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|u/DjRipNickMcNasty - 1 day
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|That dude has the biggest head I have ever seen.. like I couldn’t help
|but instantly notice how big that head was, what a head
|u/borlak - 1 day
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|When the woman sang the national anthem, his head was much bigger than
|hers...and she was closer to the camera.
|u/johnnyg42 - 23 hours
|
|That’s exactly what I said! His head was like bigger than her upper
|body and he must have been 20 feet behind her. Did not make sense at
|all lol. I think it may be partly him being and a big guy and also
|something to do with the type of camera lens being used? Can any
|experts weigh in?
|u/myusernameis2lon - 23 hours
|
|Expert here, that guy has a really big head. Like really, really
|big.
|u/quafs - 1 day
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|Legendary head
|u/-Stacys_mom - 1 day
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|Head honcho
|u/Drainbownick - 1 day
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|Absolute unit
|u/kshump - 1 day
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|Heady Lamarr
|u/Slippy_27 - 22 hours
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|That’s HEADLEY!
|u/Burger_Gamer - 23 hours
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|Godhead
|u/Hikes83 - 1 day
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|Sniper’s dream
|u/CalvinAshdale- - 1 day
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|Bobs in the house
|u/Hikes83 - 1 day
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|We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden
|u/Babamef69 - 20 hours
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|Gary Cheeseman?
|u/etherwerldle - 18 hours
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|I don’t think you understand, it’s a very sick bird.
|u/Hikes83 - 18 hours
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|Mavis
|u/TearsOfTheOrphan - 1 day
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|I think that is also is neck
|u/islandwalkerr - 17 hours
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|What neck...head goes straight to the shoulders
|u/uiouyug - 1 day
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|r/absoluteunits I noticed this when the lady was singing the
|national anthem. I thought some camera trickery was going on. Dudes
|head was like 5x the size of hers.
|u/NomadicShip11 - 20 hours
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|The morphological variation across the human species is wild. That
|dudes skull is like, twice the size of the guy's next to him, I love
|it.
|u/Fathead10000 - 1 day
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|You were saying?
|u/Mech-Waldo - 1 day
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|He's at least 30ft behind Tyson and still takes up more screen space.
|u/Enough_Radish_9574 - 18 hours
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|Kip’s Big Boy all grown up.
|u/MrMilesDavis - 15 hours
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|Tyson's head is like 20 feet in front of this guy's head, and they are
|sized similarly
|u/bsmithi - 15 hours
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|seriously the whole time I kept getting distracted by him like bro,
|why is your head so BIG how is it so BIG wtf??
|u/Romanopapa - 13 hours
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|His head is as big as Tyson’s and he’s far behind him.
|u/Individual_Insect321 - 8 hours
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|The exact comment I was coming to post. Hahahh
|u/jazza2319 - 1 day
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|Head of the household..
|u/DryPersonality - 23 hours
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|Its all I could see every time he was on screen.
|u/zokkozokko - 1 day
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|I refer you to Sam Allardyce Esq.
|u/Superb-Combination43 - 1 day
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|I don’t like his head
|u/nashbrownies - 1 day
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|It's Robert Z'dar's son.
|u/MaddercatterE - 21 hours
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|I've seen bigger, knew a guy who's head *literally* looked like a
|swollen tick, a circle for his forehead but all around it looked
|swollen and soft, and yet it was all bone. Very scary 0/10 would not
|fight this man as a goat
|u/Zer0C00L321 - 1 day
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|Awful fight. Awful commentary. "I don't like his legs, I don't like his
|legs, I don't like his legs, I don't like his legs" What a let down.
|Tyson still a beast tho
|u/det4410 - 1 day
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|same thought i had, the whole thing was a joke. like what was up with
|all the audio glitches
|u/DryPersonality - 23 hours
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|Netflix isn't exactly known for their live productions.
|u/classless_classic - 1 day
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|That was a very boring fight. Not worth staying up for.
|u/xSilentSoundx - 1 day
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|Men I made the same mistake. Just wanted to see Tyson knock this guy
|out.then his age came to reality lol
|u/tiffiny_wallace - 23 hours
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|the fact this pic was one of the highlights speaks volumes
|u/gordonbombay42 - 1 day
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|I could have used some more commentary on Mike chewing his gloves. It
|was like the guys in the booth were obsessed with it they wouldn’t let
|it go.
|u/Kyle_c00per - 1 day
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|Every time i tune into a boxing match its this same cheesy production,
|commentators either unknowledgeable or coked out, terrible scoring and
|blatant robberies. I don't know how people still pay for it.
|u/Mr_Abe_Froman - 1 day
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|Rosie Perez was much better as the crooked cop from Pineapple Express.
|u/NoMountain472 - 22 hours
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|what a WHAT??? underrated
|u/corncob_johnson - 1 day
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|It's because they were staring at Tyson's ass r/miketysonsass
|u/classless_classic - 1 day
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|How TF is this already a thing. Most Reddit thing I’ve seen all year.
|u/corncob_johnson - 1 day
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|Idk... I made a comment a while ago about someone needing to make a
|sub to deal with the overabundance of Tyson's ass... Then I was
|like.., fuckit... I'ma do it I guess, lol
|u/intronert - 18 hours
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|Be the change you want to see.
|u/WalkNo6479 - 1 day
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|To be fair that moment was so out of pocket, dude goes about without
|pants knowing theres 100million people watching
|u/Elkaghar - 1 day
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|We waited years for this?.... really?
|u/ktr83 - 1 day
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|What else did you expect? Old man is old, even if he's Mike Tyson
|u/Elkaghar - 1 day
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|I expected a non choregraphed fight...
|u/ktr83 - 1 day
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|58 year old who hasn't competed in 20 years against a young in
|shape guy. It didn't need to be choreographed, it was always going
|to look that way.
|u/Fskn - 1 day
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|I understand their suspicions though, there were many moments he
|could've thrown *something* but just didn't. He bit his glove
|more times than he landed punches. Also he fought Roy Jones jr
|4 years ago so not 20, coincidentally, Paul fought on that card
|as a cruiserweight.
|u/ktr83 - 1 day
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|Because he was clearly gassed after round 3 and Paul was using
|his reach to keep Tyson at distance. And yes true Tyson did
|fight Jones recently but that was an exhibition not
|competition. Very different vibe.
|u/CommissionIcy9909 - 1 day
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|Why though? I can’t imagine what else your oblivious to in the
|world if you didn’t know this was a sham from the second it was
|announced.
|u/60510 - 1 day
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|AND Gov Abbot in the front row 🤮
|u/only_1der - 1 day
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|You are a visionary. lmao!!!!
|u/Julz5664_1111 - 1 day
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|Can he even turn his head? There’s no neck?
|u/Julz5664_1111 - 1 day
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|Is that head butters dad? (Woman’s fight)
|u/Philboyd_Studge - 1 day
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|You saw a fight? I saw a red circle spinning around at 96%
|u/LetsAutomateIt - 1 day
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|Gov Abbott was the most bizarre thing, didn’t know public servants got
|paid that well.
|u/Udjet - 1 day
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|He got rich from a tree falling on him and then changed the law so no
|one else could get awarded the same way if the same thing happened to
|them.
|u/EriktheRed - 23 hours
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|And he still gets five figures a MONTH from the insurance
|settlement. It even adjusts for inflation.
|u/ginnifred - 22 hours
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|We cannot be reminded of this enough. Thank you.
|u/EmbarrassedPath3282 - 1 day
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|Did you see that huge noggin while the Lady was singing the N Anthem?
|It’s the size of her torso!
|u/LeoLaDawg - 1 day
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|I don't know why, but I intensely disliked the goatee guy.
|u/LordOdin99 - 1 day
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|He was about to say something but the dummy was stuck at 25%.
|u/1970s_MonkeyKing - 1 day
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|The dummy was to the left, Texas Abbot.
|u/FormallyUnlucky - 22 hours
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|Someone needs to do the math on this. Figure out how far back he is in
|this shot. Calculate Tyson’s head circumference. Run some numbers and
|tell us how big this dude’s head really is.
|u/yoohoo202 - 17 hours
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|I think we'd need to see a banana to be sure
|u/YeeHawWyattDerp - 1 day
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|Imagine paying $2 million a ticket for fucking *that*
|u/EmptyAndrew - 22 hours
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|The dummies are the people that believe *any* Jake Paul fight is
|anything but performance art.
|u/strinersthut - 1 day
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|Yeah, but which one is which?
|u/alluptheass - 1 day
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|Bet they both feel like dummies right now
|u/DesertMagma - 22 hours
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|Tuned in late & honestly thought the guy on the left was a cardboard
|cutout for a few minutes. Absolutely still and somehow slightly out of
|focus.... then he moved.
|u/fandamplus - 21 hours
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|Big head was straight up asleep at some point
|u/noreservationsinhell - 8 hours
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|Did you guys see the paid Celsius drinking actors behind them? The whole
|fight the guy had on full Celsius gear, and him and the lady always had
|the label pointing the right way. Lol
|u/MareShoop63 - 1 day
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|Puppet man has no neck. Bizarre
|u/BHgent - 1 day
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|Me to my wife…”just who is this fat f**k?!”
|u/Garbagemeatstick2 - 1 day
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|The fight is so bad I turned it off. Too embarrassing to watch. So
|obviously staged I don’t know why there was so much hype around it.
|u/cloudrunner69 - 1 day
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|That fight with the two Mexcans was the main event as far as I'm
|concerned, that was fucking brutal, the girls where also savage. That
|was real boxing. I think any one of those fighters would have
|destroyed Fake Paul.
|u/Ayadd - 1 day
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|Why do people think it’s staged? I don’t get it. This is exactly what
|a fight between someone almost 60 and someone not even 30 is always
|going to look like. Nothing staged about it. You think Tyson is
|faking his panting and clearly out of breath movement? Like really?
|u/ktr83 - 1 day
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|Agreed. It was "rigged" in the sense that you have a young in shape
|guy boxing a senior citizen, but too many people were hoping for a
|Rocky Balboa moment
|u/johnaross1990 - 1 day
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|Guilty
|u/lkxyz - 1 day
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|Rocky's a movie. This is reality TV... so I guess?
|u/AThousandBloodhounds - 21 hours
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|It was more of a sparring match than a real fight. A large pay-
|day sparring match.
|u/Interesting_Cow5152 - 1 day
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|When you turn 58, you are going to look back at this comment and
|cringe. Seniors are 65+ my man by any way you slice it. That is
|when Seniors Discounts kick in, ffs.
|u/ktr83 - 1 day
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|Ok, but there's not a huge difference between a 58 and 65 year
|old when compared to a 27 year old in a boxing ring. Both are
|old and shouldn't be there.
|u/Ayadd - 1 day
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|Where I disagree is I think that was Tyson’s all, and it was,
|nothing. And so there was no reason for Jake to risk injury to
|himself or Tyson.
|u/OutdoorRaleigh - 1 day
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|HEAD!! PANTS NOW!
|u/pooponurdick - 1 day
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|Hahahah
|u/nikkojames - 1 day
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|Dude looks like he died
|u/DukeOfRadish - 1 day
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|The one guy seems excited. I'm going to guess that's the dummy.
|u/cromagsd - 1 day
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|Lmao, yup
|u/buttfuckedinboston - 1 day
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|I guess what we really need to know is if the one guy has his hand up
|the other guy’s ass.
|u/bodhiseppuku - 1 day
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|"Guess where my hand is ..."
|u/mia-dance - 1 day
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|*Looks like the dummy is about to throw hands for the first time this
|won’t end well*
|u/ghostadventuresready - 1 day
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|And straight to r/rareinsults you go.
|u/QueefMcQueefyballs - 1 day
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|Eric Weinstein and Tim Heidecker material
|u/Final_Winter7524 - 1 day
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|Penn and Teller? 🤣
|u/msa69zoo - 1 day
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|Dude you are half right on this one.
|u/zach0184 - 1 day
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|Greg!
|u/OathStoned - 1 day
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|MVP ceo dude was in that row i think. He was getting pissed at the
|headbutting girl was the best. Joey Fatone was behind squid game.
|u/sweetpowderedsugar - 1 day
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|These guys at the Tyson fight straight-up look like a ventriloquist and
|his dummy—super weird vibe, like they're part of a bad skit
|u/ADizzy_07 - 23 hours
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|When they said one of the judges was Laurence Cole I didnt expect it to
|be the shady boxing ref Laurence Cole.
|u/Endorkend - 22 hours
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|Dude on the left sure does look like he has a hand up his ass.
|u/Single_Pumpkin_1803 - 20 hours
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|Jaba the ring
|u/ThatsNotDietCoke - 20 hours
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|I've been asleep for the last 24 hours so... did the fight finally
|happen?
|u/Dazzling_Quarter_565 - 20 hours
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|I think its funnier to think the guy on the right is the ventriloquist
|and just isnt able use the doll well
|u/olenMollom - 19 hours
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|Penn and Teller?
|u/Enough_Radish_9574 - 18 hours
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|Kip’s Big Boy. FuckImOld sub knows…
|u/0neM0reLight - 18 hours
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|r/rareinsults
|u/Scootros-Hootros - 14 hours
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|Gottle of gear?
|u/Slagenthor - 14 hours
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|Dude it was cracking me up!
|u/thetaleofhousehoslow - 13 hours
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|"You're the dummy!" "No *you're* the dummy!" "...no *YOU'RE* the
|dummy!!"
|u/AnotherAnonist - 12 hours
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|Were that entertained by the fight to notice that, eh? Sure was a good
|one, hehe/s
|u/SirMightySmurf - 11 hours
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|We actually stopped during the Anthem for for a moment so I could
|scream.... look at that fucking guy's head.... OMFG his head is HUGE!
|u/Individual_Insect321 - 8 hours
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|Can you imagine a sinus infection in that noggin. Shew
|u/Haselrig - 4 hours
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|It's the new Henry Rollins on a Shelf I've been hearing about.
|u/justabill71 - 1 day
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|Already funnier than Jeff Dunham.
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