Autcsrgv.297 net.jokes utzoo!utcsrgv!chris Tue Apr 20 11:53:56 1982 Election day blues A Trip to the Polls (for Canajans only) In a rural riding a farmer who lived miles from town decided to go in and cast his vote in the Federal election. Halfway into town his old truck broke down, so he got out and stuck out his thumb. After a while, a big shiny Cadillac pulled up, and a fat man leaned out. "Can you give me a ride into town to vote?", the farmer asked him. "Sure, but first tell me how you're going to vote", the business man asked. "I've been voting Conservative for years, my good man", the farmer replied. "Well, sorry then, I can't give you a lift. Goodbye", and the fat man roared away. Well, after about 20 minutes, another big car pulled up, and the driver asked him if he wanted a lift into town to vote. "Yessir", the farmer said, "I want to get into town to vote". "Well, first tell me which way you're going to vote", the driver asked. "Conservative, like my dad, and his dad before him", the farmer answered. "I can't take you, then", the driver said, "you'd be voting against me". And he, too, left in a cloud of dust. As you can imagine, the farmer was getting rather pissed off at these developments. But, he knew another car should be along soon. Sure enough, a few minutes later a flashy new sports car pulled up, with a sexy looking young woman driving. The farmer had never seen anything like her, 'cepting maybe in a city magazine. "Hello, there, would you like a ride into the polls?", she asked pertly. "You bet!", the farmer answered. "Tell me, who are you going to vote for". "Well, I think I'll be voting liberal today", the farmer anwered, figuring that this would be the only way he'd get into town. "Well, that's good; in you jump", she said, and off they went. Well, the old farmer couldn't even talk, sitting next to this stunning young woman. It was all he could do not to stare. After a few miles, the woman turned to him, and smiled. "Whyever are you being so quiet?", she asked. "Well, I'll tell you", the old farmer said, "You know, its funny. Here I am, I've just been a liberal for 10 minutes, and I already want to screw someone!". - Chris Retterath ( ..utzoo!utcsrg!chris ) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen <jgoerzen@complete.org> of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.