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     1 #!/bin/sh
     2 #
     3 # Don't drink and code.
     4 # Eval BOB!
     5 #
     6 # https://www.bob.be/
     7 #
     8 # We want to create awareness of people writing code while being drunken.
     9 # See PHP or Ruby on Rails for how to not do it. You will end up in a
    10 # life of misery, where you cannot escape and need to keep going until
    11 # your pension with some ugly language, reinventing what has been done
    12 # before. Noone will remember you, since you write shit code and the next
    13 # hype kid replaced your idea with their own hype, rewriting what you
    14 # already did.
    15 #
    16 # Example BOB file:
    17 #
    18 #        
    19 #
    20 # See index.bob for an example file.
    21 #
    22 
    23 if [ -z "$1" ];
    24 then
    25         input="/dev/stdin"
    26 else
    27         input="$1"
    28 fi
    29 
    30 {
    31         awk -v "bob=1" \
    32         'BEGIN {
    33                 print "cat </ {
    43                 sub(/?>/,"\ncat <