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utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!schuh
Thu Apr 22 10:17:55 1982
Sex, Snow, and Dogs
Q: What do sex and a snowstorm have in common?
A: You don't know when it's coming,
	you don't know how long it's going to last,
	and you don't know how many inches you're going to get.

Also in questionable taste, but only funny when told aloud:
	The latest Chinese cookbook-
	101 ways to wok your dog.

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