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|u/Burgoonius - 23 hours
|
|I found it kind of scary how long these models can hold a smile for
|u/Techman659 - 23 hours
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|She knows she’s making money with that picture right there.
|u/BigBlueTimeMachine - 18 hours
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|How so
|u/Weak_Sloth - 17 hours
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|Bobs.
|u/NuggetNasty - 17 hours
|
|Or Vagana which ever will it be?
|u/BindingOfZeph - 16 hours
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|Sit the fuck down T Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
|u/your_capn - 15 hours
|
|You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
|u/_meme_caster_ - 10 hours
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|But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
|u/norweiganwood11 - 8 hours
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|When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely
|fucking done
|u/Ami-chan49 - 7 hours
|
|'Cause we only just begun, I review you
|u/sirjimithy - 16 hours
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|Bobs and vageen
|u/Aggravating-Plate814 - 15 hours
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|Sho bob
|u/East-Astronaut-2587 - 15 hours
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|Her name is Sidney Thomas.
|u/Cute_Wolf_131 - 9 hours
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|Wait which one is Sidney and which one is Thomas?
|u/Some-Description711 - 14 hours
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|Sit the f down t series it's time to spill the real tea
|u/Dorkus_Blorkus - 10 hours
|
|r/suddenlybitchlasagne
|u/catshapedmachinegun - 15 hours
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|Sit the fuck down T-series, I'm here to spill the real tea.
|u/marsinfurs - 17 hours
|
|Social media promotions. Get a bunch of new followers and promote
|whatever crap is willing to pay you with a single post. EZ money.
|u/GeoLaser - 17 hours
|
|Also a safe for work patreon / OF that just has more safe photos
|on it and bikini pics.
|u/marsinfurs - 17 hours
|
|Yup just post some thirst traps to whoever’s willing to pay.
|Wish I could do it tbh.
|u/brandy1234 - 17 hours
|
|Not only is she paid the be there but she gets all the publicity
|now. Helps that the fight sucked ass
|u/cherry_monkey - 17 hours
|
|To be fair, that particular flight was pretty good. Shit
|decision, but good flight. Edit: Fight not flight
|u/Bro_from_abroad - 11 hours
|
|I find it quite impressive that you were able to misspell it
|as 'flight' twice and not even notice.
|u/cherry_monkey - 11 hours
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|Damn auto correct. I usually catch it. I have the same issue
|with don't auto correcting to didn't, but that one is easier
|to catch
|u/fingernailchewer - 7 hours
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|it was a fight or flight response
|u/BigBlueTimeMachine - 17 hours
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|Really? Who is she?
|u/BloodyRedBarbara - 19 hours
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|Yeah my main takeaways were "that was a waste of time" after watching
|the main event and "god those models faces must ache after keeping
|that exact same smile for so long"
|u/Roy4Pris - 14 hours
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|Fighters build fight muscles. Ring girls build smile muscles. It's
|just strength and practice.
|u/garry4321 - 15 hours
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|They just Botox freeze the muscles in that smile. She probably has
|to try really hard to close her mouth
|u/StankFish - 22 hours
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|It's a weird ass industry out there
|u/kuahara - 22 hours
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|and a weird boob industry.
|u/Thoughtulism - 21 hours
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|https://imgur.com/gallery/SaG3zfm
|u/Yung_Thug_Juice - 21 hours
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|Nice ass Tyson
|u/SneakyBadAss - 15 hours
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|That's America's ass!
|u/McKoijion - 19 hours
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|Is this a Venture Bros reference?
|u/firelogik - 11 hours
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|Nice ath Tyson*
|u/subs1221 - 13 hours
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|OnlyFanth
|u/YakMilkYoghurt - 12 hours
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|Neil DatAss Tyson
|u/squishypp - 21 hours
|
|Promos for the next Smile movie in the trilogy
|u/Heisenberg0606 - 21 hours
|
|Bro same. Serrano and her camp were going on about Taylor being dirty
|with the headbutts and whole time them girls standing there fake
|smiles and titties pointed at the camera without a single thought
|behind those eyes. The juxtaposition was hilarious
|u/Cicer - 20 hours
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|I think the thought was I’m glad I’m pretty so I don’t need to get
|my face bashed. Smiling intensifies.
|u/abstractraj - 19 hours
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|I actually thought the models looked very odd. Uncanny valley
|vibes
|u/StanleyQPrick - 18 hours
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|They put some kind of weird glitter on their cleavage. Made
|their skin look weird like latex or something
|u/Nilosyrtis - 18 hours
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|#FUCK YEA
|u/Bright_Ahmen - 16 hours
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|Made it looks like they both got motor boated by trump
|u/JumpInTheSun - 7 hours
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|I thought the tiddies looked like something the girls were
|wearing like they were a fake accessory.
|u/plmbob - 16 hours
|
|I turned to my wife and said I had become so desensitized to
|needlessly exposed flesh in these events that I was caught off
|guard by how mesmerizing and off-putting those shiny tits were.
|u/Irish_Tyrant - 10 hours
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|Not as mesmerizing as Mike Tyson's ass though amirite?
|u/plmbob - 9 hours
|
|True dat, it was so over-the-top gratuitous, Netflix really
|raised the bar for lowering the class of an event that is
|supposed to be coarse.
|u/Irish_Tyrant - 6 hours
|
|I wish Netflix had crashed and Id missed Jake Paul's
|ridiculous entrance rather than missing the first half of
|their fight. Between that and the actors in Netflix
|originals being the focus of every other crowd shot Im
|honestly kind of ashamed I even tuned in. Luckily, I
|didnt get off work till 10pm so I didnt sit through the
|whole thing. Such a shame though I missed the guy humping
|the other guy in the corner of the ring I saw the 2 second
|clip of at the end when they did a little clip montage of
|the night, of which they showed Tysons ass again too...
|u/923kjd - 14 hours
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|Not what you would have been saying if it was your buddy
|sitting next to you.
|u/plmbob - 12 hours
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|Nah, I am old enough that I only see children at that age.
|Don't get me wrong; they were lovely ladies, but that isn't
|what stirs the loins these days.
|u/Skiamakhos - 20 hours
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|Every so often, just when some viewers might have forgotten they
|were there, they'd give a little jump & make 'em bounce.
|u/InertPistachio - 19 hours
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|Bless her
|u/goldkarp - 15 hours
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|I mean that's exactly what they were paid to do. Smile and look
|pretty the whole time
|u/supercilveks - 19 hours
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|Exactly my thoughts, haven’t seen eyes so empty in a while. It
|was quite disturbing tbh
|u/Laurapalmer90 - 18 hours
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|There’s a Mariah Carey billboard on my commute to work and her
|eyes are so vacant it’s unsettling.
|u/ehxy - 14 hours
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|Yeah...this messed up headbutt mess and we got these two friggin
|idiots in the background smiling like morons I kinda wished Amanda
|knocked them out. Read the fucking room or pass whatever drugs they
|are on.
|u/Pseudotm - 19 hours
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|Dude it's super uncanny valley. The slow blinks and creepy smile
|really fucked with me they look like ai robots lol
|u/graveorgarden - 8 hours
|
|Yes! The shorter brown haired girl’s blinking was so slow I
|literally thought it was slow motion, until I realized everyone
|around her was moving and speaking at normal speed. I guess it was
|her very practiced “bedroom” eyes but it was so weird
|u/Arcane_Toast - 19 hours
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|Not really when you imagine how long the average redditor holds a
|frown.
|u/Write-or-Wrong_ - 18 hours
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|Omg YES! I came here to say this. All last night I’m thinking “damn
|they gotta smile for HELLA LONG”
|u/bravopapa99 - 21 hours
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|It's the fillers
|u/Long_Procedure_2629 - 20 hours
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|Or how orange they can get
|u/sir_bumble - 19 hours
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|It's the definition of "if you make that face for too long it'll stay
|that way"
|u/the_Bryan_dude - 20 hours
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|Ever been to a strip club?
|u/Tango-Turtle - 18 hours
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|Have you?
|u/PhDinWombology - 6 hours
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|Has anyone ever been to a strip club! Help!
|u/Loggerdon - 20 hours
|
|Those women standing there offended my wife for the female fight. It
|was a brutal affair (far better than the Tyson fight). She said those
|two models diminished the accomplishments of the female fighters and
|they should’ve had two good-looking young men instead.
|u/Gan-san - 20 hours
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|They know their audience. Probably more guys watching women fighting
|than women do.
|u/Stivo887 - 20 hours
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|Having men would’ve absolutely took way more attention away from
|their fight 😂
|u/National-Ad-1314 - 5 hours
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|Then have just nobody wtf
|u/Doubleoh_11 - 20 hours
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|Ladies is it gay to like boobies too?
|u/urbadatsex - 20 hours
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|It's weird that they have them at all.
|u/NowieTends - 15 hours
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|Yeah I was talking about this during the fight. I’m surprised ring
|girls and cheerleaders have survived as long as they have
|u/urbadatsex - 15 hours
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|It seems dated and corny, like the men who produce the events.
|u/NowieTends - 13 hours
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|I hadn’t watched boxing essentially since I was a kid. It was
|kinda like stepping into a time machine seeing the ring girls
|walk around out there lol
|u/Drag0nfly_Girl - 6 hours
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|It is weird. The fight should be enough.
|u/RudePCsb - 20 hours
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|Naw
|u/Loggerdon - 14 hours
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|At least the female fighters were elite fighters in a real fight.
|u/BartlettMagic - 20 hours
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|i don't think they "diminished" anything but i did opine out loud
|that it would make more sense for Serrano to come out with the
|Dallas Cowboys in skimpy outfits, rather than the Cowboys
|Cheerleaders. if she's into that, i mean.
|u/NEONSN3K - 18 hours
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|I don’t know if I’m just an outlier but I found the models were
|basically invisible to me since I was captivated by Serrano and her
|warrior heart for continuing to fight even with that bad eye wound.
|I think your wife was checking out those models because women often
|compare themselves to other women. Let the downvotes begin.
|u/Godsdiscipull - 15 hours
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|I diagnose you with gay.
|u/Unexpressionist - 20 hours
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|She sounds like a delight /s
|u/velvener - 19 hours
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|I'm offended at your wife being such a pansy ass.
|u/FuckBotsHaveRights - 20 hours
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|Mine just stared at them in bisexual delight Them honkas really
|badonked us allright
|u/marsinfurs - 17 hours
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|The target audience for this fight doesn’t give a shit about
|accomplishments that women have.
|u/No_Investment9639 - 17 hours
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|I mean do we even really need ring girls or ring boys? I think it's
|such a weird outdated thing.
|u/theoneandonly6558 - 15 hours
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|How would we know what round it is? Do you expect the audience to
|count?
|u/FakeBeigeNails - 18 hours
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|Some put Vaseline on their teeth. I found out that it’s a trick women
|who do beauty pageants do, too.
|u/scotto1973 - 18 hours
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|My 11 year old daughter was appalled "they make money doing that?"
|u/Judge_BobCat - 15 hours
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|It’s simple. All the silicone in her boobs stretches her face skin,
|thus making it look like she is smiling. In reality she is in agony
|u/DataDude00 - 19 hours
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|With all the plastic in their faces I think it is stuck smiling.
|Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Lenny can't stop smiling
|https://media1.tenor.com/m/Xs0XMb0MCGMAAAAd/lenny-worst-day-of-my-
|life.gif
|u/LopsidedCup4485 - 21 hours
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|They might have been bots.
|u/Skiamakhos - 20 hours
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|We figured they were high or something. You'd get cramp in your face,
|surely?
|u/iprocrastina - 20 hours
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|She probably made more last night in a few hours just smiling than you
|make in a year working your job, not surprising she's trained in
|endurance smiling.
|u/BastianHS - 17 hours
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|Endurance smiling should be an Olympic event lol
|u/0pportunistic - 20 hours
|
|The slow, cat-blink that the brunette had...... She was beautiful, but
|that was creepy AF on many levels.
|u/Grande-Pinga - 1 day
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|This only happens to me when my mom walks into the room
|u/SonofBeckett - 1 day
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|GTA loading screens, every time
|u/Wataru624 - 22 hours
|
|That's still better than being walked in on while using a prostitute
|to get the health bonus and then....recouping your investment...
|u/AlfalfaReal5075 - 22 hours
|
|Oh yeah, that health bonus. That health bonus that I knew about
|the entire time... That health bonus being the only reason I did
|that. Ever. That health bonus? God I love that health bonus.
|u/Snipezzzx - 20 hours
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|There's a health bonus?
|u/tolucophoto - 19 hours
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|Health boners
|u/DevonLuck24 - 19 hours
|
|asking the real questions
|u/roidawayz - 20 hours
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|Mfw
|u/HostileFriendly - 18 hours
|
|I just realised how stupid the word "bonus" sounds. Biggus
|bonus.
|u/JohnAndertonOntheRun - 20 hours
|
|I’ll never forget my friend showing my mom that you could pick
|up hookers while I was trying to get GTA 3 mother approved. He
|subsequently killed the hooker and said ‘see Mrs. So and So
|that’s how you get your money back’. Then he drove away on the
|sidewalk mowing down as many people as possible.
|u/MrBanballow - 20 hours
|
|So... did mom let you have it?
|u/JohnAndertonOntheRun - 20 hours
|
|Yes. But, I’m still not sure how… I wasn’t even allowed to
|have video games until I was in middle school. I suppose
|they trusted our exploits would stay in the game despite
|what the news was saying at the time.
|u/ThrowawayToy89 - 15 hours
|
|If video games effected rl behavior I should have a
|basement full of cheese and a weird little man following
|me around singing diddies about stabbing people.
|u/airfryerfuntime - 17 hours
|
|*A lot* of parents were under the assumption that it was
|this absolutely horrific murder and crime simulator. In a
|sense, it was, but GTA3, for instance, was also a blocky
|PS2 game where you could barely even see anything in
|detail. They had this insane expectation built up from all
|the hysteria, then when they actually saw it, they were
|like 'huh, I guess it isn't that bad'. My parents were
|like this. My mom refused to let me even talk about it,
|then she saw some kid playing it as a demo in an
|electronics department somewhere.
|u/JohnAndertonOntheRun - 16 hours
|
|Oh that’s pretty funny… To he honest I think it really
|was the cartoonish way my friend drove down the sidewalk
|that changed her demeanor or at least that’s when she
|walked away lol
|u/Impact009 - 13 hours
|
|"Recouping." She farts that money away by walking one step, and
|you somehow only get $2 back.
|u/ambermage - 19 hours
|
|Wait, you guys are >recouping your investment?
|u/ScoobertD - 19 hours
|
|My mom happened to walk into the room when I was playing GTA V for
|the first time on the scene where Trevor is introduced and first
|playable… I paused it, but she asked why and said it’s not like she
|hadn’t seen shit like that a million times. Still awkward though,
|never enjoyed seeing sex scenes around my parents.
|u/mrm00r3 - 18 hours
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|You would if you put your dick away.
|u/The_Faster_Guy - 22 hours
|
|Bruh, you’re 37. It’s past time that you moved down to the basement.
|u/Shogun_Ro - 20 hours
|
|You joke but parents still don’t respect your privacy even if you’re
|in your late 30s and in their basement because mentally they still
|think of you as a kid (since you’re essentially depending on them
|like you did when you were a child). That’s why moving out is very
|important. It puts the relationship in better perspective for the
|parents and properly creates a boundary that is necessary at that
|age.
|u/Thr33FN - 19 hours
|
|I mean it's their house, you're their kid living in it. If you
|want privacy you need to obtain it by moving out.
|u/ChrisHisStonks - 19 hours
|
|Functional adults should know that every person wants and needs
|privacy and give it. Maybe not to the degree you'd like, but not
|barging into a closed door should be something that every adult
|can stick to.
|u/Thr33FN - 19 hours
|
|You shouldnt be barging in the closed door of your teenagers
|room in a general sense. But if your 30 and living with your
|parents you have to live by their rules. When I was 23 and
|just finished college looking for a job I moved home for 2
|months. I had "quiet hours" and had to follow rules. It's
|called being respectful of someone else's home that they own.
|My dad is one of my best friends, talk to him multiple times a
|week. But since I turned 18 I have lived at home for only
|those two months. They also didn't pay a dime of my college or
|rent. It's called growing up. For what it's worth I'm only 31
|now and own my own home with my own kids. They will have the
|same rules.
|u/jemull - 18 hours
|
|Good ol' Reddit; downvoting someone for being a successful
|adult.
|u/Thr33FN - 18 hours
|
|Either that or they like barging into their teenagers
|rooms when their door is closed 😆
|u/plmbob - 16 hours
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|Or, maybe barging in on your adult kid is a viable tactic to
|encourage them to get the fuck out of your castle so you can
|enjoy some much-deserved privacy of your own after dedicating
|the last 25 years to raising you. I am being a bit
|ridiculous, but so are adult children who think they are equal
|partners in their parent's home.
|u/ChrisHisStonks - 14 hours
|
|Then use your adult words and tell them it is time to move
|out. Resorting to childish shenanigans to get your kids to
|take responsibility, is probably a sign of *why* your kids
|are still living at home at that age.
|u/doomgiver98 - 19 hours
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|Is your privacy worth $1500 a month?
|u/Thr33FN - 19 hours
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|$1750. Yup it is 100%
|u/kingofgods218 - 18 hours
|
|Watching Game of Thrones first few seasons with my cousins in the
|living room and everytime the parents walked by, it was a vicious sex
|scene.
|u/werther595 - 8 hours
|
|In fairness, that was about 65% of GoT
|u/MidiGong - 19 hours
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|It's always the single 5-10 second sex scene out of the entire movie
|that happens to me right when my parents walk in.
|u/ShangYang12 - 19 hours
|
|Fr there was this stupid nudity scene in Friday the 13 Jason takes
|manhattan and my mom made me skip that part and as soon as she walks
|in that scene plays and I can’t skip past it.
|u/MrNopeNada - 18 hours
|
|Have you considered breaking your arms?
|u/MMaximilian - 10 hours
|
|While you’re in the middle of cleaning your room?
|u/Shadowlance23 - 22 hours
|
|I had two questions watching these girls. One was, does their face end
|up hurting from smiling for so long, and two, what was the job interview
|like?
|u/jagaloonz - 21 hours
|
|"Can I see them tits?" "You're gonna be a star."
|u/Blaaa5 - 14 hours
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|Maxxxine but reverse
|u/gnuguy99 - 18 hours
|
|Had a friend who did this. She was a (for lack of a better term) low
|end model. Lots of trade shows (about 70% of her work), print work
|(when magazines were still a thing), and pick up work like this. So
|standing around smiling all day was second nature. No interview, just
|some dude flipping through head shots looking for measurements that
|will work for the outfit.
|u/mr_SM1TTY - 22 hours
|
|Ever seen backroom casting couch?
|u/Bimlouhay83 - 20 hours
|
|You mean, that little black leather couch in the otherwise empty
|room? No. Never seen it.
|u/SuperPimpToast - 14 hours
|
|There's a couch?
|u/B00marangTrotter - 8 hours
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|Yes JD there's a couch.
|u/Shadowlance23 - 22 hours
|
|\*cough\* no...
|u/guitarguy1685 - 21 hours
|
|What's that?
|u/I_Hate_Traffic - 20 hours
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|What the frick I didn't order that I ordered a Xbox remote
|u/allurboobsRbelong2us - 9 hours
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|What the frick
|u/Thefdt - 20 hours
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|Most of them have had so much surgery their limited face movement
|comes in handy
|u/faille - 13 hours
|
|It must be a learned skill. Times I’ve had to smile for an
|unnaturally long time my facial muscles start to twitch.
|u/_stayhuman - 23 hours
|
|Get a good look, Costanza?!
|u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld - 21 hours
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|You hear that, Costanza? It's like a swishing sound.
|u/Number174631503 - 18 hours
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|I think it moved.
|u/beufenstein - 19 hours
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|Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at
|it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away!
|u/WhispersAboutNothing - 1 hour
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|Unless you have sunglasses on. Then you can look a bit longer.
|u/Osceana - 14 hours
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|They’re real and they’re *spectacular*.
|u/RainmanCT - 21 hours
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|Field of vision.
|u/jokkvahl - 15 hours
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|Do you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
|u/MrN33dfulThings - 22 hours
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|Mine unfroze when Tyson’s ass was out lol
|u/Rat_Grinder - 10 hours
|
|Lmao same here. I backed out and back in and was always able to get it
|to unfreeze. The first time it happened it started playing right as he
|turned and walked away from the camera and I laughed so hard beer came
|out my nose.
|u/HeavyMetalTriangle - 5 hours
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|Mmmmmmm snot beer 🤤
|u/SilverCamaroZ28 - 22 hours
|
|Why, Maureen, you've enhanced yourself.
|u/Invader_Skooge22 - 20 hours
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|Maureen who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy
|u/BORT_licenceplate - 21 hours
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|It's very generous
|u/HighlyInnate8 - 18 hours
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|Yeah, I got my tooth fixed
|u/MuteSecurityO - 17 hours
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|I’m talking about your tits! Your gigantic new titties!
|u/akaBrotherNature - 18 hours
|
|🎵🎵🎵 *Till now I always got by on my own* *I never really cared until
|I met you* *And now it chills me to the bone* *How do I get you
|alone* *How do I get you alone*
|u/Special_Top5283 - 23 hours
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|You had no other choice but to see them. The glare from the excessive
|amount of baby oil on them left no other options! Geeeeez
|u/highline9 - 22 hours
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|Also had glitter to draw eyes to them (not that they needed it)
|u/dayoftheduck - 22 hours
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|Well someone’s gotta use the baby oil since p diddy can’t anymore
|u/ALLGROWWITHLOVE - 20 hours
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|He rich he probably still does in jail
|u/ThePMmike - 19 hours
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|That’s what I said! She had such a greasy oiled chest it was sooooo
|bright.
|u/Cleercutter - 21 hours
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|Yea those are pretty fantastic, lovely smile too
|u/robdee360 - 15 hours
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|They were broasting.
|u/igotshadowbaned - 15 hours
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|>The glare from the excessive amount of baby oil on them left no other
|options! Geeeeez I'm not going to pretend to have not noticed.
|Everyone did. It's very funny how nowhere else is shiny so you 100%
|know they explicitly shined their cleavage for the event
|u/squeeby - 21 hours
|
|Urgh. Those fake smiles from them all the time was freaky. After the
|Taylor vs Serrano match, Serrano is just stood there with a big ol flap
|of flesh flapping about and the blonde cheerleader is just fake grinning
|away behind her like everything is fine. Jesus.
|u/False-Ad9345 - 19 hours
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|I noticed this too and thought it was unsettling
|u/Glodenteoo_The_Glod - 18 hours
|
|I will say, the only time I actually *heard* one of the models clap
|was when Serrano gave the "this is bullshit and rigged" speech. The
|black model behind her was nodding (barely) and actually clapping
|instead of golf clapping I thought thay was cool at least.. Serrano
|should have won IMO
|u/danfirst - 17 hours
|
|It seems like that's the same opinion that everyone, but the judges,
|had. I don't understand how you have the most hits, the highest
|ratio of scoring them, and your opponent gets docked points for
|headbutting, and you still lose?
|u/esoteric_enigma - 12 hours
|
|Yeah, and the decision was unanimous. It wasn't even split.
|u/satapataamiinusta - 13 hours
|
|It's called a fix.
|u/shingdao - 17 hours
|
|Yeah, I noticed that too, so at least she was paying attention...the
|blonde animatron didn't bat an eyelash though.
|u/things_U_choose_2_b - 14 hours
|
|Absolutely outrageous that Serrano didn't win that. All her opponent
|did was windmill, clinch and headbutt. I was shouting at the TV from
|the first seconds "yo she's coming in with her head, say something
|ref". Should have taken more points because he she kept doing it
|even after the point was taken.
|u/SilentJoe1986 - 18 hours
|
|I've seen a few cuts above the eye but I've never saw somebody get a
|third eyelid like that. I think the judges fucked up with their
|decision on that fight.
|u/norcalruns - 16 hours
|
|I agree. I was cussing at my brother like why are there boobs behind
|the girl who actually just boxed her ass off while she’s being
|interviewed.
|u/OnTheEveOfWar - 17 hours
|
|My wife was sitting next to me and said “that eyebrow cut is bigger
|than that chick’s cleavage.”
|u/Ragnarotico - 1 day
|
|Sydney Thomas for you perverts out there.
|u/VelvetGaze1 - 1 day
|
|Thank you, but its not for me though, for my friend.
|u/FragrantExcitement - 1 day
|
|Can i be your friend.
|u/Ragnarotico - 23 hours
|
|Your friend is also a pervert.
|u/RudePCsb - 20 hours
|
|Or just a human with brain activity
|u/Neutral_Guy_9 - 20 hours
|
|To the incognito tab Batman!
|u/greywolfau - 22 hours
|
|Why is it always the Sydneys?
|u/Vondum - 21 hours
|
|It is the names that end in "y", really. And wait until you find out
|about the names that should end with "y" but end with "ee".
|u/Frejian - 20 hours
|
|Is that like Sydneee?
|u/BuffaloJEREMY - 9 hours
|
|Sidknee.
|u/iJeff_FoX - 17 hours
|
|Found Barney Stinson.
|u/MrNopeNada - 18 hours
|
|Like Tyronee
|u/MasyMenosSiPodemos - 17 hours
|
|She's currently watching TV with Wongers
|u/redmambo_no6 - 22 hours
|
|Because most of them are hot?
|u/360degreesofFUNK - 20 hours
|
|True dat, I gotta say that Crosby is a hot one as well!
|u/deepturned180isdeep - 23 hours
|
|Good to know if I ever have a daughter I’m not gonna name her Sydney
|u/DimensionsIntertwine - 22 hours
|
|So your last name is Thomas?
|u/deepturned180isdeep - 22 hours
|
|Just because I wouldn’t want her connected to thirst traps like
|Sydney Thomas, Sydney Sweeney, and Sydney Lassick
|u/venivitavici - 21 hours
|
|Had to google Sydney Lassick. Easily the biggest thirst trap of
|the Sydneys.
|u/cockmanderkeen - 19 hours
|
|Same, was worth it.
|u/nashtenn312 - 20 hours
|
|Cause of death: Diabetes
|u/SlideJunior5150 - 16 hours
|
|I thought "i don't know Sydney Lassick, I bet she's hot as
|fuck!" 😭
|u/DimensionsIntertwine - 21 hours
|
|Connected? Like every kid named Adolph... I see your point.
|u/BobDylanBlues - 22 hours
|
|What is her friend’s name? The one to her right?
|u/zw1ck - 21 hours
|
|Lexi williams Goddamn, that woman looks incredible.
|u/tomlinas - 21 hours
|
|Raphaela Milagres?
|u/BobDylanBlues - 21 hours
|
|Nope. You must be color blind.
|u/Lukeyboy97 - 23 hours
|
|I'll have you know I'm a man of culture actually.
|u/verbalyabusiveshit - 22 hours
|
|I spend a few years in Sydney. Does that makes me an expert on this
|matter ?
|u/EveryShot - 20 hours
|
|Depends on the context of “in” I suppose
|u/plz_callme_swarley - 18 hours
|
|what is perverted about being attracted to a very hot woman, who is
|there explicitly to look hot?
|u/SANDBOX1108 - 1 day
|
|For science
|u/What-tha-fck_Elon - 21 hours
|
|Thank you! How about an insta link or something since we are lazy
|pervs?
|u/ThisIsSuperUnfunny - 19 hours
|
|Name of the black girl?
|u/KingStannisForever - 18 hours
|
|Thank you
|u/SilentJoe1986 - 18 hours
|
|What about the other happy lady?
|u/Medialunch - 16 hours
|
|Fellow*
|u/Organic-Seaweed4394 - 13 hours
|
|Finally someone with the answer everyone was looking for
|u/FunImagination3237 - 23 hours
|
|Does she do porn?
|u/MiPaKe - 17 hours
|
|No, what you see in OP's pic is about as far as she goes
|u/FunImagination3237 - 17 hours
|
|Ah right
|u/nemesissi - 16 hours
|
|I noticed her in the slappage before the match too
|[https://imgur.com/iQnfUux](https://imgur.com/iQnfUux)
|u/clive_bigsby - 18 hours
|
|Why are we perverts yet you’re the one who knows her name?
|u/Empty-Armadillo412 - 1 day
|
|My mom said they are fake boobs
|u/Hawt_Dawg_II - 23 hours
|
|As long as my hands don't magically phase through them, they're real
|enough for me.
|u/RubMyGooshSilly - 22 hours
|
|If I had a fucking nickel man
|u/TheNickelGuy - 17 hours
|
|*here's a nickel*
|u/RubMyGooshSilly - 16 hours
|
|I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
|u/Chickenchaser122 - 21 hours
|
|I just lost my shit!
|u/JustALeatherBoot - 23 hours
|
|My dad did research on her IG and said they’re 100% real
|u/gjhkd36 - 22 hours
|
|Dad doing the work for the people! Get that guy a beer
|u/thehumbinator - 22 hours
|
|Maybe give him a minute first. Or at least knock
|u/Nebulesbians - 22 hours
|
|Hey dad, what’s with all this Russian malware on the computer?
|u/Z157 - 16 hours
|
|She goes to my college and is surprisingly natural
|u/jonhammsjonhamm - 8 hours
|
|I’ve been thinking about going back to school and I heard yours is
|a really good one! Uh… which uh… which one is it?
|u/mcconohay - 20 hours
|
|I did some research too… they look real to me. Then I read she’s
|only 20 and felt like a fuckin perv.
|u/Icy-Summer-3573 - 20 hours
|
|20 is adult tho??
|u/mcconohay - 20 hours
|
|I’m twice her ago tho
|u/Dookie_boy - 17 hours
|
|They put her in for a specific reason
|u/Icy-Summer-3573 - 20 hours
|
|nah u cool as long as they’re an adult
|u/Resoku - 18 hours
|
|FBI, this guy right here
|u/GlizzyGatorGangster - 15 hours
|
|Arrest him… for being attracted to adults!
|u/Derekduvalle - 18 hours
|
|I did the same research and can confirm they're 100% not. Unless
|it's possible to grow massive boobs in the space of a couple of
|months as an adult.
|u/Chainsaw-Man-Is-Lit - 23 hours
|
|[Can guaran-damn-tee that's not an
|issue.](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/grubbypolitekite)
|u/verbalyabusiveshit - 23 hours
|
|The camera guy really worked hard that night
|u/Mlbfan1994 - 21 hours
|
|And we appreciate it lol
|u/WanderWut - 23 hours
|
|Lol it’s hilarious how she’s positioned to have specifically her
|tits in every single shot.
|u/Crispy1961 - 22 hours
|
|Some women make money by getting repeatedly punched in the face.
|Other women make money by standing and smiling. Its called
|division of labour.
|u/johnnybiggles - 20 hours
|
|Outstanding cinematography.
|u/Doughnut_Immediate - 21 hours
|
|I love living in a diverse society there we can appreciate every kind
|of boobs, long boobs, small boobs, fake boobs, etc. Boobs are joy in
|all shapes and form.
|u/OurSaviorBenFranklin - 20 hours
|
|I was in New Orleans for a work trip. Some coworkers and I were at a
|balcony (just chilling on a Wednesday or Tuesday night, nothing
|crazy and not your normal Bourbon Street night) with our backs to
|the door for the bar. All the sudden someone taps me and a fellow
|coworker on the shoulders from inside as we were in the middle. We
|both turn around look at each other thinking we both played a prank
|on the other when we noticed a +/-50 year old woman standing there.
|Before we can say anything she flashes us. We were completely blown
|away. Just as we realize a guy is standing next to her he says “I
|take it by your boy’s reactions it was money well spent. (I thought
|we were going to have to fight) There are two beers waiting for you
|at the bar. Thank you for participating in our survey” and the two
|of them just walk away. I can only assume we both had two giant shit
|eating grins with wide eyes as we got flashed by these gorgeous pair
|of bolt ons. Our other 6-7 coworkers standing next to us lining the
|balcony facing Bourbon Street were completely oblivious to what
|happened as we slowly turned back around. We explained what just
|transpired only for our whole group to simultaneously sigh while
|totally straight female coworker says “I wanted to see some boobies”
|all sad like.
|u/screwswithshrews - 17 hours
|
|One of the last times I was in NOLA on Bourbon St, I walk into the
|Bourbon Cowboy at 3 pm on a weekday. It's sleepy as hell. There's
|like 5 bartenders, the mechnical bull operator, and like 8 patrons
|- 2 of them making out in a corner and another one straight up
|unconscious at the bar. I question what I'm even doing there when
|this 300 lb chick gets on the mechanical bull and takes her shirt
|and bra off. The operator unenthusiastically bounced her around as
|the titties were flying around like a bag of cottage cheese
|hanging out an airplane window. No one else even batted an eye as
|I stood there questioning my reality.
|u/SiliconSage123 - 19 hours
|
|Fake boobs get alllll the verbal hate but all the upvotes
|u/Gan-san - 20 hours
|
|It's not though. Big boobs ironically bring out a lot of haters who
|have to grandstand their opposition to everyone just because they
|dare exist.
|u/Waterfish3333 - 1 day
|
|Really? Two watermelons stapled to a telephone pole and they might be
|“enhanced?”
|u/otiswrath - 21 hours
|
|GI Joe and Transformers are made of plastic and I still had a ball
|playing with them.
|u/ToeKnail - 23 hours
|
|Silicone is real.
|u/747sextantport - 20 hours
|
|The little white woman next to her had fake tits for sure, the center
|one and the black woman on the left looked alllllll natty, baby. It's
|crazy that their job is to just stand there and be pretty. In this
|context, like a statue, that is their only value. Seems so fucking
|stupid to me, but I do love going to art museums...
|u/MarcOfDeath - 9 hours
|
|Tell your mom they’re real; and they’re spectacular.
|u/ExoSierra - 22 hours
|
|Sounds jelly to me
|u/Nostradonuts - 20 hours
|
|A wise man once said, “If I can touch them, they’re real”
|u/rawker86 - 23 hours
|
|Hell, a blind dog could tell those things are store-bought.
|u/Desertcross - 20 hours
|
|I also did a review of her instagram and they are in fact real.
|u/FTwo - 22 hours
|
|Your dog humps your leg, so even the silicone sniffing sleuth really
|cares once they are horny enough.
|u/RockstarQuaff - 23 hours
|
|Idk, the creepy rictus smiles were really off-putting to me. Like, do
|something, anything, stop staring straight ahead with those dead smiles.
|The ladies looked animatronic.
|u/Worst_Comment_Evar - 22 hours
|
|Definitely questioned if they took some Valium or something bc they
|smiled but the eyes seemed far, far away.
|u/Lucensor - 21 hours
|
|It's the continuous slow-motion blinks, for me. Makes them look like
|they're high on something.
|u/jamie_plays_his_bass - 17 hours
|
|Botox man, they couldn’t make a different expression if they wanted
|to.
|u/n80r - 22 hours
|
|Same, kept thinking they were NPCs during the stream
|u/MannToots - 21 hours
|
|They basically were. They were there to grab the exact attention
|this thread gave them, and nothing more.
|u/NarwhalEmergency9391 - 20 hours
|
|When Jake slapped Mike and they just stood there smiling 💀
|u/Skiamakhos - 17 hours
|
|Stepford prototypes possibly?
|u/lenny1 - 22 hours
|
|<*In Frau Farbissena's voice*> Fem-BOTS!
|u/Solid_Snark - 21 hours
|
|She’s a Trump supporter so you’re probably not far off assuming
|there’s nothing going on behind that blank stare and smile.
|u/tmacforthree - 15 hours
|
|The lights are on, but nobody's home
|u/HeavyMetalTriangle - 5 hours
|
|I didn’t even notice that she was smiling. Huh
|u/Heisenberg0606 - 21 hours
|
|Not a single thought behind those eyes
|u/Unique_Look2615 - 18 hours
|
|I was surprised that during the women's fights there aren't guys in
|speedos with their schlongs poking out.
|u/YetiGuy - 20 hours
|
|lol my 7yo kept asking why is she there.
|u/HeavyMetalTriangle - 4 hours
|
|Did you tell your 7yo it’s because she’s got a very big brain?
|u/Chumknuckle - 20 hours
|
|The ring girls looked like they were made of pleather
|u/Aduialion - 18 hours
|
|They go to the same tanning/spray tan as trump
|u/purplebananabeans - 19 hours
|
|They spent more on OF models than on their streaming servers
|u/TheSwedishSeal - 23 hours
|
|Those boobs are just Mike Tyson’s ass stuffed into a bra.
|u/jagaloonz - 21 hours
|
|This girl was literally hired to be a pair of tits. Nothing else. I
|remember watching this exact moment and noting that the cameraman was
|going out of his way to make sure that both sets of tits were visible in
|the background. I mean, I'm a dude, and I love tits, but what the fuck
|did this have to do with anything?
|u/Arcane_Toast - 19 hours
|
|Viewer retention, It's pretty much a staple in boxing since it
|started. The card girl use to just dance around between fights for
|something to watch.
|u/dank2918 - 20 hours
|
|The juxtaposition of female athleticism and “big tits” was certainly
|something strange.
|u/tmacforthree - 15 hours
|
|My gf during the Serrano v Taylor fight: "they should have Ring boys
|for the lady's fights" 😆 I'd be on board, probably wouldn't pan out
|very well tho
|u/Speedy_Cheese - 9 hours
|
|Guys always say that it might not work out well, but shit like
|Magic Mike makes bank tbh. I figure some straight dudes would
|feel uncomfortable with some hot guy in booty shorts grinning
|maniacally in the background, probably make them feel second hand
|cringe -- the way a lot of women do when we also have to look at
|things that aren't tailored to appeal to us. Alls I can say is,
|give us **all** something to look at. ;) Women put up with it for
|centuries, so I'm sure modern guys could manage to stomach a few
|cute oily dudes in hot pants for a few rounds in between the
|slicked up tiddies.
|u/Raisedbyweasels - 16 hours
|
|Not gonna lie, if the entire Netflix stream was this fake ass girl
|staring at the camera for an hour with her big ole wet ass titties
|hanging out, I guarantee viewership would have increased 10 fold and
|people would have actually been a lot more entertained.
|u/theoneandonly6558 - 14 hours
|
|I reread your comment over and over feeling like Pam from The
|Office in the find the difference between these two pictures meme.
|u/WolfgangRed - 20 hours
|
|I noticed that too lol. They could have taken a fake pair of silicone
|tits and tied them to a hat rack in the background and achieved the
|same results
|u/luckysonic2 - 18 hours
|
|Call me old fashioned but eff that shit. It's 2024 and we still doing
|this? Shame on Netflix.
|u/Adderall-- - 18 hours
|
|Those tits we’re better than the main event
|u/Woogity - 15 hours
|
|They paid for four tits, they're going to make sure they get them on
|camera.
|u/eggery - 18 hours
|
|First time watching boxing?
|u/Gymrat777 - 20 hours
|
|They should have ring guys during women's matches. Seems only fair.
|u/OnTheEveOfWar - 17 hours
|
|That would be amazingly hilarious. Just some magic mike looking dudes
|in speedos smiling.
|u/Dcruzen - 18 hours
|
|I said the same thing to my hubby last night. I'm pansexual, I love
|pretty ladies. But it's 2024, boxing isn't solely a men's sport
|anymore. Where are my ring guys wearing speedos? 😅
|u/F1boye - 12 hours
|
|Im straight(i think?) and id be so down for ring guys too
|u/sexyloser1128 - 17 hours
|
|> But it's 2024, boxing isn't solely a men's sport anymore. It's
|not, but I bet the vast majority of people interested in
|boxing/watching boxing are men tho. Gotta still cater to the
|audience haha 😅
|u/Speedy_Cheese - 9 hours
|
|And they do cater to the audience, with the ring girls. Toss a
|couple ring guys in there and tap into the rest of the audience.
|It's win win.
|u/AstronautExcellent17 - 18 hours
|
|It's a well-grounded stereotype that most of the women fighting would
|still prefer ring girls. I say this as a bi man who also wishes there
|were ring guys.
|u/l00kitsth4tgirl - 17 hours
|
|I think that’s why they gave us Tyson cheeks 😉
|u/WorldsSaddestCat - 16 hours
|
|Her skin is the color of a cooked hotdog.
|u/mcdto - 19 hours
|
|Jesus this is the most Reddit thread ever
|u/Wotg33k - 23 hours
|
|I was asleep by then.
|u/brian163 - 22 hours
|
|This is the most correct response.
|u/Anonuser9472 - 19 hours
|
|All the ring girls looked like they were on drugs. Eyes always half
|shut constant blinking, perma smile .
|u/LucifersWhore9 - 19 hours
|
|This must be such a degrading job. Throughout the fight u can see them
|getting tired of cheesing and rest their cheeks for a split second and
|go back.
|u/Klaytitan - 21 hours
|
|Who's the guy in the plaid suit with the shave head btw?, my and buddy
|where couldn't figure out who he was and it would never show his name
|u/Unexpressionist - 20 hours
|
|Ariel Helwani
|u/dflagella - 12 hours
|
|The guy asking Tyson the worst questions possible?
|u/PsychologicalDebts - 19 hours
|
|Guess the fight wasn't the only fake thing in the ring that night.
|u/willpoopanywhere - 19 hours
|
|That's the girl from Bama who was kicked out of her sorority
|u/Nekrophonic - 22 hours
|
|The two white chicks looked stoned to the bone.
|u/keepleft99 - 18 hours
|
|I thought her tits were so big they actually looked more like a bum.
|u/Surprisetrextoy - 19 hours
|
|There was so much uncanny valley going on with those models.
|u/thatguyad - 20 hours
|
|Well this is tacky.
|u/stickinitinaz - 15 hours
|
|And greasy.
|u/Physicist_Gamer - 18 hours
|
|Even as a guy, I never understand stuff like this. There’s infinite
|amounts of porn or suggestively dressed women at our fingertips at all
|times via the internet. Do you really need it thrown at you for 30
|seconds between boxing matches as well? Feels like something we should
|have moved past by now.
|u/Wide-Matter-9899 - 1 day
|
|*I got 99 problems, but the tits ain't one*
|u/Medickev - 23 hours
|
|Jake Paul “… hit me”
|u/ZookeepergameNo8661 - 23 hours
|
|I personally felt awkward when I tried staring at those girls faces for
|the duration of each interview. They smiled so widely it sent a sad
|message to me. Their eyes were so... Empty. I felt so sad. That's why I
|stared below their faces and I cheered right the duck up!
|u/blodskaal - 23 hours
|
|Those smiles were rough. Why would anyone think that it will look good
|on the screen is beyond me
|u/Defiant_Volume2949 - 18 hours
|
|The only justification I’ve ever heard that was sound..while I still
|think it looks creepy, is the amount of professional photography
|that happens during these times. They have to constantly smile for
|pictures, but it looks so weird on video
|u/Beefy_G - 17 hours
|
|That woman was the scariest thing about the entire evening. The nonstop
|blinking and smiling, the drug ensured black stares and dilated pupils,
|the concept that someone is paid to just stand there with oiled
|glittered cleavage, barely even responding to the environment around
|them. Damn, it doesn't pay to be ugly 😅
|u/MrZmith77 - 13 hours
|
|Mine lagged on Tyson’s ass. Lol
|u/CiraKazanari - 22 hours
|
|Her boobs we’re so orange they looked like they voted for trump. Or
|she was smuggling basketballs
|u/Critical-Border-6845 - 21 hours
|
|Those ring girls all looked like weird aliens, I don't know how anybody
|thinks that looks good
|u/Own_Importance1616 - 20 hours
|
|Men are so desperate
|u/overpriced_janitor - 21 hours
|
|They were smiling the whole time. It was kind of strange.
|u/animalfath3r - 20 hours
|
|Because tits? We live in an idiocracy. You should go see the movie
|"ass"
|u/y0himba - 22 hours
|
|Unpopular opinion: Them ring girls for the fight were gross.
|u/tomgreen99200 - 15 hours
|
|Something about how orange their chests looked. So odd.
|u/wackyorb - 20 hours
|
|Yeah orange skin just turns me right off ...
|u/stickinitinaz - 15 hours
|
|Said same to my wife. They looked like plastisized sex slaves from a
|bad sci-fi movie and not in a good way.
|u/nvthrowaway12 - 20 hours
|
|r/justneckbeardthings
|u/WolfgangRed - 20 hours
|
|Yeah, the cheerleaders were way hotter.
|u/y0himba - 19 hours
|
|The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are world famous.
|u/NarwhalEmergency9391 - 20 hours
|
|I agree, men in speedos would be better!
|u/y0himba - 19 hours
|
|You know, if that is your preference, then so be it. I am not being
|sarcastic. During the fight before this my wife said that there
|should be "Ring Boys" for the female boxers. I gotta say though,
|the main card was a bit anticlimactic, and the female boxers....that
|was brutal.
|u/NarwhalEmergency9391 - 14 hours
|
|A lot of women watch these fights and some men that would prefer
|seeing Mike tyson in a speedo over those plastic dolls
|u/LargeDogEnthusiast - 21 hours
|
|They reminded me of the monster from Smile
|u/y0himba - 21 hours
|
|That fake, vacant smile did not waiver.
|u/LargeDogEnthusiast - 4 hours
|
|On all of them, I was so creeped out by their fake stressed out
|smiles.
|u/Budget-Factor-7717 - 16 hours
|
|Their fake smiles were freaking me out especially with serranos third
|flesh eyelid flap just dangling and in the background there are just two
|people fake smiling
|u/OwenCMYK - 13 hours
|
|I hate to break it to you, but that's almost certainly a fake loading
|bar. It's really annoying to make a real progress bar so usually
|developers just make a bar that goes up and looks real. Most of the time
|when progress bars stop at 99%, this is the reason. It's because it's
|not actually 99% through, and the loading bar probably doesn't actually
|even know how far along it is, so they just code it to freeze at 99% if
|it gets there. (alternatively some progress bars freeze at 100% instead,
|but for obvious reasons that's less common)
|u/colt61986 - 8 hours
|
|The fight was on my second tv but when I glanced over my first thought
|was, “holy shit they oiled the fuck out of them titties!” Then I went
|back to watching the wings blow a two goal lead like a bunch of chumps.
|Reminder to self, put baby oil on wife’s tit’s soon.
|u/Trauma-Dolll - 6 hours
|
|I was watching the fight at work, and one of the nurses was like wow,
|look at the tits on these bitches. Caught me off guard cuz she's old
|enough to be my mother.
|u/LeoLaDawg - 1 hour
|
|The whole spectacle was just tacky and fake.
|u/Effet_Pygmalion - 22 hours
|
|"funny"
|u/Outrageous_Credit_96 - 21 hours
|
|Thank you for the fight Netflix. Next time, how about an actual fight.
|Mike looked tired in the 3rd round and Jake Paul carried the guy the
|rest of the way. Have Jake Paul fight someone like the heavyweight
|champion Olekandra. You want to be a fighter? You need to fight a
|fighter.
|u/desirox - 19 hours
|
|I found them creepy more than anything. More plastic than a toy factory
|u/No-Code-1850 - 21 hours
|
|Fake boobs. Fake tan. Creepy smile. Yeah, I’m going to pass
|u/slim_jessy - 18 hours
|
|I hate this oversexualized society, I‘m becoming a fucking femcel
|u/CheezeLoueez08 - 17 hours
|
|Seriously! It’s sick
|u/AlmondJack- - 8 hours
|
|It’s not sick that a lady is confident enough to show her body,
|saying she shouldn’t is just as degrading as wearing a bikini. She
|chose the job and agreed to do it, that’s not you’re problem
|u/Looks_Good_In_Hats - 1 day
|
|Am I the only one that had no issues with the feed last night?
|u/Printnamehere3 - 1 day
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|Yes
|u/intronert - 1 day
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|Apparently so. I had many dropouts.
|u/TuffHunter - 23 hours
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|Why were they orange…
|u/TotallyRightAnnie - 17 hours
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|Im not from usa, i thought orange people were normal there
|u/mitch_medburger - 22 hours
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|They were taught at Trumps School of Beauty
|u/Vict0o0o - 17 hours
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|The two girls are exactly the opposite of what I would describe as
|pretty. Everything is so fake and overdone on them.
|u/Cicer - 16 hours
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|They’re not supposed to be pretty. They are supposed to be hot.
|There’s a difference.
|u/doggystyles69 - 1 day
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|Cute Puppies
|u/6donka9 - 1 day
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|r/UsernameChecksOut
|u/DropKnowledge69 - 19 hours
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|Probably all that extra data on the screen that overloaded your
|connection.
|u/fart-to-me-in-french - 16 hours
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|Looks like it froze at 200%
|u/Healthy-Strawberry-6 - 13 hours
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|Should’ve loaded on Miss Lexi on the left omg she’s gorgeousssssssssss!
|I gets the hornies.
|u/Snakebaur03 - 12 hours
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|Ah, ol' Tits Mcgee
|u/flipnonymous - 11 hours
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|Dog The Bounty Hunters wife had more realistic looking boobs.
|u/2170101 - 11 hours
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|Wait... she's smiling?? ( . Y . ) 👀
|u/chipper12398 - 10 hours
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|omg wow boobs
|u/MediumToblerone - 6 hours
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|Why are they SOOOO shiny?!
|u/jahjoeka - 6 hours
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|It's funny how boobs will always be boobs and always be awesome.
|u/Nameoftheuser12 - 5 hours
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|Best part of the main card fight
|u/felltwiice - 5 hours
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|The only good thing about this live event was all the nice titties.
|u/kgottshall - 4 hours
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|The models were creepy af and elicited only pity from me.
|u/2JDestroBot - 5 minutes
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|Personally not a big fan of boobs that look like freshly baked bread
|u/Woodsy1313 - 23 hours
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| I’m at 99% too
|u/FXander - 22 hours
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|Anyone else notice they all have the same shaped nose?
|u/Joyebird1968 - 21 hours
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|Not even at the beach will you see boobs so greased.
|u/Lanky_Surround_6830 - 19 hours
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|She looked like Quagmire an we couldn’t unsee it.
|u/FamiliarMud - 17 hours
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|If men's boxing has hot ring girls, shouldn't women's boxing have hot
|ring guys? Just to be fair and equal.
|u/ZepTheNooB - 20 hours
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|Fuck Katie, though. That headbutting sheep.
|u/alwaysfatigued8787 - 1 day
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|Ya, that guy's nose is mesmerizing.
|u/ZaMelonZonFire - 1 day
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|Those were some good head butts though.
|u/GizmoSled - 22 hours
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|dude that fight was crazy, best of the night
|u/I_have_popcorn - 16 hours
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|When life gives you lemons, turn it into semen.
|u/SporksRFun - 16 hours
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|I'd give her the best two minutes of my life!
|u/papaofcat - 13 hours
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|Titties for the win!
|u/MetalHealth83 - 21 hours
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|I liked the brunette
|u/HazelTanashi - 20 hours
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|better than freezing at mike tyson's gyat
|u/Lexx4 - 19 hours
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|Chick to her left was better.
|u/lesoraku - 17 hours
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|I thought this was a gif or video and I watched for 10 mins waiting for
|it to load. But I am fine about it.
|u/motownmods - 16 hours
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|What's her at tho?
|u/not_loggedin - 11 hours
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|She seems cool with it
|u/Santa_Claus77 - 21 hours
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|I thought it was how fake those melons are
|u/remushowl91 - 19 hours
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|You find that Chick attractive? Dude I don't even think they are human
|with how much plastic is in them.
|u/whatsmyline - 18 hours
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|I give it 2 weeks before she is in the trump cabinet, or given a tour of
|the Whitehouse.
|u/wassupwitches - 21 hours
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|No it looks like a cheesy plastic drag queen breast plate
|u/nice_porson - 18 hours
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|This whole event with the american flags everywhere and the stupid
|announcers and the big dumb tits was such a tacky hillbilly flop
|u/Viki_91 - 1 day
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|Oh, these men... the girl tried! 😁😁
|u/HamiltonBlack - 22 hours
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|I was partial to the woman to her right.
|u/SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy - 21 hours
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|That fucking bald dude was the worst interviewer ive ever seen
|u/dkomaran - 19 hours
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|And he was bald BY CHOICE. Some of us don’t have a choice in the
|matter.
|u/Familiar_While2900 - 1 day
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|She is absolutely 99% fine
|u/bravopapa99 - 21 hours
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|Buffer overflow
|u/BunkyFlintsone - 21 hours
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|Why does that guy shave his full head of hair, with that 5 o'clock
|shadow?
|u/Redditor10948 - 21 hours
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|Froze on mikes ass for me
|u/Clearwatercress69 - 21 hours
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|The two chicks had orange spray tan but only on their boobs. Weird.
|u/Im-Watching-Y0u - 21 hours
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|What is this? Asking for academic purposes
|u/mmmlyla - 21 hours
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|r/upvotebecauseofboobs
|u/BrigadierAngus - 21 hours
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|Mine froze on Tyson’s ass
|u/AlphaCenturionLXIX - 21 hours
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|Give it up for the lovely Heidi y’all
|u/_DigitalHunk_ - 21 hours
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|The only two good things that stood out about the fight were left and
|right.
|u/miggypiwi - 21 hours
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|8008135 ! 🤠
|u/_-_-_MW_-_-_ - 20 hours
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|I wonder how many people got Netflix 4k yesterday and were left with
|this most of the fight?
|u/GullibleDetective - 20 hours
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|Enhance!
|u/xcloud669 - 20 hours
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|Clutch
|u/Steamedcarpet - 20 hours
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|They just getting a jump start on the Smile 3 advertisements.
|u/Burgerpocolypse - 20 hours
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|You know, for all the problems people said Netflix had, I only
|experienced a couple of hiccups lasting no longer than a couple of
|seconds.
|u/skat3rDad420blaze - 20 hours
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|BAZANGAS!!!!!
|u/hairyh2obuffalo - 20 hours
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|She looked like she got inbetween trump and the bronzer. Or was maybe
|motorboated by trump himself
|u/Gracious_Crow - 20 hours
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|He must work out🤣
|u/shaolinspunk - 20 hours
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|I was up early anyway.
|u/Odd_Craft_9490 - 20 hours
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|Nice tits
|u/freeslurpee - 20 hours
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|My girlfriend isn't happy that I'm watching the load screen intently
|u/PuzzledExaminer - 20 hours
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|They deliberately picked a good shot for this .
|u/Bunnnnii - 20 hours
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|🙄
|u/supernovadebris - 20 hours
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|When it wasn't buffering the video quality was horrible. Overloaded?
|u/CragMcBeard - 20 hours
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|That Joker Smile.
|u/Changalator - 20 hours
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|I like how they spray some stuff on it to make it look sweaty to really
|get you to look.
|u/paradoxbeach - 20 hours
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|They had identical titties. I needed the promo to where to get some of
|those.
|u/Coast_watcher - 20 hours
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|The Glowing (I must) See
|u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 - 20 hours
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|"I have a huge rack and a beautiful smile" "Cool, stand here so a
|billion people can watch you buffer for 3 hours"
|u/Funky_Col_Medina - 20 hours
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|Boobies
|u/dredditarian - 20 hours
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|Looks more like 130% to me.
|u/FunAbhi - 20 hours
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|Those 2 ladies have mighty fine titties Chocolate and Caramel boobs 😀
|u/SomeObnoxiousName - 20 hours
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|They were in every shot I swear 🤣
|u/hadap123 - 20 hours
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|99 problems but titties ain't 1
|u/Budlove45 - 20 hours
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|Na forget her it's the one to the left of her had that glistening
|u/NarwhalEmergency9391 - 20 hours
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|Why don't they have one man in a speedo? We need sexy sign men too
|u/Unclebatman1138 - 20 hours
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|Say what you will about the relative ease with which the boxers in the
|main event scored $60 mil, but the Ring Card Girls *really* won the "pay
|vs. effort" lottery last night. That's great work of you can get it
|Hell, the guy who sold Shaq all those beers worked a lot harder.
|u/PopeBacon111 - 20 hours
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|Oh yea, I love some tit- tays. Aaahhhhoooooggggggaaaaaa
|u/Beestung - 20 hours
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|Just like back in Tyson's prime in the 80s: young males getting excited
|over seeing pixelated boobs on TV.
|u/thegreendog4 - 20 hours
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|Hi, Ariel
|u/brokenmessiah - 20 hours
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|I'm just happy the Cheerleader section was clear.
|u/Kochcaine995 - 19 hours
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|real talk: how uncomfortable is it to wear something like that?
|u/Floopydoopypoopy - 19 hours
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|With that non-stop over-smiling, those poor girls' face muscles must've
|felt like Serrano's face after the event.
|u/hacksawjimduggans2x4 - 19 hours
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|Oh the humanity. It’s like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
|u/Drengrr1 - 19 hours
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|I wouldn't even have noticed for several minutes.
|u/JasonKavou - 19 hours
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|Thanks for sharing
|u/TomAtowood - 19 hours
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|They never stopped smiling
|u/Thewhitesamurai - 19 hours
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|Headbutt me with those boobs
|u/VGHAVEN - 19 hours
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|My netflix only froze twice last night. But there were a few times that
|the resolution got so bad it looked like I was watching "Mike Tyson's
|PunchOut" on the NES.
|u/Queasy-Pie-5124 - 19 hours
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|Nice.
|u/robert_roo - 19 hours
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|Netflix was the only the only knock-out....
|u/A4Efert - 19 hours
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|Bro you missed the best part. It turned into an orgy in the ring.
|u/SonJake21 - 19 hours
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|Kinda sad that this was the highlight of the show.
|u/Berns429 - 19 hours
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|Networking bro🤝 Dudes watching the fight Tiddies
|u/Many_Ad_2540 - 19 hours
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|Better content than 99% of the fight.
|u/Ken_Foozed - 19 hours
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|My wife kept saying “it’s fake, it’s fake” I only replied about the
|fight most likely being fake.
|u/Secret_Account07 - 19 hours
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|Her and that black girl next to her are something else. Someone track
|them down for me plz
|u/peerless_dad - 19 hours
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|Lexi Williams and Sydney Thomas.
|u/Kooky-Maintenance513 - 19 hours
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|See, it's all about the 1%
|u/Nerfz12 - 19 hours
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|My wife was watching with me and even she was impressed 😂
|u/Believe03 - 19 hours
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|Whats her name? Asking for a friend
|u/xxMalVeauXxx - 19 hours
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|For real: "What's your jobs?" "Oh, just stand there and be a pair of
|tits behind people talking about a sport." "That's it?" "Yep, that's it.
|I'm just the tits."
|u/RedditAstroturfed - 19 hours
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|Do you have a fetish for women faking being happy? All the ring girls
|looked so dead inside. Was it Tyra banks who said that you have to
|smile with your eyes to sell it? Either way they all missed the memo.
|u/RR_Davidson - 19 hours
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|That girl in the background had the most vacant stare.
|u/High-Speed-1 - 19 hours
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|Imho she was the best looking one
|u/Indigo_Daaf - 19 hours
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|99 problems and the buffer aint one
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