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Las Vegas Police facing Mike Tyson after he'd just bitten Evander
Holyfield's ear off, 1996.
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|u/YDoiReadTheComments - 20 hours
|
|Now he has edibles called Mike Bites that are shaped like ears.


  |u/Annoyinghydra - 20 hours
  |
  |Made a commercial for them with Evander Holyfield too


    |u/ihorsey10 - 19 hours
    |
    |Money heals all wounds.


    |u/CrazeCow - 18 hours
    |
    |Did you get a chance to try them? How effective were they? Always
    |been curious


      |u/preatorian99 - 13 hours
      |
      |I’ve tried them. His Nite Bites were the best. Mellow & relaxing
      |high before going to bed.


        |u/SousVideButt - 11 hours
        |
        |A little waxy though


          |u/Thogtheorc - 11 hours
          |
          |Underrated ^


        |u/Stock_Put_4899 - 8 hours
        |
        |Did they pack a punch?


      |u/pianodude4 - 17 hours
      |
      |They're delta 9 edibles 200mg packs. 10mg a gummy. Very effective,
      |although my edible tolerance is too high for me to bother with
      |them now.


        |u/CrazeCow - 10 hours
        |
        |I feel you. I usually need about 300 solid MGs to get where I
        |wanna be. Pretty tough finding reliable edibles at that range.
        |Anything you recommend?


          |u/alt-227 - 9 hours
          |
          |Dang, how can you handle so much? I get uncomfortably high
          |beyond 5mg, and I’ve been a regular user for over 30 years.
          |300 would probably make me sick.


            |u/imonatrain25 - 9 hours
            |
            |Some people lack a certain liver enzyme that allows them to
            |metabolize THC orally. Or it's metabolized too quickly. You
            |also just might be getting higher quality edibles. I find
            |that full spectrum gummies require a much lower dose than
            |those that are purely THC (plus sometimes CBD in some
            |brands). Also, nanomized edibles work way better from my
            |experience.


              |u/Wookster789 - 8 hours
              |
              |Nanomized...edibles, did you say?


            |u/Alarming_Panic665 - 4 hours
            |
            |I am no where near their level haha, but I do have
            |hypermetabolism, so I have a very high natural tolerance for
            |pretty much all drugs, alcohol, and medications.    In case
            |case for example, the first time I had an edible was when my
            |friends gave me a 40 mg brownie without telling me. Got a
            |slight buzz from it (plus the alcohol) but was otherwise
            |fine. I only realized what happened because my friends were
            |confused why I was seemingly fine.


      |u/Annoyinghydra - 18 hours
      |
      |They're unavailable to ship to me, so I couldn't tell you


  |u/borkborkbork99 - 15 hours
  |
  |Shaped like ears *with a bite taken out of them*.


    |u/GeneralFelixBraxton - 11 hours
    |
    |There is an eraser that’s shaped like an ear. It’s also called the
    |Earaser. It has a picture of Van Gogh  on the box


  |u/CringeEating - 18 hours
  |
  |They’re not good imo but maybe it’s the lore behind it that makes it
  |taste worse lmao


  |u/angelomoxley - 18 hours
  |
  |Did he eat a whole bag last night or something?


    |u/FatalShart - 16 hours
    |
    |I did. They're shaped like boxing gloves now. 5/10


  |u/Sexcercise - 18 hours
  |
  |I believe he stopped making these.


    |u/Own-Extension-635 - 13 hours
    |
    |Nope, they were literally rolled out yesterday in Montana


    |u/cobyda - 6 hours
    |
    |Nope theyre definitely still around, i order them
    |[online](https://boomheadshop.com/products/tyson-2-0-mike-bites-
    |delta-9-gummies) regularly


  |u/OvermorrowYesterday - 13 hours
  |
  |lol what


  |u/Far_Toe_1116 - 6 hours
  |
  |This comment is peak fr.


  |u/AwkwardTickler - 4 hours
  |
  |It's these things that pull me back from "don't look up" and bring me
  |right back to idiocracy.


|u/wish1977 - 23 hours
|
|He was like a wild man after that fight ended.


  |u/cmcdonal2001 - 22 hours
  |
  |I don't think it was limited to after the fight, what with the ear
  |biting and all.


    |u/thehumbinator - 22 hours
    |
    |You’ve never removed a chunk of ear with your mandibles?


      |u/aceinthehole001 - 21 hours
      |
      |An ear of corn yes


        |u/xiiicrowns - 21 hours
        |
        |An ears and sticks of butter have fallen to this champion n


          |u/MikeTheBee - 9 hours
          |
          |I don't know what you did wrong to get 10 downvotes lmao


    |u/B-LovedMenace - 15 hours
    |
    |“I have a biting fixation“ -Mike Tyson


      |u/Yggdrasilcrann - 10 hours
      |
      |With the amount he was biting his gloves that's definitely
      |plausible


        |u/B-LovedMenace - 10 hours
        |
        |[https://youtu.be/B7lWCu0Jux8?si=DY7z0A9arqeF6jxn](https://youtu
        |.be/B7lWCu0Jux8?si=DY7z0A9arqeF6jxn)


    |u/wish1977 - 11 hours
    |
    |Look at the fear in that cop's eyes. Tyson was like an uncaged lion
    |once the fight was stopped.


    |u/John-A - 19 hours
    |
    |Tell me you've never once tried to remove a mouthful of your
    |enemie's flesh with your teeth without saying it 🙄


    |u/BullShitting-24-7 - 15 hours
    |
    |He drank a lot and did lots of cocaine and was out of control.


    |u/glycophosphate - 14 hours
    |
    |And the being a violent rapist.


  |u/Earthly_Delights_ - 8 hours
  |
  |Genuinely curious: what set him off?


    |u/CaptainBigShoe - 7 hours
    |
    |Holyfield was head butting him over and over.  Like the girls fight
    |last night.


      |u/imsorryaboutthat2 - 5 hours
      |
      |I was hopping that Serrano would bite the other girl’s ear too. It
      |would be poetic that it happened before Tyson’s fight.


  |u/bad_spelling_advice - 6 hours
  |
  |Photos like this of Mike make me incredibly sad.   We've always
  |considered Mike wild, unhinged, after blood, and just seeking ultimate
  |violence.   We've treated him like a wild animal, and that's unfair. I
  |mean, you could photoshop Mike out and put a lion in and it wouldn't
  |change the photo in the slightest.


    |u/ElysiumAB - 4 hours
    |
    |I mean, he bit part of a man's ear off.


      |u/inescapableburrito - 3 hours
      |
      |After being fouled dozens of times by Holy field, his pleas to the
      |ref being ignored, and not being given time to treat injuries.
      |You'd be pretty pissed off too


        |u/TheHabro - 43 minutes
        |
        |Not being able to control one's emotions is a characteristic of
        |an animal though.


|u/Logical_Parameters - 1 day
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|It looks like they called in Lt. Jim Dangle and the Reno 911 crew!


  |u/IGolfMyBalls - 22 hours
  |
  |![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


    |u/tigers1122 - 21 hours
    |
    |New boot goofin’


      |u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN - 17 hours
      |
      |![gif](giphy|RKOd5NkTNCyB2)


        |u/Inter_Web_User - 14 hours
        |
        |Who stole his bike today?


          |u/Asyran - 12 hours
          |
          |Junior. It's always Junior...


        |u/PsychologicalLeg7873 - 5 hours
        |
        |What show is this?


      |u/OfficerBarbier - 18 hours
      |
      |Got em on layaway at Zapateria La Bailarina


        |u/Leftover_Salad - 18 hours
        |
        |you can't really do much better...well you can but not at these
        |prices


          |u/PunishedWolf4 - 18 hours
          |
          |3 payments


            |u/nameistakentryagain - 10 hours
            |
            |Genuine ostrich


        |u/OtterishDreams - 18 hours
        |
        |god reno is a shithole :)


  |u/Hanz_VonManstrom - 19 hours
  |
  |That really does look like Jones, (fat) Junior, and Dangle. I feel
  |like they must have based their characters off this.


  |u/Travelingman9229 - 23 hours
  |
  |Wow! 100%


  |u/GullibleBed2001 - 17 hours
  |
  |Came here to say the same thing.  Middle one lookin like Paul Blart


    |u/AquaWitch0715 - 9 hours
    |
    |I'd watch that. Lt. Dangle, Paul Blart, and maybe Michael Clarke
    |Duncan (he played Lucius Washington in Talladega Nights) as a
    |serious cop, all telling stories leading up to the evening of that
    |boxing event lol.


  |u/ElDuderino_92 - 13 hours
  |
  |Pre shorts Dangle was a previous life


  |u/SnowCappedPetes - 9 hours
  |
  |Came here to say this!


|u/LazoHollyfeld - 21 hours
|
|Now that was a Tyson fight. The good old days


  |u/Frost_blade - 18 hours
  |
  |This is why I didn't watch the recent one. No one was going to let
  |Mike be Mike. Including himself. He's said before how he doesn't like
  |that side of himself. If that Mike was in the ring yesterday, Jake may
  |not have lived.


    |u/ScrewAttackThis - 17 hours
    |
    |Tyson is 58 years old. That side of himself just doesn't exist
    |anymore. He threw 97 punches and was *gassed* from it and that was
    |with the short 2 minute rounds. He's not the one that was holding
    |back during that "fight".


      |u/dsn0wman - 16 hours
      |
      |He was literally done 30 seconds into the second round. Stamina is
      |a problem when comparing a 20 year old to a 60 year old.


        |u/ScrewAttackThis - 16 hours
        |
        |100%. It went exactly as I expected it to. No way either of them
        |were going to knock out the other. Tyson is just too old and
        |knocking out a 58 year old is, well, shitty.   I'm honestly a
        |bit ashamed I even watched it but kudos to them for making so
        |much money off of it. It's our damn fault for watching it lol.


          |u/ackermann - 12 hours
          |
          |> and knocking out a 58 year old is, well, shitty  Not that
          |Jake Paul is above doing shitty things for publicity…


          |u/Raptor_234 - 13 hours
          |
          |‘It went exactly as I expected it to’ 🤓🤓🤓 Shutcho goofy ass up
          |😭😭


            |u/ScrewAttackThis - 13 hours
            |
            |You're an idiot if you thought it was gonna be anything else


              |u/BillyFromSpacee - 11 hours
              |
              |Agreed. I sent a text right before the fight that said,
              |"Either it's staged and Jake wins by decision, or Mike no
              |longer has the stamina of a young fella and Jake still
              |wins by decision." I didn't watch it because I didn't have
              |to.


              |u/Raptor_234 - 8 hours
              |
              |Did I say that I did? Man Shutcho goofy ass up 😂😂😂


            |u/girthytruffle - 4 hours
            |
            |Wow your dumbass was so convinced Tyson was gonna win that
            |you truly believe no one could’ve seen this shit coming 😭🤣
            |insane


        |u/TheSpanxxx - 14 hours
        |
        |For sure. My (48) son (20) went to watch it at a friend's house
        |last night and we were texting during the match. After the 4th I
        |sent him, "reminder: Tyson is 10 years older than me. He's tired
        |AF"


        |u/epanek - 8 hours
        |
        |I’m 57. Former ice hockey player. I could get on skates and
        |practice and look respectable. For a shift or two.


        |u/BigBlueTimeMachine - 4 hours
        |
        |The funny thing is that in his prime, a lot of his fights didn't
        |even last 30 seconds.


        |u/pedrosorio - 4 hours
        |
        |>Stamina is a problem when comparing a 20 year old to a 60 year
        |old.  This is obviously true, but I don't think Mike's
        |performance can be explained just by "58 year old men run out of
        |stamina in 3 minutes". There are 60 year olds who run marathons
        |in under 3 hours. The world record for the 60+ age bracket is
        |2h30m.   He didn't look right walking to the ring.


      |u/monkeybojangles - 17 hours
      |
      |Yeah, round one he looked better than I expected. Round three you
      |knew it was over and Jake Paul was just going easy. He could have
      |rocked him at that point. Mike couldn't move his feet and pretty
      |much had to wait for Paul to come to him.


        |u/ScrewAttackThis - 17 hours
        |
        |Yeah, one of the 18 punches that he landed in the fight was
        |pretty good.


      |u/Breadloafs - 16 hours
      |
      |Paul could have ended it at any point after the middle of round 2.
      |There just no way that Tyson would have been able to defend
      |himself or aggress hard enough to keep Paul off of him. His
      |stamina was just gone.   Round 3 just drove home that it was a
      |spectacle fight with no actual teeth. It feels bad that this is
      |going to be the final note in Tyson's career: a panting, shuffling
      |dance-off in the 3rd round. Sad shit.


        |u/ScrewAttackThis - 16 hours
        |
        |I don't get why they didn't just market it as an exhibition
        |rather than pretend it wasn't. That weigh in was just so much
        |cringe with Paul yelling into the mic about it being personal
        |and how he was going to knock Tyson out lmao.


          |u/Breadloafs - 14 hours
          |
          |Because this entire ordeal was Logan Paul's initiative, and
          |he's an *influencer*. He has one setting, and it's hype above
          |all else. It's his one skill.


            |u/Capable-Passage-8580 - 14 hours
            |
            |He is a a douchebag but he has MANY above average talents.


            |u/TheSaiguy - 13 hours
            |
            |What does Logan have to do with the fight?


              |u/clausti - 9 hours
              |
              |skinny ass Logan skulking, openly incredulous in every
              |scene


          |u/PoisonCoyote - 6 hours
          |
          |Because then they wouldn't have allowed bets.


            |u/ScrewAttackThis - 6 hours
            |
            |I didn't even think about that and I think you hit the nail
            |on the head lol


        |u/thtanner - 15 hours
        |
        |At 58 that's nothing to be ashamed of.


          |u/Breadloafs - 14 hours
          |
          |I agree, but capping off a legendary boxing career with a
          |lazy, unimpressive cash grab of an exhibition match is sad
          |shit.


      |u/HRslammR - 10 hours
      |
      |Roy Jones Jr and Rosie both immediately noticed Mike had no leg
      |drive or power. You knew they could tell where it was going the
      |whole time.


      |u/inefekt - 11 hours
      |
      |The version of Tyson you see in this picture would have destroyed
      |Jake Paul...it would not have lasted more than minute.


        |u/ScrewAttackThis - 11 hours
        |
        |Well, duh


      |u/Toph-Builds-the-fire - 15 hours
      |
      |I honestly respect Jake Paul from that fight. Not as a boxer, but
      |he seems a somewhat decent human. It was round one, fuck! This
      |might not be what I signed up for. Then it was 7 rounds of, fuck
      |if I hit him too hard he might die. Also, he can't put together
      |more than 2 punch combos.


        |u/EarthBounder - 14 hours
        |
        |Jake Paul isn't stupid.. as odd as that feels to type. He'd be
        |hated (moreso.. ) if he KO'd Mike. Following that moment in
        |round 2 or 3where he staggered Mike quite badly, it was very
        |clear from then on that he was backing off and just letting it
        |play out. Showing lots of respect at the end was also very
        |endearing, I'll admit, despite the whole thing clearly being a
        |cash grab marketing gimmick.


          |u/Toph-Builds-the-fire - 14 hours
          |
          |I honestly don't mind that either. Not like it was PPV.
          |Literally cost nothing, got to see an old legend spar with an
          |idiot. Pretty much went how I expected. I didn't watch the
          |undercards though. Were they good?


            |u/EarthBounder - 14 hours
            |
            |I didn't watch them either, but folks have generally said
            |the ladies fight Taylor v Serrano was good.


            |u/vanwhaleson - 14 hours
            |
            |The second fight was amazing! They went hard


        |u/reece1495 - 14 hours
        |
        |I sort of gained a bit of respect for him then instantly lost it
        |when Mike went to shake his hand at the end and got ignored 


          |u/Toph-Builds-the-fire - 12 hours
          |
          |Didn't see that part. Switched it pretty quick after the final
          |bell.


    |u/Ajj360 - 15 hours
    |
    |Idk why i even bothered.  I could tell by the look on Tysons face as
    |he entered the ring this would be a sham.


    |u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX - 13 hours
    |
    |To be fair, this is why I feel like Mike is one of the greatest
    |athletes of all time. Yes he’s done and said some awful shit in his
    |past, but he seems like he works incredibly hard to better himself
    |day after day. He’s put in tremendous work on his physique, his
    |skill, and his power. The last 10-15 years seem like he’s put in the
    |same type of work on emotional control, anger management and his
    |overall well-being.


    |u/VerboseWarrior - 17 hours
    |
    |That would have been a real shame. I'm sure ones of people, maybe
    |even tens would show up for the funeral.


    |u/TheMightyArsenal - 11 hours
    |
    |he’s 58 for fuck sake  anyone that has ever done any kind of martial
    |art would tell you he is too old


  |u/spikernum1 - 16 hours
  |
  |Anyone who goes back to watch a SINGLE ROUND of Tyson fighting in his
  |prime will know that Tyson wasn't there last night.


    |u/inefekt - 11 hours
    |
    |Peak Tyson would have destroyed the Tyson we saw last night....and
    |he would have destroyed Jake Paul. I mean c'mon, the dude was a
    |youtube personality who decided it would be a laugh if he tried
    |boxing. Real boxers train their entire lives, Jake Paul started in
    |his 20s. There's a reason why he has only fought one actual, in his
    |prime, pro boxer....and he lost.


|u/Wilwheatonfan87 - 20 hours
|
|https://youtu.be/lhrDjcwFn9Q?si=yPMzGP4Pcteggw7A  Video leading up to
|this. Holyfield kept doing headbutts and low blows and getting away with
|it.


  |u/arkam_uzumaki - 19 hours
  |
  |Thank you


  |u/outtakes - 16 hours
  |
  |Legendary


  |u/slinkyjosh - 8 hours
  |
  |I've always heard that he bit the guy's ear "OFF", as the title of
  |this post says. Which to me sounds like a complete removal of the ear.
  |TIL that was not the case at all. If anything he only bit off about
  |10% of his ear at most.


  |u/DmitriRussian - 2 hours
  |
  |Isn't it funny that things always sound worse out of context. This is
  |a good example of why we always need context.


|u/emmasdad01 - 1 day
|
|You can see the thoughts of “I don’t get paid enough for this” across
|their faces.


  |u/actuarally - 21 hours
  |
  |Except Saul Goodman in his Dunkin Donuts disguise. The irrational
  |confidence of trying to lunge/grab at a heavyweight boxer who JUST ate
  |a man's ear...that's...something.


    |u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe - 21 hours
    |
    |Mike Tyson *earned* the title,"baddest man on the planet," for a
    |reason and none of those cops are willing to find out why.


    |u/c30live - 19 hours
    |
    |Cinnabon! 🤣 spot on


    |u/DashCat9 - 17 hours
    |
    |I suddenly wish the joke in breaking bad was “running a Dunkin’
    |Donuts in stoughton MA”.


  |u/doctornph - 18 hours
  |
  |Those cops were probably making like $11/hour back then 😂😂 not enough
  |to take a Tyson haymaker


    |u/bailey25u - 6 hours
    |
    |I never feel bad for a cop… but Jesus am I scared for those cops in
    |that photo


  |u/SoloWingPixy88 - 22 hours
  |
  |Too many witnesses to shoot.


    |u/bostonfever - 21 hours
    |
    |Can't shoot the oligarchs gladiators


  |u/WooPigSchmooey - 10 hours
  |
  |I had forgotten about this whole thing. I remember him like shuffling
  |toward them when they started to advance. Funny.


|u/Klin24 - 23 hours
|
|Cop on the left "yep, I'm keeping my distance."


  |u/thehumbinator - 22 hours
  |
  |Every other cop simultaneously, “aw shit, that was my plan!”


    |u/hexsis555 - 22 hours
    |
    |But the cop is in shape, look at his tence leg muscles even through
    |the uniform, hes expecting to get some action


      |u/noob_wins - 21 hours
      |
      |Piping hot thighs


      |u/saltandpepper1111 - 22 hours
      |
      |![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


|u/InstagramLincoln - 21 hours
|
|I know it's the 90s, but they somehow had the most 80s looking police
|force on duty.


  |u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld - 20 hours
  |
  |That was before the militarization of police


    |u/Bucknastyy25 - 19 hours
    |
    |Right, things were better when they just had a slapjack and the Ole
    |six shooter.


|u/waltzthrees - 22 hours
|
|1997, not 1996


  |u/ATXPibble - 22 hours
  |
  |Thank you for this correction. I was so confused.


    |u/GaymerThyme - 20 hours
    |
    |Yeah 1996 was their first bout. 1997 was the rematch and ear-biting.


  |u/inm808 - 18 hours
  |
  |The year face/off came out


  |u/JackDrawsStuff - 13 hours
  |
  |Ninety theven, not ninety thix!


|u/Successful_Gap8927 - 22 hours
|
|I was in Vegas that night. Didn’t see the fight but saw Madonna and
|Dennis Rodman at Cesar’s.


  |u/Welkominspace - 22 hours
  |
  |That must've been very traumatic for you.


    |u/MrWonderful11890 - 21 hours
    |
    |lol 😂


  |u/mindfungus - 20 hours
  |
  |I wasn’t in Vegas that night, nor did I see the fight. But I was
  |eating a bowl of noodles with a side of gyoza and some edamame at a
  |ramen restaurant.


  |u/Azazel_The_Fox - 19 hours
  |
  |that's kinda funny because I just saw Rodman in Caesar's like a year
  |and change ago.  he never left lol


    |u/ihorsey10 - 19 hours
    |
    |Except for a few trips to north Korea.


  |u/cornmonger_ - 17 hours
  |
  |were they scissoring?


  |u/Orix_Blue - 14 hours
  |
  |I heard Madonna fought dirty that night. Bad sportsmanship!


|u/MacReady_2112 - 23 hours
|
|Did anyone notice the big lump (tumor?) on Iron Mike’s back, between his
|shoulders, during the exhibition fight last night?


  |u/FlowAffect - 22 hours
  |
  |It's a Lipoma. They are benign tumors made of fat tissue.   My
  |grandmother got lots of them on her shoulders / neck / head when she
  |got older.


    |u/MrMoon5hine - 12 hours
    |
    |I just had 3 removed, they look like chicken fat.


  |u/No-Special2682 - 23 hours
  |
  |![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


|u/MrdrOfCrws - 19 hours
|
|I remember some kid walked around school with a shirt that had a grainy
|picture of the bite and the caption, "if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em"
|and it has lived in my head since then.


|u/theorgan - 18 hours
|
|This Tyson would kill Jake Paul


|u/surle - 22 hours
|
|I want you to stop biting ears off right meow.


  |u/violentpac - 22 hours
  |
  |Yethir, thorry thir


  |u/thehumbinator - 22 hours
  |
  |Shenanigans!


  |u/ermghoti - 21 hours
  |
  |Did you thay "meow?"


|u/voltr0n57 - 18 hours
|
|Oh how i wish that was the mike that stepped into the ring yesterday.


|u/Prestigious_Eye2638 - 19 hours
|
|Imagine this version of Mike Tyson were to fight shitter Paul... That
|would've been a literal murder


  |u/arkam_uzumaki - 19 hours
  |
  |Jake Paul would shit his pants after seeing this Mike Tyson


    |u/NanoChainedChromium - 15 hours
    |
    |Cant say id blame him. There is no amount of money you could pay me
    |to be in the ring with THIS Tyson for even a few seconds.


    |u/Prestigious_Eye2638 - 19 hours
    |
    |FR)


  |u/DrGeraldBaskums - 15 hours
  |
  |Imagine the shit talking leading up to it? People were up in arms
  |about that little slap. This Tyson was talking about eating his
  |opponents children and blowing massive amounts of coke


    |u/Prestigious_Eye2638 - 15 hours
    |
    |Yet no one did nothing


|u/Careful_Breakfast602 - 19 hours
|
|Wow. That was almost 30 years ago.


  |u/CoffeeTableReads - 10 hours
  |
  |1997, not 96 but still, how time has flown! I remember the sheer
  |excitement around this and the total frenzy over the ear, so many kids
  |recreating it in the school yard! 


|u/Thundercats_Hoooo - 16 hours
|
|peak Tyson with likely a ridiculous amount of Coke and Steroids in him
|is the stuff of nightmares


|u/shawndw - 12 hours
|
|Mike Tyson faces off with the cast of Reno 911


|u/Junky_Juke - 21 hours
|
|Look at their faces. You can see terror and fear. The guy on the left is
|like "please don't kill me".


|u/simonfl89 - 19 hours
|
|Is this on video?


|u/Fluffybunny717 - 14 hours
|
|Nicolas Cage is in everything these days


|u/Away_Concert8771 - 14 hours
|
|Wats in his waist?


|u/inefekt - 11 hours
|
|That version of Tyson wasn't close to the younger, undefeated version
|where fights would barely last beyond the first round. But even this
|version of Tyson would have absolutely destroyed Jake Paul.


|u/ElGuano - 20 hours
|
|Whoa, back up boys be careful!!  Why, is he gonna punch us or bite us?
|YES!!


|u/Soviet_Broski - 19 hours
|
|Is there video of this fight?


  |u/arkam_uzumaki - 19 hours
  |
  |You might find it in YouTube


|u/MVP2585 - 17 hours
|
|I’d like to have seen a fight between this version of Tyson and Jake
|Paul. That would have been entertaining…


|u/Whatatimetobealive83 - 12 hours
|
|Those guys want none of that smoke. Can’t blame them.


|u/The_Spectacle - 20 hours
|
|cop on the right is a dead ringer for Cliff Clavin


|u/Zestyclose-Camp3553 - 19 hours
|
|That version of Mike Tyson would have knocked Paul's head off in the
|first round.


|u/asdtfdr - 20 hours
|
|Wasn’t the ear thing on the second fight in 1997?


|u/doomblackdeath - 18 hours
|
|1997


|u/cashcrop_ - 18 hours
|
|June 28, 1997 was the date of the bite


|u/SayianZ - 13 hours
|
|That side of Tyson is dead. Nothing short of a John Wick plot could
|trigger that version of himself.


|u/ToySouljah - 13 hours
|
|This was 28 years ago, the person Tyson “fought” yesterday wasn’t even
|born yet.


  |u/iiitme - 12 hours
  |
  |Tyson is 58 there was nothing fair about that fight


|u/Difficult_Quiet2381 - 11 hours
|
|Everyone was still terrified of him after watching him get his ass
|kicked. Holyfield included.


|u/longstrongdonkeykong - 10 hours
|
|Where was this spirit yesterday?


|u/wtmrFTW - 10 hours
|
|What’s Nicolas Cage doing there


|u/GrungyGrandPapi - 9 hours
|
|None of those cops wanted any of that


|u/sausage_ditka_bulls - 8 hours
|
|Tyson’s actions that night certainly wild but keep in mind Holyfield
|kept head butting and ref ignored it. I’m mot saying biting his ear was
|the proper response but …..


|u/MrGeek89 - 7 hours
|
|Jake Paul wouldn’t face prime Mike Tyson.


|u/Logik_in_theory - 22 hours
|
|If Mike had bitten Trump's ear, it would have grown back.


|u/Iamtim92 - 20 hours
|
|Even with guns these mother fuckers we’re afraid of Mike Tyson


|u/ScienceIsSexy420 - 20 hours
|
|Anyone that wasn't a famous millionaire athlete would have been shot
|dead in this situation.


  |u/hellishafterworld - 18 hours
  |
  |Assuming they didn’t miss and end up blowing someone in the crowd’s
  |brains out.


    |u/ScienceIsSexy420 - 18 hours
    |
    |If it wasn't televised they wouldn't give it a second thought 🤷‍♂️


|u/excitement2k - 21 hours
|
|He didn’t bite his entire fucking ear off. He bit a piece off. Sure it’s
|semantics…but in general exaggeration  is a poor implementation into
|conversation and society.


  |u/craigathan - 21 hours
  |
  |Or you can say he tried to bite his ear off...twice. And who knows how
  |many bites he missed!


|u/R34vspec - 18 hours
|
|alternate timeline
|[https://imgur.com/a/ARpKVBD](https://imgur.com/a/ARpKVBD)


|u/furrywinklebone - 20 hours
|
|Winston Zeddemore out of ghostbusters next job


|u/eelam_garek - 19 hours
|
|"Whoth nexth?"


|u/Bagmasterflash - 19 hours
|
|The guy in the middle knew what we figured out last night.  No one wants
|to knock out an old man.


|u/Mysterious_Rule5552 - 18 hours
|
|![gif](giphy|XBS7cpJaQzfclAzSJn)  Jake Paul (circa 1996)


|u/TetrisMultiplier - 18 hours
|
|Now that would’ve made his recent fight worth watching


|u/DismissedArster - 18 hours
|
|The officer on the right is like "I am gonna stand back".


|u/coldheartjustice - 18 hours
|
|4 years after being convicted of rape.


|u/MayorOfGonewild - 18 hours
|
|It was this moment.....


|u/pacerjones20 - 18 hours
|
|Cop on the right ended up being my boss at a small college public safety
|department. He’s a dick.


|u/Sacredfice - 17 hours
|
|Still can't believe Mike Tyson built up all his fame then now just a
|gold digger. Just how much money do you even need for retirement?


|u/sphmach1 - 17 hours
|
|Ruff ruff ruff. Awoooooooo growwwllllll. Yip yip


|u/DeeAmazingRod - 17 hours
|
|That was the animalistic Tyson, ferocious, biting ears, and eating
|children.


|u/bplurt - 16 hours
|
|"You first, Kowalski!"


|u/MTan989 - 16 hours
|
|At least he’s wearing shorts in this photo. That video interview scarred
|me.


|u/DaftDestroyers - 15 hours
|
|Not off


|u/tytheguy45 - 14 hours
|
|Where was this Tyson lastnight 🤔


|u/glycophosphate - 14 hours
|
|This was 1 year and 8 months after he got out of prison, where he served
|three whole years of a 6-year sentance for brutally raping an 18-year-
|old woman.


|u/Cheeky_Wanker69 - 13 hours
|
|Prime Tyson would have straight up eaten Paul in the ring, no leftovers.


|u/Ebolatastic - 13 hours
|
|Love how dude in the middle has no fear while his two wingmen look
|scared AF.


|u/Zestyclose_Foot_134 - 13 hours
|
|![gif](giphy|GyKCVW91R83Ek)  It’s okay Mike


|u/BludStanes - 13 hours
|
|They all look terrified lmao


|u/Worldly_Newspaper_79 - 13 hours
|
|I actually met Mike Tyson when he took a plea on the Brooklyn case where
|he had whipped the asses of some guys that were harassing him at a
|hotel.  Mike looks sort of tall n really big on TV but although wide he
|is a little guy.  I’m less than 5’2  n no way he is 5’10.


|u/kiln_ickersson - 12 hours
|
|Officer dangle on the right


|u/Guadalagringo - 11 hours
|
|Modern cops would have just shot him


|u/Emeraldfox_5 - 10 hours
|
|If this doesn’t look like a clip from Reno 911!


|u/Super_Environment - 10 hours
|
|Btw he only bit a small chunk of his ear. Definitely not the entire ear,
|also it was 1997 not 96


|u/Ok-Letterhead-698 - 10 hours
|
|https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdFWdNkP/  This video explained why Tyson is the
|champ


|u/andanotherone_1 - 9 hours
|
|Lookin like wwe security doing nothing but putting hands up


|u/nich-ender - 8 hours
|
|Bro’s back muscles have muscles.


|u/Illustrious_Job_6390 - 8 hours
|
|Why does this look like it could be a episode of Reno 911


|u/SupaGasDrawls - 8 hours
|
|The literal fear in those men's eyes


|u/Joeyakathug69 - 7 hours
|
|I mean, cops are probably on their special assignment gig, hoping for
|some security, and a heck of a show to take a peak once in a while, and
|now suddenly they have to fight off hyped up Mike Tyson who bit
|someone's ear off


|u/ninjasowner14 - 6 hours
|
|Ya I could never be a cop, Id have my gun drawn as soon as I saw Tyson


|u/helloarchitect - 6 hours
|
|What’s with the white cop’s t-rex hand?


|u/simpletonius - 6 hours
|
|Same back I watched last night. Only he was just biting his gloves.


|u/krav_mark - 4 hours
|
|These cops are scared ! That would be my face when I see a loose lion a
|few feet away from me.


|u/Few-Emergency5971 - 4 hours
|
|This is the Mike I choose to remember


|u/BreakingForce - 3 hours
|
|...am I the only one who can't unsee Mike's backwards left hand?


|u/Whatsername831 - 1 hour
|
|Good thing they are wearing brown pants! 👍


|u/Silent_Cut_3359 - 10 hours
|
|Silverback!!!


|u/demonsg1 - 20 hours
|
|Good old days when everything was more real.


  |u/jtanuki - 20 hours
  |
  |Jake Paul probably won't as much as suckle an opponent at weigh in at
  |any point in his career. Cowards these days, the lot of them.


|u/blueboykc - 21 hours
|
|That’s the Tyson I want to see fight Paul. Both of them Jake and Francis
|or whatever his name is.. at the same time..


  |u/Makaveli80 - 20 hours
  |
  |No way, any half way competent boxer would wreck Jake Paul, let alone
  |Mike Tyson closer to his prime.


  |u/PositivityPending - 20 hours
  |
  |Only to dumb people


  |u/guitarguy1685 - 20 hours
  |
  |No it won't. Mike will always be a maniac in everyone's mind. This
  |fight did nothing to his legacy


|u/RockstarQuaff - 22 hours
|
|Where was THAT Mike Tyson last night?


  |u/Coolkurwa - 22 hours
  |
  |In the nineties.


  |u/Pain_Xtreme - 21 hours
  |
  |He's 60 dawg he's a gramp now


|u/Roseph88 - 21 hours
|
|It's incredibly stupid that anyone believed that this was the guy who
|was fighting Paul.


|u/Jsmooth123456 - 19 hours
|
|What a massive pile of shit


|u/Full-Association-175 - 17 hours
|
|Tell me what is the normal amount of time that needs to pass for a
|rapist to become a cult hero.


  |u/Pourkinator - 15 hours
  |
  |I mean one just got elected president…


  |u/aespinoza91 - 16 hours
  |
  |For you obviously there isn’t enough time on this planet apparently


  |u/roostorx - 16 hours
  |
  |Maybe 28 years?


|u/DerMetulz - 19 hours
|
|I really, really don't wanna see this shit right now


|u/possu177 - 19 hours
|
|What a disappointment… clearly staged… 😓


  |u/arkam_uzumaki - 19 hours
  |
  |It seems like that.


|u/scousewilko89 - 18 hours
|
|How the mighty have fallen.


|u/RedeyeSPR - 18 hours
|
|Fast forward 25 years and they would have just shot him.


|u/Haris01 - 15 hours
|
|Why did he bite the ear off?


  |u/valord - 15 hours
  |
  |It was Tyson's second bout vs Holyfield. Holyfield won the first match
  |by using the hug tactics. Tyson was frustrated. The second match
  |Holifield did the same tactics by constantly hugging, it wasn't boxing
  |and more of a hugging competition ,so Tyson was very frustrated and
  |bit his ear off.


|u/2NDPLACEWIN - 1 day
|
|What does the rapist boxer have in his waist/elastic ?  left rear.


  |u/Funmachine - 22 hours
  |
  |It's the belt guard. What boxers wear under their shorts.


    |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 22 hours
    |
    |much appreciated.


  |u/trireme32 - 23 hours
  |
  |Is this trying to be some weird pun on “ear”?  I don’t get the joke at
  |all


    |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 23 hours
    |
    |my god people are slow.  no,..im genuinly asking what this rapist
    |(mike tyson)   has tucked into his waist, on the left hand side
    |..thats all.


      |u/trireme32 - 23 hours
      |
      |1.  Why do you type like that?  It’s odd and off-putting.  2.
      |What points are you trying to score by consistently pointing out
      |that he’s a rapist?  3.  Still don’t get the joke.  Take the “L”
      |on this one, champ.


        |u/elkstwit - 22 hours
        |
        |Tyson seemingly has something tucked into his waistband. They’re
        |asking what it is.


          |u/trireme32 - 22 hours
          |
          |I suppose it would’ve been really difficult to avoid the weird
          |formatting and just plain impossible to not virtue-signal, and
          |just type “What’s Tyson got tucked into his waistband in that
          |photo?” or the like…


  |u/iwishihadnobones - 23 hours
  |
  |I don't get it


    |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 23 hours
    |
    |??  in this picture of mike tyson   (the rapist)    he has summin
    |tucked into his waistband,..i wondered what it was.


      |u/BaldingThor - 23 hours
      |
      |it’s a belt


        |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 23 hours
        |
        |no


          |u/BaldingThor - 23 hours
          |
          |it’s clearly part of a belt buckle


            |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 23 hours
            |
            |clearly ??  ok, dick


              |u/BaldingThor - 23 hours
              |
              |I’m just pointing out it’s obvious a belt.


                |u/2NDPLACEWIN - 22 hours
                |
                |"obvious"  is it ?  Go away now.


                  |u/BaldingThor - 22 hours
                  |
                  |https://imgur.com/a/DQBZVVK you need your eyes checked