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Fri Mar 12 07:51:06 1982
Continuing Education
	REVISED MARCH 1982 INSERVICE SCHEDULE


Self-Improvement Workshops:

	Creative Suffering
	Overcoming Peace of Mind
	You and Your Birthmark
	Guilt without Sex
	The Primal Shrug
	Ego Gratification Through Guilt and Fear
	Dealing with Post 
	Whine Your Way to Alienation
	How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation



Business/Career Workshops:

	Money Can Make You Rich
	Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech and Get a Better Job
	I Made $100 in Real Estate
	Packaging and Selling Your Child: Parent's Guide to the Porn Market
	Career Opportunities in Iran
	How to Profit From Your Own Body
	Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
	Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
	Tax Shelters for the Indigent



Home Economics Workshops:

	How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage
	How to Cultivate Viruses in Your Refrigerator
	Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete
	Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
	Sinus Drainage at Home
	101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
	The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
	How to Convert a Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy
	What To Do With Your Conversation Pit
	Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance



Health and Fitness Workshops:

	Creative Tooth Decay
	Exorcism and Acne
	The Joys of Hypochondria
	High Fiber Sex
	Suicide and Your Health
	Bio-Feedback and How to Stop it
	Skate Your Way to Regularity
	Understanding Nudity
	Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
	Optional Body Functions



Crafts Workshops

	Self-Actualization Through Macrame
	How to Draw Genitalia
	Needlecraft for Junkies
	Northern New Mexico Guide to Bad Taste
	Cuticle Crafts
	Mobiles and Collages with Fetishes
	Gifts for the Senile
	Bonsai Your Pot

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