Aallegra.281
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!allegra!ssn
Tue Feb 23 07:41:51 1982
Room Clearers
I can't take credit for these, I found them in "New York Magazine",
but I found the following pretty funny.

These are room clearers, remarks destined to doom further colloquy.

1. I heard you tried to commit suicide. Why in the world would you
	want to do a thing like that?

2. That's the stupid smoke alarm, it hardly ever works right.

3. Yes, as a matter of fact, I have heard that one.

4. I'm a narc. And you?

5. Let me introduce my wife, Estelle. And her lover, Susie.

6. I never talk about est. I just live it.

7. Do you believe in Human sacrifice?

8. Free lance writing? But what do you do for a living?

9. Did you know there's a new kind of cat litter?

10. Mary and I are selling Amway products now.....

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