Acbosgd.2175
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!cbosg!cbosgd!djb
Fri Mar 26 14:08:33 1982
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
	This is the way I heard them (and remembered them too, back in
my college days...)


		   The Three Laws of Thermodynamics:

You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game.



						David Bryant
						 cbosgd!djb

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