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|u/johncoktosin - 22 hours
|
|The joke: Müller was arrested after repeating a political joke about a
|wounded soldier on his deathbed, who asked to see the people for whom he
|was laying down his life. The nurse laid a portrait of Hitler on his one
|side, and a portrait of Göring on the other. Then, he gasped: “Now I can
|die like Jesus Christ.”
|u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 - 20 hours
|
|That's actually a pretty good bit
|u/OnkelMickwald - 17 hours
|
|Which in Germany means a guaranteed death sentence.
|u/Kettle_Whistle_ - 8 hours
|
|When everyone thinks of comedy, we universally think, “Yeah.
|Germans: can’t be serious one damned moment, even in a world war.”
|Pick your spots!
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 19 hours
|
|Imagine getting hanged for a bad joke
|u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 - 19 hours
|
|Imagine being *hung* enough to make that dad joke anyway. In front
|of *Nazis* no less.
|u/Kettle_Whistle_ - 8 hours
|
|Being so *hung*, yet…in a show of Holy Chad-ness…vowing never to
|use that…*hung*-ness.
|u/MistbornInterrobang - 17 hours
|
|Imagine defending Nazis of the Third Reich and Hitler's SDE at
|being compared to a common thief from Christian theology and
|responding by having a Catholic priest murdered.
|u/Necessary-Reading605 - 17 hours
|
|Yup.
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 16 hours
|
|Cant imagine that, who would do such thing?
|u/redditmodsblowpole - 17 hours
|
|they’re talking about literal nazis from world war 2 bro
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 16 hours
|
|Really? The real ones from the Indiana Jones movie? The ones
|you play every second round in battlefield? The alive kind
|of cod nazi zombies? Bruhhhhh
|u/ASavageWarlock - 9 hours
|
|No, the kind that those are mockeries of. The kind that
|tortured and killed millions of Jews, Christian’s, blacks,
|and gays. (Mostly Jews tho) Do you think the nazis
|aren’t real?
|u/Cbfalbo - 17 hours
|
|Do you guys know how to speak outside of dog whistles?
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 17 hours
|
|Dont know what the dogwhistle is supposed to be in here.
|Right wing comedians trying to be funny, bomb, playing
|Victim. That was a good joke by a good man, Dont know why
|bad jokes should be hailed.
|u/solagrowa - 15 hours
|
|Nobody knows what you are talking about. Lol
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 13 hours
|
|Yeah. Me neither anymore. Too much lost. Ill take the l
|u/ASavageWarlock - 9 hours
|
|I’m sure a German priest telling a dad joke was a right
|wing comedian, and by bombed you mean he was literally
|murdered? Are you pro nazi or anti Christian? I can’t
|tell
|u/ASavageWarlock - 9 hours
|
|So you’re denying that the man was executed by the nazis for
|telling the joke that got him executed by the nazis Bot,
|return for reprogramming, you’ve got several bugs and a syntax
|error
|u/GopnikOli - 4 hours
|
|Why do people always resort to calling people bots I
|genuinely don’t understand it, I’m pretty sure it was an
|example of poor understanding of English given the person
|you’ve been responding to is German.
|u/ASavageWarlock - 4 hours
|
|For starters, it can mean someone with npc energy. In this
|sense it’s an insult more than a realism For seconds,
|when either a fresh very low karma no flair no post
|account exists or someone is clearly not interfacing with
|other users coherently more often than not it’s a bot. In
|this sense it’s a realism not an insult. And considering
|the dead internet we live in now, bots are all too common.
|u/Waste_Crab_3926 - 17 hours
|
|He was beheaded.
|u/tistimenotmyrealname - 16 hours
|
|And they send the fucking bill for it to his family.
|u/Pristine_Speech4719 - 14 hours
|
|You should read The Joke, by Milan Kundera, or the movie (which I
|didn't realise existed until
|now): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joke_(film)
|u/StandUpForYourWights - 21 hours
|
|Roland Freisler really was a complete piece of shit.
|u/helican - 21 hours
|
|Yes and he sadly couldn't even be tried for all his crimes.
|u/StandUpForYourWights - 21 hours
|
|Mind you it’s fitting that a bomb dropped on his head
|u/helican - 21 hours
|
|Yeah, it's a silver lining. But it would have truly been fitting
|for him to end up at Nürnberg with the others.
|u/StandUpForYourWights - 20 hours
|
|I damn him for his judicial murder of Hans and Sophie Scholl
|u/MistbornInterrobang - 17 hours
|
|Two of the absolute bravest kids in all of history. I wish
|more people knew of them
|u/GarysCrispLettuce - 20 hours
|
|I must have missed that episode of Peep Show
|u/dazed_and_bamboozled - 15 hours
|
|r/unexpectedpeepshow
|u/looktowindward - 17 hours
|
|A bomb was dropped on his head from a raid led by a Jewish
|American Air Force Colonel, Robert Rosenthal
|u/kunymonster4 - 19 hours
|
|A bomb dropped by a bomber wing led by a Jewish guy too.
|u/StandUpForYourWights - 16 hours
|
|There is a Yahweh!
|u/benjam3n - 11 hours
|
|Fucker almost survived the war too. Almost hahaha
|u/TheGreatCornolio682 - 4 hours
|
|And its fitting that even the Nazis disowned him. No official
|showed to his own burial, and even his wife's family refused to
|have his name added to the grave marker. If it werent for the
|war, Freisler would have been purged sooner or later. Hitler
|never forgot that when he was a WW1 POW in Russia he
|collaborated with the Bolcheviks, and his raving performance was
|a PR disgrace even for the Nazis.
|u/FocalorLucifuge - 20 hours
|
|My only regret is that he died instantly when that stonework fell on
|his Nazi head. I'd much rather have seen him hanged after a trial
|and conviction at Nuremberg.
|u/GodzillaDrinks - 19 hours
|
|In fairness the only ranking Nazis who got the deaths they really
|deserved were Oskar Dirlewanger (beaten to death in prison by
|Polish Partisans) and Reinhard Heydrich. Heydrich was the target
|of an ~~failed~~ assassination by ~~Hungarian~~ Czech Partisans.
|Their gun jammed, but Heydrich insisted on staying and attacking
|them, this allowed them to lob a bomb at his car. The horsehair
|stitching in his seat got into his wounds. He did after a week in
|horrible agony when his wounds became septic).
|u/LSDTigers - 15 hours
|
|A bunch of Nazi war criminals and collaborators wound up getting
|theirs trying to flee Yugoslavia, where they'd been inflicting
|unimaginable horrors on the populace - look up "Serb cutters" if
|you feel like ruining your day. They fled west to surrender to
|the British because they figured they'd have a higher chance of
|survival and escaping justice. The British told them that
|their surrender was accepted, and that they needed to board
|these trains to go west to British and American POW camps. After
|the doors were locked the British then sent the trains east to
|be met by the Yugoslavian partisans that had been hunted and
|slaughtered for years by these nazis, Ustaše members and other
|collaborators. The partisans ended up executing so many in
|abandoned mine shafts that they ran out of bullets and started
|using mining equipment, then just throwing groups of nazis into
|mine shafts and dropping grenades on top of them. They then
|sealed the mines with concrete, and a fair number were still
|alive afterwards judging from the positioning of bodies found by
|later excavations.
|u/GodzillaDrinks - 15 hours
|
|THAT! Another commenter asked what I would do with the Nazis
|that needed to be executed. And the only note I have on top of
|"buried alive in a disused mine shaft" is making them work a
|12+ hour shift at an Applebees first.
|u/x31b - 11 hours
|
|Something something Geneva Convention.
|u/ahdareuu - 6 hours
|
|That’s AWESOME.
|u/RollinThundaga - 17 hours
|
|>the only ranking nazis who got the death they deserved were....
|The hangman at Nuremburg for the highest ranking Nazis was a GI
|who had helped with a hanging once back in Texas and
|exaggerated his experience to get the gig. In a proper
|hanging, the drop causes the neck to be snapped by the rope,
|resulting in instant death. There was even a set of tables made
|by a judge who frequently ordered hangings, which described the
|appropriate weights of rope and length of drop to be used in
|relation to the weight of the convict to ensure this. The
|hangman at Nuremburg apparently hadn't done his reading, because
|he botched every hanging. The convicted were hanged back-to-
|back, so the next man, sitting nearby, could hear the
|stangulation of the man before him. ...IMO, and this is a
|subject very affected by opinion, the closeness, horror, and
|surety thereof as regarded their demise was an even crueler fate
|than the confusion and panic of their victims at the camps. I'd
|call that an appropriate death.
|u/DefenestrationPraha - 17 hours
|
|Joseph Malta's inexperience stands in contrast with Albert
|Pierrepoint, who hanged war criminals sentenced by British
|courts. Pierrepoint, one of the most prolific hangmen of the
|20th century, was very professional and his "clients" had
|usually instant, clean death.
|u/Greene_Mr - 15 hours
|
|One of them was Amon Goeth, who had to be hanged *three
|separate times* to ensure his death.
|u/C-ZP0 - 9 hours
|
|Ralph Fiennes Did an amazing job portraying him in
|Schindler’s List.
|u/Throw-away-rando - 12 hours
|
|Leading to one of the most amazing band names: Spandau ballet.
|The name, of course, referring to the movement of the feet of
|the hanged nazis.
|u/FocalorLucifuge - 12 hours
|
|Wow. TIL. Vies with Joy Division for being a IYKYK cool
|band name.
|u/Throw-away-rando - 12 hours
|
|True
|u/GodzillaDrinks - 17 hours
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|Oh, I'm aware. But its still quite pleasant compared to what
|they deserved.
|u/RollinThundaga - 16 hours
|
|I can't think of a worse death besides some sort of slow
|drowning... How would you have killed them?
|u/GodzillaDrinks - 16 hours
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|I'd make them work a 12 hour shift at Applebees. Then,
|light them on fire.
|u/releasethedogs - 14 hours
|
|Singapore had a similar table for hangings. I found it once
|when I was suicidal. I was all ready to go and nearly used it
|but then something happened at the last minute that made me
|reconsider.
|u/DefenestrationPraha - 17 hours
|
|"Heydrich was the target of an ~~failed~~ assassination by
|~~Hungarian Partisans~~." Czech soldiers trained in the UK and
|parachuted into occupied Czechia by special flights.
|u/dolphone - 16 hours
|
|Operation Anthropoid!
|u/Eddiethegoldenmaiden - 20 hours
|
|Meh, they were all sociopath, sociopath dont feel things like
|humiliations by trials or pain of hanging, they dont have feelings
|or emotions like that of a human. Theyre no different than the
|criminals of today
|u/FocalorLucifuge - 20 hours
|
|Sociopaths have blunted versions of the normal human feelings
|and responses. They do feel fear though. Not as often or as
|deeply as neurotypicals. But when it's hopeless and they know
|they're about to be extinguished, they will feel something and
|it would've been well-earned.
|u/Dockhead - 20 hours
|
|Contrasting “sociopath” and “neurotypical” seems dubious to me
|as sociopath is no longer a medically recognized category—now
|the “psychopath spectrum” has eclipsed sociopathy. I still
|think sociopath is a useful term, but etymologically all it
|really refers to is pathological behavior arising from
|socialization and life experience rather than innate brain
|structure. That’s kind of vague, as social pathology can have
|all sorts of different sources and manifestations. I *do*
|think a lot of the Nazis were sociopaths rather than
|psychopaths, especially the early ones that had served in WWI.
|Through insane, unimaginable trauma and indoctrination they
|were turned into monsters. I don’t indulge fantasies of
|torturing them or anything, though. I tend to think they
|should simply be thoroughly shot
|u/FocalorLucifuge - 19 hours
|
|I appreciate the nuance, but frankly, I don't want to get
|into a debate on this tangential topic. Neither sociopathy
|nor psychopathy are "medically recognised". It's all just
|ASPD. In any case, this is about wishing for a worse fate
|to have befallen a truly scummy human being.
|u/Amaskingrey - 16 hours
|
|Inability to feel pain is a conditiok called analgesia, and
|doesnt have anything to do with the psychopathy spectrum
|u/MistbornInterrobang - 17 hours
|
|It's really infuriating that he was killed instantly by the masonry
|that collapsed and crushed him. If anyone ever deserved to have
|their body partially crushed and to die from slowly, painfully
|bleeding out, it's Roland Freisler.
|u/Sunberries84 - 20 hours
|
|A little unfair to St. Dismas, but still *very* funny.
|u/No-Age-1044 - 20 hours
|
| Makes you wonder which was the good one.
|u/Predator_Hicks - 19 hours
|
|The other Göring, Albert Göring, who used the influence of his
|brother to hide Jews
|u/Im_the_Moon44 - 13 hours
|
|That’s kind of like what a relative of mine did. Her brother-in-
|law was Reichenau, so no one suspected her of being a part of
|the resistance smuggling Jews out of Germany. And she used that
|and the family’s historical ties to the Swedish Church to save
|hundreds of people.
|u/No-Age-1044 - 12 hours
|
|I know. I mean which one was the “good one” of both criminals,
|aka Sant Dimas.
|u/n1gr3d0 - 21 hours
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|I don't get it.
|u/MrZebrowskisPenis - 21 hours
|
|Jesus was crucified between two thieves.
|u/GnomeNot - 18 hours
|
|One of which mocked him and the other asked him to remember him
|when he entered his father’s kingdom.
|u/sourkroutamen - 14 hours
|
|To which Jesus replied, "I'll see you later today."
|(approximately)
|u/CryptidGrimnoir - 10 hours
|
|Luke 23:43 **Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you
|will be with me in paradise.”**
|u/Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin - 9 hours
|
|According to Luke, yes. But according to Matthew and Mark, both
|mocked him.
|u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 - 21 hours
|
|Jesus was crucified between two convicted criminals
|u/johncoktosin - 21 hours
|
|Christian tradition holds that Jesus was crucified between two
|criminals.
|u/A_random_redditor21 - 14 hours
|
|Thought that it was about him dying for their sins, like Jesus.
|u/potatobutt5 - 1 hour
|
|Same. I think the joke can be interpreted both ways.
|u/frostape - 21 hours
|
|(not everyone is Christian)
|u/Humans_will_be_gone - 20 hours
|
|What does that have to do with anything?
|u/frostape - 20 hours
|
|Comment has been edited. It originally implied the "I don't
|get it" comment was trolling, so I was simply saying that not
|everyone is Christian and not knowing all the traditions
|doesn't equate to trolling.
|u/nameyname12345 - 20 hours
|
|Not even the budists?/s
|u/blubblu - 20 hours
|
|Back when this joke was relevant however most people would have
|understood. Who cares if everyone isn’t Christian. “I am a
|very smort redditor” comment right here
|u/nuclearswan - 21 hours
|
|Something to do with stretching out his arms towards the pictures?
|u/nameyname12345 - 20 hours
|
|Seems like the kind of thing that should be immortalized on say his
|executioners tombstone right over the name.
|u/CarobSignal - 9 hours
|
|I assumed it would be stupid, but that's actually a fantastic joke.
|Surprising coming from a German and a Priest, two groups known for
|their humor.
|u/The-Lord-Moccasin - 3 hours
|
|Praise be to this mad-lad priest, and may the bitchy little
|manchildren Hitler and Göring burn forever.
|u/PhiStudios_ - 12 hours
|
|Oh lol, i get it now.
|u/rollotar300 - 18 hours
|
|I don't know if you'll downvote me and I know you guys'll say yes it
|is because it's a joke about Hitler and everything but speaking
|honestly I didn't find it funny and definitely not worth dying for.
|u/9yr0ld - 14 hours
|
|I mean no joke is ever worth dying for, but jokes live in the times
|they are born. A large part of humor comes from the offensiveness in
|it. So, today, a joke about Hitler is not offensive in the
|slightest. But a joke about Hitler in Nazi Germany would be VERY
|offensive. That is to say, you really can’t comment on how hard the
|joke hits because it wasn’t made for you. Saying you don’t find it
|funny is as useful as saying you don’t speak German.
|u/MoistHope9454 - 20 hours
|
|ha ha 🤷🏼♀️ universe got limmits 🙄
|u/OvationBreadwinner - 21 hours
|
|This shit was happening before Freisler. My mother’s uncle was a
|village priest in Thüringen. The government cancelled a Catholic
|festival there in the late 30s. A few weeks later he was asked to
|arrange lodging for the children of some Party officials who were
|looking for a country-experience (show them where their food came from—
|hang with some salt-of-the-earth Germans kind of thing). He told the
|officials he couldn’t guarantee their safety since a lot of villagers
|were still sore over the cancellation of their festival. He was packed
|off to house arrest in Fulda, where he died of Tuberculosis. According
|to my grandfather you couldn’t see the walls of the church cemetery
|because of all the brownshirts (they prevented anyone but close family
|from attending the funeral). That said, the rank-and-file of the Church
|were much more effective in resisting Naziism (what little resistance
|there was) than the leadership.
|u/Galac_to_sidase - 18 hours
|
|> That said, the rank-and-file of the Church were much more effective
|in resisting Naziism (what little resistance there was) than the
|leadership. That is sad, because the leadership was powerful enough
|[to resist Naziism and get away with
|it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clemens_August_Graf_von_Galen).
|u/OvationBreadwinner - 14 hours
|
|Yep.
|u/XAlphaWarriorX - 14 hours
|
|[Not everyone, sadly.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Roma
|n_Catholic_priests_executed_by_Nazi_Germany)
|u/TwoCreamOneSweetener - 12 hours
|
|It’s so bizarre. This Bishop was entirely primed, predisposed to
|National Socialism. Conservative, reactionary, and held to very
|similar values that many Nazis would have. And yet had a burning
|hatred for it.
|u/Ameisen - 11 hours
|
|Fascism, and variants like National Socialism, are revolutionary
|ideologies that fundamentally reject religion. They only worked
|*with* it when they *had* to, such as in Italy. The Church is
|incompatible with fascist ideals, and acts as a competitor to the
|state.
|u/Calvinball05 - 10 hours
|
|Well they also worked together quite fabulously in Spain. Nazi
|Germany and the Catholic Church provided Franco a lot of support
|in overthrowing the democratically elected communist government
|there.
|u/Ameisen - 10 hours
|
|That's because Franco wasn't a fascist, he was just a
|reactionary/traditionalist totalitarian and monarchist. He was
|the opposite of a revolutionary. Falange did have a fascist
|wing, but they weren't fond of Franco. The Church welcomed
|Franco as he was a huge supporter of the Church, and he
|opposed socialists. The Nazis supported Franco because he was
|right-wing and opposed socialists.
|u/TwoCreamOneSweetener - 11 hours
|
|Well I suppose Jesus lead an example that the state didn’t
|particularly like.
|u/Ameisen - 11 hours
|
|All organized religion is opposed by fascism. Fascism espouses
|complete loyalty to the state and a unified people. Religion
|is competition.
|u/TwoCreamOneSweetener - 11 hours
|
|Intriguing. Would you mind expanding on this or referencing
|something I can read?
|u/Drafo7 - 14 hours
|
|>the rank-and-file of the Church were much more effective in resisting
|Nazism Yup. One of the most famous anti-Nazi poems was written by a
|Catholic priest: First They Came for the Socialists.
|u/Virtual-Ambition-414 - 2 hours
|
|Actually it was written by a Lutheran pastor. Looking at the
|different reactions of the Catholic church and the protestant
|organisations to the rise of the Nazis is actually quite
|interesting. If people are interested, the Wikipedia article on
|[Kirchenkampf](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirchenkampf) is a
|decent starting point.
|u/OvationBreadwinner - 14 hours
|
|I always found it interesting that a grand total of one Nazi leader
|was excommunicated after Hitler’s seizure of power (to be clear— he
|was elected but essentially foreclosed the ability to remove himself
|after the Reichstag fire). Goebbels, by his own account for
|marrying outside the Church. Priorities, right? Marry a non-
|Catholic and you’re an apostate. Commit genocide…
|u/Drafo7 - 14 hours
|
|Yeah. Pius XII saved thousands of Jews and discretely provided
|info to the Allies but on the public front he really wasn't
|outspoken enough against the Nazis. He seemed more worried about
|communism than fascism, and while both were valid concerns at the
|time, I can't help but feel he was prioritizing Catholic lives
|over Jewish lives, and could have done much more to stop the Nazis
|if he really tried. It was like he really didn't want them to win,
|but also wanted to cover his ass in case they did, which imo is a
|coward's move.
|u/OvationBreadwinner - 13 hours
|
|The behavior of the church in Spain was disgraceful. A measure
|of what they were really all about back then— Pius knew he would
|never overcome Hitler’s lack of trust/need for it, but was
|perfectly willing to accommodate Franco for a seat at the table.
|u/x31b - 10 hours
|
|Read up on what Franco’s opponents, the Communists, did to
|priests and nuns and it makes sense.
|u/OvationBreadwinner - 5 hours
|
|Payback was a b*tch though, wasn’t it? I’m no communist
|sympathizer, but outlawing divorce, strictly regulating
|family planning, abducting children from unwed or otherwise
|those deemed unfit parents, and winding the clock back was
|what the Catholic Church was OK with under Franco. Nowadays
|after Vatican II and Francis the church presents itself as a
|benevolent organization looking out for the poor and
|downtrodden. But we have no right to forget the way it
|behaves when handed real, temporal power. I’ll take my
|Godless American Constitution, thank you very much, and as
|long as Mr. Jefferson’s wall remains standing one can have
|as much church as one likes. Just don’t bother me with it!
|😉
|u/Yamasushifan - 12 hours
|
|That was because Franco was not like the Nazis, who used
|religion when practical, but was a practicing catholic who had
|got rid of a regime which the Church in Spain had loathed and
|under which It had suffered under. In Spain the Church
|remained a very important force in society, and when the
|monarchy fell in 1931, It was associated with conservative and
|monarchical positions, which garnered It several enemies. It
|didn't help that as soon as the Republic was established It
|separated the Church from the state definitely and made
|religious education optional, to which the Spanish clergy
|obviously objected. Add a few riots here and there because of
|ideology, and you get the anti-clerical violence of 1931. In
|the end, the Church supported who was likely not to set fire
|to their property, and Who was also very likely to roll back
|most republican policies on religion.
|u/Ameisen - 11 hours
|
|That's because Franco wasn't a fascist, just just a
|reactionary totalitarian. *Falange* did have a fascist wing
|but Franco often butted heads with them. He was more similar
|to Horthy. Mussoloni hated the Church but wasn't in a
|position to destroy it - he had to work with it.
|u/Yamasushifan - 10 hours
|
|I am very aware; Franco falls under his own ideological
|umbrella because he was not preaching a cohesive ideology
|as he did not really have one you can fit into any
|established line. You can only fit him as an ultra-
|conservative catholic authoritarian. The Horthy
|comparison kind of fits; save for the religious thing. I
|am not knowledgeable enough to say how things were in
|Hungary in those terms.
|u/MoistHope9454 - 20 hours
|
|difference??
|u/LNhart - 20 hours
|
|My great-grandfather was a law professor who defended his priest (and my
|grandmother's religion teacher in school) in court from the Nazis in the
|last year of the war. Not entirely surprisingly, the priest and my
|great-grandfather did not prevail in court and the priest was executed.
|His crime: Listening to the BBC.
|u/lobroblaw - 18 hours
|
|Tough crowd
|u/AnInsultToFire - 13 hours
|
|You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I
|don't care for him.
|u/cocoagiant - 17 hours
|
|> After his death, Freisler would send Müller's family a bill for his
|execution. Man, these Nazis seem like they were really bad news.
|u/x31b - 10 hours
|
|The Soviets did that as well. They would send a bill for the bullet to
|the family.
|u/DoNotPetTheSnake - 10 hours
|
|Coming to America
|u/harperofthefreenorth - 4 hours
|
|They sound like real jerks.
|u/The-Lord-Moccasin - 3 hours
|
|They did something similar to the author of *All Quiet on the Western
|Front*. He'd fled the country so the Nazis arrested his sister, and
|literally told her "Your brother is beyond our reach, but you are
|not". Then they cut her head off and sent the bill of imprisonment and
|execution to her brother. For all the trouble they caused, in the end
|Nazis were just a bunch of immature edgelord filth.
|u/Canalloni - 20 hours
|
|"Nazi Germany perverted every democratic institution that was supposed
|to uphold the rule of law and ensure the people of Europe’s most
|powerful nation were governed fairly. And in relation to the law, Roland
|Freisler played a huge part in this warped ideology." Judge Aileen
|Cannon, part of the fascist appointments.
|u/Bman1465 - 13 hours
|
|Reminds me of the guy (I think a high-ranking military guy) in Nazi
|Germany who, after being asked to get rid of a fly during a meeting by
|Hitler, promptly responded it should instead be the chief of the
|Luftwaffe's responsibility to deal with it since it was "an airborne
|pest" Hitler responded by staring at him in silence, firing him on the
|spot and sending him to the Eastern Front to die.
|u/Late_Argument_470 - 4 hours
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|Yes. It didnt go do down exactly like that, but it happened.
|u/OperationSuch5054 - 14 hours
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|Bet they were fuhrerious with him.
|u/Blutarg - 20 hours
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|The more I learn about Hitler, the less I care for him.
|u/Bheegabhoot - 18 hours
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|He did kill Hitler.
|u/TheOtherJohnson - 20 hours
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|Taking the controversial stands the rest of us are too afraid to. I
|like it.
|u/spaceporter - 17 hours
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|I think the worst part was his hypocrisy.
|u/OrangeDit - 17 hours
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|Oh, how low has Cosby sunken. He seems like a real dick.
|u/gwaydms - 16 hours
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|I'm starting to think he wasn't a very nice guy.
|u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus - 13 hours
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|Thank you for having the courage for saying what everyone's been
|saying.
|u/whostypingthis - 21 hours
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|Yup. Facists have the smallest dicks and no sense of humor.
|u/nameyname12345 - 20 hours
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|Oh thank god im safe. I got a sense of humor!
|u/apersonwithdreams - 17 hours
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|I’m also safe. Btw are you making some sort of joke with your
|comment? I don’t get it.
|u/nameyname12345 - 16 hours
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|Well if it takes both those things to make me a fascist... My best
|defense being my sense of humor... Bad joke my bad lol.
|u/apersonwithdreams - 16 hours
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|Lmao no I’m saying “I’m safe + but I don’t have a sense of humor
|= big dong”
|u/nameyname12345 - 16 hours
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|Ah damn I thought whooshed someone when I'm the whooshee!
|u/bstabens - 16 hours
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|He's making a joke on a logical fallacy. If fascists have small
|dicks and no sense of humour, having both a small dick and no
|sense of humor would make you a fascist. Now with him saying he's
|being safe because he has a sense of humor means that from two
|requirements to be a fascist he has fulfilled only one...
|u/apersonwithdreams - 16 hours
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|Right. And I’m saying I’m safe, but my inability to understand
|the joke you just explained means that I have no sense of humor,
|yet I’m still safe so …
|u/bstabens - 16 hours
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|You know why women are bad at parking? Because men keep
|telling them \*this\* is a foot long.
|u/apersonwithdreams - 16 hours
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|I can’t tell if you explaining that joke to me was because
|you actually didn’t get my joke or if you were taking the
|joke further by pretending not to get my joke.
|u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus - 13 hours
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|Goddamn facists, discriminating against people based on their faces.
|u/sword_of_darkness - 12 hours
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|This means if you have no dick you can't be a fascist! Maybe bottom
|surgery is a cure to fascism (snip snip)
|u/wojtekpolska - 13 hours
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|My great grandfather was put in jail without charges for laughing at a
|joke about Stalin, he only got out because the warden took pity on him,
|and he apparently remembered his name for the rest of his life
|u/negative_xer0 - 15 hours
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|That joke made him **_Fuhrer-ous._** _...I'll see myself out._
|u/Wish_I_WasInRome - 17 hours
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|Catholics weren't trusted in Nazi Germany. They vehemently disapproved
|of the regime and even German soldiers knew to keep their faith a secret
|otherwise they might be interrogated by the SS.
|u/ldawg213 - 16 hours
|
|So vehemently disapproved that they collaborated with the nazis to
|pass the enabling act, Ludwig Kaas, for example. Edit: also, the
|Reichskonkordat Edit 2: Lol @ people down voting this. I wasn't
|challenging the fact that Catholic lay people weren't opposed to the
|Nazis, although there were many Catholic Nazis. I was challenging the
|word "vehemently" in the comment. There wasnt much "vehement" about
|the Catholic Churches/Holy See's opposition to Nazism and Hitler (tho
|Hitler was born and raised a Catholic). And that the Catholic Church
|heiarchy in Germany indeed cooperated with the Nazis, if not for any
|other reason than survival or other self-interests, like many did
|under those circumstances. Again, the word vehement is the problem..
|Edit 3: Franz Von Papen, Hitlers vice - chancellor, played a very
|large role in Hitlers rise to power.
|u/ldawg213 - 14 hours
|
|Lol @ people down voting this. I wasn't challenging the fact that
|Catholic lay people weren't opposed to the Nazis. I was challenging
|the word "vehemently" in the comment. There wasnt much "vehement"
|about the Catholic Churches/Holy See's opposition to Nazism and
|Hitler (tho Hitler was born and raised a Catholic). And that the
|Catholic Church heiarchy in Germany indeed cooperated with the
|Nazis, if not for any other reason than survival or other self-
|interests, like many did under those circumstances. Again, the word
|vehement is the problem..
|u/GarysCrispLettuce - 20 hours
|
|80 years later, Trump is threatening to yank the broadcasting licenses
|of media outlets that were mean to him.
|u/GuelphEastEndGhetto - 19 hours
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|This reminds me of a YouTube video I once saw that talked about 80
|year cycles in human history.
|u/KetogenicKraig - 14 hours
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|Please tell me that the youtuber didn’t try to pass the idea off as
|their own. Because that comes from the book The Fourth Turning by
|Bill Strauss. Which is an amazing book and one that I think about
|several times per week
|u/GuelphEastEndGhetto - 13 hours
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|Yes, the Fourth Turning rings a bell.
|u/TheRollingPeepstones - 16 hours
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|That is, media outlets who told the truth about him and/or tried to
|counter the lies vomited up by his propaganda machine. Every Nazi
|wants to penalize people who speak the truth about them, always. No
|exceptions.
|u/Fullmz2143 - 18 hours
|
|A priest, a rabbi and a Nazi walk into a beer hall...
|u/Turbulent-Parsnip512 - 17 hours
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|He must have been "an enemy within"
|u/hje1967 - 13 hours
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|Priest: Fuhrer's dog's got no nose Congregation: How does he smell?
|Priest: Awful!
|u/Ok_Two_8589 - 20 hours
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|I am glad that nazis no longer rules
|u/seXJ69 - 20 hours
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|/s
|u/lardoni - 19 hours
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|Maybe having only one ball, makes you have no sense of humour!
|u/TaintFraidOfNoGhost - 20 hours
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|How long until we can’t tell Trump jokes?
|u/seXJ69 - 20 hours
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|1-2 years.
|u/the_Tide_Rolleth - 16 hours
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|More like months.
|u/MoistHope9454 - 20 hours
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|😊
|u/SmellyBallSack95 - 15 hours
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|Get fucked
|u/goddamnitmf - 20 hours
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|Oh sure when someone else makes a joke it's forbidden but when he does
|it kills
|u/AdministrativeBank86 - 10 hours
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|Don't give Trump any ideas, his brain-dead cult is already calling for
|imprisonment and worse for anyone who criticizes Stinky. Real Quote:
|"They are a danger to democracy"
|u/Stevey1001 - 10 hours
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|He did Nazi that coming
|u/RacerM53 - 7 hours
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|"Fuhrer? I barely know her!"
|u/Dannysmartful - 6 hours
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|It was a killer joke.
|u/BrokenDroid - 19 hours
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|"Those aren't buoys!"
|u/pickledeggmanwalrus - 18 hours
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|Catholic priests were the original stand up comedians?
|u/LondonDude123 - 20 hours
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|Wasnt there someone *just the other day* who was arrested in Germany for
|*literally* saying "\[Politician\] is crap" or something like that...
|u/Predator_Hicks - 19 hours
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|That was the headline, yes, but apart from insulting a public servant
|(which isn’t that serious), he’s supposedly also guilty of
|Volksverhetzung (inciting racial hatred), which is much more serious
|u/Great_Guidance_8448 - 17 hours
|
|Nope. You just lied. They made it anti-Semitic to deny Israel's
|right to exist, not to criticize its government.
|u/ThatThereMan - 15 hours
|
|“The IHRA Working Definition has been adopted or endorsed by 43
|countries, including Germany, and supported by some international
|bodies. However, it has been widely criticized for conflating
|criticism of the Israeli government with antisemitism.” Deutsche
|Welle
|u/Great_Guidance_8448 - 15 hours
|
|From the article that you didn't bother to provide a link for...
|""The Bundestag reaffirms its decision to ensure that no
|organizations or projects that spread antisemitism, question
|Israel's right to exist, call for a boycott of Israel or
|actively support the Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS)
|movement receive financial support.""
|u/thx1138a - 17 hours
|
|“What’s the deal with Aryan fools?”
|u/SaberToothForever - 16 hours
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|They had no humor :/
|u/spletharg - 14 hours
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|Shhhhh, you're giving them ideas.
|u/No-Alternative-2881 - 13 hours
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|“Ok, so me, a Jew, and Hitler walk into a bar”
|u/StrategicTension - 11 hours
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|Harsh, but fair
|u/CarobSignal - 9 hours
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|The more I hear about these Nazi folk, the less I like them.
|u/Snarky_McSnarkleton - 9 hours
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|Coming soon to U-Know-Where.
|u/A_Mirabeau_702 - 20 hours
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|By guillotine? The tool of the Allied proletariat?
|u/shama_lama_twinkie - 18 hours
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|Or so the Germans would have us believe...
|u/comradequiche - 20 hours
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|Wait till you hear about what Stalin and Mao did
|u/Gmoneydelight - 20 hours
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|That will learn em
|u/Firm_Organization382 - 15 hours
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|When Hitler fucks you moan. I do moan General His penis is tiny. I
|hope Jews laugh at this I did.
|u/ComprehensivePin6097 - 18 hours
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|Now I understand why the Christians have a hard on for Trump.
|u/raytracer38 - 19 hours
|
|Phew, it's a good thing catholic priests haven't done anything wrong
|since then!
|