___
  /XX|  \   "THE GLOW
 /XXX|   \
|XXXX|    |
|XXXX|    |    OF THE BULB
|XXXX|    |
 \XXX|   /
  \XX|  /    WILL GUIDE
   \X| /
   |~~~|
   |===|   US ALL..."
   |===|

==== SOMNOLESCENT: SUBTERRANEAN =======================================
About (for non-compliant clients)
Somnolescent is a collective of artists, musicians, writers, coders,
and the anxious who chase creation as its own end. This is one of our
outposts, deep underground in the tunnels of endless Gopherspace.

We maintain this server as a low-overhead way for retro machines,
mobile devices, and the curious to browse our hoards. If you'd like
something a bit more visual, do check us out at our websites:
Somnolescent on the Web
As of January 2024, this place has recently been redesigned to be more
appealing to browse and less arbitrarily structured. We hope to keep
things much more up-to-date this time around, though again, use the
above link if you want to be on the bleeding edge of Somnol content.

(Still being worked on! Expect more on this menu soon!)

==== SIMPLE SELECTORS =================================================
About Somnolescent
Who we are, what we are, why we are
The Somnolescent Manifesto, Second Edition
A declaration of purpose (currently exclusive to Gopher!)
SomnolCCSO
A brand new CCSO search engine for Somnolians and their characters
Looking for something in particular?

==== PROJECTS =========================================================
AutoSite
Static sites, simplified
Pituophis and Gophew
Our homebrew Gopher search and serve solution (client too!)

==== REPOSITORIES =====================================================
The Grand Somnolescent Playlist
Noise and melodies courtesy of the Somnolians
The Somnolescent Art Gallery
The visually-expressive side of the bulb
w2krepo on Gopher
Software to bring your Windows 2000 PC to life