say the least…
|u/kuriT9 - 12 hours
|
|Contact the jobs HR team STAT
|u/Silverrrmoon - 11 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/jtt48jf3fc1e1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=w
|ebp&s=2497d0b15ccf12e954fac29876ec6d9508e7cc9d
|u/caitielou2 - 10 hours
|
|New phone, who dis?
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 7 hours
|
|Can’t pin, but *context*: he was always a little weird. He’s completely
|blind and uses speech to text on his phone and computer, hence the weird
|cadence and speech patterns. Never THIS weird, but a little weird. I was
|am a woman in my mid 20s and he’s about 45-50
|u/Echo-2-2 - 7 hours
|
|God…. MEN! Stop being so fuggin weird! You’re making us look bad! I
|assume this is a man sending you this. Though, I have known insane women
|who also do this. But let’s keep it real. This is more of a man message
|to a girl. STOP. Regards, Sane Men
|u/MaliciousIntentWorks - 16 hours
|
|Simple response. "I don't eat shit. Piss off." There, done with them.
|u/Bplus-at-best - 12 hours
|
|Noooooo not the being swallowed fetish unleashed without consent!!
|u/Nickchaseme - 16 hours
|
|That’s wonderful.
|u/Longshot_45 - 16 hours
|
|[Have you ever been swallowed up](https://youtube.com/shorts/cLK-
|wJD7mVY?si=o0yN3FJIQvCTTSYv)
|u/blightfaerie - 15 hours
|
|what the fuck 😭
|u/squirrelgirrrrl - 15 hours
|
|This would work on me
|u/outinthecountry66 - 14 hours
|
|
|u/Fun-Complaint-4724 - 14 hours
|
|Drugs, man
|u/awesomefutureperfect - 13 hours
|
|my guess was ambien.
|u/Secret_Account07 - 14 hours
|
|What. The. Fuck. I’m going to assume OP is a good looking girl. Only
|way this even makes a little sense.
|u/crowjack - 13 hours
|
|Uh…get a restraining order
|u/lilithdesade - 12 hours
|
|I NEED TO SEE THE RESPONSE
|u/willwm24 - 12 hours
|
|What the fuck?
|u/TinyGhostTurtle - 11 hours
|
|I fear this might be an original experience.
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 10 hours
|
|💀
|u/dlightfulruinsbonsai - 11 hours
|
|Was they high?
|u/Psychological_Bag943 - 11 hours
|
|Bro woke up and said "I'd like to ruin someone's day with vore"
|u/Virtual-Thought-2557 - 10 hours
|
|Someone was playing cards against humanity and had to send a weird
|message to someone in their contacts.
|u/Haga - 10 hours
|
|I too, have texted while high on cocaine
|u/CookinCheap - 8 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/y20maerjbd1e1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=we
|bp&s=568b233ca2fdc24d9765b8e5f4fa8262bc65e9e8
|u/ScrotalSmorgasbord - 6 hours
|
|You’re not you when you’re hungry
|u/aburchtree - 5 hours
|
|
|u/jawnstein82 - 5 hours
|
|What a freak. Hit them with a Venmo request of $500
|u/JankyJimbostien48251 - 4 hours
|
|
|u/Miraclethesunbird88 - 15 hours
|
|Okay but is he fine and do you think he fine and do you like what he
|said?? Because for me…depending on who said it..I’d be flattered 🥰 but
|I’m extremely weird so…
|u/Freckles39Rabbit - 11 hours
|
|Lol that's sweet
|u/Miraclethesunbird88 - 10 hours
|
|You’re sweet
|u/Freckles39Rabbit - 10 hours
|
|Yay 
|u/ChromosomeExpert - 8 hours
|
|What makes you weird?
|u/prestonsmith1111 - 16 hours
|
|Your boss has a 'Vore' kink.
|u/OtherworldlyWanderer - 15 hours
|
|People can’t even share their feelings anymore 🙄
|u/TheComplicatedMan - 14 hours
|
|Drugs...?
|u/Substantial-Ad2200 - 14 hours
|
|I am curious as to the gender of the boss and employee in this
|situation.
|u/Delicious-Monk2004 - 9 hours
|
|https://preview.redd.it/9ypxiele6d1e1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto
|=webp&s=865abc022f7dbfc04af251597467435cf0311b50 Saw this description
|of creeper boss in the comments. Not sure about OP.
|u/CablePuzzleheaded497 - 15 hours
|
|Eh???
|u/Parking_Ad_3123 - 15 hours
|
|Wtf was the job???? 💀💀 security?? or desk job? lol this shit weird and
|so fkn funny. Send them a reaction pic of u throwing them up. Stomach
|denies u
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 15 hours
|
|It was an student services desk job at a university 💀
|u/Alonzo-Harris - 13 hours
|
|Yeah, Report Him.
|u/wolfjob_dayjob - 53 minutes
|
|If you look up Title IX there's a photo of this weirdo right next to
|the law.
|u/Kickindaddeo - 15 hours
|
|Meth is one hell of a drug!
|u/Trashpandadrifts - 15 hours
|
|Blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫
|u/Chaos0328 - 14 hours
|
|Wtf. That's some creepy ass shit.
|u/s2ample - 14 hours
|
|
|u/Patient-Dream-1094 - 14 hours
|
| Totes Awks
|u/AlienMajik - 14 hours
|
|
|u/Griffith_The_Hawk - 14 hours
|
|That person is going through something.
|u/Nenoshka - 14 hours
|
|Block this guy.
|u/BxtchyLlama - 14 hours
|
|“Wrong number”
|u/satisfiedguy43 - 14 hours
|
|could be mental illness too
|u/Retsameniw13 - 14 hours
|
|Was he on acid? lol..what the actual fuck
|u/Unable-Escape6090 - 14 hours
|
|Nothing says love like being eaten alive by stomach acid
|u/asksstupidstuff - 14 hours
|
|Must have been a good shroom / acid whatever Trip..
|u/scihole - 14 hours
|
|Well I for one would be thrilled if something like this ticked into my
|mailbox, the weekend is saved and the spicing up commences
|u/scaryfawn8332 - 14 hours
|
|“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You
|could just live there, it’s warm and it’s cozy... Oh I’d just walk
|around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little
|tickle or scratch it’s your hair on my vagina!”
|u/Low-Category-656 - 14 hours
|
|I thought it was nice at the first part till i read that vore shit 😅
|u/OkEarth7702 - 14 hours
|
|Someone’s on drugs….
|u/wouldjalookatit - 13 hours
|
|Was this dude on drugs when he typed and sent that? That is some wild
|and weird shit.
|u/mwwood22 - 13 hours
|
|Drugs.
|u/outamyhead - 13 hours
|
|I'll take trippin' balls for $400.
|u/you2canB - 13 hours
|
|Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
|u/pichiquito - 12 hours
|
|Tell him you’d like to insert his tiny body rectally and then vomit him
|up, like Cartman in that one episode of south park.
|u/adirtymedic - 12 hours
|
|Lmao what the fuck is this
|u/No_Perspective_242 - 12 hours
|
|Remind me to turn my phone off next time I do shrooms lmao
|u/mibonitaconejito - 12 hours
|
|Somebody needs to stop doing drugs, omg
|u/cityrunnergirl - 12 hours
|
|Nothing could’ve prepared me for that second part😟
|u/2jzSwappedSnail - 12 hours
|
|Boss is either feeling down or high as a sky lol
|u/TolBrandir - 12 hours
|
|When my very first thought is "Awwww, that's so sweet" then it is time
|for me to realize that I have spent way, *way* too much time in the
|Hannibal fandom. 🫁🫀🧠💉🍷
|u/Unusual-Answer-3422 - 12 hours
|
|That's just the cocaine talking.
|u/Ok-Square-5644 - 12 hours
|
|Sounds like a text with some substances behind it
|u/looong_hitter - 12 hours
|
|Shrooms are a helluva thing
|u/Annoying_Bear - 12 hours
|
|Vore... Fuck
|u/C_A_M_Overland - 12 hours
|
|That subreddit is fucking outrageous (vore)
|u/Initial-Shop-8863 - 12 hours
|
|How high was this idiot when they wrote this drivel?
|u/3DSoulUnit - 12 hours
|
|Guy likes his shrooms
|u/hobnailboots04 - 12 hours
|
|Report it to that company’s HR person.
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 12 hours
|
|I don't get it... this is normal behavior! I too text people I've known
|from 2-20 years ago and tell them how strong they are and how much I
|think about them scooping me up and eating me alive and how I enjoy
|being digested in their stomachs...
|u/Outside_Grab_8384 - 12 hours
|
|
|u/Chersvette - 11 hours
|
|Hmmmm What a weirdo. Block🚫 Leave that crap alone 😁
|u/myaudiobliss - 11 hours
|
|
|u/OrilliaBridge - 11 hours
|
|Whack a doodle doooooooooooo
|u/Banned4lies - 11 hours
|
|" I want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you in my vagina,
|stay classy ponyboy"
|u/raeXofXsunshine - 10 hours
|
|HR should offer their services for five years after leaving a job,
|because weird shit like this happens
|u/ComfortableArrival27 - 10 hours
|
|Can I ask….what was your old job??
|u/TheFacetiousLinguist - 10 hours
|
|It was (to be vague) student services/administration at a university.
|I was a graduate assistant and he was my supervisor.
|u/Creative_Ad9583 - 10 hours
|
|This person is high. The sentiment is kind and sincere but weird.
|u/Thorpgilman - 10 hours
|
|Ambien text?
|u/Frohickey2 - 10 hours
|
|Ah yes. Giantis Vor. Very interesting.
|u/WtfSlz - 10 hours
|
|oh lovely, macrophilia vore fetish. You have so much symbolic power by
|his perspective in this situation. Well, it's precisily you OR this
|person sends this to all the ex-employees as a type of macro vore
|humiliation fetish in a more general way.
|u/Tasty-Fig-459 - 10 hours
|
|Uhhh "lose my number" or "sorry, wrong number" are great responses. WTF
|u/AssociateJaded3931 - 10 hours
|
|That was so weird. Seems you got out at the right time.
|u/SlothsRockyRoadtrip - 10 hours
|
|Mental illness
|u/ApplicationOdd6600 - 9 hours
|
|New phone who dis?
|u/CarlJustCarl - 9 hours
|
|Verify it was him/her. Ask them something only they can answer.
|u/holly_goes_lightly - 9 hours
|
|
|u/ohiomudslide - 9 hours
|
|Nice! Lol you should call them when they're sober lol
|u/Pan0pticonartist - 9 hours
|
|Did you work for Armie Hammer?
|u/Certain_Cantaloupe56 - 9 hours
|
|Report him! That’s crazy and scary
|u/AllTheKingsLayers - 9 hours
|
|Based
|u/MalikDa5FootFreak - 9 hours
|
|Dude wants to be a Flintstones vitamin or something idk
|u/NovGeo - 9 hours
|
|And I thought it was cool that my old boss and I became friends once I
|left and hang out. Little did I know what I was missing.
|u/xXMLGDOODXx - 9 hours
|
|Bro has a vore fetish
|u/MolinaroK - 8 hours
|
|TLDR: Eat Me ?
|u/Exotic_Bumblebee_275 - 8 hours
|
|Fancy way of saying “eat me”
|u/Doodle_Gurl - 8 hours
|
|Bizarre. Mistakenly macrodosed instead of microdosed?
|u/angel-thekid - 8 hours
|
|Didn’t see the vore coming
|u/Babyy_Beanss - 8 hours
|
|I don’t even think a block is enough, Jesus Christ. I would MOVE AWAY.
|u/CrackerJack278 - 8 hours
|
|You need to get them to watch Attack on Titan.
|u/Mipheztoe - 8 hours
|
|A prime example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should".
|u/LuffyBlack - 8 hours
|
|I'm a total freak, but It never understood the allure of being swallowed
|whole. Someone saw the scene from Anaconda and was down bad ever since
|u/rkmkthe6th - 8 hours
|
|Approximately 22 minutes after saying “these edibles ain’t shit”
|u/simikoi - 7 hours
|
|Reminds me of the scene from Step Brothers when the sister in law wants
|to roll John C Riley up in a little ball and put him in her vagina.
|u/SublightMonster - 7 hours
|
|So, do you still have an email list of all the employees at the company?
|Including his bosses and the HR department?
|u/Sadistic_Futa - 7 hours
|
|What the fuuuuck!!!! ….no….no I refuse to believe this happened. Time to
|wipe this from my brain entirely
|u/lawndog86 - 7 hours
|
|Maybe a friend messing with his phone?
|u/flittingly1 - 7 hours
|
|Someone got ahold of their phone, sent a text, and deleted! Respond to
|text by copying and pasting their text, then add a few ???s
|u/kovacsaustin19 - 7 hours
|
|Would have replied with something like, "yea, I feel the same way
|everytime your dad swallows." Just to push the weird and woowoo-ness. 🤣🤣
|u/DarkCustoms - 7 hours
|
|I get these from time to time.
|u/MessinWithTheJuice - 7 hours
|
|Either this person is very weird and high or you are actually very, very
|strong and require great sacrifices
|u/john972121 - 6 hours
|
|The first half was weird as fuck, don’t get me wrong, but I did not see
|the second half coming 😅
|u/SufficientComedian6 - 6 hours
|
|Mental decline, mental break in process here. Ewww
|u/mighty-pancock - 6 hours
|
|This is one of the most texts of all time
|u/Perfect-District - 6 hours
|
|Well you shoot your shot I guess...
|u/coreyc2099 - 5 hours
|
|WTAF.
|u/LiquidSoCrates - 5 hours
|
|Your old boss typed this one handed, probably while drunk.
|u/bionicback - 5 hours
|
|New phone, sorry, I don’t have this number saved.
|u/Strict-Ad-1958 - 5 hours
|
|Omg this has to be a joke. I’m hearing about Vorxe? Or something like
|that… vrex? Twice in one week…🥴😭
|u/MrMilkyTip - 5 hours
|
|I would forward that to management for misuse of employee numbers. It's
|even weirder they would message you after all that time to say some
|weird garbage like that.
|u/THE_ELITE-02 - 4 hours
|
|I wish the send button was never created
|u/NitroNinja23 - 4 hours
|
|If you don’t mind me asking. Out of curiosity, what kind of job did you
|have when you worked for this person?
|u/Realmferinspokane - 4 hours
|
|
|u/Artevyx_Zon - 4 hours
|
|Bruh https://preview.redd.it/qr1ngwf2ie1e1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&
|auto=webp&s=af88622ed76aaf5e3cfb09af20542e5c3e1a88b9
|u/Turbulent-Start-5244 - 4 hours
|
|Dude is a serial killer he’s going to be I bet you didn’t expect to get
|a lifetime of karma build up for this post did you? 🤣
|u/henry122467 - 4 hours
|
|I bet he sent many people texts that evening. Waitin for any fish to
|bite!
|u/Backlash97_ - 4 hours
|
|Ah yes, Vore. Yet another day goes by that I’m forced to be reminded of
|this
|u/bugturd - 4 hours
|
|Maybe they have a sense of humor lmao this shouldn’t be real! Well I’d
|take the compliment and block their ass.
|u/0dD_Man_0ut - 2 hours
|
|Someone was drunk texting
|u/berniebueller - 2 hours
|
|My guess, some of his mates stole his phone and had a laugh doing this
|over a night of heavy drinking. Edit: Nope, going by other OP comments
|the guy is just a wierdo.
|u/IanFeelKeepinItReel - 2 hours
|
|Just a hunch OP, but don't ever accept food from this person.
|u/Objective_Twist_7373 - 2 hours
|
|Porn addiction.
|u/Coming_Up_Roses - 1 hour
|
|Your old boss is into Vore. Super sucks that he decided to involve you
|in his very niche kink when the entire internet exists
|u/SmileIcy3283 - 55 minutes
|
|Hey but he had the balls to type and send
|u/Partyatmyplace13 - 29 minutes
|
|Putting this as my OOO message when I go on vacation from now on.
|u/TwistyMcSpliffit - 16 hours
|
|Vore
|u/Nightwolf1967 - 16 hours
|
|Some prankster swiped their phone.
|u/Wombatapus736 - 16 hours
|
|It's beautiful when two people form such a strong connection. Happy for
|both of you!
|u/erkderbs - 16 hours
|
|Sleep Token - Vore
|u/EmmyWeeeb - 16 hours
|
|I seriously don’t understand how people even get a vore fetish
|u/DariosDentist - 16 hours
|
|People putting their kinks out there to someone who they are not super-
|close to and have built trust with is so risky. I wonder if this kink
|is a compulsion for them.
|u/Chairman_Mittens - 16 hours
|
|I know that kink shaming is frowned upon, but the vore fetish is fucking
|weird. There's no way around that fact.
|u/Freckles39Rabbit - 11 hours
|
|I'm sure people into it think it's weird too
|
|u/Personal_Anxiety2232 - 16 hours
|
|Block this weirdo.
|u/RooChooMooMoo - 14 hours
|
|Someone with a vore kink and no respect for others or consent........
|u/Firm-Ring9684 - 16 hours
|
|Um......
|u/hardware1197 - 16 hours
|
|Definitely shrooms.
|
