Aihuxo.117
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utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!ihuxo!dick
Mon Feb  8 16:08:31 1982
limerick



There once was a girl from Anheuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
Blatz took a chance,
found Schlitz in her pants,
And now she's sadder Budweiser.

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