Aeiss.185
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!eiss!jtb
Mon Feb  8 14:47:56 1982
Doit #4
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Economists do it with inflation.
Group theorists do it either way.
Historians did it.
Librarians do it silently.
Logicians do it consistently and completely.
Mathematicians do it necessarily and sufficiently.
Nobel laureates do it in the bank.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Professors forget to do it.
DJs do it on the air.
Bell Labs programmers do it with UNIX.
UNIX don't do it.
Babies do it in their pants.
Ministers do it only on Sunday.
Hermits do it alone.
Swimmers do it under water.
Barbers do it with scissors.
Hairdressers do it with curling irons.
Gee, I wonder how Oral Roberts does it?

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