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|u/RidgewoodGirl - 21 hours
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|Toddlers can be a tough audience but they be vibing your groove. 😂


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |At this point they’re my litmus test on whether I’ve got a hit or not
  |😭  ETA: btw [here’s the song](https://open.spotify.com/album/0GHoMVWap
  |1KFxHFG48xUxx?si=zGZdjNDTTTmKnVsyEKK9MA) I’m singing.  And [heres the
  |music video](https://youtu.be/sMmyZgRzyOc?si=Yy75oXxjNZmPgUBk) for my
  |YouTube music listeners. Enjoy 🕺🏾


    |u/RidgewoodGirl - 19 hours
    |
    |Very cool will check it out. I know it takes a lot to get out there
    |and share your talent. I hope people appreciate you and no hitting!
    |lol


    |u/redhedstepkid - 19 hours
    |
    |I love your style and your music! I think the kiddos were into it bc
    |not only was it catchy, but seein someone dance in public is
    |basically contagious.


    |u/Juttreet2 - 17 hours
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    |Bro that song is a straight up banger, right up there with the hits
    |you hear on the radio, it's already in my favourites list on
    |Spotify.  Please keep making music, what you put out bangs!


    |u/PaynefulLife - 11 hours
    |
    |The fact that it's called "Creatures of the Night" and toddlers seem
    |to love it is a next level connection, too. Great song and love
    |seeing stuff like this!


    |u/Odojas - 14 hours
    |
    |Checked them out. I think you got star potential. Very talented. I
    |wouldn't be surprised in a few years to see you hitting the
    |billboards.   I'm just a nobody, but I'd like to think I have
    |discerning taste.


    |u/CapnSensible80 - 16 hours
    |
    |Not my usual type of music but it's good, I dig it 🤘


    |u/Savior1983 - 13 hours
    |
    |Try listening to your awesome song at 1.1x speed on the video!


    |u/throwaway3685343 - 12 hours
    |
    |Added it to my liked songs!!


    |u/Snackdoc189 - 11 hours
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    |So. Much. Groove!


    |u/Citadelvania - 9 hours
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    |Music is good but I'm here for the impeccable style.


    |u/6ixtyy9ine - 16 hours
    |
    |It’s a banger


  |u/count023 - 16 hours
  |
  |It's also how the wiggles got started, they used to be a band for
  |adults called "the cockroaches" before transitioning to a somewhat
  |highly successful kids music group.


    |u/RidgewoodGirl - 16 hours
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    |Did not know that. They sure are successful. Lots of money to be
    |made in the baby and toddler market.


    |u/stephelan - 1 hour
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    |Somewhat successful?


  |u/PleasantlyPersuasive - 20 hours
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  |The way I see it is that if kids like your music, you’ve got a
  |certified hit! Shoot, we might just see this guy at the Grammys in a
  |few years


    |u/RidgewoodGirl - 19 hours
    |
    |From kids’ mouths to God’s ear as they say. 😂


|u/brightdeadlights - 21 hours
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|I love when adults can’t dance so they grab a kids arms and wave them
|around. This is what I do too.


  |u/Amy47101 - 21 hours
  |
  |This is what I call the daycare shuffle. We all to scared to dance,
  |but we start holding a kids hands or have a baby/toddler on our hip,
  |and we're jiving and pretending our shit movies is because/for the
  |kids.


    |u/brightdeadlights - 15 hours
    |
    |Ahh the baby on the hip waltz. A classic.


  |u/milk4all - 21 hours
  |
  |You also do it for their benefit. I do it so my kids dont have to see
  |dad drop it and fail to pick it up off the floor. Mutual benefit.


  |u/morning_thief - 18 hours
  |
  |Take it back. I feel attacked and unsafe.


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |Lmao I see that all the time when I perform at the park. Some parents
  |actually start dancing dancing and that’s always a treat


|u/GravitationalEddie - 21 hours
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|Little boy blue needs to poop.


  |u/limbicslush - 21 hours
  |
  |Trying to hold it in with the left hand won't work for long. He's
  |playing a dangerous game.


    |u/Zacarega - 5 hours
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    |Relavent, trust me.   Https://youtu.be/kSAuGJz-
    |UUE?si=scqfdt91mTm6qI-i


|u/PassionateYak - 21 hours
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|The guy's fashion is a whole vibe


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |Why thank you sir


|u/ThingCalledLight - 21 hours
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|You got a great sound. Everyone there is feelin’ it—kids just lack the
|fear of cutting loose that some of us get as we age.   If people are
|movin’ and happy, that’s a win.


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |Appreciate that bro! If you like the sound and wanna cut loose
  |definitely check out the [Full Song](https://open.spotify.com/album/0G
  |HoMVWap1KFxHFG48xUxx?si=88YtGMfTRlGVWfGbGqfQkw). And here’s the [Music
  |Video](https://youtu.be/sMmyZgRzyOc?si=-k-umSM2OvCiQQLu) for too if
  |you prefer YouTube. I have no money to do actual promo, so
  |individually commenting the link to people who might be interested is
  |the best I’ve got lol 😂


    |u/Murderdoll197666 - 20 hours
    |
    |Not my typical preferred genre but I really dig it.  The video is a
    |vibe as a whole - bigtime Prince vibes and I'm here for it.


    |u/rachelemc - 20 hours
    |
    |Hey that video was pretty good! 


      |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
      |
      |Thank you. I worked really hard on it so I hope it can get some
      |more love. Spent 3 days straight editing it myself cause I wanted
      |to get it out on Halloween (missed it by a day 😭)


        |u/OctFri - 19 hours
        |
        |This music is great. You philly based?


        |u/rachelemc - 13 hours
        |
        |Hashtag it on insta and get on the Spotify algo. However that
        |happens. Good job on the edit and  Good luck!


    |u/MistressMalevolentia - 16 hours
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    |I'm going to be honest, I'm not the biggest MJ fan but you remind me
    |of him so much and I love this so much!    Being kids bop material
    |means adults AND kids live you so much you hit everywhere! Even if
    |it means the edited version for kids! But you get to see the
    |reaction first hand! That's so cool!    Love it! Keep up the great
    |work with your new test group🤣


    |u/PlaguesAngel - 14 hours
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    |Good luck my dude, keep it up and I’d be surprised you don’t hit
    |notoriety. You are loads of fun and an artist of an era lost.


  |u/nhaines - 6 hours
  |
  |Little kids make the best dancers, because they've yet to develop a
  |sense of shame.


|u/Flat-Link2651 - 20 hours
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|That's a pretty good song is it an original or a cover


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |It’s an original! It’s called “[Creatures of the Night](https://open.s
  |potify.com/album/0GHoMVWap1KFxHFG48xUxx?si=dHuffovTTz2N5_LqTReaGw)”.
  |And here’s the [Music
  |Video](https://youtu.be/sMmyZgRzyOc?si=DWEq1T-k8ZK8wPcD) if you prefer
  |YouTube


    |u/SaccharineHuxley - 15 hours
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    |Love it! You’ve got a new subscriber! ❤️🔥


    |u/Flat-Link2651 - 8 hours
    |
    |Awesome you got some good vibes brother


|u/CmonTouchIt - 20 hours
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|You sound like MJ x the Weeknd  Me likey


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |What a compliment 🥲 Thank you ❤️‍🔥💫


  |u/MistressMalevolentia - 16 hours
  |
  |I even commented mj but couldn't figure out the other thing it
  |reminded me of, but you nailed it!!!!


|u/y0himba - 21 hours
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|This is beautiful.    Please tip that singer.


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
  |
  |Thankfully the parents really do treat me well. They’re probably like
  |“wow, this guy just made putting the kids to bed a million times
  |easier”


    |u/Ashamed-Wrongdoer806 - 20 hours
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    |🤣 yea those lils were jamming out, they are gonna sleep hard.


|u/BillButtlickerII - 21 hours
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|Dude brand yourself for kids and boom album deal.


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 21 hours
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  |I don’t think I wanna go the full on kids artist route just cause it
  |is pretty restrictive on image and subject matter, but all my music
  |does happen to be clean, so if both kids and adults can bop to songs I
  |actually enjoy making, that’s a win win honestly.   If you wanna
  |groove to the song I’m singing here, it’s called “[Creatures of the Ni
  |ght](https://open.spotify.com/album/0GHoMVWap1KFxHFG48xUxx?si=3AR0wIYg
  |TyeoTuUvJreNUg)”. Recently released a [Music
  |Video](https://youtu.be/sMmyZgRzyOc?si=AqjavudlAa13mwgW) for it
  |too!🕺🏾💫


    |u/Boccs - 21 hours
    |
    |Thank you for dropping the spotify link, I was just about to ask for
    |it.  100% the kind of music I'm into these days.


      |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 21 hours
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      |Of course. I always forget to plug it, so I’m actually proud of
      |myself for sharing the link so fast lol. It’s tough being an
      |independent artist with no promo budget 😭 Thankful for people like
      |you though who actually show interest in the music. One new stream
      |makes so much of a difference


        |u/Boccs - 21 hours
        |
        |Keep plugging my man, your stuff is great!  I'm going down the
        |list on some of your spotify songs now and I like what I hear.
        |The Circle and Stardust have earned spots on my liked list.


          |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
          |
          |Oh that just made my day. They’re some of my faves too. The
          |Circle actually has a dope [music
          |video](https://youtu.be/SH0bMgHG8Lk?si=yfu0ZYZrRD9Uw-qg) for
          |it. Another personal fave is a more underrated song called
          |[Talking Dirty](https://open.spotify.com/album/4XhWsLmPSzxdoCS
          |QeDAKk8?si=Lq9HXf-hTvOha_ik84BI4A). I just love how funky and
          |classic it feels


    |u/Benzol1987 - 21 hours
    |
    |I'm glad you did some self-promotion and dropped the song, really
    |like it. 


|u/MrHandos - 21 hours
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|I see potential here, good luck on your career;  looks promising.


|u/TearsOfTheOrphan - 21 hours
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|This is wholesome AF actually everyone vibing.


|u/penguinpolitician - 20 hours
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|Being drunk is really just becoming a child again.  The stages of
|drunkenness are you getting younger and younger:  1. Pre-teen: happy,
|relaxed  2. Kid : hyperactive, talkative, dancing, enthusiastic  3.
|Toddler: loss of fine motor control, unsteady, incoherent  4. Baby:
|incontinence, desire to sleep  5. Foetus: curled up, barely alive


|u/OregonTripleBeam - 21 hours
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|The world needs more of this type of wholesome content


|u/Ok_Jicama_2774 - 21 hours
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|I think blue pants might have had a bit of an accident


|u/hogsniffy05 - 20 hours
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|I’m getting Powerline vibes


  |u/BitchIsShadyAf - 20 hours
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  |😭😭😭 I get that anytime I post a video anywhere. What makes it funnier
  |is that you haven’t even seen me in my visors yet 😉


    |u/hogsniffy05 - 20 hours
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    |lol I’d like to see that! I meant it as a compliment :)


|u/DungeonDiver3 - 21 hours
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|*"No, I'm not drunk, im just healing my inner child!"*


|u/IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ - 21 hours
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|Toddlers show you how people react to things before they have time to
|think about it.  That’s a hit.


|u/lissybeau - 21 hours
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|This is actually my dream job. Being a dj or singer for kid raves, in
|the most innocent way.


|u/GlobeGazerX - 18 hours
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|Looks like you’ve officially unlocked *toddler rave mode* —next stop, a
|baby DJ collab! Keep rocking those high chairs. I actually love the song
|too, it will makes you move around.


|u/kinnftw - 14 hours
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|I played this and my toddler started clapping and dancing so you might
|be on to something!


|u/AemondTargaryen1 - 21 hours
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|First kid definitely will break a few tables in his adult years, that
|stomp and crouch combo is table top dancing stance


|u/sarcastic_wanderer - 16 hours
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|Prince has returned!


|u/Few-Score-9123 - 21 hours
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|Tyco DMC shall be your rap name


|u/drinkmoredrano - 20 hours
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|I think we can all benefit from dancing like toddlers more often.


|u/Squee1396 - 20 hours
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|So i listened to a few songs on your youtube and love them! Just
|subscribed! Love all your outfits and the MVs too


|u/-I-am-Basilisk- - 17 hours
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|The butt scratch sounds.


|u/AWalkingOrdeal - 17 hours
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|Lewis Hamilton if he grew up in the Bronx


|u/SpaceTamarin - 16 hours
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|Putting the Childish in the Gambino


|u/Genesis13 - 15 hours
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|You are rocking that outfit 👌


|u/IcySetting2024 - 15 hours
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|I like that the performer didn’t seem to mind and everyone had a good
|time :)


|u/ccrozzz - 13 hours
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|Yeah, until adults start making fun of them or over-hyping them. I got
|the former and am scared to dance sober or drunk.


|u/dumbassyeastquestion - 9 hours
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|Love your videos. Glad to see you wearing dark pants this time around


|u/moonilein - 4 hours
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|I checked it out on AppleMusic. Really liked Fly and Stardust too! Good
|luck mate! Keep it up!


|u/PleasantlyPersuasive - 21 hours
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|The kid scratching his butt mid jump gets me every single time lmao. A
|multitasking legend. Also the song is so fire dude. I still have it on
|repeat after seeing this the other week


|u/sonicjesus - 21 hours
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|When I was their age I was listening to acid jazz and classic rock
|standards.  Kids totally get music, and it stays with them forever.


|u/Ashamed-Wrongdoer806 - 20 hours
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|Great music and style! The energy is infectious, and the audience is
|vibin


|u/SimpleKnowledge4840 - 20 hours
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|Loved the toddler dance party. OP, you're voice is as smooth as silk...


|u/Mudlark-000 - 20 hours
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|Took my daughter to a kids’ band concert for her third birthday. During
|the intermission the kids started dancing in a big circle, running
|faster and faster around and around. It got up to several dozen kids and
|was fascinating, like birds flying in formation.


|u/DolphinsDivaLove - 18 hours
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|I'll have them rather than drunk adults who pukes everywhere lol


|u/GeeKaba - 17 hours
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|Nice audience.


|u/Eyfordsucks - 17 hours
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|This is fantastic. I love the music and what a great vibe provided for
|those kids to enjoy.   This is very wholesome. Thank you for sharing!


|u/Diver_Ill - 17 hours
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|This may be the best thing I've seen all week! Wish I was there with my
|5 year old. She'd love it!


|u/ICrimI - 17 hours
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|Which number ‘Now CD’ will this be on?


|u/civex - 17 hours
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|[It's truer than you
|think](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw).


|u/BaxxyNut - 12 hours
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|Absolute *style*. Love it


|u/Conspiratorymadness - 11 hours
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|You look like you time traveled to the future from 1979. You didn't
|accidentally get lost in the time stream did you? I'm positive you would
|have been famous if that didn't happen.


|u/Zoe270101 - 11 hours
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|Slick moves!


|u/Anxious-Beyond-9586 - 11 hours
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|Yo how much of this is post edited? That's sounds waaaaaaaaaay too good
|to be captured on a camera. Sick jam tho. 


|u/crustaceancake - 10 hours
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|Kids have good taste. I like your sound.


|u/jazdk4 - 10 hours
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|Is this the same guy that pooped his pants at the old folks home?


|u/Gurgoth - 8 hours
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|I think you are confused. It's the adults that act like toddlers when
|drunk. Wording it the way the title does implies an issue with the
|toddler and not the adult.


|u/Architeryx - 7 hours
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|Damn you’re really talented dude. Gonna give your discography a listen!


|u/Howard_Jones - 4 hours
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|Or... does alcohol just make adults regress to a child like state?


|u/buddyreacher - 2 hours
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|That's blessing being toddler.


|u/AshKetchup69xx - 20 hours
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|Cool vibe man just followed you on spotify, keep it up!


|u/fat_charizard - 13 hours
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|Notice how they keep cutting between the performer and the crowd. You
|don't see much of the dancing kids and the performer in a single shot.
|It is probably a cut together by the performer to promote themselves.
|Not very well done


|u/manfromfuture - 19 hours
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|President elect Trump is gonna put a stop to this nonsense.


  |u/yuyufan43 - 15 hours
  |
  |What nonsense? Children having fun? Jfc


    |u/manfromfuture - 14 hours
    |
    |Those children are clearly woke. You can see it in their demonic
    |gyrations. Someone should take away any federal funding from that
    |park and turn it into a casino.